Rhapsody of Entertainment Rebirth

Awards all over the world are almost the same, and the Oscars are even more so. Amidst the inexplicable laughter, Shanhe sat in the front row and watched the host Ellen DeGeneres chattering on the stage, as if he was back for the first time. While attending the Oscars.

Coincidentally, the host of the session seven years ago was also Allen, with almost the same opening talk show.

The difference is that at that time he was still a rookie director and had some expectations for the Oscars. Seven years later, he became the biggest protagonist of the awards ceremony, but lost interest in the Oscars. Shanhe was deeply moved by this!

From the very beginning of the award ceremony, Allen often used Shan He's Oscar experience to make fun of him. Some award presenters even used Shan He to compare and mock themselves, which always won bursts of laughter from the audience.

The cameras at the scene also focused on him and Hathaway from time to time. The two truly became the most watched figures at the Oscars.

Unlike Hathaway, who was leaning forward and backward happily beside him, Shanhe kept a calm smile, but kept complaining in his heart:

Come on, I gave Oscar a free sign to attract ratings.

This is indeed the case. As soon as this year's Oscars ceremony kicked off, North American ratings exceeded last year's peak. The Shanhe couple had much more appeal and topics than anyone present.

The Shanhe couple became the most popular couple at the scene. "Young Yi" also became the protagonist in the first half of the awards ceremony, winning the best visual effects, best original soundtrack, best sound mixing, and best editing. , five technical awards for best photography.

Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, each winner hugged Shanhe in celebration before taking the stage, and expressed their gratitude and admiration to Shanhe on the stage.

The award ceremony also entered the second half unknowingly.

The intrusion of mountains and rivers has brought too many differences to this Oscar. Originally, two movies were shining brightly at this awards ceremony: "Gravity" and "Dallas Buyers Club."

But they were all pulled out in advance by Shanhe!

"The Young and the Restless" replaced "Gravity" and was unrivaled in technical awards. However, it lacked the phenomenal performance of "Dallas Buyers Club". The competition for the Oscar actor award this year is quite fierce, and everyone has a chance. , who wins the prize still depends on public relations and luck.

Therefore, Bradley Cooper won a best supporting actor for "American Hustle".

Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong'o won best supporting actress for her role in "12 Years a Slave."

The next thing to be awarded is the Best Adapted Screenplay Award. Before this award was awarded, it was called the least suspenseful award by the media. The chances of Shanhe and "Young Yi" winning were almost 100%.

No one has any objections to this result.

The original novel "The Young Ones" has taken the world by storm and has almost zero negative reviews. The movie "The Young Ones" has also received a double harvest of box office and reputation around the world.

As soon as Robert De Niro and Penelope Cruz took to the stage, they once again joked about mountains and rivers.

"Robert, I guess we are the most insignificant presenters tonight. Does anyone need to draw the prize for this award?"

"Uh~ That's true. The Academy should make a new rule: the original author of the novel cannot receive this nomination, especially Qiu!"

"Ha ha…"

There was a roar in the audience, and everyone turned their attention to the Shanhe couple. Hathaway hugged her husband with a proud look on her face. Shanhe patted his wife's hand, remaining calm as before, and just smiled slightly at the camera.

“The films that won the Best Adapted Screenplay Award were: John Ridley’s “12 Years a Slave,” Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke, and Richard Linklater’s “Before Midnight.” , Terrence Winter "The Wolf of Wall Street", Steve Coogan, Jeff Pope "Philomena", Billy Ray "Captain Phillips", and Shanhe Qiu "Young Yi's" "Life of Fantasy"!

Penelope Cruz opened the envelope with a smile, took a look, and said into the microphone:

"There is no upset, congratulations, Qiu, the winning film is "The Life of Yi"!"

Shanhe hugged Hathaway for a moment amid the applause of the audience, then walked onto the stage with a smile, shook hands with the two guests, and took the trophy from Robert De Niro.

Holding the statuette in one hand, Shanhe just grinned and began to speak,

"Everyone thinks I can win this award, and I think so too. I flew across the Pacific to Los Angeles just for this moment!"

"Ha ha…"

Shan He's somewhat sarcastic and self-deprecating words immediately made the entire Dolby Theater burst into laughter.

While they were laughing happily, many people were also filled with emotion. This is the style of Big Boss, who has no scruples at all and wantonly ridicules the Oscar Academy's prejudice and suppression in front of more than a billion people!

"It is an extremely happy and proud thing for me to adapt my novel into a movie and win the recognition of the audience. I will continue to work hard, thank you all!"

Shanhe's speech was very brief, and he walked off the stage amidst applause.

The host Allen said to Shanhe on the stage:

"Qiu, don't leave in a hurry. By the way, let's talk about next year's acceptance speech as well!"

"Ha ha…"

There was another burst of laughter, wasn’t it? The global craze for women triggered by the novel “Room” is still raging in Europe and the United States. The movie “Room” will be released globally in May. Next year’s Best Adapted Screenplay Award is unlikely to escape Hua Xiaqiu’s. Palm, it’s really not a human being. How many times has this guy won screenwriting awards!

Shanhe couldn't help but smile when he heard this. He turned back and smiled at Allen on the stage, and made a secrecy gesture with his fingers near his mouth.

"Haha... Qiu, don't worry, the academy likes to see you win this award!"

"Hahaha…"

Allen's words made the whole audience laugh again. The feud between Shanhe and the Academy has become a running joke in Hollywood.

In fact, the Hollywood film and television industry understands what the Oscar Academy is doing, but Hua Xiaqiu is a bit too much. Not only does every movie bring good box office and word-of-mouth success, but he is also a fast shooter. If he is not suppressed, he will even get an Oscar statuette. The people are round!

The audience in front of the TV also laughed out loud at the series of behind-the-scenes footage of Shanhe after winning the award. What people like to watch the most is this kind of legendary story. They can have fun and talk about it casually. !

"Haha...Hua Xiaqiu is still so special, I'm just waiting to see him take the stage!"

"Can Hua Xiaqiu be on stage again? After "Joker" won the Best Original Screenplay award last year, the Best Director and Best Picture were both gone. The Academy went too far. "Joker" was the best movie the year before!"

"It's really difficult for the judges of the academy. Huaxia Qiu is really an incomprehensible existence. How can we suppress them? One movie after another, without even letting them take a breath!"

"Qiu is the greatest pride of us Asians. He makes these prejudices and discriminators speechless!"

…

As a result, the ratings for the Oscars suddenly soared!

With Shanhe winning the award, the award ceremony entered its final climax.

Only four awards - Best Actress, Best Actor, Best Director and Best Picture - have yet to be announced.

Heath Ledger, the last Oscar-winning actor, walked out of the stage with a smile. He was the guest of honor for this year's Oscar-winning actor.

Heath Ledger didn't say anything else and got into the topic directly amidst the applause and cheers of the guests.

"Five extraordinary women were nominated for Best Actress for their wonderful acting skills. The nominations are..."

Performance clips of the five nominated actresses appeared on the big screen. Finally, Cate Blanchett won the award for her wonderful acting in "Blue Jasmine."

I have watched this movie, Woody Allen's work, and Cate Blanchett did a great job, bringing the image of a funny, frightening and heartbreaking fallen woman to life, worthy of a statuette.

Hathaway, who was applauding with everyone in the audience, couldn't help but show a bit of envy in his eyes. Shanhe saw his wife's emotions. He put his arms around Hathaway and kissed her forehead.

"Annie, I guarantee you will win this award next year, your performance in Room is unparalleled!"

Annie was very touched by Shan He's warm comfort. She turned around and kissed Shan He.

"I know! Honey, you always do what you say!"

…

Mr. and Mrs. Shanhe were chatting with each other off the stage, while the award ceremony on the stage continued. "Elder cousin" Jennifer Lawrence appeared on the stage in a bright red dress and began to award the Best Actor award.

In addition to Tang Xiaoyu, there are many Hollywood celebrities who have been nominated, including "Batman" Christian Bale, "Le DiCaprio" Leonardo DiCaprio, and "veteran rich second generation" Bruce Dern , and a black actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Compared with these people, Tang Xiaoyu, a Chinese young man, seemed very weak and out of place among them.

Surprisingly, the Best Actor was a big upset, but the person who was upset was not Tang Xiaoyu. "Batman", "Le DiCaprio" and "Veteran Rich Second Generation" did not win the award. Black actors Chiwetel Ejiofor won the award for his performance in "12 Years a Slave."

Chiwetel Ejiofor wins award

With a look of disbelief on his face, almost no media was optimistic about him before, even Tang Xiaoyu was more promising and popular than him.

Looking at the excited and incoherent black actors on the stage, Shanhe patted Tang Xiaoyu's shoulder silently, and Tang Xiaoyu turned around and responded with a calm smile.

The award guests for the Best Director were Angelina Jolie and Hollywood's top black actor Sidney Poitier. This old man is in his eighties and needs help when walking.

As soon as he appeared on the stage, everyone at the scene stood up and applauded the first black Oscar winner, and Shanhe was naturally among them.

He really didn't know this old man before. Of course, during the entire Oscar ceremony, there were too many people he didn't know, all because of Hathaway's popular science.

The old man didn't talk nonsense and just wanted to open the envelope. Angelina Jolie on the side quickly stepped in front of the microphone to smooth things over for him.

"It's an honor to present the Best Director Award to a legendary actor. You shined on the big screen sixty years ago. With your talent and integrity, you overcame all kinds of difficulties and inspired audiences around the world. Thank you, we are all incredibly grateful. Kudos to you!”

The old man was a little cute. He didn't stop opening the envelope. He just said a few words while opening it,

"I'm glad to see so many talented directors vying to appear on this stage. Please continue to work hard to make good movies!"

While he was talking, the list of nominees had not yet come out, but the old man had already opened the envelope. Angelina Jolie couldn't stop her, so he reported the results directly.

"The winner is Shanhe Qiu, "The Life of Yi"!"

"Ha ha…"

This own goal made the whole audience burst into laughter and applause again. Shanhe was also amused by the old man now, and stood up and laughed.

No matter what, now that the results have come out, Shanhe did not show any pretense. After hugging and congratulating his wife and several crew members, he walked onto the stage gracefully.

After shaking hands with Angelina Jolie, he gave the lovely old man a hug.

"Thank you for your preference and encouragement!"

After receiving the trophy from the trembling old man, Shanhe said into the microphone:

"It's an honor to receive this trophy from the legendary actor who allowed me to have this honor all to myself. I'm very grateful to him, but I'm also grateful to the outstanding directors who were nominated with me. The best director nominees who won the award are, Please look at the big screen!”

Shanhe made an on-site introduction to the nominated directors in the name of the winners.

"Steve McQueen's "12 Years a Slave", David O. Russell's "American Hustle", Alexander Payne's "Nebraska", Martin Scorsese's "Wall Street" "Wolf", it's an honor to be nominated together with you, your talents are obvious to all!"

Shanhe made a generous and magnanimous supplementary introduction, showing his heroic and unrestrained bearing, which made the whole audience sigh and applaud.

"Film is a broad and profound art, and our understanding of it is still in the exploratory stage. When I and the entire crew were filming "The Young Man", we have been swinging back and forth between creativity and execution. If we choose If creativity is the main focus, the film will be almost impossible to complete. But if you blindly follow the script execution, the film will become mediocre. How to grasp this limit makes me miserable!

Fortunately, I have a group of talented partners. Together, we maximized creativity and execution in the movie. Thank you to every staff member who worked hard for "Youth". This award belongs to everyone and the team. everyone!

The charm of movies is that they can create a new world, and I think this world can become more colorful, and we can make it better. This is the responsibility of the director and should be the direction of all filmmakers' efforts. , I would like to encourage you all! Thanks! "

The scene burst into thunderous applause again, and Shanhe calmly walked off the stage amidst the applause.