Galloping in the fantasy world

"Hey, mainland boy, you're stupid to use RMB to buy Hong Kong soda!" said a middle-aged man in a security uniform.

The young man with messy hair said sheepishly: "I don't have Hong Kong dollars, comrade, and I don't want to either."

The middle-aged security guard shook his finger and said: "No one is your comrade. Have you never seen him in uniform? Call me Sir."

The young man nodded and said: "Ashe, I've been standing here for an hour, and now I'm thirsty. Why don't you lend it to me and I'll return it to you when my third uncle comes. Please help me."

The middle-aged security guard snorted and said: "Hong Kong people are also waiting for help. How can I have time to help you? If you ask for it, just ask for this machine."

"Is that okay?" The young man said, turning to the vending machine and saying, "Ah She, Ah She, borrow a can of soda to drink."

The middle-aged security guard said: "This is a soda machine, not sir. If you want to call me, just call me brother, then you can drink."

The young man looked at the middle-aged security guard, nodded and smiled, then turned around and said, "Jig, ji, borrow a can of soda to drink."

After finishing speaking, the young man was about to take action when a voice came from beside him and said: "Hello, do you want to buy a soda? Please hurry up, thank you, I have been waiting here for a long time."

The young man turned around, feeling rather embarrassed, and said with a shy smile: "I'm sorry, comrade, I"

The person in line said: "I heard the conversation you just had. You don't have Hong Kong dollars, right? (He handed over the 10 yuan coin) Here you go, you can buy it first."

The young man didn't know whether to answer it or not. In the end, the other party handed it to him. He heard the other party say: "I heard you talking just now. You said you were Sir. Does Sir wear your uniform? I'm in Hong Kong.

This is the first time I’ve seen you.” He said with a teasing look on his face.

The middle-aged security guard's face changed slightly and he said, "I have something to do and I don't have time to talk nonsense with you." After that, he hurriedly left.

The person in line said: "There are people like this everywhere, so don't mind. I haven't introduced you yet, my name is Nangong Aotian."

The young man hurriedly stretched out his hand, shook it, and said, "I am Zuo Songxing. I came down from above. Thank you very much."

Nangong Aotian smiled and said: "When we are away from home, we should take care of each other."

After the two of them bought the soda, Zuo Songxing murmured: "Why hasn't Third Uncle come after so long?"

Nangong Aotian said: "Are you coming to Hong Kong this time to visit relatives or to settle down?"

Zuo Songxing said: "I came here with a one-way permit. I only have one relative in Hong Kong, my third uncle, so"

"Oh. Does he know you are coming today? Did he remember the time wrongly?"

"No way. I think the third uncle must have been busy playing cards and forgot that there is a nephew waiting for him at the station."

"How about this? I see you don't have Hong Kong dollars, so it's hard to take a taxi. I'll take you there."

Speaking of which, Nangong Aotian's ID card and other documents in Hong Kong were all handled by Long Wu. He just bought a car in the past few days and was very fresh. He set off from the hotel early and traveled around Hong Kong.

I happened to arrive at Kowloon Station today and encountered a very familiar scene. It was the opening scene of the movie "The Gambler", so I came over to have a good relationship with Zuo Songxing by buying soda.

"Then why are you so embarrassed?" He scratched his head as he said this. He was a little wary at first, but then he thought about it. He didn't have anything to offer, and the other party was wearing famous brands and driving such a beautiful car. He didn't want to keep waiting like this.

I agreed.

The two drove to the address. After getting off the car, Zuo Songxing said: "It's already seven o'clock, and these Hong Kong people haven't come out to work yet."

Nangong Aotian smiled and said: "Hong Kong is an international metropolis. Normal working hours on weekdays start at nine o'clock in the morning. It is only seven o'clock now, and most people are still sleeping."

"Wow, it's true that we have the same person but different destiny."

"The specific buildings are all spent, so why not just click on one. Hey, the door is open. (Nangong Aotian blocks the opened door) Ah Xing, you can go in."

However, it may be that this third uncle's fate was such that even with Nangong Aotian's help, he still could not escape.

I originally wanted to ask my neighbors to see which unit this third uncle lived in, but it turned out that these people were really angry when they got up.

Both of them were driven down. Zuo Songxing was helpless when he saw the big words "Shenjing Massacre Tragedy" written in the newspaper. He immediately came up with a clever plan. He immediately went to his senior sister and said: "Comrade Public Security."

"Wow, it's hard to walk."

"Do you know the Butcher of Deep Well?"

"I know, how could I not know about such a big deal?"

Zuo Songxing pointed to the apartment and said: "I know he is in this building now, but I don't know which unit he is in. (As he spoke, he showed his third uncle's photo to his senior sister) This is his photo."

The senior sister took it and saw that it was so wretched and looked like a big butcher, and she immediately believed it.

Nangong Aotian stood aside, the corner of his mouth twitching constantly, 'Others are cheating on their father, but you are cheating on your uncle, they are all so sharp.'

The policeman pushed open the door and shouted: "Don't move, policeman!" As he said that, the two brothers came forward and pushed a wretched middle-aged man in black down on the mahjong table.

The wretched man yelled "Oh!" and said, "What are you doing! My thirteenth baby!"

Two women and a man who were playing cards together asked: "What are you doing, sir?"

One of the brothers said: "This big butcher in Shenjing raped and killed seven members of his family last night."

The woman from the wretched man's wife was surprised and said: "Oh, you are such a wolf!"

The wretched man denied it strongly and said: "No, I really am not!"

The man who visited the house of the obscene man said: "Aping, don't you remember, he was with us all night last night."

The wretched man stood up and said: "Yes, yes, I was with them all night last night. Sir, did you recognize the wrong person?"

A senior brother said with an affirmative tone: "We have witnesses."

The wretched man said loudly: "Which witness?"

The senior brother pointed back and pointed at Zuo Songxing. "That's him."

Zuo Songxing still had a smile on his face and said: "Do you recognize me, Xingzi!"

The wretched man, that is, the third uncle, said with an angry look on his face: "It turns out it's you, the bad boy!"

Zuo Songxing still looked happy and said with a smile: "Yes, it's me, third uncle!"

Nangong Aotian looked at the wretched man who was constantly being whipped out by 'congenital out-of-control disorder' because of Zuo Songxing's "third uncle", and said suspiciously: "This Xingzi did it 100% on purpose, letting his third uncle do it on purpose."

Making a fool of himself in front of so many people must be to take revenge on him for not picking up his car. This star boy is not brainless, otherwise he wouldn't get along with such a damaging strategy.'

After a while of messing around, we finally settled down.

Uncle Da taught his nephew a lesson: "Look at you, you look like a bear! You don't look like a human being (Nangong Aotian thought, is this third uncle so educated?), your hair looks like a wig."

As he said this, Xingzi actually took off his wig and said, "I thought it was popular in Hong Kong."

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