Rise From the Humble

Zhu Ping'an smiled warmly, and Li Shu's eyes were as silky as silk. The two looked at each other. Sparks of love were flying everywhere. Their feelings were heating up rapidly. The love in the room was so strong that the whole room seemed to have risen several degrees.

The girls, ladies, and others present were all moved by the tacit understanding of love between the two of them... There was no colorful phoenix flying in the wings, but there was a tacit understanding between the two. The uncle and the young lady had a heart-to-heart connection. It was so touching.

Among them, the one who was most deeply moved was Baozi's little maid Hua'er, with big tears rolling down from the corners of her eyes one after another.

At this moment, the sound of someone burning a harp and boiling two large bowls of cranes, which was disturbing the scenery, was heard.

"The wine and meat of Zhumen stink (chou), and there are freezing bones on the road."

The harsh voice of the witch Ruonan suddenly sounded out, instantly destroying the deep affection in this room like a piece of wood.

Especially the witch Ruonan deliberately paused heavily on the word "Zhu", as if she was deliberately echoing the "Zhu" house.

All the maids and ladies present turned their heads to look at the man who was causing such a disgrace.

"Ruonan, what are you talking about?" Baozi's little maid Hua'er couldn't help but said to the demon Ruonan in embarrassment and anger.

"Isn't what I said the truth?" The demon girl Ruonan shrugged her shoulders disapprovingly. Not only did she not reflect on it, but she continued in an even more serious tone: "Just after the floods subsided, the Japanese waves started again. Now I don't know how many people in the world don't have enough to eat. , Wear warm clothes, we have a large table with delicacies from all over the world, all of which are delicious, delicious, and can be eaten by only five people. There is no way to finish it. If you can’t finish it, you can’t reheat it and eat it the next day. Don’t you have to throw it away? It stinks. This table of food doesn’t cost more than ten taels of silver. If we donate it, I don’t know how many poor people who are suffering from cold and hunger can be saved.”

The witch Ruonan did not repent, and her harsh words made all the girls and women even more angry.

"Ruonan!" Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, was angry, "My young lady and uncle treat you like guests, how can you do this?!"

"That's right, I'll treat you to delicious food and drinks, but you're still here with your weird thoughts, gossip, and ruining the scenery."

All the girls followed suit and accused him.

"Keke, it's okay. If the man is a guest, we are the hosts. If we can't let the guests speak freely, how can we fulfill our friendship as landlords." Li Shu smiled slightly and waved her hand to stop Hua'er and others.

"It's better for you, young lady, to understand things." The demon Ruonan smiled slightly and said slowly, "I have never seen the world. Seeing this big table full of delicacies, I thought about how many people in the world have insufficient food and clothing. It was not warm, and I couldn't help but sigh, "The rich wine and meat smells bad, and there are freezing bones on the road."

"If the boy and girl are kind-hearted, but..." Li Shu paused slightly when she said this.

"But what?" The demon Ruonan asked.

At this time, she was a little excited, because the poem "The wine and meat of the rich family stinks, and the bones on the road are frozen to death" is a famous line through the ages. It stands on the commanding heights of morality. If Li Shu refuted it, it would be unkind for the sake of wealth.

Haha, can a nerd treat such a rich, unkind, cold-hearted person as a treasure anymore? !

"However, if the boy or girl read this poem incorrectly," Li Shu smiled slightly and said seriously.

"Did I read it wrong?" The demon Ruo Nan pointed at her nose and smiled in disbelief.

Such a famous poem has always been heard from people since I was a child, whether it is a scholar or a storyteller, my ears are numb when I hear it.

How could I read it wrong!

Unless she, Li Shu, had made a mistake, haha, Li Shu could have made a mistake in such a simple poem, which shows that it is a vase without any ink.

The nerd is the number one scholar. Isn’t it what storytellers and opera singers say about being in love with each other? How can Li Shu make a nerd fall in love with a vase without ink? That is to say, being pretty attracts nerds, but beauty cannot last forever. No matter how beautiful you are, there is no inner meaning. , and it will also make people gradually bored.

That's Hua'er's chance. Oh, come to think of it, Hua'er only knows a few words.

Although the wealth in my stomach is far less than that of a nerd, it is still enough to train Hua'er so that Hua'er can recite a few ancient poems and match a few pairs, so he can barely compete with the nerd's red sleeves.

Li Shu is a vase without much ink, so this can be said to be an unexpected surprise. The enchantress Ruonan couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Yes, if the boy or girl read this poem wrong." Li Shu smiled and nodded.

"Oh, then Mrs. Lao will correct me." The demon Ruo Nan curled her lips and said with excitement in her heart.

When the demon girl Ruonan was talking, she glanced at Zhu Pingan and saw Zhu Pingan looking at Li Shu with a smile.

Seeing this, the demon girl Ruonan became even more excited. Haha, okay, this is Li Shu's joke even for nerds.

"This line of poetry should read 'The wine and meat of Zhumen stink (xiu), and there are frozen bones on the road'. The character should be pronounced 'xiu', not 'chou'."

Li Shu looked at the demon Ruonan with a pair of watery eyes and explained seriously without any ridicule.

"Pfft, it turns out that the poems were all read wrong."

"I thought it was so awesome. I can't even tell the difference between Xiu and Xiu. I don't know who gave me the courage to show off in front of my uncle and young lady."

"You're still a 'chou'. You show off your stink and make you feel weird. You must be embarrassed now."

The girls and old ladies present burst into laughter, either covering their mouths or laughing deliberately.

The enchantress Ruonan's first reaction was disbelief. She didn't believe Li Shu's words or that she had read it wrong.

This poem is not difficult. She has been saying it for so many years and has heard it said so many times. How could she read it wrong?

"No, Zhu Ping'an, did I really read it wrong? Is this poem 'The Zhumen stink of wine and meat (chou)', or 'The Zhumen stink of wine and meat (xiu)'?" The demon Ruonan looked at her questioningly. Li Shu turned to Zhu Pingan and asked.

He habitually called him "nerd", but when he saw the girls around him with unkind eyes, he changed his name to "Zhu Ping'an".

"If you are a boy or a girl, you must have read it wrong. This poem is indeed, 'The wine and meat in Zhumen are stinky (xiu), and there are frozen bones on the road'."

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but smile and said slowly.

When the demon girl Ruonan heard this, her first reaction was still disbelief. If she didn't believe Zhu Pingan's words, how could I mispronounce such a simple poem? This word is obviously the word "stinky" for "stinky", how could I mispronounce it!

I can write such a simple word "stinky" with my left hand!

It must be Li Shu who calls a deer a horse! In order to break the situation and to hurt herself, Li Shu deliberately said that she had read the wrong word.

As for Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan is just a fool who was confused by Li Shu's beauty and deliberately confused right and wrong!

"Hmph, you are husband and wife, you must be attracted to her, you teamed up to lie to me." The demon girl Ruonan snorted, full of resentment.