Rise From the Humble

The storyteller shook his head, danced, laughed and cursed with exaggerated expressions, sometimes pretending to be a Japanese pirate, sometimes pretending to be a Zhejiang army, his imitation was lifelike, and he spoke as if he were on the scene, making people at the tea stall immersed in listening to the book.

When Xingmu finally took a shot, people were still not satisfied. It wasn't until the shouts of cheers came that people came back to their senses.

"Well said! Mr. Zhu is the Wenquxing in the sky. Every Spring Festival, couplets must be posted in the sky. Not to mention Thunder God, all the gods in the sky and even the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother come to Wenquxing's door to ask for some couplets to post on the door. . One day in the sky, one year on the earth, couplets are posted every day in the sky, gods from all walks of life come to Wenquxing every day to ask for couplets, then the relationship is naturally extraordinary. If Wenquxing says hello, Lei Gong will of course support it, let alone San. Ten Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunders, even three hundred Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunders are no problem."

"Okay! I also heard the thunderbolt outside the city. Mother, the ground shook. My wife thought the city wall had collapsed. She was so frightened that she peed half the bed. I was also honest. I peed even more than she did. The two kids at home didn't give in too much... When our family was shivering and about to crawl into the cellar to resign ourselves to fate, we heard the sound of a great victory coming from outside. It was said that more than 10,000 Japanese pirates outside the city had been killed. Damn it, you pissed yourself off for nothing...".

"Haha, face, Hu Laosan, all the special ladies in your family are talented..."

"No, if you can be like our family, you can drown the turtles and sun pirates outside the city just by urinating."

"Hahaha... Hu Laosan, you are really a fool. If Master Zhu hadn't been so wise and mighty as a god coming down to earth to repel the Japanese pirates, it would be useless even if you peed on the bed. The Japanese pirates all came from the sea. Everyone will make waves and cannot be drowned."

"Thanks to Mr. Zhu, we saved our lives. Mr. Zhu was like a god descending from heaven. Two thousand people beheaded tens of thousands of Japanese pirates, and the 50,000 Japanese pirates retreated."

The tea stall was very lively. People burst into laughter and warmly praised Zhu Pingan and the Zhejiang Army.

In the tea stall, there was a noble family sitting, and in the middle was a young lady with a big belly. Most full-term pregnant women only had such a big belly. She was dressed in luxurious clothes, moved elegantly, and looked very noble. Just like a fairy from heaven descending to earth, she is surrounded by a group of people to serve her. Two girls are waiting in front of her, and two other girls and two old ladies are following her. There are six tough guards around the table.

Although I sat at a table at the tea stall, I didn’t eat the food from the tea stall. I only ate my own food.

Of course, the nobleman was very generous. He not only rewarded the storyteller with a silver ingot of ten taels, but also reserved a large pot of soy milk and a large pot of spicy soup at the tea stall, and invited everyone present to drink it for free.

The young lady seems to like gossip very much, she likes to listen to Mr. Shu's lectures, and she also likes to listen to people laughing and joking at the tea stall.

Maybe he was bored with living in a high-rise compound and was curious about the bustle of the city.

The splendid appearance made it look like he was a distinguished person. Although people at the tea stall would look at him curiously, they did not dare to disturb him.

Nonsense, who dares to interrupt? Didn't you see those six guards? They are all very majestic and have sharp eyes. At first glance, they are Lian Jiazi.

"Keke, miss, did you hear that? They said that my uncle was the Wenquxing who descended to earth and summoned the Thunder Lord to help. He dropped thirty thunders and killed ten or twenty thousand Japanese pirates outside the city. Kokeke, my uncle will summon the Thunder Lord."

Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, couldn't bear it any longer. She covered her mouth and started giggling. Her stomach hurt from laughing.

"They say that there are ten talents in the world, but my uncle has only eight. They also say that my uncle has a piercing eye and that no falsehood can cover my eyes. They also say that my uncle can pinch and count, and that the words he writes are as useful as magic charms. Oh, giggle. I'm sorry, Miss, I really can't bear it anymore."

Qin'er couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle.

Of course, Li Shu also smiled with her eyes narrowed, and gently touched her belly with one hand to comfort the two little guys. The two little guys were not sure if they were also happy to hear it, and they were doing somersaults in their stomachs.

"Your father came to earth as a god, and you are also upset in your stomach. You deserve to be called a filial son from under the stick of your father."

Li Shu touched her belly and cursed.

Li Shu and the others listened at the tea stall for a while, and then rewarded the storyteller again with unfulfilled interest. They rounded up the meat buns and fried cypress from the tea stall, and carried them all the way to the place where the refugees gathered.

Li Shu sat on the sedan, opened the sedan curtain with her slender hands, and asked softly, "Have the arrangements been made for the pigs and sheep for Brother Zhu to reward the army?"

"Back to Miss, as soon as Yinshi heard that the Japanese pirates were coming, Miss said that my uncle would win a big victory and ordered me to buy pigs and sheep to reward the army. One hundred pigs and two hundred sheep. I bought them overnight and slaughtered them on the spot. They were already braised. Yes, we have already sent them to the city gate. As soon as the city gate opens, we will immediately send them to my uncle’s camp to reward the army."

A middle-aged nurse came forward to report back. To be honest, when Yinshi heard that the Japanese pirates were attacking the city, he was still very worried about his uncle outside the city, but the young lady was different. After hearing this, the young lady said that her uncle would win a big victory and asked her to buy pigs and sheep as a reward. military.

"Well, very good." Li Shu nodded with satisfaction and asked again, "How much gunpowder have been collected? I will send it to Brother Zhu as a reward for the army."

"Please punish me, young lady. You are so stupid. You showed me my uncle's famous thorn. You only collected 800 kilograms of gunpowder in the firecracker workshop. You were also questioned by the officials. They only agreed after seeing your uncle's famous thorn."

The middle-aged nurse replied with a look of shame.

"Eight hundred kilograms is too little. The gunpowder used in the continuous explosions outside the city this morning may not have been less than eight hundred kilograms."

Li Shu shook his head slightly and ordered, "If you can't buy gunpowder, buy sulfur, saltpeter and charcoal. Send them to Brother Zhu when you reward the army. In addition, hold Brother Zhu's famous assassin to pay homage to the government and take a look around the city." Can you please give me some gunpowder to Brother Zhu? Brother Zhu, the Zhejiang army relies on firearms, and firearms rely on gunpowder. There cannot be a shortage of gunpowder."

"No." The nurse bowed and stepped back, making arrangements.

"Miss, the Japanese pirates attacked in Yinshi. How could you expect that my uncle would be victorious?" Hua'er asked chirpingly.

"Gee, Hua'er, my uncle is a god who has come down to earth, and he can pinch and count. My young lady is a fairy who has come down to earth, and she can also pinch and count."

Qin'er giggled on the side.

"My uncle is a god who has descended to earth, and my young lady is a fairy who has descended to earth. Then we are the little girls from heaven who have come down to earth to serve the fairies."

Hua'er also chuckled.

After laughing for a while, Hua'er still couldn't help but be curious, and asked again, "Miss, I still don't understand. How could the young lady expect that my uncle would be victorious as soon as he heard the Japanese pirates were coming?"

"Because he is Zhu Pingan." Li Shu smiled slightly.