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Huh~

A burst of white light bloomed in front of his eyes, wrapped his body, rapidly expanded and collapsed, and disappeared into the room in the blink of an eye.

Huh~

There was another gust of wind.

He first heard the sound of chaotic footsteps, the harsh friction of table legs moving on the concrete floor, the impact of clothes zippers and hard objects, and then a thump, thump, thud, a bit like a mallet hitting a leather drum sound.

This is?

The surroundings are in chaos. Is this the plot of Ma Dongmei chasing Charlotte at the wedding?

Soon, he woke up, the double images and stains in front of his eyes faded, and the scenery became clearer and clearer.

There are many stickers on the table, in the middle is a glacier without the head of a white bird, on the left are snake spirits and centipede spirits, and there is an Optimus Prime dyed blue by ink, and in front of it is a stack of people who don’t know it was killed by a mouse. After gnawing, it was still a flooded book. Lin Yue can guarantee that if this was a martial arts novel, it would not be ruined like this.

This... isn't a wedding scene? Is it... the classroom?

In other words, the plot starts directly from Charlotte, or it can be said that it starts from a dream?

At this moment, the sound of thud thud thump came to the front, and with a gust of wind blowing towards the face, the eyes blurred, and there was an extra person in front of the desk.

He looked up, hey, isn't this the first idiot in class two of the third year, Dachun?

No, there is not one person in front of the desk, there is another one, wearing glasses crookedly, pointing angrily at the stupid big man who raised his foot and wanted to step on it, and said: "What do you want to do!"

That's right, it's Mr. Wang who is a model teacher.

The double star shoes that were already less than a foot away from the front door stopped in the air.

The big silly man chuckled and said awkwardly, "Mr. Wang, do you think my newly bought shoes look good?"

Lin Yue rubbed his temples, and shook off the remaining dizziness in his mind, thinking that it was a famous scene.

At this moment, a stream of information poured into his mind.

Lin Yue, male, eighteen years old this year, graduated from No. 7 Middle School of Xihong City, third grade liberal arts class, lives in Wulitun, a village in the city, parents are still alive, only child, academic performance... fourth in the class, backward Counting, the luck of throwing the sieve in the exam is a little bit better, and can compete with Ma Dongmei for fifth place.

Well, it's still wearing, not soul wearing, and he is quite satisfied with this.

Qiu Ya is not considered a great beauty, but the part in the middle when she is out of the bath is quite attractive, isn't she?

The key is that I really want to green Charlotte.

This is not good, we are all classmates, it is not good to do this...

Lin Yue tried his best to rein in the horse in his mind, forced himself to shift his attention to the system space, and confirmed the content of this task.

Main mission: Make Charlotte a Luthor without changing her career in showbiz.

Side task-stage task (student period): make big news.

Mission Difficulty: Normal.

Mission time frame: 1997-2012.

Making Charlotte a Luthor without changing her to showbiz?

Is this task still needed? It's just for nothing, okay? In the movie, doesn't he regret it in the end, and wants to exchange his life as a poor man with Dachun.

In comparison, side missions are a bit more difficult, big news, what is big news? Murder, set fire and rob civilian women? It all depends on the system definition.

Or...jump off a building?

"This is a dream, cool!"

At this moment, the word "Shuang" woke him up, and he quickly put aside the task settings in the system space and looked in the direction of the sound.

The heroine of the movie, Xia Luo, stood in front of the blackboard with the poem "Recalling the King-Yiyi Palace Liu Fu Palace Wall", danced and danced, and then winked and looked at the desk below.

To be precise, what he was looking at was Hua Qiuya from Class 2, Grade 3.

According to the plot of the movie, what should happen next?

oh……

Sure enough, Charlotte walked down the stage, and Qiu Ya stood up with a puzzled face.

Lin Yue turned his head to look at Dachun who was squatting on the ground, left the desk, walked over and lifted him up.

"Lin Yue, you... what are you going to do? Teacher Wang fainted and can't fight anymore."

Look at this guy's beaming expression, he thinks that finally some classmate reacted slower than him, and only now remembers to hit the teacher, right?

"Dachun, can you bear it?"

Dachun didn't know what he was going to do, but out of trust in his classmates, he nodded.

"well……"

He had just said a good word when he suddenly realized that his body was out of control, he was pulled forward, and someone pushed him back.

Then I felt my body tighten, and two pieces of warm, warm meat were printed on my mouth.

It felt good, and he stuck out his tongue to lick it, well, it smells like swill, a little salty.

Then, he saw the silly face of the second class of the second class of the third year.

"Charlotte, why are you kissing me? Hehe, could it be...do you like me?"

Classmate Zhang Yang with buck teeth patted the table and laughed.

The fake bitch, Mont, rested her chin on both hands and twisted her body shyly: "It's so exciting."

"Who the fuck wants to kiss you." Charlotte slapped him, wiped her mouth violently, and spat twice: "I want to kiss Qiu Ya."

After speaking, he glanced to the side, only to find that Ban Hua was guarded by Lin Yue, who was always confiscated by the teacher for his martial arts novels, and who could be said to be the most invisible in the class. He looked miserable as if he had encountered a big bad wolf. White Rabbit.

"Qiu Ya, why did you go there? Come, come, come to me."

Lin Yue said: "Charlotte, be more honest, if you molested a female classmate in class, believe it or not, I will send you to the police station?"

Speaking of the protagonist of this movie, it’s very cool for ordinary people to substitute in. After all, who doesn’t want to go back to the past and rewrite the hard life, take classes, play young models, become CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. But in all fairness, a man who has graduated for ten years spends the whole day paralyzed on the bed, stays at home, does not go to work to make money, eats and drinks his wife's food, and takes the money his wife wants to buy three rounds to pretend to be a bully at Banhua's wedding, saying It's trash, it's a bit too much, call it a dick... It's really embarrassing to those men who earn 5,000 a month but are called dicks by a woman with a monthly salary of 3,000. Diosi earns little, but they are also working hard, right? Earning money with your own hands is not shabby, what about Charlotte? He doesn't even deserve the title "Diaosi".

"The police station? What is the police station? Let me tell you, Lin Yue, don't try to scare me." Charlotte rolled up her sleeves as she walked forward: "Look at you, you are usually silent, and you can talk to girls How dare you be so arrogant in my dream after blushing for a class? See if I don't turn your head off today and kick it like a ball."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the book and smashed it.

According to the ranking given by Wang Yu, Dachun is the big fool, he is the second fool, and he is the master of learning to fight for the first place, but he likes to make trouble. Who in the class doesn't know, who doesn't know? Ordinary teachers don't dare to force them to study, do they? What about Lin Yue? I can’t study and study, I can’t do sports, and my relationship with my classmates is average, so I gave Dongxie Xidu, Nandi, Beigai, the supernatural powers, Yang Guo, Huang Rong, Xiaolongnv, Zhang Wuji, Wei Xiaobao, Chu Liuxiang, Ximen Chuixue, etc. Martial arts rankings are okay, but what’s the use of it? , Do you really think that when you see injustice on the road, you can do justice for the sky? I've seen too many cartoons.

Lin Yue quickly turned around and hugged like an old hen...no, to protect Qiu Ya: "This kid wants to molest you, I will help you block it, run quickly."

"Lin...you..."

"Hey, ah, hey, ah... let's go!"

"you……"

Qiuya pursed her lips and ran towards the back door.

Charlotte quit and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, I didn't kick this kick, why are you howling?"

He kicked a few times in a row, but he missed and dodged them all.

"Hey, hey, I don't believe it, why can't I hit you?"

At this moment, the door slammed open from the outside, and the principal and the dean arrived together, just in time to see Charlotte kicking someone.

"Charlotte! What are you doing!"

The whole class fell silent.

The principal and dean hold the big stick of expulsion, which is still very deterrent to the students in the graduating class, except of course, those who have no plans to go to college, and those who are not afraid to call their parents.

Lin Yue turned his body and found Yuan Hua hiding behind the principal.

"Principal, Charlotte is crazy. He hit Teacher Wang first, then molested Qiu Ya, and now he wants to hit me again."

"Pretend, you pretend for me again."

Charlotte was furious. Did he hit someone? After kicking so many times, I didn't kick anyone.

"headmaster."

At this moment, Qiu Ya, who hid in the corner of the room, spoke. Everyone thought she was going to testify for Lin Yue, because everyone saw what happened just now. If Lin Yue hadn't acted like a big fool, she would have been kissed by Charlotte. .

However, to everyone's surprise, her eyes moved from the headmaster to Charlotte, and then to Lin Yue, and then she raised her hand and said, "He...he touched me."

After speaking, he folded his arms around his chest and made a face of embarrassment and indignation.

The whole class was in an uproar, looking at Lin, who was upright not long ago.

Special thanks to Zhan Yun for the reward of 5,000 starting coins, society you Z brother, one, two, three, four, five for the reward of 200 starting coins, no need for nicknames, Tang Wenpeng, CZ3 for the 100 starting coins.