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Chapter 1533 Teacher, your road is narrow
He wasn't referring to anyone else, but naturally Wang Qiuya who walked into the classroom.
Liu Dazizi said: "Are you the same as Qiu Ya? She studies well, has a good personality, and has a good character. She is rated as a three-good student every year. There must be a reason for her being late. What about you? Go climb the Western Wall again, Should I go to a bookstore to borrow books this time, or should I return them?"
If you want to talk about why the classmates nicknamed him Liu Dazizi, it is mainly because the old man has a black mole with a diameter of more than three centimeters in the position below the right corner of his mouth, coupled with two long hairs. When I was excited, I pouted and pouted with a sense of joy. Over time, I got the nickname "Liu Dazizi". It is said that it has been passed down for three generations, with a history of nine years.
Speaking of Qiuya, he got excited again, and the two hairs seemed to be fighting, pushing one another, so some students buried their heads behind their textbooks, giggling and giggling.
"Aren't you watching people order dishes?" Lin Yue quit: "There is a reason why she is late. I am late because I am mischievous and talking nonsense. Is it okay to teach history such a double standard?"
"Do you still dare to talk back?" Liu Dazizi didn't know what happened in the last class. He saw that the guy who had confiscated two martial arts novels and one romance novel dared to question him in public. He lost 30 yuan the night before and was coldly violent by his wife. The anger of the day soared to the top of the sky.
"Your name is Lin Yue, right? I remember you. Write me ten times, no, twenty times in the list of historical events at the back of the first volume of the first year of high school."
There are four liberal arts classes in the third and third grades of the Seventh Middle School, with more than a hundred students. If you want to explain why he clearly remembers this kid, you have to start from the confiscated novels. ", watching "The Jade Bow in the Sea of Clouds" is nothing, those ignorant guys are watching it, and every year the school just sells the confiscated martial arts novels for scrap money, which is enough for the principal's cigarette money for a year.
The point is that this kid still reads romance novels, and he got "Three Lanes of Plum Blossoms". He read it for two days, and he wanted to see how Ke Qixuan, who was disfigured by the fire, and the heroine Yuan Lemei got along with each other and became friends with Qin Jin. The result... TMD There was only the first volume but not the second volume, which made him go to the Xinhua Bookstore to buy the whole set out of his own pocket, and when he returned home, he was interrogated by his wife like a prisoner for a long time-he is almost sixty years old, reading romance novels?
Not only that, he also messed up the matter of the Education Bureau arranging people to come to attend the class, lowered the grades of the No. 7 Middle School, and hit a soft nail with the principal.
Although he asked for this all by himself, and no one else can blame him, it doesn't prevent him from remembering that student.
"Ms. Liu, I want to know the meaning of you asking me to copy the historical event list twenty times."
"The meaning? The meaning is to urge you to study, so that you don't hold back the class, so that you have a good way out."
"So you have such a good heart." Lin Yue said, "But there's no need, I've recited everything you said."
After saying this, he sat back in his seat facing the shining eyes of his deskmate.
The students around looked at each other in blank dismay. It was surprising that this guy was reasoning with Liu Dazizi, but now he boasted that he had memorized the list of historical events? Does he think he is the first in the class? Yuan Hua doesn't even have this ability, at most, he can remember some important time points with turning point.
The fourth-to-bottom in the class, and occasionally the fifth, dare to pretend to be this kind of B?
Yuan Hua had long been full of resentment for his sneaking on Qiu Ya, and seeing him so pushy, with a gesture of not taking Liu Dazizi seriously, he gritted his teeth angrily, with a sullen expression on his face.
"Have you memorized it?" The history teacher was furious at this statement. Not long after the start of school, just entered the review stage, and you memorized the history event list? Yuan Hua and Qiuya said Thaksin, Lin Yue, a tofu scum in the school scum? It is impossible in the next life.
"Then let me test you, which year did the Western Jin Dynasty end?"
Without raising his head, Lin Yue said: "In 316 AD, the Xiongnu invaded Xi'an, and the Western Jin Dynasty perished."
"Let me ask you again, in what year did Shang Yang implement the reform?"
Here he dug a hole.
"In 356 BC, Shang Yang started the first reform with the support of Qin Xiaogong. In 350 BC, the second reform took place. In 338 BC, this guy was divided into five horses."
Liu Dazizi originally wanted to make a fuss during the two reforms, but Lin Yue memorized them all in one go, and even told the year of Shang Yang's death that was not listed in the historical event table.
The students below were in an uproar.
In this period of time, in this age group, whoever mentions Shang Yang will give a thumbs up, saying that he is an outstanding statesman, reformer, military strategist, and thinker. Without his efforts, there would be no Qin Dynasty. , Unifying the universe, it is not too much to describe it with the phrase "gong is in the future".
How did it get into this kid's mouth, he seemed very disdainful.
Behind him, Xiao Hei kicked his chair leg under the table: "Have you read too many martial arts novels?"
Liu Dazi gave him a hard look: "I read some useless street stall literature all day long. Is that useful? Is there?"
Lin Yue chuckled: "It turns out that Teacher Liu knows what book I'm reading. You see that the students are so interested, how about telling everyone?"
"Go, go, don't make trouble, next question."
"Don't go to the next question first. You gave me two questions. How about I also test your understanding of history?" Lin Yue didn't wait for him to object, and said first: "The textbook said that during the Battle of Muye, Zhou Is there such a saying that defeated the main army of the Shang Dynasty?"
Liu Damozi nodded: "That's right."
Lin Yue said: "The main force of the army of the Shang Dynasty? According to historical records, the main force of the army of the Shang Dynasty was attacking Dongyi at that time. The one who fought against the Zhou army in the Battle of Muye was a temporarily armed slave army. In other words, the Zhou army relied on sneak attacks. won the battle."
"..."
Lin Yue said again: "It's still on the same page. The history books say that the first dynasty to establish the enfeoffment system was the Zhou Dynasty. Is there such a sentence?"
Liu Dazizi nodded again, because this is a very important test site.
Lin Yue said: "In fact, many historians are not sure whether the enfeoffment system was established by the Zhou Dynasty or the Shang Dynasty."
Liu Dazizi frowned upon hearing this, not knowing who told him these things, but judging from the confident expression on his face, even a history teacher would feel guilty about refuting such a thing, because if he were to testify Come on, isn't that embarrassing? What face do you have to be a teacher and lead students in the future?
"The last question, is Di Xin really a heinous person? King Zhou? Hehe, five thousand years. If there are five thousand years, is there a winner who doesn't beautify himself but uglifies his opponent? So..." Lin Yue said : "If I were you, I would tell the students in the first class that being a history teacher is just a profession to support your family, and you study history just to get a promotion channel through the college entrance examination, with a little history view, That's all. The history in the mouth of scholars is a serious subject, but for most people, it is more similar to gossip, drunken stories, this thing young people take their emotions seriously, spray a few Forget it, you, a man in his late 60s, are cursing like foreign politicians in speeches all day long, aren't you afraid of high blood pressure?"
He took out a copy of Huang Yi's "The Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty" from the drawer and put it together with the history textbook in front of Liu Dazizi, pointing to the words "This story is purely fictitious and any similarity is purely coincidental" on the cover. One word said: "Teacher, don't you think the authors of these novels are very honest people?"
Hahahaha~
The students laughed together, thinking that classmate Lin still couldn't get around the hurdles of martial arts novels.
Liu Dazizi was annoyed by what he said: "Learning history is to teach you to establish the correct three views, so that you can learn from history."
Lin Yue pointed to his head and said: "There is a saying that there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers. The Three Views are based on this, not given by others. As for taking history as a mirror? Hehe, I only talk about vertical reference. , do not make a horizontal reference, now it is 7991, HK has returned, teacher, your road is narrowed."
Thank you for the 1500 starting coins rewarded by Fu News, the 300 starting coins rewarded by your brother Z in the society, the 233 starting coins rewarded by riding the horse and Xiao Xifeng, the 200 starting coins rewarded by Aowu is not a crime, and the book friends with the tail number 4092 100 starting coins rewarded.
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