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Lin Yue laughed when he heard this: "Being a dog is too much, be careful of being hit by an iron fist."

Dong Jiang was furious, unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, walked up to Lin Yue, and grabbed his collar.

"What are you doing? What are you doing here?" Li Daokui, the life teacher of the boys' dormitory, scolded from the corridor.

The students at the door retreated one after another to make way for a passage.

I saw the always stern life teacher walking in from the outside holding the bedroll.

"Jiang Tianhao, Dong Jiangxin, Zhang Yonghui, what are you doing?"

"No... nothing." Long before he entered the dormitory, Dong Jiangxin let go of Lin Yue's collar.

Li Daokui stared at him for a while, then took another look at Sun Chuanchu, who was huddled at the end of the bed, walked to the empty bed, threw the bedding on it, and tidied it carefully.

Jiang Tianhao stared viciously at Lin Yue, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Mr. Li, let him tidy up by himself."

Li Daokui paused for a while, and then started to work again, first put the pillow, and then fasten the mosquito net.

Lin Yue smiled and said: "He took these things away for me, and now they are arranged back for me intact, what's the matter? Do you have an opinion?"

Of course Jiang Tianhao had an opinion.

"Teacher Li!"

In the past, Li Daokui was so strict, which student has not endured his reprimand? Jiang Tianhao couldn't accept that he was serving this guy who almost ruined the reputation of the elite high school like a servant, and felt very uncomfortable.

"The supervisor abused me thousands of times, I treat the supervisor like first love, tsk tsk." Lin Yue joked.

Jiang Tianhao retorted: "I'm willing, what's the matter?"

He ignored the idiot in front of him, looked at Li Daokui who was patting the dust off the edge of the bed sheet with his hands, and said, "Is the bed finished? After the bed is finished, it's time to deal with Jiang Tianhao, Dong Jiangxin, and Zhang Yonghui's behavior of picking quarrels and provoking trouble."

"Ms. Li, don't listen to him, Dong Jiangxin didn't..."

Before the three words "I didn't do it" were said, Li Daokui said sharply: "You three, go clean the toilet for me now. When will the whole building be cleaned and when will you go to bed?"

"Teacher Li?"

Zhang Yonghui thought he heard it wrong. The three of them complained to him about the principal, but he punished the three of them to clean the toilet? It's... it's not logical.

Sun Chuanchu, Tian Xu, and the boys who were not scared away by Li Daokui at the door and peeked at the progress of the situation all had an expression of disbelief.

"Why?" Jiang Tianhao objected.

Li Daokui's face became more stern: "I will call your parents and ask them to come to the school to pick up the students, or to clean the toilet right away, you choose."

Jiang Tianhao was so wronged that he felt a fire was stuck in his chest, and he couldn't spit it out or swallow it down.

Finally, Zhang Yonghui, whose mother had heart disease, tugged at Jiang Tianhao's arm and shook his head slightly.

The three compromised, turned and walked out.

Lin Yue never forgot to beat the dog in the water: "What a painful realization."

"You..." Jiang Tianhao turned around anxiously, wishing he could strangle him to death.

Li Daokui pushed him from behind, took the opportunity to close the door, and escorted the three of them to clean the toilet.

Sun Chuanchu couldn't figure it out, so he licked his chubby face and leaned over: "Brother Yue, how did you do it?"

Tian Xu, who was lying on the upper bunk and secretly eating snacks, also stretched his ears, wanting to know the answer to this question.

Lin Yue gave him a sidelong glance, and went to water the pot of money grass.

If Li Daokui didn't severely punish Jiang Tianhao and the three, who would be responsible if they really started fighting?

The headmaster gave up in front of him, he must find a place to vent his anger, who would dare to make a mistake right now? The best way is to protect yourself wisely and not make mistakes within the scope of your duties.

It wasn't until the lights were turned off that the three of Jiang Tianhao barely finished cleaning the toilet, put the mop, basin, broom, etc. into the utility room, and walked upstairs with their tired bodies.

"etc."

Li Daokui called the three of them to stop.

"Do you know why I punished you?"

Dong Jiangxin said: "You shouldn't start a fight."

"wrong!"

The word "wrong" stunned the three of them, unable to understand what he meant by this.

"Ms. Li? What do you mean by that?"

Li Daokui said: "Jiang Tianhao, I see that you are usually very clever, but now you are so stupid. You brought someone to fight with him as soon as the school invited him back. Don't you think it's not a big deal? What if it spreads again? What do other people think when they go online? Yes, the elite middle school invites people back, and on the surface, they have reviewed it, but they say one thing and do another, secretly arrange students to do it, and exclude Lin who dares to speak the truth. At that time, let me ask you, what is the significance of the principal's actions? So from now on, for the next six months, at least until the heat of the incident dissipates, even if you are upset, you have to bear it for me, hold it back, if you give me another I see that the three of you are just looking for trouble, so next time I won’t clean the toilet, I will directly ask your parents to come to the school to pick up people.”

After listening to his explanation, the three of Jiang Tianhao suddenly realized.

So that's what happened...

Thinking about it seriously, Li Daokui's words are indeed very reasonable, thanks to the fact that there was no fight just now, and if there was a fight, Lin Yue took advantage of the heat and went to the Internet and TV stations to make a fuss, the principal didn't write an inspection to invite him back It's over, nine out of ten they will be masturbated, and the three of them will have to be punished.

Therefore, their behavior is not to vent their anger for the principal, but to cheat their teammates. Being fined to clean the toilet is purely asking for trouble.

"Ms. Li, we were wrong." After Jiang Tianhao apologized, he looked up at the window of Room 205: "Does that mean that if the popularity on the Internet disappears, we can show him some color?"

"It's not good to fight." Li Daokui dropped an official sentence and left.

Zhang Yonghui scratched his scalp, his face full of confusion: "Could it be just sitting and watching that kid continue to be arrogant?"

Dong Jiangxin gave him a pestle: "Are you stupid?"

"Who are you calling stupid? Say it again."

"As a BJ person, do you know what it means to speak and listen to the sound, and to listen to the sound of gongs and drums?"

"Okay, stop arguing, it's so late, go back to the dormitory and sleep." Jiang Tianhao interrupted the argument between the two, shook his shoulders, put his open shirt in the middle, and left with a bad smell.

...

Back in dormitory 205, Lin Yue, Tian Xu, and Sun Chuanout had already fallen asleep. Jiang Tianhao got into his bed in the dark, listened to the snoring sound from the lower bunk, and occasionally ground his teeth a few times. In addition, after repeating this several times, there is always a feeling that the more you think about it for a while, the more you get angry, and the more you think about it when you take a step back, the more you lose. When you scratch the itch and touch the remote control of the air conditioner, his mind flashes, making you sleep so soundly , I froze you to death.

Jiang Tianhao held the remote control, pointed it at the air conditioner above the sliding door, and pressed it. With a ding sound, the LCD screen lit up and the air outlet opened.

beep beep...

The temperature value went down all the way, reaching 16 degrees, and the air outlet mode was adjusted from up and down wind to downward air supply, and Lin Yue's bed was just located in the downwind direction of the air conditioner.

After doing the trick, he pulled up a blanket, closed his eyes with a sneer, and quietly waited for Lin Yuedong to wake up and look for the remote control—is it normal to sweat during labor? Is it normal to turn on the air conditioner to cool down? It's normal for the remote control to be in his hands as the head of the house.

Jiang Tianhao waited and waited, waited and waited, but before Lin Yue got up and turned off the air conditioner, he fell asleep because he was too tired.

Ah Choo...

Ah Choo...

When the sound of sneezing entered his ears, Jiang Tianhao stretched out his curled up body and forced himself to open his eyes, because he heard the conversation between Sun Chuanchu and Tian Xu, and felt that something was wrong.

As usual, I lifted the blanket and wanted to turn over and get out of bed, but felt a chill hit me, dizzy, and my body was heavy.

"Jiang Tianhao, you are the one who turns on the air conditioner..."

He looked over to his feet, and saw that Sun Chuan was sitting on the bed wrapped in a blanket, staring at him angrily, but in the middle of speaking, his nose itched unbearably, he raised his head a few times, opened his mouth a few times, Finally got the sneeze out.

Ah Choo...

A cloud of snot sprayed all over the place.

Jiang Tianhao looked at the balcony again, and found that the air conditioner was still on. Then he looked at the electronic clock. It was 5:30 in the morning. Although the sky was bright, there was not much movement outside, only scattered footsteps in the corridor. It is convenient for students to go to the toilet.

"What are you doing in a daze? Turn it off... Ah Choo."

Sun Chuanchu wrapped the blanket tighter again.

Only then did Jiang Tianhao come to his senses, picked up the remote control and pressed the off button. Seeing that the air outlet was closed, he poked his head and saw that the lower berth was empty, the blankets were neatly folded, and the mosquito net was tied up.

Going to brush your teeth? Or go to the bathroom?

running? Impossible, how can it be safe after being blown by the cold air below 16 degrees for several hours!

Jiang Tianhao lifted the mosquito net, turned over and got out of bed. As soon as his feet touched the ground, he felt weak and almost fell. He felt that all the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart.

Have a cold?

How could he catch a cold with such good physical fitness? The air conditioner was blowing on Lin Yue, not him.

"Tian Xu, Lin Yue?"

He asked casually, and in the past ten seconds or so, there was a sickly voice behind him.

"No... didn't pay attention."

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Tianhao took a closer look, and found that Tian Xu's face was black and red, so he stretched out his hand and put it on his forehead.

"Tian Xu, do you have a fever?"

Above, Sun Chuan heard that, with a very heavy nasal voice, he blamed and said: "Jiang Tianhao, you must be sick. It wasn't hot last night. It doesn't count if you drive it all night, and set the temperature to 16 degrees. This is good. All have a cold."

"You know what a fart. The air outlet is facing Lin Yue's bed. I thought he would ask for the remote control when he woke up from the cold. Who knows that he didn't respond after sleeping all night."

Sun Chuanchu and Tian Xu understood that this guy suffered a big loss last night and refused to accept it. He wanted to punish Lin Yue, but in the end even the two of them were cheated.

Jiang Tianhao said: "Don't worry, you two have a cold, he must be more seriously ill, he has the right to contribute to the school."

For the sake of his honesty, Sun Chuanchu held back and didn't curse.

Jiang Tianhao stretched out his hand: "How is it? Can you get up? If you can't get up, I'll ask for leave for you."

"It's okay." Tian Xu got up enduring the soreness, put on his shoes and went to the drawer to find the cold medicine his mother had prepared for him.

Sun Chuan rubbed his nose and said, "Give me a bag too."

Seeing that the two of them could not die, Jiang Tianhao straightened his hair with his hands, opened the door and went out.

...

Ah Choo...

Ah Choo...

Ah Choo...

"Thinking, scolding and catching a cold, rat, what's wrong with you? Have a cold?" Lin Miaomiao swallowed the unchewed pork jerky, gloated at Jiang Tianhao: "Didn't you always boast that you have a body made of iron?" Is the soul invulnerable to swords and guns, and invulnerable to a hundred poisons?"

"I got cold from the air conditioner last night."

"Ha, hahaha, you're blowing your socks off."

"That's better than having menstrual cramps after eating an ice cream, right?"

Deng Xiaoqi tugged at the corner of Lin Miaomiao's clothes, who was winking with Jiang Tianhao, and tilted her head, motioning her to look behind.

Tian Xu was lying on the table, his face was as red as a ripe apple, and Sun Chuan was holding a piece of facial tissue, blowing his nose desperately. In front of him was Liang Yunshu, with his back arched forward and his chest pressed against the edge of the table. It seemed that she was afraid that the fat man would spray his snot on her clothes.

Looking at another person who is also a member of the 205 dormitory, there is nothing abnormal at all. He holds a palm-width log in his left hand, and picks up the carving knife in his right hand. He doesn't know what he is carving.

"Jiang Tianhao, all three of you have caught a cold, why is he all right?"

It's fine if she doesn't ask, Jiang Tianhao gets angry when she asks, the air conditioner has been turned on all night, I thought the 205 was all off, I made a mistake in my operation, I think it's bad luck, who knows, come to the classroom to take a look, the guy who is facing the air is a shit No, the three of them, dizzy and feverish, runny nose, aches all over, one is more sad than the other.

It doesn't make sense.

"Xiaoqi, are you concerned about me? Don't worry, as a member of the school basketball team, a little cold will have no effect on me."

Ah Choo!

As soon as he finished speaking, he sneezed.

Lin Miaomiao looked disgusted, because she sprayed her face with saliva, Deng Xiaoqi gave this self-confessed sentimental guy a bitter look, left the classroom, and went to the Chinese teacher to get homework.

"Mice, are you really okay? My mother is afraid that I will catch a cold in the new season, so I have prepared antipyretic stickers, why don't you go back to the dormitory and get one for you?"

"I've said it all, no need."

When Jiang Tianhao was trying his best, Qian Sanyi, who was drinking tea in the corridor with a glass cup, was surrounded by several classmates and walked into the classroom. On the podium, I picked up a piece of chalk, looked at the people around me and said, "Look, I'll just say it once."

Everyone nodded together, and those students who were sitting in their seats busy with their own affairs were also attracted by the scene ahead, and all looked up.

The number one scholar is giving a lecture, the unique scenery of the first class of senior high school.

Only the half-dead Tian Xu and the red and swollen Sun Chuanchu had no interest in what he had to say.

Duh.

Duh.

Duh.

Soon, there is a line of characters on the blackboard, 3X+4Y=6, find the maximum value of XY.

Qian Sanyi paused, looked at his students intently and said: "As for the conventional solution, I won't go into details. Teacher Zhao has already explained it in class. If you don't understand something, go back and read your notes. Now I will explain it." Another solution, the mean substitution method."

After speaking, he went to write again.

Solution: Let 3X=3+T, 4Y=3-T, then 3X*4Y=9-T^2, then XY=3/4-T^2/12, so the maximum value of X*Y is 3/4 .

Qian San threw away the chalk and said calmly, "Do you think this solution is more efficient?"

"Wow, that's true, Qian Sanyi, you are really smart."

"marvelous."

"I think you can speak better than Mr. Zhao, why don't you come and be our teacher, everyone agree?"

"..."

Wow, those students who pestered him to give a lecture applauded.

Jiang Tianhao looked unhappy down there, but he had no choice. Qian Sanyi was the number one student in the senior high school entrance examination after all, and he had been crushed to death since he came to the elite middle school.

"Qian Sanyi, you are so handsome."

It was Deng Xiaoqi who said this, and she was still holding a stack of composition papers in her arms.

"Do you know? Qian Sanyi's composition this time is written in classical Chinese, and Teacher Tian specially showed it to teachers in other classes. Everyone agrees that whether it is liberal arts or science, he will not come to school in the future." , It’s no problem to go to a first-class university.”

There was light in Deng Xiaoqi's eyes when she said this, and her expression was the same as showing off to her friends how good her husband is, and he is devoted to love, and only loves her in this life.

"A composition written in classical Chinese? Great, great."

"As expected of Qian Sanyi."

"..."

At this moment, Lin Yue blew on the wood carving that had just carved out a rough shape, cleaned the sawdust off it, and said something strangely.

"Old Immortal Xingxiu has boundless magic power, is invincible in attack, and invincible in battle. Old Immortal Xingxiu has boundless magic power, great supernatural powers, and can control the Central Plains. Old Immortal Xingxiu has boundless magic power, immortal blessings will last forever, and his lifespan will be equal to the sky."

? ? ? ? ?

Deng Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and it took a while to react.

This bastard is mocking them for being the same as the disciples of Xingxiu.

The others also understood the meaning of this sentence one after another, and they all cast angry glances at him.

"Lin Yue, what do you mean? Qian Sanyi tricked you to provoke you? Don't you know how to carve broken wood carvings? If you die, you will go to the Academy of Fine Arts." When encountering such a thing, Deng Xiaoqi must of course try her best to protect her male god Leo: "You are the only one who has the guts to mock Qian Sanyi? You are not worthy to carry his shoes."