Roaming in the world of film and television

The movie "The Richest Man in Xihong City" tells the story of Wang Duoyu, the goalkeeper of the Daxiang team of the C-level team in Xihong City, who was fired by the coach because of a loss in the game. Tell yourself that you are the sole heir of the insurance tycoon Mrs. Wang, with an inheritance of 30 billion! But Mrs. Wang gave a very strange condition, that is, Wang Duoyu was required to spend one billion within a month, and he could not tell the people around him, otherwise he would lose the right of inheritance. Wang Duoyu signed the "Military Order" without hesitation, and started a "money-spending journey" with his friend Zhuang Qiang and finance Xia Zhu. Wang Duoyu, who is about to become the richest man in Xihong City, felt the first time that he was a rich man. happiness, but also found that it is not so simple to spend money like water!

Two hours later, Lin Yue closed the webpage, did a little homework, prepared food for Badun and Black Cat, and called up the system menu to choose to accept the task.

There is no need to worry about punishment for simple and difficult tasks, and as a comedy movie, there is no danger to his life. This time he is very relaxed.

Shua~

With a flash of white light, a large living person disappeared out of thin air.

Badun was already familiar with this scene, and didn't even raise his head. This was the first time that the black cat had encountered a big transformation of a living person, and a gleam of light burst out from the only remaining cat's eye.

...

"The job of goalkeeper, the older you get, the more demonic you become. I don't know which leader of your team, but in the vast crowd, he immediately picked me up as an old demon. Although I am thirty-seven, but due to my development It is relatively late, and I am currently at the peak of my body, coupled with my young mind, I am confident that I will play until the age of 60, which is also in line with our country's statutory retirement age."

A speechless confession pierced his ears. Lin Yue, who had just entered this world, felt a little uncomfortable. He felt dizzy, sank, and almost fell backwards. Under the strong sense of weightlessness, his legs reflexively moved forward. With a press, both hands firmly grasp the wooden board under the buttocks.

"Youdao, Youdao..." The force from his shoulders woke him up, he opened his sleepy eyes and saw a face with BGM not half a meter away. , in front of her is a pair of delicate naked eyes, blinking with charm.

Damn it, Wang Duoyu!

"You have the way, be more energetic." Wang Duoyu winked at him, then turned to look in the middle of the hall: "Mr. Jin, my brother practiced alone until midnight, and came here with me early this morning. He didn't have a good rest. You don't mind."

"It's okay, it's okay, young people... It's popular to go to bed late and wake up late." A deep voice said.

Lin Yue looked towards the place where the voice came from.

On the dining table in the middle of the hall are several plates of delicate side dishes, next to it are steamed buns, behind the dining table is a statue of gods, and on the left and right are the words "Where the names of sages, sages and heroes live, wealth and glory are all empty".

There was a man sitting between the dining table and the statue, with small eyes and a snub nose, and a sparse mustache on his chin. He looked very energetic, but he was a little bit of a mouse.

Of course Lin Yue knew who he was—Jim Carrey, Wang Duoyu's old friend.

here it is?

Lin Yue looked up at the rows of lights on the ceiling, the porcelain and jade carvings on the display racks, the unique flowers and plants in the flower pots, and the antique tables, chairs and benches.

This is the beginning of the movie!

He glanced at the bench under his buttocks and Wang Duoyu's half, and was a little dazed.

How could I be here?

Mr. Jin said: "You two haven't eaten yet, this dish is not cold yet, why don't you have some?"

Wang Duoyu touched Lin Yue's arm, pointed to the food on the table, looked at Mr. Jin and said, "You're welcome, I'll just deal with Youdao."

After he finished speaking, he got up to move the stool, but Lin Yue was still in a dazed state, with his butt firmly attached to it.

Wang Duoyu fumbled twice and remained still, staring angrily: "You are so stunned, you don't take advantage of anything, are you worthy of your name?"

"Huh? Oh..."

Lin Yue quickly lifted his butt, and let Wang Duoyu take away the bench and sit in front of the dining table. He picked up a piece of something he didn't know and put it on the plate.

"Come, you come too." Mr. Jin looked at Lin Yue and ordered the dishes on the table.

Goo~ Goo~

It's good that he didn't talk, but Lin Yue really felt a little hungry when he said this, so he walked over and picked up a meat bun with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

Mr. Jin glanced at the two of them: "Actually, I know you very well, Wang Duoyu, you have been playing for twenty years, and you have been playing in the C-level team for a long time. You were once suspended for two years for biting someone in a game. You have played women's football, made Japanese food, and even worked as a mannequin, within the scope of the law, you have developed your body to the extreme."

Listening to his words, Lin Yue remembered the scene in the movie where Wang Duoyu kicked the women's football team to make Japanese food and became a mannequin and almost choked to death on the steamed stuffed bun.

"And you, Wang Youdao, when you were in high school, you were rejected because you were chasing a girl, and you were sworn to become famous. Afterwards, you dropped out of school to start a business. You sold dishes at the train station, posted small advertisements in the toilet, and you were caught and imprisoned for ten years in the detention center for being a scalper. Five days later, I heard that your cousin is a football player, so he came here to join him, and he was still sitting on the bench after practicing for six years. You two brothers are very suitable for each other."

Let me go, Lin Yue almost spat blood on the north wall, and it took him a long time to realize that Jim Carrey was talking about himself.

At the same time, a belated flow of information poured into his mind, and Jim Carrey's description of his life experience flashed before his eyes like a movie.

Wearing a military coat on the flyover at the exit of the train station, every young man would ask if he wanted an offer. This motherfucker is in the sunset industry, can it not be yellow?

There is also the experience of posting small advertisements in the toilet. When I think about it, there will always be a certain rich woman with a family fortune of tens of millions. Because her husband is infertile, she is now asking the society for men who are healthy and have no bad habits... Afterwards, 500,000 will be donated The content of RMB thanks.

Finally, there was the painful experience of being a scalper and being chased by the police.

And just three years ago, Niu Dongmei, who gave him the courage to drop out of school and start a business... Damn, she got married and sent him an invitation.

Life is full of tears.

He is too difficult.

Uh, the memory is too far away, let's talk about his current personal information.

Name: Wang Youdao; Gender: Male; Age: 32 years old; Marital status: Single; Occupation: Alternate goalkeeper of Daxiang football team.

The most important thing is that he is Wang Duoyu's cousin, one Wang Duoyu and one Wang Youdao. With this name, one can tell that they are a family.

In other words, Wang Duoyu's grandfather has an extra brother. The insurance tycoon with a family fortune of 30 billion in the movie is no longer two brothers, but three brothers.

"What you said are all my hobbies, not enough to prove my strength. It seems that it's time for me to show the solid basic skills of an excellent goalkeeper."

While Lin Yue was confirming his identity information there, Wang Duoyu started a new round of performance, just like in the movie, and finally became a carp-style floor wiper.

"Okay, okay, you take a break first, and let me rest on the floor." Jim Carrey hurriedly stopped him: "Let's be honest, I have no intention of signing you."

Wang Duoyu was annoyed: "I didn't want to sign us, why do you let me fumble here? Are you playing with me? We took a taxi from a long distance and spent 60. I wanted to find Zhuang Qiang and make some money to help Youdao buy a pair." My son’s sneakers, even the best double stars can’t afford it now.”

"hey-hey……"

Lin Yue was thinking about his identity when he heard Wang Duoyu's voice and came back to his senses.

"You know, say something!"

"Huh? Oh."

"Ah what, let you talk."

"say what?"

"Okay, okay." Jim Carrey interrupted the conversation between the two, winked at the man standing next to him, let him go down, and then lifted the curtain on the dining table.

money.

There are hundreds of thousands of old people's heads with white flowers and red flowers smelling of fresh banknotes, neatly piled up in a pile.

Wang Duoyu, who hadn't gotten up for a long time, pushed his butt on the ground, knocked his left foot on his right foot, and swung miraculously.

Mr. Jin said: "The day after tomorrow, the game between our two teams is very important to me. For the 300,000 yuan, I will pay you to concede three goals, which is not a lot."

Wang Duoyu stared at him for five minutes, then suddenly picked up the jacket on the chair next to him, turned his back to the dining table, and said with awe-inspiring smugness, "Goalkeepers are guarding the bottom line on the pitch. As long as I'm standing in front of the baseline, you can't score a single goal."

After speaking, he put his coat on his shoulders, and walked out the door very smartly, but fell back after ten seconds.

"Youdao, do you want to stay for lunch?"

"Well……"

Lin Yue rubbed his face, took another three buns from the drawer, smiled at Jim Carrey, and quickly chased them out.

Finally don't have to be a policeman!

Since the system has given him a basic character who is naughty, philistine, and loves to take advantage of petty advantages, he has to play this comedy role well, or is he blinded by his background? This is a matter of professional dignity... Although in reality the group leader has not sent him a notice for more than a month.

"What's the matter with you today, absent-minded?"

"Oh, maybe I didn't sleep well last night." Lin Yue said so, but in his heart he didn't, he didn't sleep well, the first time his mind was distracted because of the discomfort caused by physical time travel, and the second time his mind was distracted because of The mental shock caused by the recognition of personal information, then the third distraction is entirely due to the system's confusing ghost settings.

PS: Because it is a comedy movie, I will try to write it as a bit of a show, if you don't like this style, you can skip it.