Robust Mage in One Piece

"I said Alrita," Kong Ming looked helplessly at the bastard who was poking straight in front of him, "what did you think, and then gave the little Usopp, who was only over five years old, a drink? A bottle of magic wine."

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!" Alrita bowed ninety degrees on the spot, "I actually wanted to give little Usopp a meditation potion, but I accidentally took the wrong bottle."

"It's useful for you to apologize to me." Kong Ming held his glasses with his hands, and put on a serious face, "You should apologize to little Usopp's father anyway!"

That's right, just when Kong Ming came out from the Redbeard Pirates, he realized that at some point, little Usopp had been overwhelmed by Alrita with wine, and those big guys who were lying behind him now He was asleep on his body, and a big bubble was blowing from his nose.

What else can I do? Apologize first!

"I'm so sorry, Jesus!" Alrita was very obedient, turned around and made another ninety-degree bow.

"Oh ha ha ha ha..." Jesus Bu smiled very generously, "It's useless, this little guy can't hold alcohol at all, and he is obviously not qualified to be a brave sea warrior just like this!"

I said Jesus, are you sure this is your own son?

Kong Ming discovered that his Azeroth Chamber of Commerce is actually full of such second-hand cadres, and the future is bleak.

Fortunately, there is still Kong Ming, a very reliable leader in the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce. After discovering the problem, Kong Ming immediately took people back to the Aigerman, and immediately checked Usopp carefully. , until he found that Usopp had no other problems except being drunk, and the absorption of magic wine was still beneficial to Usopp's body, Kong Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was really caught blind when something happened.

Fortunately, the physique of people and animals in this world has finally done a good thing.

"Then what shall we do next? Boss..." Alrita who did something wrong asked timidly, "Shall we go after the guy who rented the warehouse now?"

"No!" Kong Ming replied without hesitation.

"Okay... I'll go here and get ready to go," Alrita quickly agreed, turned around and walked outside the captain's cabin.

"I said... not to go!" Kong Ming felt his heart tired, "What are you listening to?"

"Hey hey hey... aren't we going?"

"I still need to find other people in Tatuka Port to investigate." Kong Ming can only tell the truth. For a god-level player like Yarrita, she can't be expected to understand the spirit in many cases, especially when she needs to move. brain time.

"Oh oh oh," Alrita realized belatedly after agreeing, "Don't we already have a clue?"

"Oh ha ha ha," sitting on the side and happily tasting the specially crafted Jesus cloth given to him by Kong Ming, finally couldn't stand it any longer, "The captain meant that he didn't trust the dark agent seller who had his head sharpened. "

"Is that so?" Alita looked blank, "But I think that weak guy doesn't dare to lie to us."

"Whether he dares to lie to us or not has nothing to do with whether he has lied to us or not." Kong Ming could only patiently explain this treasure, "For example, the person who attacked Heimiaoclo this time was deliberately trying to hurt us. If the Xerath Chamber of Commerce takes action, then even Gibson, the king of warehouses far away on the great route, may not be credible, and if Gibson wants to deceive us, then as his dark agent, that pointy head is not Even if he dared to lie to us, he wouldn’t dare not to lie to us.” [*@www. *…fastest update]

"So, if that sharp head wants to lie to us, he will lie to us, even if he doesn't want to lie to us, if Gibson wants to lie to us, he will still lie to us, even if he and Gibson don't want to lie to us, It's hard to guarantee that the information they get is that someone has arranged in advance to lie to us, so it's not a bad thing to be careful in advance, do you understand me when I say that?"

"I don't understand at all!" Alrita replied confidently, "In short, that Gibson is a bad person, right?"

"Okay..." Kong Ming gave Alrita a thumbs up with his right hand, and pushed his glasses with his left hand, shining brightly, "The central idea is fully refined!"

"Alrita, Jesus, tell me, what do pirates like to do most?"

"What do you like to do?" Alrita fell into serious thinking. This question seems to be a bit difficult, but since the past few years when I followed the boss into the sea, the pirates I have seen generally like... "Send it to our Chamber of Commerce. money!"

"How can there be pirates who like to give us money!"

"Isn't it?" Alrita said with a serious face, "Except for the two of us needing to rob those pirates who robbed the rich and helped the poor in the first year, didn't all the pirates we met later take the initiative to give away money? Did it come here?"

What you said is really reasonable, Kong Ming felt completely speechless.

That's right, most people in this world will voluntarily send money over under the persuasion of a few cannons and dozens of rifles, but Kong Ming feels that it has nothing to do with whether they like it or not.

Forget it, there is no need to count on this bastard, Alrita.

Kong Ming cast his tentative eyes on Jesus Bu, who was being tossed by tons and tons. As a hero who became famous in the entire East China Sea a long time ago, the sharpshooter Jesus Bu is definitely not a guy like "why not eat minced meat" like Alrita... …Bar.

boom!

Jesus cloth smashed the empty wine glass on the table in front of him, then wiped his mouth and chin with his hand

, showing a comfortable look, "Pirate's favorite thing, of course..."

Snapped!

Jesus Bu stood up excitedly, and stepped on the table, "Raise the pirate flag of freedom, gallop across the sea, bet your own life, and bravely pursue your dreams..."

"Okay..." Kong Ming covered his face with his hands.

Although I really don't want to interrupt you, except for the three words "Pirate Flag", do the rest of what you said have anything to do with Pirates? If you replace the pirate flag of freedom in the above sentence with the navy flag of justice, isn't it against peace at all?

In fact, in the era of great navigation around the fifteenth century on Earth, those European pioneers did not do any good things. For example, the Portuguese, because they found that there was nothing valuable in Africa, so they simply went to Africa. They tied up those African black uncles and brought them back to Europe to sell them for money, starting a black trade that lasted for hundreds of years.

But even these slave traders know how to whitewash themselves. They will never call themselves pirates, pirates, slave traders and other unpleasant names, but call themselves adventurers like a dog. .

In the world of One Piece, it's just the opposite. There are a lot of Jesus cloths, who obviously look like adventurers and do things like adventurers. No matter how you look at it, you are an adventurer's master, but you just have to work hard. To smear himself, to drill into the circle of pirates, with a bounty on his forehead, he still feels very honorable.

Can't understand!

It can only be said that it is not them who are wrong, but the whole world!

"I see..." Kong Ming began to announce the correct answer, "There is only one thing most pirates like to do, and that is..."

As he spoke, Kong Ming adjusted his glasses, swept across the people present majesticly, and said word by word, "... spend money!"

"Oh oh oh..." Alrita seemed to have found a bosom friend, "I like this thing too, and I'm very good at it."

I know you're good at it!

Kong Ming gave Alrita a stern look, and continued, "Except for a few people who have problems in their hearts and can find joy in fighting and killing, most pirates risk their lives to rob money, just to Spend it boldly."

That's right, if we talk about pirates in the era of great voyages on the earth, it is possible that the personal bounty is too high, so they dare not go to some big cities to spend a lot of money, and the small villages where they usually park and hide have no place to spend money. I am reluctant to sell the precious metals I got at a low price, so I can only save up the wealth obtained from the robbery. If I save too much and put it on the ship, I don’t feel at ease. The pirates don't have this worry at all.

From the four seas to the great route, except for the navy's port, all other ports are allowed to berth for any ship. As long as you collect the pirate flag, you can even park beside the warship in a fair manner. Even if you don't accept the pirate flag, if you find a corner to stop the boat, no one will care about you.

And the precious luxury goods such as gold and jewelry you robbed can be found in any prosperous town.

For example, the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce in the East China Sea.

Therefore, in this world of One Piece, except for a very small number of pirates like Nami who have a habit of collecting treasures, who may bury some treasures and leave treasure maps, most of the pirates are drunk today. The kind, they may have hundreds of thousands of Baileys in their pockets today, and then they will spend them all tomorrow.

The difference is that the way to spend money for pirates who pursue ideals may be to buy better knives and exchange for better boats. And those pirates who have no ideals and are muddle-headed buy better wine and exchange for better girls.

That's all!

"So," Kong Ming made a concluding statement, "it's not Kibson's men who know the pirates and their movements best in Tatuka Port, but..."

"A secret agent from the Navy!" Alrita jumped out and said confidently.

Kong Ming felt the blood vessels on his forehead twitch.

That's right, the ones who know these pirates best are definitely the spies placed by the navy on this island, but Alrita, can you tell me the names of these spies, where do they live, how many people are in the family, where are they? How many cows...

A year ago, in order to find the informants placed by other forces in Tatuka Port, Kong Ming did not hesitate to go to great lengths to arrest three or four thousand giant ax Jonathan's siblings, dear relatives and friends, but even the half-clear agent seller of the dark He didn't find many spies on the surface, let alone those who completely concealed their identities.

So Kong Ming completely ignored Alrita, but said his answer word by word.

"I'm talking about... the dark agent of the Queen of Pleasure Street, Stucey, and the owner behind all the whores and taverns in Port Tatuka, the actual manager of Pleasure Street in Port Tatuka, codename gonewiththewind, Susan Pete , Of course, this must be a fake name."

"Boss, you actually know the name of this dark agent?" Alrita's focus was very strange, "You don't even want to hear the name of that pointy-haired guy."

"His name is Eduardo," Kong Ming gritted his teeth, adjusted his glasses, and said in a low voice, "The reason why I said that was just to create a strong conversation environment...Why should I explain this to you?"

"But you're right, I'm more concerned about this dark agent on Happy Street, which is why I didn't call the door directly in broad daylight."

when

However, Kong Ming did not say the reason for his concern, because there is no way to explain it.

The Queen of Happy Street, Stuci, is a cp0 spy. Kong Ming believes that not many people in the world government know about it except for the five old stars and the cp0 chief. If Kong Ming told this big mouth in front of him now, his name would probably be placed in front of Wulaoxing in a day.

Since the biggest bosses in Happy Street are all members of the World Government, it is hard to guarantee that the person in charge of Happy Street in the East China Sea is not a spy from the CP series.

Therefore, the next thing to do, we must pay attention to a little method and method.