Robust Mage in One Piece

The tea party originated in the Victorian period of England. Because tea in the East was a relatively high-end luxury in the West at that time, some nobles found an afternoon to drink tea, eat snacks, and show off their wealth.

That's right, the tea party was originally used to show off wealth. Ladies gathered their girlfriends together to let these plastic sisters see how rich they are.

My old lady can afford tea, you poor bastards, are you envious? !

Afterwards, afternoon tea gradually evolved into a kind of party, where a group of ladies gathered to drink tea, and chat elegantly about Zhang's parents, Li's shortcoming, and Wang's daughter-in-law's shameless gossip.

With the exchanges between the East and the West, this afternoon tea finally spread to Neon and became a fashion among Neon people.

In the neon-filled world of One Piece, bigmom is a lover of afternoon tea parties. She also likes to invite a group of people over to chat about topics like long white beards, short red hair, Kaido, the bastard, shameless, etc. , and the invitations were all big shots.

For example, some tycoons in the dark world, pirates who have gained fame, slave traders who do not do good things, etc.!

When Kong Ming heard that bigmom was going to invite him to his afternoon tea party, he was completely dazed.

Although Kong Ming did know that bigmom never took his children seriously, so arresting her child didn't mean turning against her, but it would be too outrageous to invite him to the tea party after turning around!

Don't you see who you usually invite?

The news liar Morgans who relies on fake news to attract attention, the world's largest madam Stussy, the world's largest funeral director Dracula Paccolo, the world's largest loan shark Lou Field...

One of these people counts as one, and they are all the kind who can be shot for five minutes without any injustice.

But compared with the rest of the pirate guests who burned, killed and looted, the above are all decent people.

Kong Ming felt that if he listed his name with these scumbags above, it would be an insult to those scumbags.

You are a good person, and your whole family is a good person!

That's right, as a true, uncompromising kind person, Kong Ming would never go to this kind of tea party that only pirates and scum attended!

Stand with a good person like yourself, those scumbags can't afford to lose this person.

That's right, that's the way it is, it's definitely not because Kong Ming was cowardly, and he wouldn't go to the base of the Four Emperors even if he was killed!

"So, as an honest and responsible businessman, I really don't want to see my name listed side by side with the guests of bigmom's other influential figures..."

Kong Ming explained very sincerely to this funny man standing in front of him.

The man standing in front of Kong Ming was wearing a pink suit, with two big beards, and the hat on his head was a pink teacup, and there was actually tea in the teacup.

At the waist of this person, there is also a circle of eggshell-like things. Two long legs cover two-thirds of the body. At first glance, the whole person looks like a pink egg with arms and legs.

Kong Ming was still very impressed with this person.

Baron Dandan, who was born in a long family, has the ability of Dandan fruit, and the fruit ability will evolve and resurrect after death.

When Baron Egg is killed, he will evolve into Viscount Chick, and after being killed again, he will evolve into Earl Rooster, and after being killed again, he will become Baron Egg again.

What a miraculous fruit!

To be honest, if Baron Eggy wasn't an envoy sent by the Big Mom Pirates, Kong Ming would have been determined to arrest Baron Eggy and study it carefully.

"So..." Although Baron Eggy looks funny, he is still very gentlemanly, "President Kong Ming, you mean that you are not willing because the guests invited by bigmom have a mixed relationship. Are you going to the tea party?"

"That's what it means!" Kong Ming said with sincerity.

"I personally don't have any bad feelings towards bigmom. Being able to stand at the top of this world as a woman is enough to prove the strength and ability of bigmom, but..."

Kong Ming spread his hands out, with a look of helplessness on his face.

"I'm a businessman, and I don't want those employees who rely on the Chamber of Commerce to survive, because I appear with some not-so-legal people and cause them to lose their support. I believe you can understand, Baron Eggs I mean."

"I understand very well!" Baron Eggy nodded gently, "I will truthfully tell Big Mom what you mean, Chairman Kong Ming."

"Then I'll leave it to you!" Kong Ming picked up the teapot and put on Baron Eggy's hat...and refilled the teacup.

"Thank you, Your Excellency Kong Ming!"

Baron Eggy picked up the tea cup in a very gentlemanly manner, gestured to Kong Ming, and put it in his mouth with satisfaction. "Then let's talk about the crackers and the others next!"

"About them..." Kong Ming hesitated for a moment, and then showed a resolute expression on his face, "If it is according to my own opinion, in order not to offend Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors, they can be released directly, but ..."

"But what?" Baron Eggy really asked.

"But we are a chamber of commerce after all, not a pirate group." Kong Ming straight to the point

, said to Baron Dandan, "In a pirate group, the captain's orders must be followed by all other members, but the Chamber of Commerce is not..."

"In a chamber of commerce, the right to speak is in the hands of the shareholders of the chamber of commerce, not the president. I believe this, Baron Dandan, you should also understand."

Being slapped by Kong Ming's high hat, even if Baron Eggy didn't understand, he could only vaguely agree.

"Yeah, I understand something, President Kong Ming, please continue."

"This time our chamber of commerce dealt with Kibson, nominally to eliminate harm for the people, but in fact it was for Kibson's money." Kong Ming bowed his head, with a confiding expression on his face, "After all, we are businessmen, and we can't afford to lose money." Good morning, Baron Eggy, do you think so?"

"Hmm!" Baron Eggy completely agreed with Kong Ming's words.

"I believe that bigmom sent Crackers and the others just because of the friendship between herself and Gibson,"

Kong Ming continued, "But objectively speaking, this matter is equivalent to cutting off our chamber of commerce's financial resources, Baron Eggy, you should also know that for us businessmen, cutting off our financial resources is tantamount to killing our parents." ah!"

Kong Ming lowered his voice and said mysteriously. "Actually, the shareholders of our Chamber of Commerce originally planned to send Crackers and Jack to the navy to receive a reward. I was the one who held this matter down!"

"Then I really want to thank President Kong Ming!" Baron Eggy raised his teacup and gestured to Kong Ming.

"You're welcome, I'm also out of the attitude that more things are worse than less things," Kong Ming put on a serious face,

"Although the shareholders say they don't care about offending the Four Emperors, I think businessmen should still make money in harmony. It's fine to sell Jack the Drought. After all, Kaido is not a person to deal with, but bigmom is different, isn't it? ?”

"You're right, we are completely different from the barbarians of the Hundred Beasts Pirates."

"Although I persuaded the shareholders not to send the crackers in exchange for rewards, the shareholders also refused to let them go for nothing, so..."

Kong Ming smiled meaningfully, "Crackers and the others can put them on, but I also need some sincerity on my side. I believe you should understand, Baron Eggy!"