Robust Mage in One Piece

In this world, is there a person who can't get drunk at all?

Of course there is, as long as you don't drink too much, you'll never get drunk.

After all, it's a question of self-control...

For example, Kong Ming, he has a lot of self-control, never smokes, and only tastes alcohol. Go to bed on time at eleven o'clock every night, and sleep for eight hours a day. Be sure to drink a glass of magic wine before going to bed, then meditate for an hour and a half, fall asleep immediately after going to bed, sleep until dawn, and never leave fatigue and stress until the next day.

Um!

Hoba Gudu said he was in good health.

Unlike "Beasts" Kaido, who drank more than a hundred barrels of wine in one go, he still didn't stop. If it weren't for the fact that he is the strongest creature in the world, with a physique comparable to a monster, he would have been exhausted long ago...

Boom!

Another empty barrel flew down from Kaido's mouth, and then the barrel of fine wine next to it immediately flew up to take over the job of the empty barrel in front.

Ton ton ton ton...

Kaido's body is not shaking at all now, his head is resting on the back of the throne, his mouth is wide open, and saliva is dripping from the corner of his mouth.

But even so, he would drink the wine poured into Kaido's mouth without hesitation.

"Master Kaido is really huge..."

Kong Ming silently waved his hand, and filled another bucket for Master Kaido.

"Boss, it's almost there!"

Jesus watched Kong Ming relentlessly pouring wine into Kaido barrel after barrel... well, maybe it wasn't wine, at least as a senior drinker, he would never admit that Kong Ming didn't know where he came from. Those strangely shiny liquids that come out can be called 'wine'.

There is one thing to say, it is really not Jesus who is soft-hearted!

But looking at the world-famous one in front of him, stomping his feet will shake the wind and clouds, and going out for a walk will make the Navy Headquarters and the world government feel like an enemy, one of the four emperors, the world's strongest creature Kaido...

The one who was tricked seemed to be an idiot, drooling everywhere.

It really made him, who also has the title of 'World's Strongest', feel...

So cool!

To deal with this kind of thick-skinned man who holds the latest sniper rifle and can't pierce it with a big move that can't be pierced by a few minutes of charging, he must be dealt with like this.

"Boss, it's not safe to drink all the time, I think it's better for us to give him some help!"

Kong Ming stopped pouring wine to Kaido, and began to think seriously.

"Well, Jesus Bu, you are right. There is no conflict between intoxicating alcohol and taking measures. They can come together."

"..."

Next, under the watchful eyes of the Three Calamities behind him, Master Kaido of the Beast seemed to be pulled up from the throne by a few invisible hands and suspended in the air.

Then Kaido, who was floating in the air, continued to drink heavily, while being bound firmly by the sea stone chain that appeared out of thin air.

Ton ton ton ton...

Click! Click!

A thick Hailoushi handcuffs seemed to come alive, and they flew over and handcuffed themselves in Kaido's hands.

Ton ton ton ton...

Click! Click!

A thick Hailou stone shackle was like a snake, wrapped around Kaido's feet, and shackled himself to Kaido's legs.

Ton ton ton ton...

Crash! Crash!

Several thick sea stone chains crawled on Kaido's body like tentacle monsters, entangled Kaido tightly.

The three disasters behind him looked at the scene in front of them, and silently took a step back.

That's right, they now understand why the Hundred Beasts Pirates were tricked by the guys in front of them...

Please, be human!

In the end, Kong Ming actually kept drinking wine for Kaido all night, until Kaido's body swayed, and he could make a rattling sound. No matter how much he poured, he couldn't fill his stomach with a drop of wine.

He was finally relieved!

"Finally let Master Kaido drink..."

Standing behind Kong Ming, San Calamity looked at Kong Ming's not-so-tall back and shivered.

Is this ready to drink?

It's full!

Killing people is nothing more than nodding your head. Are you as deceitful as this?

In fact, it's not that Kong Ming is deliberately cheating Kaido.

If any of the so-called strong men in this world were replaced, such as the three major generals of the navy, the remaining three emperors of the pirates, the world's number one swordsman, etc...

Kong Ming specified that they would not let them drink up to their throats before finishing their calculations.

You can stop when your stomach is full at most.

Because these people all have their own weaknesses, either defense, or speed, or personality...

After all, you can find a place where people can beat him.

But "Beasts" Kaido is completely different.

His body surpasses steel, his speed is as fast as thunder, he can go to the sea, he is omnipotent, he is ruthless, even his own daughter said that she would be handcuffed by bombs...

You might beat him, but you certainly can't really hurt him. You might be able to catch him, but you certainly can't really stop him. You try to threaten him by grabbing his weakness, and then you realize he has no one who cares.

that's shit

!

In the end, even if you do catch him, you will definitely not be able to kill him...

Just like the Hulk in American comics!

How to deal with such an existence called 'starling', Kong Ming himself really has a headache!

Fortunately, when dealing with Madcorn, Jesus Bu discovered a weakness of the animal devil fruit that is not considered a weakness...

Otherwise, the only way Kong Ming can deal with him is to learn the method of the wise man Stark in the American manga, introduce Kaido into the trap, and then directly send him into the twisting void with a teleportation circle, so that he can live on his own. off.

Seeing that Kong Ming seemed worried, he turned Kaido's body in a circle in the air, making him face down, poured out a little of the wine that had been poured down his throat, and then turned back, intending to continue While pouring, Jhin talked on the side.

"Master Kong Ming, in fact, you don't have to be so careful."

"Um?"

Kong Ming raised his head, and a cold light flashed on the lens.

Jhin looked at Kaido's miserable state, then at Kong Ming, trying not to speak tremblingly.

"The last time the Beasts Pirates held a banquet, Master Kaido... Kaido didn't drink as much as today, and most of the drinks were sake. After the banquet, he fell into a deep sleep all day. Too many, I can't wake up..."

Kong Ming took his gaze away from Jin, picked up a bowl of wine and poured it into Kaido's mouth again.

"So this time I estimate that he will sleep for at least two to three days..."

Jhin's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared.

Kong Ming seemed to ignore Jin, but filled Kaido's body up on his own, and then threw a small spell to seal Kaido's mouth, so as not to spill the mixed wine during the transportation process. Only then did he stand up straight.

"You guys, invite Master Kaido to the pier outside, and send it directly to Laboratory No. 1 of the Aegwin."

"yes!"

After a dozen clone soldiers standing behind Kong Ming agreed, they directly got a simple shuttle bus and pulled the drunken Kaido towards the pier of Onigao Island.

"Jin, you may be right. Kaido may be drunk for two or three days this time, or the kind that no one can wake up."

After seeing Kaido's body being pulled out, Kong Ming turned to look at the leader of the three disasters.

"But this is only a possibility. Maybe it has a high probability of appearing, but it is also a possibility, and I don't say from time to time that there will be no other variables. What I want is not that the possibility is very high, but that it will definitely not happen." ,Do you understand it?"

Jhin's face under the mask twitched.

"Yes, Master Kong Ming, what you taught is right!"