Robust Mage in One Piece

Chapter 60: I even practiced my breathing when meeting each other...

At night, Xiluobu Village was very quiet, and Kong Ming could even clearly hear the noise coming from the beach where the red-haired pirates stayed, as well as the light pollution caused by the red-haired pirates' bonfire.

"Captain..." Jesus, who was in a good mood, put his hand on Kong Ming's shoulder, and walked a little staggeringly, "At first, I thought you would definitely think about it for a day or two, and then you came to me after you thought it through. here."

What nonsense, I dare to think about it for a day or two, maybe you followed the red hair to the great route.

"I didn't expect you, Captain, to come the next day..."

Sure, how can I delay this kind of thing, wait, Jesus, how do you know that I arrived the next day? No one mentioned this when we were drinking just now!

Two drunks... Bah! A drunk and a man who was not drunk walked out of the village along the road of Xiluobu Village. Unlike someone who wasn't drunk at all, a drunk who didn't want to be named was walking and singing, making the quiet village of Sirob jump up and down.

This means that everyone in your village knows that you can fight, otherwise, believe it or not, someone will come out to cover your sack right now!

The two circled around, and finally sat down on the edge of a cliff facing the sea at the edge of the village.

"Captain..." Jesus Bu said to Kong Ming in a melancholy tone, "I have something to tell you."

It's a showdown, it's a showdown!

No, according to my own plan, before I am sure that I can not keep Jesus, I can't give you a chance to show my cards and make his choice. So Kong Ming didn't even think about it, and just told him what Jesus said.

"Just right, I also have something to tell you, Jesus told you to listen to me first!"

After finishing speaking, Kong Ming moved his body twice, then stood up, turned around and stared at the Jesus cloth with a solemn expression.

No, it's too dark to see the expression!

Illumination!

A ball of light rose from Kong Ming's hand, illuminating the surrounding area like daytime.

No, this angle is a bit backlit, and Kong Ming thoughtfully adjusted the height and angle of the light sphere so that Jesus could clearly see his sincere face.

"Actually, before I came this time, I made a lot of plans." Kong Ming showed an honest expression on his face. He flipped over with his right hand and grabbed a large stack of papers. "There are many, many plans, about forty or so pages." , Among them, there are reasons to persuade you from the aspect of Jesus' announcement of your family, there are also reasons to persuade you from the aspect of Usopp, and there are reasons from the aspect of Jesus' announcement of your own development..."

Kong Ming pushed his glasses and shook the stack of papers in his hand.

"I even thought carefully about the development of Xiluobu Village, and then gave you a reason to convince yourself!"

"Oh ha ha ha ha..." Jesus Bu laughed happily, "Is there even such a reason? You really deserve to be the captain who is far-sighted!"

"Even when I decided to have a long talk with you this time, I prepared the lines in advance and prepared the answers according to your personality. I tried my best to make myself do it no matter what reason you told me that you wanted to follow and summon you." The Pirate Flag, I can make a well-founded rebuttal, and reversely persuade you to give up this plan."

"I have practiced for several hours!" Kong Ming looked at Jesus cloth calmly, "For the perfection of this conversation, I even practiced the way of breathing during our conversation several times!"

The smile on Jesus Bu's face was a little bit out of control, "Does it need to be so exaggerated? Captain!"

"Of course!" Kong Ming pushed his glasses calmly, "You are my important partner. In our big family, your role as Jesus Bu is irreplaceable!"

"I'm really honored to hear you say that, Captain!"

"But now, I think these plans are actually useless..."

Kong Ming raised his hand and threw the thick stack of papers in the air.

"Don't! Captain..." Jesus Bu seemed to be more nervous than Kong Ming, and his whole body jumped up from the ground, trying to catch all the papers scattered in the air again.

It's a pity that he drank a little too much, so that after he only had time to grab seven or eight pieces of paper, the remaining paper was already rolled up by the sea breeze and blown into the sea.

Jesus narrowed his eyes, swept the paper in his hand, and then laughed again.

"Oh ha ha ha... It's really a plan. Let me see, Jesus Bu's response at this time is, a, the pirate flag is calling me! The probability of this option is 70%, b, in In my heart, the pirate flag is always flying! The probability of this option is 20%, c, nothing can stop a man from running towards the free pirate flag! The probability of this option is 7%. d ,other options……"

"Wow!" Jesus Bu raised his head to look at Kong Ming, and said in surprise, "Boss, your calculations are really accurate. I thought about it, and I am indeed very likely to answer the first option."

"These options, as well as my own answer, are actually useless..."

Kong Ming took a deep breath, "I actually got confused because I was concerned. I should have thought about it a long time ago. If you want Jesus to ask you to stay and help me, you don't need these complicated calculations at all."

"Actually, you can try, Captain!"

"Jesus cloth!" Kong Ming showed an extremely serious expression.

face, "I know that I am not a perfect person, let alone a good leader. But because I want Jesus to make you such an excellent person as my partner, my help, I sincerely hope that I can be more perfect than I am now. A thousand times stronger, or ten thousand times stronger, so that I can stand in front of you and say to you, 'Jesus, will you come in my boat and let me take you to the top of this sea.' But in fact, I am a weak person who is afraid of death."

"Actually, Captain, you are not as bad as you say!"

"Fortunately, I am not very old, I can continue to spend time studying, my talent is not clumsy, and can be improved. The most important thing is that I have a dream that I want to realize no matter what, and I am not Don't feel like I can make it happen without someone else's help..."

"No one stands in the sky from the beginning, whether it's you or me, or those dregs who call themselves gods."

"Jesus cloth..." Kong Ming looked at Jesus cloth in front of him sincerely, and sent out his own invitation, "Will you get on my boat? Let's work hard together, and then stand on the sky of this sea!"

Jesus looked at Kong Ming intently, then grinned, "Okay, Captain!"

"Is it still not enough?" Kong Ming sighed in a low voice, "Jesus told you not to think about it..."

"I say!" Jesus said loudly, "Yes, boss!"

"Oh oh oh..." Kong Ming, who heard it clearly, was overjoyed, "Do you mean you agree? Jesus cloth!"

"Of course!" Jesus shook his body twice and stood up, "Actually, when the red-haired Shanks invited me again yesterday, I already rejected him."

"Oh oh oh...is that so?"

"Of course!" Jesus Bu coughed twice and continued, "The redhead asked me why, and this is how I answered him..."

"Shanks, you are generous and powerful. Even without my help, you and your red-haired pirates are enough to stand at the top of this sea. But..." Jesus grinned, "I am now I'm afraid he will be in trouble if he doesn't have my help!"

"So it's like this?" Kong Ming turned his head, feeling the heat rising in his chest, and his eyes were moist for a while.

Kong Ming tried his best to keep the tears from his eyes back, then turned around and bowed slightly to Jesus Bu, "Jesus Bu, thank you, please continue to support me in the future!"

Jesus Bu also responded with a rare salute, "Thank you too, boss! Thank you for coming so quickly..."

"What's the matter, we are partners, Jesus Bu!"

"Oh ha ha ha...you are right, boss!"

"I think we need to celebrate, I still have a bottle of wine here..." Kong Ming, who didn't know what to say, pulled out a bottle from Karazhan, "The taste of this batch of wine is my favorite, come here One o'clock? Jesus cloth!"

As he spoke, Kong Ming took out two more cups from Karazhan.

"Of course! Boss!"

Kong Ming couldn't remember what happened next. It seemed that the two of them were drinking more and more happily on the edge of the cliff. After drinking one bottle, Kong Ming took out another bottle and continued to drink. Jesus felt envious for a while. , said that since he was a child, he hoped to be like Kong Ming, who has endless wine, and just grabs a bottle. Getting drunk, he pinched Kong Ming's neck and asked him to teach him the ability to change wine...

Kong Ming remembered that he seemed to have taught something, but he couldn't remember it at all. He only remembered that when he finally fell down, Jesus Bu didn't seem to be completely drunk yet.

When he woke up the next day, Kong Ming found that he had returned to the hotel in Xiluobu Village.

Kong Ming rubbed his aching temples, feeling his brain twitching, but after getting drunk for a while, he felt that his mental strength seemed to have improved again.

But he was determined not to get drunk again in the future, Kong Ming told himself in his heart that as a mage, he must keep a clear head, the situation like yesterday was too terrible, in case something happened to him during his drowsiness, Then he didn't even have the ability to respond.

It's a mistake to drink!

Kong Ming got out of bed, moved his body, and then checked his equipment, um, everything is normal.

At this moment, there was only a creak of the door, and a head poked in.

"Boss, I heard that you can create endless wine..."

"Listen to who is talking nonsense!" Kong Ming rubbed his temples, "If I had this kind of ability, the two of us would have been doing transportation and directly opening a winery, wouldn't we have made a lot of money?"

"Oh oh oh... Boss, what you said makes sense!"

"By the way, Alrita!" Kong Ming walked to the washbasin stand in the corner, fetched some water from the pitcher next to it, and then began to wash his face, "How did I come back last night?"

"Jesus dragged you back!"

"Drag back?" Kong Ming, who was washing his face, subconsciously wiped his face with a towel, and then looked at his clothes.

It's okay, it's not dirty!

"Yeah!" Alrita nodded seriously, "He got a board out of nowhere and dragged you back, boss."

Oh, so it was dragged back like this!

Kong Ming lowered his head and continued to wash, "What about the Jesus cloth, is he awake?"

"He!" Alrita thought about it, "It seems that he was called away by that red-haired pirate group to drink...

..."

He still has the energy to drink?

People in this world are real animals!

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