Roll back from Naruto

"Haha, hahahaha! I succeeded, I succeeded!"

Uchiha Madara, with disheveled hair and withered face, turned his head and looked at Aragaki who was running wildly on the desert with a bowl of steaming ramen and kept shouting that he succeeded... Then Uchiha Madara spit out coldly:

"Humph, it's really crazy."

Yes, Uchiha Madara, who thought he was crazy, was walking aimlessly in the boundless desert.

Then he suddenly discovered that the crazy person was not him, but Aragaki Tsubasa, who had been following him like a piece of candy.

What has Niragaki been doing in the past half month? He is cooking! Cooking with this so-called spiritual power!

Sometimes this guy actually forced and begged him to eat those strange and cute things, but Uchiha Madara couldn't stand Aragaki's nonsense, so he reluctantly agreed once.

Then... As soon as Uchiha Madara recalled the dark dishes made by Aragaki Tsugumi, he thought! Is that horse something for people to eat? It tastes like shit!

Fortunately, in this world, you can't die without eating. Otherwise, even if he dies, he will never eat the dark dishes made by Aragaki again!

And today, after all the attempts, Aragaki finally went crazy!

"Hahaha, God has not failed me! This bowl of new master's Canghuo Purgatory Ramen tastes amazing! It's delicious!" Aragaki took a big gulp of the ramen in the bowl, and then...boom! After finishing it, he mouthed

A ball of terrifying blue fire spewed out from it.

Damn it, who will dare to ridicule the food show instead of the battle show in the future?

Have a mouthful of Blue Fire Purgatory Ramen before the battle, and keep a mouthful of fire to spray your opponent to death during the battle! Isn’t this better than Bo Renden Ran?

Uchiha Madara looked at Aragaki who was breathing fire while eating, and all he could see in his eyes was the pitiful look of a fool.

And after that, Aragaki's craziness became even more out of control!

Blue fire purgatory ramen, frozen winter ramen, ice and fire ramen...Thunder King's five-whip ramen, God's all-conquering ramen, free and unbridled youth ramen like a tornado...

What kind of ghost food ramen are these?

Even if he, Uchiha Madara, died in this desert, he would never taste Aragaki Tsugumi's ramen again! Although it still smells like something...

Until one day, Aragaki told Madara Uchiha that he was going to make an unprecedented ultimate ramen that would shine and explode, making people want to stop eating and even become immortals on the spot.

Uchiha Madara knew something was going to be bad, so he made a plan to run as far as he could.

And this ramen that embodies all of Aragaki's talents is the passionate ramen, which he plans to name - Nuclear Blast Noodles!

BGM: "aLIEz"

Prelude...Singing...

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Fast forward to when Aragaki starts ramen, Aragaki injects reaction fuel (ramen seasoning), and Aragaki ignites fission (ramen is removed from the pot)

(love-same-CRIER caress-save-LIAR, Eid-saint-Rising HELL……)

boom--!

Uchiha Madara recalled that on that day, the whole world and us all turned into light!

And this is the story of a bowl of ramen destroying the world.

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"Hey, wake up, wake up!"

Uchiha Madara vaguely heard someone talking, and someone patted his face with their palm.

Then he opened his eyes drowsily, and suddenly he saw a very familiar face.

"Senju Hashirama? How could it be you? It seems that I am really dead."

Senju Hashirama grabbed Madara Uchiha's shoulders and pulled him up, "What nonsense are you talking about! You're not dead... Well, that's not right, we all seem to be dead. This is the Netherworld! Look,

You guys have made me so angry."

Bang——! Uchiha Madara didn’t say anything, but slapped Hashirama in the face.

"Hey, Madara, why did you hit me?" Senju Hashirama covered his face and took a few steps back, looking at him in disbelief.

"I'm going to beat you! How dare you lie to me and sneak attack me! You bastard!" Uchiha Madara rushed towards Senju Hashirama.

"Am I a bastard? You are the bastard, right?"

Then...the two guys started fighting each other.

As for Aragaki, holding a cup of hot tea, he smiled and watched these two good friends wrestling on the ground.

Obviously, his plan to nuclear bomb God Face was very successful. Such a huge spiritual nuclear explosion was enough for Senju Hashirama to sense them.

Then, naturally, he comes to take them out of the desert and back to the city.

…

Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju have been in love and fighting for their entire lives. In the end, they never dreamed that they would become ghosts and would be entangled.

The culprit behind all this is Aragaki Tsugumi, a scourge in the ninja world who has changed the fate of countless people.

Some days later, Madara and Hashirama finally reconciled.

Although in Aragaki's view, the object of their reconciliation is not the other party, but actually themselves.

However, what awaits the two of them in the future is not a life of retirement in this pure land of bliss, because the secrets that Aragaki told Madara were told to Hashirama again.

Therefore, they now believe that the disaster that the entire ninja world will face will come from another race outside the world that controls the supreme power.

Ten years, twenty years or thirty years from now? In short, it will be in the near future.

Especially for them who are in the Netherworld, what took decades in the Ninja World may only last a few years here.

Therefore, the important task of saving the ninja world now falls on the heads of these three insiders.

Aragaki told the two of them that perhaps the only hope of returning to the ninja world is through the combination of their two powers. After all, the Rinnegan has a move called Rinnesen, which can reverse life and death.

"So is this all part of your plan, Aragaki?"

After Uchiha Madara knew Aragaki Tsugumi's purpose of dragging him to hell even if he died, he once again said this sentence. Only this time, there was no hatred in his tone.

"Yes, after all, if you don't die, how can you believe everything I said.

For a stubborn villain like you, I don't believe that I can influence you simply by talking.

So taking you to death once and meeting Yuri's old friends may be the only way to break the situation with the least cost."

Niiguanji replied like this.

And Senju Hashirama also said, "Aragaki, I understand what you mean. But what should Madara and I do to combine our respective powers? We can't... we can't..."

He looked at Uchiha Madara with a troubled expression, and Uchiha Madara suddenly felt a chill, "What's that look in your bastard's face? It makes me so sick!"

"Hey! You obviously have something wrong with you, right? As the saying goes, the color a person sees depends entirely on the color glasses he wears!"

"If you say it again, do you deserve another beating?"

"Come on, I'm afraid of you!"

...Well, we can only wait until these two guys finish fighting.