Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

During the Ming and Qing dynasties, large cities in the north, taking Beijing as an example, had very few public toilets on the streets. When it comes to toilets, like managing floods, dredging is key. Blocking it is impossible. Therefore, due to the difficulty of finding a toilet, everywhere you looked, the streets were covered in filth.

The Qing Dynasty's "Anecdotes of Yanjing" records: People relieve themselves in the middle of the road, and women also empty their chamber pots on the street. Adding to this the urine of cattle and horses, the filth only increased, with layers of foulness and stench everywhere.

"Miscellaneous Records of the Old Capital" also records: Pedestrians often urinated and defecated on the road. Although officials punished this, the declining custom could not be reversed, and even officials relieved themselves on the road.

The Qing Dynasty, as the peak of feudal society, was like this, so naturally, the Jing Kingdom was no exception.

When Fang Zheng Yi first transmigrated, he was initially panicked, then constantly comforted himself that he was the chosen one. His complex emotions were constantly intertwined.

Finally, during his first trip to the outhouse, the balance was broken. Fang Zheng Yi fell into complete despair, and all the beautiful fantasies about his transmigrated life were shattered at that moment.

Screw the transmigration! Can't a guy even take a proper dump?

Eventually, after struggling for several years and accumulating some capital, Fang Zheng Yi began to inhumanely promote new-style toilets in Taoyuan County.

Now, seeing Li Yuanzhao step in a pile of poop reminded him of his painful past.

He could only sigh and shake his head.

Toilets... still need to be built! Even if it means going bankrupt!

Li Yuanzhao roared at Fang Zheng Yi with grievance: "Damn it! This place is unbearable!"

Fang Zheng Yi was about to step forward to comfort him when he suddenly saw four ill-intentioned people approaching Li Yuanzhao. His heart immediately rose to his throat.

Those people were clearly street thugs.

Their fists were cracking, and they were shouting fiercely: "You little bastard! Making a mess everywhere! Brothers, let's teach him a lesson!!"

Li Yuanzhao also became alert and felt a little flustered, but he still got into a fighting stance.

Fang Zheng Yi immediately shouted loudly: "You little bastards, come at me if you have the guts!!"

The thugs immediately glared at Fang Zheng Yi and turned to walk towards him.

"What the hell did you just say?"

"I said congratulations and may you be prosperous!"

Now it was Fang Zheng Yi's turn to panic.

Damn it, I didn't bring Zhang Biao with me today... I could handle one-on-one, but four people...

Fang Zheng Yi's eyes began to search the ground, and then he suddenly realized that the ground was actually well-maintained, with not even a decent-sized stone to be found....

Li Yuanzhao was so anxious that he was jumping up and down. Seeing that four people had surrounded Fang Zheng Yi, his eyes also began to search around, and finally, his gaze slowly moved to the pile under his feet...

He roared: "You bastards! Take this!" Then, he took a deep breath and gritted his teeth.

With a powerful kick, that indescribable thing scattered and flew towards the four hooligans.

The hooligans immediately turned their heads when they heard Li Yuanzhao's shout.

Then they saw some indescribable semi-solid matter covering the sky and engulfing them, getting all over their heads and faces.

Fortunately, Fang Zheng Yi was standing behind the four people and managed to escape unscathed.

The hooligans were dumbfounded... One of them wiped his face, smelled it, and said blankly: "Boss, it's poop."

"Ah! Damn it!!" The leader reacted, furious and full of anger.

However, the commotion was too loud and attracted the attention of a patrolling clerk on the street, who helplessly cursed and turned to run away.

The other underlings saw that the boss had run away and also fled in panic...

Fang Zheng Yi looked at Li Yuanzhao with admiration.

With this footwork, he would definitely get him a football team to play with in the future.

This might be the first crown prince in history to play with poop, which could also be considered an eternal emperor!

Li Yuanzhao hopped over on one leg with a blank expression. The trouser leg and shoe of the raised leg were covered with specks of traditional Chinese medicine.

Fang Zheng Yi wanted to cover his nose, but when he thought about how Li Yuanzhao had just saved him, he reluctantly lowered his hand.

He said with concern: "Your Highness has great footwork, I admire you... Are you okay?"

Li Yuanzhao shook his head and said calmly: "I don't want to stay here anymore... I want to go back to the palace! This leg... just chop it off....."

After saying that, two lines of tears flowed down his cheeks.

Damn it! Bad start!

Fang Zheng Yi quickly comforted him, then dragged Li Yuanzhao to a clothing store, and changed Li Yuanzhao's clothes while the boss looked disgusted.

After changing his clothes, Li Yuanzhao sat listlessly on the threshold of the clothing store, staring blankly into the distance.

He seemed to be still immersed in the thrilling experience.

The boss wanted to drive them away, but Fang Zheng Yi gave him one or two taels of silver, and he was so happy that he didn't care anymore.

Fang Zheng Yi sat next to the prince, also feeling very awkward.

This was a prince who had grown up in the palace with fine clothes and good food, pampered since childhood.

Such a thing happened, his young mind must have suffered a huge shock, if it were him, he would have to take a break.

After sitting for a while and seeing that Li Yuanzhao still didn't speak, Fang Zheng Yi opened his mouth to comfort him: "Your Highness, don't think about it."

"The so-called blessing in disguise, who knows if it's a good thing? Stepping in it is just stepping in it, it's not necessarily a bad thing."

"Maybe some people like the feeling of stepping in poop when wearing shoes. In the future, we will sell shoes together, and you will be the chief experience officer!"

Li Yuanzhao glared at him upon hearing this.

Then, the two fell into awkwardness again.....

Fang Zheng Yi really couldn't sit still, got up and walked out, and after a while, came back with two skewers of candied hawthorns.

He handed Li Yuanzhao a skewer: "Here, candied hawthorns! I'll take you to dinner later, to whet your appetite..."

Li Yuanzhao took the candied hawthorn with a blank expression, took a hard bite, and said dejectedly: "I have always been determined to be a wise ruler who governs the world, but now my life has a stain, it's all your fault!"

"Hey, don't take this to heart, heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know, it's okay! Relax, Your Highness!"

Li Yuanzhao turned his head gloomily: "Good, I'll strangle you and pretend nothing happened!"

"..........., If it makes you happy, then strangle me." Fang Zheng Yi was helpless, the brat was too difficult to coax.

Li Yuanzhao sighed again: "In any case, I don't want to come to Banshan Ward anymore... My life is ruined here..."

"Lao Fang, go ask my father to get my two thousand taels of silver back, I don't want this place."

Fang Zheng Yi scratched his head anxiously, what was this all about!? The business collapsed before it even started!?

"Your Highness! You can't handle this little setback!? What's there to be afraid of with a little poop! People can eat it when they're extremely hungry! Cheer up, Your Highness is the number one real man in my eyes, can this little thing defeat you?"

"................"

"What kind of man are you if you give up halfway!"

"................"

"Here's a hundred taels, smile!"

Li Yuanzhao took the silver note and tugged at the corner of his mouth at Fang Zheng Yi.

Fang Zheng Yi was happy to see it, there was hope!

"Here's another hundred taels!"

"Here's another hundred taels!"

"Here's another hundred taels!"

"Here's another ..............."

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