Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

Zhou Maoxue was just about to put his hand on his belt in front of everyone, and said loudly to the crowd: "Fang Zheng is openly insulting us, so we can't turn a blind eye and do nothing! Today, he sent the Embroidered Uniform Guard to restrict our movements, so we will go in front of his house...."

"Hurry! You guys hurry! Don't let those bastards pee at my door!" Fang Zheng hurriedly pulled Xie Xian to the front.

Damn it, these sons of bitches are protesting, but why are they so uncivilized.... It's not like this on TV.

Xie Xian was prepared. He took out paper and pen from his arms and led the others to sprint over!

Zhou Maoxue was preparing to open the floodgates, but unexpectedly, a pen was stuck in front of his eyes, and there were several people standing there blankly behind him.

He immediately held back and said in surprise and anger, "Who are you?"

Xie Xian said sternly: "I am Xie Xian, a reporter from Banshan Daily. Last night, I heard that some scholars were gathering here to denounce Marquis Jianye, so I came to interview."

"I see that you are a scholar, but you seemed to be about to urinate in the street just now. Our Banshan Daily, in conjunction with the Capital Garrison, has been advocating civility and promoting new customs in the capital, encouraging people to pay attention to hygiene and civility, and to use public toilets."

"May I ask why you are openly exposing yourself in public, and why you are urinating in the street? Do you have a special hobby? Why don't you go to the toilet? Do you think the toilet is not good enough?"

"You're sick!" Seeing several reporters preparing to write, Zhou Maoxue angrily fastened his belt, "Who! Who urinated in the street! Which eye did you see it with!"

"That's not right! How did you get in? You are Fang Zheng's people!" Zhou Maoxue reacted immediately.

Xie Xian said lightly: "Our reporters from Banshan Daily have special interviewing rights. We will go wherever major events happen. In many cases, the Embroidered Uniform Guard will not interfere. This is on the street, so we can naturally move around freely."

"I wonder if this young master is willing to accept an interview with Banshan Daily?"

"I don't want to! You and that Fang Zheng are birds of a feather, get out!"

Xie Xian was not annoyed, and led the many reporters silently back to the side of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, his eyes scanning the scholars present.

He said loudly: "Those who are willing to be interviewed, please come here to talk. Also, a warm reminder to everyone to pay attention to hygiene and value civility."

"Develop good habits for yourself and leave a good environment for others. Overcome bad habits and develop civilized behavior..."

Damn it!

Zhou Maoxue was at a loss for a moment, and walked down the steps hatefully, sitting down on the ground in annoyance.

However, as soon as he sat down, his face suddenly changed!

Damn... it seems... it seems like something is being squeezed out....!

The other scholars were not much better, their faces were flushed like pig livers, and they gritted their teeth and began to fight against their physiological instincts.

At the same time, they stared fiercely at Xie Xian and others who were still promoting civilized slogans.

If these bastards weren't hiding next to the Embroidered Uniform Guard, they would have attacked!

Isn't this deliberately torturing people! They're all waiting to relieve themselves, how can they relieve themselves now!

On second thought, even if they fought, it would be too late. If they attacked and someone accidentally beat the shit and piss out of them, how would they live after that?

Li Yuanzhao saw the clue and covered his mouth and laughed at the corner: "Damn, Lao Fang, I don't think you need to worry about it. Quickly send someone to the street to publicize that this group of people is protesting here against Dongjiao University and the imperial court's decrees, and they would rather die than retreat. Then find a group of people to watch, so that you can disintegrate them one by one."

Fang Zheng smiled: "That's a good idea, but it's not a solution. Won't they hate me if I do that? There will still be troubles later, and it will only be more troublesome by then."

"Besides, if they are憋急了, there will be chaos. What if two shameless mad dogs pop out from inside and pee at my door to vent their anger? Can I still live in this house?!"

Li Yuanzhao was stunned: "Then what are you going to do?"

Fang Zheng did not answer him directly, but arranged to the Embroidered Uniform Guard beside him: "Go find someone to prepare a batch of chamber pots for them and send them over urgently. Don't let the future pillars of my Great Jing be憋坏了. Nothing else is allowed to pass."

"In addition, send two more people to rent two large houses for me on the next street, which can accommodate all of them. Also, buy some food, bedding, tents... prepare a precious sword and... finally, wait for my arrangement before acting."

The Embroidered Uniform Guard carefully recorded everything, and after all the arrangements were completed, they turned and left the alley.

Li Yuanzhao asked in a low voice: "What are you doing? You're getting so many things, do you want to raise them? What exactly do you want to do?"

Fang Zheng stretched out his hand and pointed at the crowd, asking with a smile: "What do they look like to you?"

"What do they look like?" Li Yuanzhao scratched his face, "Like stray dogs, what else can they look like?"

Fang Zheng smiled and said: "That's right, they look like stray dogs. The easiest to deal with are stray dogs. Just give them a home. I estimate that at most, they will last another day, and someone will definitely not be able to hold on."

"At that time, when they are physically and mentally exhausted, it will be the time for the minister to take advantage of the situation." Fang Zheng rubbed his hands, "I haven't played this trick for a long time, it's a bit rusty."

"Hiss~ I don't understand. What exactly do you want to do?"

Fang Zheng grinned and stared at the protesters: "Hehe, the hearts of the people are available, I will be a folk leader of the literati!"

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