Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

Gan An was so ashamed and indignant he wanted to die, covering his face and not daring to make a sound.

Fang Zheng Yi was about to lose his mind!

It's one thing to be discovered, but to be discovered because of your underpants is just outrageous!

Fang Zheng Yi's face was full of disappointment, and he poked Gan Ning's shoulder hard with his finger, and said angrily: "Disgraceful! So disgraceful!"

"You have the nerve to wear underpants when you've pissed in your crotch!?

"I'm not even wearing them, and you dare to wear them! Since you and Feng Ya went in together in the same batch, isn't it possible that everyone in this batch will be checked?"

Gan An said in a muffled voice: "Maybe, but Feng Ya didn't wear underpants. I gave him two pairs, but he said he wasn't used to wearing them."

"Don't! You! Dare! Mention! Underpants! To me again!"

Fang Zheng Yi finally couldn't hold back.

His subordinates can fail, but they absolutely can't be so embarrassing!

It's just laughable!

"Is there anything else? Tell me!"

"Yes... After the Wu Prince's Mansion found out that I was from Taoyuan County, they released me. They don't have any hostility towards us."

Fang Zheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief: "Go, go, I'll give you half a year of paid leave! Go wherever it's cool!"

Gan An was granted amnesty and ran away in a puff of smoke.

Ao Chen covered his mouth and trembled non-stop.

No wonder Gan An didn't tell him anything when he came back. So this is what happened?

Fang Zheng Yi looked at Ao Chen with cold eyes: "What are you laughing at?"

Ao Chen immediately became nervous, stammering: "I thought of something happy..."

"Are you wearing underpants?"

"Wearing... wearing them, wh... what's wrong?"

"Take them off! From today onwards, no one in the county office is allowed to wear underpants!"

Ao Chen hurriedly ran towards the back hall, but Fang Zheng Yi stopped him.

"Wait a minute, report everything first. Has anything else happened in the county recently?"

Ao Chen turned around and sighed: "Yes, sir. The penicillin you asked us to research has not been successful."

"Monkeys are dying batch after batch. Now we are collecting monkeys all over Hengjiang Prefecture, and it is becoming very difficult to collect them!"

"Now there are rumors outside that someone is buying a large number of monkeys to brew monkey wine."

"And then?"

"Then our county's winery started brewing monkey wine and made a lot of money. They've earned 40,000 taels in the last few months."

"Huh?" Fang Zheng Yi's face was full of confusion. "Do monkeys really know how to brew wine?"

"It's just our Peach Blossom Fan wine mixed with water and juice... The name is Monkey Wine. We didn't say it was brewed by monkeys."

Fang Zheng Yi was speechless.

"What if the partners go to the winery and see it?"

"There are monkeys raised in the winery. We also hired acrobats to train them. The monkeys will throw fruit into the wine vats, and they always hit the mark."

"That's right, no one has noticed."

Fang Zheng Yi suddenly felt much better. Finally, there was some good news that was gratifying.

"In addition, the road connecting us to the capital has been repaired."

"But we don't dare to open it, for fear that a large number of people will flood in and we won't be able to control them."

"Now glass is being hyped up in the capital. Sir, are we still selling glass?"

Fang Zheng Yi thought for a moment and said firmly: "Sell! Sell inferior glass! From now on, only flawless glass will be called diamonds!"

"Sell the inferior glass we made in the past on the market."

"In the future, we must distinguish them clearly! Only perfect glass deserves to be called diamonds, remember to control production."

"Also, in the future, new things developed by our official enterprises will not be allowed to be sold on the market without approval!"

Good glass is called diamonds and made into diamond rings. The diamond industry in later generations probably won't have much chance to develop.

The diamond industry was initially a completely bloody industry. For the sake of profit, I don't know how many people filled it in with their lives.

I didn't expect that I would save countless people across hundreds or thousands of years, merit + ∞.

Fang Zheng Yi was almost moved to tears.

"Also, the road will be opened normally."

"But some restrictions still need to be imposed."

"Within the scope of our Taoyuan County, a toll station will be set up every three hundred zhang."

"This road of ours will be called the expressway. We will charge tolls, expressway fees, road maintenance fees, and passage fees."

"The horses should be tired from the capital to our county. Set up a forage station and give the horses more packages, charging according to different feed specifications."

"Filter out the rich people, and don't let the poor come!"

"Don't you think our county's conditions are so good, wouldn't it be a sin for poor people to come in and not be able to enjoy it?"

"I can't stand seeing others suffer the most!"

Ao Chen looked at him with admiration.

"Sir is wise!"

"By the way, if people from outside can't come in, can't we go out? We're doing business in the county every day, how can we get rich if the market is so small?"

Ao Chen sighed: "I've talked about this in the county, encouraging some capable people to go out and increase revenue for the county."

"But they said that people from the capital are all poor and bumpkins. They look down on outsiders and are unwilling to go out even if they earn less."

Fang Zheng Yi immediately became furious and said angrily: "Damn, they want to rebel!"

"A group of people have been eating their fill for two days and have developed so many bad habits!"

"Go and count for me, I'll see which family has so many problems, and I'll go to their house to check for fire safety!"

"Also, if there's nothing else, call Xiao Tao over, you go and do your work."

Ao Chen hurriedly said: "Yes, there's one more thing. The people from the gunpowder research institute, sent from the capital, many of them said they wouldn't do it after returning to the capital. They want to stay in Taoyuan County, what should we do, sir? Should we accept these people?"

"Accept my ass! Those are His Majesty's people! Find Xiao Tao for me first."

Ao Chen said after listening: "Xiao Tao, she... she probably won't be back for a while. I heard her say at noon that she was going to take a milk bath."

"What the hell? Milk bath?" Fang Zheng Yi looked surprised.

What has happened in the past few months since I came back?

Has Taoyuan County upgraded its consumption to this level?

Milk is not cheap at all. I only drink it a few times a month in the county.

The main reason is that there are no dairy cows in Da Jing at all, only the milk of water buffaloes and old yellow cows.

The milk production is extremely low. There is also milk sold in the capital, but it is not luxurious enough to take a bath, right?

Ao Chen explained: "Yes, the competition among merchants in the county is fierce, and everyone can only think of ways to make money."

"This thing is not cheap to wash once, twenty taels a time. I saw Xiao Tao and Xiao Bai going there all the time these days."

"Twenty taels..." Fang Zheng Yi murmured.

"Twenty taels is too extravagant? It wouldn't be so expensive to take a bath with human milk! It's too wasteful."

Ao Chen smiled and said: "Human milk is so disgusting!"

"Sir, don't worry, nothing is wasted."

"I heard that the remaining bath water was all bought by the pig farm. The pig farm uses this kind of milk-mixed water to feed the pigs."

"Oh, the pig farm also hired people to play the erhu for the pigs. The advertisement has been put out, pigs that grow up listening to music and drinking milk are called milk-flavored pigs, and they will be released next month."

"I also ordered one, it must be delicious!"

Fang Zheng Yi's face was bitter, roll! Roll hard!

This official of mine in the capital is really tasteless! It's not as good as the people living under my rule. What kind of life is this!

Fang Zheng Yi sighed: "Go ahead, I'm tired, arrange everything."

"The Crown Prince is also in the county, find someone to arrange his food, clothing, housing and transportation."

"When Xiao Tao comes back, let her come and see me."

After saying that, Fang Zheng Yi walked towards the backyard, but turned around after taking two steps.

"By the way, order me a milk-flavored pig. Tsk, forget it! No need to wait for it to be released, roast one for me tonight! I want to try it too!"