Royal Gold Medal County Magistrate

Time flew by, and Fang Zhengyi, unsurprisingly, skipped work again.

He casually fooled Chu Youyi with a few words and went straight to Fuyuan Inn. After meeting up with everyone, they arrived at Qunyu Courtyard.

Qunyu Courtyard was already bustling with so many people that it was hard to move, making it feel like a temple fair.

There were far more men than women!

With no one to serve them, they could only stand in groups of twos and threes chatting or watching the song and dance performances on the stage, but even so, everyone seemed to be in high spirits.

Yu Niang had been waiting at the entrance, and she greeted Fang Zhengyi enthusiastically as soon as she saw him.

She whispered with a hint of complaint, "Young Master Fang, you've finally arrived! There are too many people in Qunyu Courtyard today! Why didn't you let me know when you posted that announcement! What exactly is this magical medicine you mentioned? It's making me curious."

Fang Zheng smiled and replied, "I'm sorry, Yu Niang, it won't happen again. I need to borrow your stage today. Later, my people will deliver a batch of goods. Please have someone meet them."

"Okay! No problem! I've saved a seat for you. Come inside. The guests in the courtyard are all waiting to see your true face!" Yu Niang giggled and covered her mouth.

"Whether I show my face or not is another matter. I don't have that plan yet." With that, Fang Zhengyi walked in the direction Yu Niang pointed.

There was an empty seat with an excellent view ahead, allowing him to see the thighs of the dancers at a glance.

Fang Zhengyi sat down casually and began to enjoy the dance.

Zhao Lie and Xie Xian calmly drank tea, also watching the stage.

Only Zhou Tie had a bitter face: "Master, can I not go up?"

"No, if you don't go, do you want me to go? I don't want to do such an embarrassing thing!" Fang Zhengyi said indifferently.

"I don't want to either! I think Lao Xie has much better eloquence than me!" Zhou Tie's eyes glanced at Xie Xian.

"He's too thin! He looks weak. How can customers trust our product? You're strong, so there's definitely no problem. Zhang Biao is not as good as you!"

Xie Xian's face immediately lengthened.

"Really?" Zhou Tie's eyes lit up.

"That's right, would I lie to you? Zhang Biao only has dead muscles. The muscle lines on your body are much more beautiful than his! And he's single-boned, you're double-boned!" Fang Zhengyi kept praising him.

Zhou Tie seemed a little carried away, but he still had to carefully consider such an embarrassing matter.

Zhao Lie said from the side, "Brother Tie is strong, but not as strong as Brother Biao."

Fang Zhengyi glared at him: "Why are you talking like that! Isn't that Zhou Tie letting Zhang Biao win? How can Zhang Biao, with his single bone, fight with Zhou Tie?"

Zhou Tie chuckled foolishly: "It's good that Master knows. Let him win!"

"Alright, instead of wasting time here, why don't you quickly memorize your lines? Don't embarrass me on stage later!"

Zhou Tie hurriedly took out a small piece of paper from his chest, and began to recite it tremblingly, saying in his mouth: "There are too many people, too many people, I'm really nervous."

"Master believes in you, you are the best. If you succeed today, you will be the king of Taoyuan County! Master, I will find ten girls for you, and let you have a good time in the city." Fang Zhengyi said casually.

"Master, we have a deal!" Zhou Tie was overjoyed.

Xie Xian smiled contemptuously and said disdainfully: "Ten? Can you handle it?"

Before Zhou Tie could speak, Fang Zhengyi said first: "Why not? With Brother Tie's physique, he definitely can't handle ten times in one night, but he can definitely handle each of the ten once!"

"Isn't that the same?" Xie Xian retorted.

"How is it the same? This is called the Coolidge effect, it's all science, you don't understand." Fang Zhengyi said.

Zhao Lie, who hadn't said much, opened his mouth: "It seems that's really the case. I observed it when the county was breeding chickens. The rooster can't do it for long with one hen. There's no second time. If you change to a new hen, it immediately works again!"

"Did you hear that? Men are lustful because of chicken genes!" Fang Zhengyi squinted at Xie Xian.

Xie Xian had a shocked expression: "This... science is really amazing!"

Science Popularization Small Classroom

While the few were chatting, a waiter came forward and carried a few small wine jars and a set of exquisite wine utensils, placed them in front of Fang Zhengyi, and said respectfully: "Young Master Fang, this is the wine specially prepared for you, Yu Niang's collection. If you don't have enough to drink, you can call me at any time. Also, your people have already delivered the things, and we have arranged them in the backyard."

"Okay!" Fang Zhengyi slapped the few remaining copper coins in his hand into the waiter's hand and waved him away.

Then, he picked up a wine jar and handed it to Zhou Tie and others: "Come! Try the wine. I haven't drunk this thing much usually!"

Speaking of drinking, Fang Zhengyi usually drinks white wine and yellow wine mostly. Wine hasn't been brewed much in the county.

Wine is not as stable as white wine. It is easy to deteriorate and turn sour if it is not stored properly, so it is usually very expensive outside.

The few people didn't pay much attention to etiquette. They threw the wine utensils aside and poured the wine jar into their mouths. Fang Zhengyi took a sip, pursed his lips, and smiled.

"Don't say, this wine is really good, waiter! Bring a few more jars!"

Zhou Tie swallowed like a whale, a small jar of wine quickly went down his stomach. He burped and looked around: "Master, is it time for me to go up?"

The surrounding crowd had already begun to be indignant.

Seeing that the time had come, why hasn't the Wine Demon God come out yet?

People kept shouting: "Are you Qunyu Courtyard posting fake notices! Where is the magical medicine? Is the Wine Demon God coming today?"

"That's right! There isn't even a seat. Is this how you treat guests in this brothel?"

"Hurry up! I've been waiting until the flowers have withered!"

.......

The sound waves were getting louder and louder, and Yu Niang couldn't help but feel a little anxious. She stood in the distance and kept winking at Fang Zhengyi.

Fang Zhengyi felt Yu Niang's gaze, waved to signal her to withdraw the dancers, and then poked Zhou Tie next to him: "Get ready to go up!"

Zhou Tie nodded with a serious expression, took out a small jar from his arms, gritted his teeth, and tore off his shirt!

Then, he smeared the contents of the small jar on his body. Before long, his whole body began to become shiny!

Then, he suddenly stepped onto the stage, raised his arms, and said: "Everyone, please be safe! The Wine Demon God has arrived! Today, I will introduce the magical medicine to everyone on behalf of the God, starting now!"

After speaking, he struck a bodybuilding pose!

Explosive muscles, perfect lines, revealed without a trace, explosive!

The audience immediately burst into thunderous applause, interspersed with Fang Zhengyi's whistles.

Xie Xian looked at the stage, turned his head to look at Zhao Lie, and said: "Is he imitating Zhang Biao?"

Zhao Lie carefully observed it again, and said seriously: "Definitely!"

The introduction on the stage had unknowingly begun to unfold intensely. After Zhou Tie struck two more poses, he said in a low voice: "Are you still troubled by poor hardness? Are you still embarrassed by the short time? ...."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Fang Zhengyi and the other three burst into laughter, almost laughing their heads off!

Especially Fang Zhengyi!

Like! This voice is too similar to those fake drug advertisements he had seen before. Coupled with Zhou Tie's coquettish appearance, it seemed particularly comedic, far exceeding expectations.

Zhou Tie obviously saw the situation on Fang Zhengyi's side, and his expression froze, but fortunately, he had been on the battlefield and had a strong psychological quality, so he quickly adjusted and continued his speech.

"....Have you used many tonics, but to no avail!" Speaking of this, Zhou Tie's voice began to become high-pitched: "Isn't there a peerless medicine that can nourish the kidneys, strengthen the yang, and treat frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete urination?"

"Here it comes! Seven Day Sage! It's finally here today!"

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