Royal Road Qingtian

"The story goes like this..."

Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, more people came to his house to eat. There is no way to do this. It's like this when you are rich. There are too many people who pluck wool. As the saying goes, poor people live in the busy city and no one cares about them, but rich people have distant relatives in the mountains.”

Li Chenglong: "Uncle's words are really good. One sentence has covered all aspects of life, and he is very knowledgeable."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, when these poor friends went to the rich people's home for dinner, they brought some things with them, so they could hide their face... The rich people naturally don't care what the poor friends bring...Because no matter what they bring... Nothing is worth as much as a meal at home. So, don't care."

Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called moral integrity are undoubtedly manifested in this rich man."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Swollen is right, my father said the same thing at the time."

Jackie Lee: "Uncle and I are heroes and see the same thing."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family member. If it is once, twice, three or five times, or even ten times or eight times, the family members will not say anything, but after a long time, the family members will inevitably complain. "

Li Chenglong: "This is also human nature, I can't bear it if I change it, and then what?"

You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all held back their laughter.

Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all had dark faces.

Hearing this, if you still can't guess what this guy wants to do, then the IQ is also very touching.

Zuo Xiaoduo talked more and more vigorously, and his words became more and more emotional: "So the rich man said in a roundabout way, brothers come to my house for dinner, because they think highly of me, I shouldn't have said anything at first... But, When you come here in the future, help me bring something, even an egg... that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?!"

Li Chenglong said: "And then?"

"These friends didn't make any trouble, the rich said... so, I'll have a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope you all come. It will save face, and everyone will be lively."

"Then the next day before it was night, the rich man was waiting at the door."

"Because his wife made a bet with him that you friends must still come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. The wife said, if you don't believe it, let's make a bet."

"These two really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich man? He has already made his words so clear? This bet? He is sure to win? Just want to taste the taste of victory early? The rich man simply waited at the door .”

"So, around 6:30 p.m. . . . the friends finally showed up."

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, the time you came here today is basically the same, so there is no difference."

"puff!"

Bai Xiaoduo suddenly burst out laughing? The flowers trembled from the laughter.

The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others were too dark to read.

Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "And then?"

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and said: "This rich man saw it? Ah, the first friend really came; so he went up to ask..." Li Chenglong said: "It came so fast."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Where's this friend of his? He's actually quite young, and he just found a wife, and he's in a good relationship, so he always takes his wife with him wherever he goes; it's the same even for dinner."

Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a cheapskate iron cock can find a wife... I really envy ing. But, I'm afraid that woman is blind..."

Lie Xiao Huo Xue Xiao fell like the bottom of a pot.

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend's appearance is very outstanding? Smooth and smooth? Don't girls like this kind of handsome face? What's the meaning? Well, because of his young age, everyone usually calls him Young man, um, referred to as young man."

Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.

Li Chenglong: "Hey, there's no need to talk about it. Just tell me how he asked?"

Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head, looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said, "This is what the rich man asked: Young man,

You brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner, what did you bring me? "

"Hahahahaha..." You Xiaoyu patted his thigh with joy, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed even more.

It's really enjoyable!

Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken leg in his hand, and suddenly felt that the chicken leg was no longer fragrant, tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.

Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did the guy with his wife say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This friend is really a wonderful person, he said with emotion, I came to my brother's house as a guest, and I brought white clouds and clear breeze for him..."

Li Chenglong turned his head to Lie Xiaohuo and said: "It's really poetic and picturesque, what a wonderful person, he clearly didn't bring anything, yet he still speaks so pretentiously... He's really a talent, what's wrong, how can he be like this What can no one do?!"

Lie Xiaohuo's cheeks twitched.

Xue Xiaoluo pinched her husband's thigh.

Today, my old lady followed you and lost her life!

Lie Xiaohuo felt ruthless in his heart, the more you satirize me, the more I will not give you anything, what else can you do besides having fun...

Li Chenglong laughed: "And then?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Then the rich man had no choice but to let the couple in...continue to wait, and then he waited for the second one. As long as a friend brings a gift, he will still win."

Lee Cheng-Long: "This second one also has something to say?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "Yes, there is something more to say than the first one. This friend's family is very poor, he is a pauper, but he is also good-looking, even more handsome than the previous one. His face is smooth, just like the old man. Like a freshly peeled egg..."

Kong Xiaodan touched his smooth face with a speechless expression.

Zuo Xiaoduo continued: "...so, everyone usually likes to call him Xiaodandan, or Xiaodan."

Li Chenglong suddenly realized: "So that's the case. Then how did he ask the second question?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Kong Xiaodan: "That's what this rich man asked, little egg, you came to my house for dinner, what did you bring me?"

"Puff..."

Zuo Tianwang and Bai Xiaoduo almost went crazy laughing. Yun Xiaohu doesn't have to worry about Zuo Xiaoduo making decisions anymore. Much stronger than myself.

This guy can definitely make the dead jump in the coffin.

Kong Xiaodan stared, his face turned red.

Too cramped! The bastard!

Boss, what godson did you accept?

Even Lie Xiaohuo and his wife, who were still extremely depressed just now, laughed to themselves.

People, if you are the only one who is unlucky, you will be very angry, because you are depressed and uncomfortable.

But seeing someone suffer the same misfortune as him, he instantly regained his balance, and he also had a channel to vent his depression.

It even feels very joyful - Lie Xiaohuo and his wife are like this now.

Li Chenglong: "How did this little egg answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "This little bastard said, brother! My family has no money, no possessions, so I only brought you white clouds and clear wind..."

Li Chenglong said: "But the guy in front has already brought it."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "That's why rich people say the same thing. Xiaodan was a little embarrassed, so she said: I really don't have anything, so I just brought two balls under my crotch..."

"Puff hoo..."

The two women covered their mouths with blushing faces, while the five men turned their heads and sprayed a sip of wine on the ground, choking with laughter.

Li Chenglong almost spit out too.

After coughing for a while, he waited for a while to calm down before asking, "And then?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "Of course the rich man also put him in, he brought two balls after all... So the rich man continued to wait for the third person, as long as the third person can bring something, he still didn't lose... "

Bing Xiaobing's face changed.

Li Chenglong: "What are the characteristics of the third person?"

Zuo Xiaoduo: "The third person is a bit pitiful. Not only is his family poor, but he is also sick all year round, so everyone calls him Xiaobing."

Li Chenglong shook his head: "Poor man."

Zuo Xiaoduo: "After waiting anxiously, the minor illness finally came. Then the rich went up to ask."

Li Chenglong: "What did you ask?"

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his head and said to Bing Xiaobing: "..."

At this moment, Lie Xiaohuo, Kong Xiaodanyun, Xiaohu, You Xiaoyu, Bai Xiaoduo, Xue Xiaoluo said to Bing Xiaobing at the same time: "...that's what the rich asked, Xiaobing, you come to my house for dinner, why don't you eat?" What did I bring?"

Bing Xiaobing was speechless.

So many people seem to be the only ones who bring things, okay? Although I lost...

Zuo Xiaoduo turned his face and said, "Quiet."

Li Chenglong: "How did this little patient answer?"

Zuo Xiaoduo said: "This little sickness is really much worse. He replied: Big brother, little brother, I still have some strength with these shoulders, so I brought you a head..."

"Hahahahaha... I brought a head..."

Everyone at the scene counted one by one, and they all laughed like crazy.

Bing Xiaobing's face was sullen for a moment, but she also laughed, this f*cking little bastard is really good at hurting people.

For a while, laughter shook the sky.

People are so strange, in front of so many people, if only one person gets hurt, then I am afraid it will be a lifelong enmity, no matter how difficult it is to get rid of; but now that several people have been hurt one after another, everyone treats it as a joke and laughs it off .

Although he was still angry, he felt happy again when he was angry.

Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four, ha ha, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table, I'm not talking about the four of you, don't think too much about it, let's talk about it , this joke, can you laugh for a lifetime..."

"puff……"

You Xiaoyu turned his head, and sprayed a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.

I don't know if others can laugh forever, but I can laugh forever...

The others became more and more overjoyed.

Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with a strange light in their eyes.

I really got to know the godson of the boss.

This kid seems to be born with a temperament: cheap!

And this kind of cheapness is not the kind that makes people want to be beaten to death, but the kind... who just wants to be beaten hard, eight times a day!

As long as you can't beat him to death, you will beat him hard!

To be honest, he is very different from his father in this point. With his father's temper, the opponent only wants to kill him, and it is not enough if he is not killed; but this kid is so cheap that people want to repeat it over and over again. Hit but can't bear to kill...

These are two completely different realms!

And at the moment when the laughter shook the sky, a car came slowly outside and stopped at the entrance of the villa.

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