Royal Road Qingtian
Chapter 422 I'm most afraid of sika deer, so...
Wu Yuting sighed in her heart, her daughter is too innocent.
Gou Da is now a master of alchemy, and far surpasses the average master of alchemy...
How can you still scare him the way he frightened him when he was a child? Do you think it's still the little dog who was scared out of his wits when you threw it?
It is necessary to teach the art of being a husband... Otherwise, this girl will really be eaten to death by dogs.
Zuo Xiaonian caught Zuo Xiaoduo who fell from a high altitude, held the back of his neck in his hand, and humbly asked for advice: "Mom, what should I do? You teach me."
Wu Yuting raised her eyebrows and said: "Shooting a snake seven inches and attacking its key points can defeat the enemy, especially when dealing with lazy people like Puppy. The most direct method is to postpone the wedding for ten years."
"Mom!!!" Zuo Xiaoduo, who was pretending to be a dead dog, yelled heartbreakingly: "You are really my real mother..."
Wu Yuting was unmoved: "For another example, on the wedding night in the bridal chamber, he was not allowed to enter, and he disappeared after playing for several years."
"Mom... woo woo..." Zuo Xiaoduo cried.
"For example, don't let him go to bed in the future..."
"Another example……"
When Wu Yuting came up with good ideas one by one, Zuo Xiaoduo felt cold all over his body.
Zuo Changlu, who was eavesdropping in the room, was also frightened and thrilled...
"Mommy mommy……"
Zuo Xiaoduo struggled down and supported Wu Yuting attentively: "It's getting late...how about you go to bed all the time."
"Thank you Mom! I will do this in the future! I will listen to you!"
Zuo Xiaonian pursed her lips and smiled, making her branches tremble.
Zuo Xiaoduo had a mournful look on his face.
That night, Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly remembered that he still had two treasures, and he seemed to have forgotten to show them to his parents, so he quickly took them out to offer them.
"Mom and Dad, look at what these two are."
As he spoke, he took out the bead taken from the body of the giant earthworm, introduced it like this, and then took out the hollow stone and talked about it.
"Void Stone! Good stuff!"
Zuo Changlu stared at the Fossil Stone at a glance.
"Dad, do you know this thing?" Zuo Xiaoduo only felt that his father and mother were two big encyclopedias, how could they know everything? Ever seen anything?
"This thing is indeed rare, but it doesn't mean it doesn't exist."
Zuo Changlu sighed in admiration, looked at the Void Stone in his hand, and said: "But this thing is really a good thing, it can be called a killer fetish!"
"How good is it to be specific? Tell me in detail?" Zuo Xiaoduo asked humbly.
"Well, it's not bad."
Zuo Changlu pushed the Void Stone back: "If you don't intend to be a killer with this thing, then don't use it if you can. Because using this thing is addictive."
"It is a good thing that everyone can't put it down to be able to solve a powerful enemy silently. It is not a problem to leapfrog and kill. It is naturally a super good thing."
"But there is one biggest shortcoming of this thing, that is, it is useless to enemies above the flying sky. Instead, because of the dependence I have cultivated for a long time, it is difficult to hide my own flaws and omissions, and I will die in a moment!"
"Think about it carefully, when you are used to opportunism, getting used to getting something for nothing, and getting used to killing enemies by leapfrogging...then when you are promoted to Gui Xuan, this habit will be deeply ingrained, even if you know it is dangerous? But in itself But when I'm used to how to do it... If at that time, go to kill Feitian Realm..."
"So? He Yi sent his own neck to someone else's knife."
"You must always remember one thing: Martial arts? There are no shortcuts! Martial arts? The higher you go, the more you need to get back to basics!"
"When it comes to Feitian Jing? Void Stone? Even if it can't be called a waste rock? But at least you have to have a level of cultivation similar to that of the opponent to play a little role. As for the higher level... the Void Stone is completely useless, only a burden !"
"Your cultivation base is still low now? Still can't understand the battle atmosphere of that realm? No matter how superb the method is, by that time? It will be useless."
Zuo Changlu Chunchun taught: "You must always remember one thing? That is... the so-called skills,
But is it because the power series of human beings is not big enough? That's why they try their best to do things that can't be done with limited power. Therefore, there are so-called skills! If your strength is big enough? Then any tricks? It's a joke. "
"To put it in the most eloquent way, every move in martial arts comes down to skill. Whether it's four or two strokes, or the movement of strength... when facing absolute power, it's nothing!"
"And when ordinary practitioners are promoted to the realm of Feitian, basically there is nothing wrong with the so-called skills! I understand what you know, and maybe I understand what you don't. When you want to use skills, just It is the time when you want to save some effort, or when you are most ambitious; and at this time, it is often the time to suffer a big loss."
Zuo Changlu smiled lightly: "If a person of the same level as me uses skills to fight against me, he may not be able to survive for a second."
Zuo Xiaoduo nodded seriously.
"I see, Dad, I will use this Void Stone as little as possible in the future."
He chuckled, and said, "That bastard Yu Moyan seems to be in the business of attacking killers... I'm the one to sell it to him when I find a chance."
"Sell it to him?" Zuo Changlu smacked his lips: "Looks like I've heard you say that Yu Moyan's family seems to be quite poor. Can he afford this thing?"
Zuo Xiaoduo raised his chin: "Dad, you are so narrow-minded, he can't afford it, why don't you pay the IOU?"
"Then how much are you going to sell?" Zuo Changlu asked.
"One hundred million."
Zuo Xiaoduo said: "100 million high-grade star soul jade, isn't the price too much? I don't have a lion to open my mouth, right?"
"Cough cough cough..."
Zuo Changlu almost suffocated in one breath.
One hundred million high-grade star soul jade!
You can kill Yu Moyan.
With a dozen IOUs, wouldn't your classmate Yu Moyan have to work for you Zuo Xiaoduo for the rest of his life, even working part-time until he reached the level of a king, and he may not be able to pay off the debt.
"Okay, as long as you know what's in your mind." Zuo Changlu stopped talking.
He just wanted his son to understand the harmfulness of the Void Stone, and that was enough.
As for how Zuo Xiaoduo would deal with this stone, that was his own business.
Zuo Changlu said that he didn't care.
"This bead is really strange..." Zuo Changlu looked at the bead that Zuo Xiaoduo took out from the earthworm's body, looked left and right, and became very confused.
"It's really weird, I can't see through it."
Wu Yuting came over curiously: "What is it that you still can't see through?"
She knows who her husband is. If there is anything in this world that Zuo Changlu can't see through, it means that this thing is really too rare.
After taking the bead, Wu Yuting felt it for a while, and couldn't help shaking her head again and again: "It's not a magic bead."
Zuo Changlu nodded.
"How did you get it?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then explained the process.
"Earthworm? Can it grow infinitely after eating it?"
Zuo Changlu really didn't understand: "Looking at it now, it doesn't seem to have much effect, but I always feel that this thing is not so simple. You must know that earthworms are extremely weak, and it is difficult to practice Taoism. The effect of making earthworms metamorphose into almost another kind of existence is absolutely extraordinary.”
"You put it away first, and we will study it slowly later."
Zuo Changlu coughed, although his face was calm, but his heart was still a little embarrassing.
My son is actually able to take out things that I don't recognize. This... really damages the image of my great father...
Wu Yuting didn't know about Zuo Changlu's physiognomy, so she stared at him teasingly, with a smile flashing across her lips.
Zuo Changlu coughed.
"I'm going to take a shower and get ready for bed."
Then he stood up and walked away...
Wu Yuting and Zuo Changlu went to bed early, leaving space for Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian.
The husband and wife are both experienced people, so they naturally know that the young man and woman who have just got married can't stay together alone enough.
Zuo Xiaonian sat on the double sofa, watching TV as if nothing had happened, holding the remote control in his hand, looking very carefree.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat on the single sofa next to him, but felt itchy and unbearable. Bored, he took out his mobile phone, only to see videos flying around in the class group.
It was the scene where Xiang Bing confessed his love.
Listening to Xiang Bing's words: "I declare that we are a couple! From now on, you have to treat me well, understand? Do you know?"
Zuo Xiaoduo almost couldn't help howling a wolf.
I couldn't help but beam with joy, I really saw this girl right, I just pushed her and fucked her...
"Then are you willing...to go out with me for a meal and a drink?" Xiang Bing's words came out clearly.
"Aww..." Zuo Xiaoduo howled.
This girl is really strong in execution!
Zuo Xiaonian's eyes drifted over.
"Swollen has confessed his love, let me show you." Zuo Xiaoduo was about to run over.
"I don't want to watch." Zuo Xiaonian pouted: "You sit over there, don't come over!"
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down awkwardly. This reason does not work...
However, even swollen...
I still...
So it became more and more itchy, my buttocks were bouncing on the sofa, and I said to myself: "The spring of this sofa seems to be broken...why is it so tight..."
So I lifted my buttocks and moved to the big sofa.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyelids and snorted softly, but the threat was obvious.
Zuo Xiaoduo sat down again, shaking his butt in embarrassment: "It's really painful...it's so uncomfortable...why is it so painful?"
While talking, she peeked at Zuo Xiaonian.
Zuo Xiaonian seemed to be concentrating on watching TV, completely ignoring someone.
So Zuo Xiaoduo raised his butt again...
Hey, Zuo Xiaonian didn't see it.
Zuo Xiaoduo moved slowly with his buttocks, and then... finally moved to the big sofa, his buttocks turned upside down, and he said happily, "It's still comfortable here."
Zuo Xiaonian glanced at him blankly, then turned to watch TV.
Zuo Xiaoduo shook his buttocks and said happily, "It's comfortable, this sofa is really comfortable..."
Bounced and bumped, she bumped to Zuo Xiaonian's side, and already had a little physical contact. Wow, so fragrant and soft...
"snort!"
Zuo Xiaonian snorted coldly, his eyes swept away like cold electricity.
"Comfortable, really comfortable..." Zuo Xiaoduo started to bump his butt again as if nothing had happened, and moved some distance away.
And then again, over and over again, over and over again...
later……
Zuo Xiaonian looked at Zuo Xiaoduo who was leaning on her body with a speechless expression, this guy was bouncing, sticking to him like chewing gum that he didn't know when.
Zhengzi has a happy face, and he is not upside down anymore.
And one of his hands is holding his own little hand, laughing foolishly.
He just clenched it tightly and made no other movements.
Leaning, holding hands, silly.
Zuo Xiaonian rolled his eyes, took a deep breath, the remote control went dark, and changed the channel.
On the screen, a sika deer jumped out.
"Ahhh!"
Zuo Xiaoduo seemed to be taken aback, his face paled, and he hugged Zuo Xiaonian's waist all of a sudden: "Ah, this sika deer is so scared..."
Zuo Xiaonian was ashamed and annoyed.
You are such a murderous and ruthless character, now you have the nerve to say that the sika deer is scary...
"release!"
"It's scary, it's scary...I'm most afraid of sika deer..."
Zuo Xiaoduo trembled all over, hugging Zuo Xiaonian's soft and slender waist, not letting go, as if he was really frightened, his face turned red with fright.
"The sika deer is so vicious... blah blah... so scared..."
"..."
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