Rules-related weird stories: 4016
#111 - Violent kick
The whole time, it was muttering things like "I'm in so much pain" and "I want your hand," buzzing around Lin Yi's ears like a fly, making his ear canals tingle and his anger gradually rise.
Soon, the irritability in his heart surged like a tide, and he subconsciously tightened his grip on the edge of the tray.
"Lao Lin," Tian Bufan called out to him, "We're just waiting for you."
Lin Yi was slightly stunned, suddenly realizing that Tian Bufan and the others hadn't put down their trays and were all waiting for him.
Realizing this, the anger that had just surged in his heart was instantly overwhelmed by reason.
"I'm coming," he responded and quickly went to join the others.
It was only at this moment that he noticed Wei Shan's body was tense, even though Wei Shan wasn't looking at the green-aproned chef, his head was subtly turned towards the side where the green-aproned chef was.
The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and heavy breaths flowed from between his teeth, like a wild beast wary of some unknown danger.
"You guys go first," Wei Shan said in a low voice, "I'll go last."
Lin Yi said seriously, "We'll put them down together, then run together."
Wei Shan said again, "You guys put them down together, Lao Lin, this time, listen to me."
His low voice seemed to rumble with a roar, giving people the oppressive feeling of a sports car revving its engine in place.
"Old rules, Wei Shan covers the rear," Tian Bufan patted Lin Yi's shoulder and glanced at Kuai Hongji beside him, "Get ready."
Lin Yi wanted to say something, but he didn't feel any resistance to this, as if it had always been the case…
「Huh, that's strange?」
He muttered to himself and placed the tray at the utensil return station, but his hand didn't let go, so the tray was still suspended in the air, conceptually speaking, it hadn't been completely released yet.
Tian Bufan, Kuai Hongji, and Wei Liang all maintained this action with great tacit understanding.
Lin Yi instantly thought of the scene yesterday of the sports students putting down their trays in unison, thinking that this might also be something they learned from them?
"Get ready to run," Tian Bufan exchanged glances with the others, "Three, two, one… Go!"
Everyone except Wei Shan put down their trays and then aimed for the exit of the student cafeteria, sprinting out.
At the same time, the green-aproned chef revealed a ferocious look and pounced on Lin Yi.
Also at this moment, a tray was placed in front of the green-aproned chef, just enough to block its pursuit of Lin Yi.
At the same time, Wei Shan raised his foot and kicked the tray hard.
Lin Yi didn't know how heavy this kick was, but it couldn't be light, followed by a heavy "Bang—", the green-aproned chef was directly sent flying, knocking over a group of non-human students who had gathered around.
As the green-aproned chef was kicked away, Wei Shan caught the tray as it spun around.
This smooth little combo looked like Jackie Chan in a furniture store wielding a small folding stool.
Lin Yi only paused for a moment before sprinting out with all his might, but it was this moment of daze that left him eating everyone else's dust.
He found that Wei Liang was really fast, even though they had started at the same time, when Lin Yi accelerated, he saw Wei Liang already lifting the plastic curtain…
And Wei Shan had also neatly put down the tray and started running.
His chubby figure didn't become a burden to his body when moving, but instead gave people the feeling of a nimble fatty, the kind of speed was like a heavy tank charging, looking fast and fierce.
「What the hell…?!」
While Lin Yi was shocked, he also keenly caught the sound of metal utensils being knocked over in a dark corner.
「That sound is… Window #10?」
A flash of light appeared in Lin Yi's eyes, he knew that it was time for the usual routine of being chased by the little green hats, which was both expected and unexpected.
Having had two experiences, he was already very calm in his heart, but his feet still had their own ideas, rushing out of the plastic curtain as if riding a death bicycle.
The speed of the green-aproned chefs cannot be measured by common sense, when they start moving, it seems that the entire shadow area becomes a part of them, allowing them to move quickly in the darkness like gliding.
In almost a few breaths, that sinister and vicious pressure, along with the sharp sound of breaking wind, approached Lin Yi's back.
At the same time, those non-human students around him blocked his last stretch of the journey like moving tombstones.
"Lao Lin, don't stop, just run!"
Wei Shan's low voice sounded behind him, and in an instant, he was side-by-side with the green-aproned chef like a broad phantom.
Then, Wei Shan pushed Lin Yi out of the plastic curtain, while he himself draped his clothes over himself, hugged his head, and arched his body, then charged out of the plastic curtain like a heavy truck against the last human wall.
When those non-human students were pushed out of the plastic curtain, the dawn of morning light fell on them like a deadly killing intent, causing them to emit large patches of white mist like vampires bathed in sunlight.
"Ah… Ah—"
They no longer bothered to look for Lin Yi and the others, but frantically twisted and rolled on the ground, then crawled towards the plastic curtain like earthworms, trying to crawl back into the student cafeteria.
At this moment, Wei Shan also arrived at the exit of the student cafeteria, and then plunged into the student passage without looking back, rushing towards the exit.
After Lin Yi and the others all entered the student passage, the blue-aproned chef who was standing between the student passage and the student cafeteria, with his hands folded over his abdomen and a signature smile on his face, began to walk out of the shadows slowly, like a puppet, with extremely stiff steps, and came to those earthworm-like creatures.
He lowered his head, looked at those non-human students who were emitting white powdery particles in the sunlight and constantly squirming, the smile on the corner of his mouth slowly stretched to the roots of his ears.
"Good stuff, good stuff…"
He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, those white powdery particles kept drilling into his nostrils…
His eyebrows relaxed slightly, and a strange but extremely enjoyable expression appeared on his face.
…
Inside the student cafeteria, the art student came to the middle of those non-human students standing like tombstones, his gaze looked through the plastic curtain at the empty student passage, and then looked at the blue-aproned chef who was absorbing the white powdery particles, his indifferent face showed no emotion.
He glanced at the tomato in his hand, his brow furrowed slightly: "Suddenly, I don't have much appetite."
This tomato was given to him by the green-aproned chef, after he had eaten half of it, the bright red tomato juice flowed down thickly, dripping onto the ground along his hand.
Those non-human students looked at the tomato juice dripping on the ground with a strong desire in their eyes, but none of them dared to move.
He casually tossed aside the half-eaten tomato. Immediately, the non-human students nearby swarmed forward, snatching at the tiny bit of tomato. Some even lay on the ground, licking up the dripping tomato juice.
Suddenly, without warning, he grabbed a non-human student, reached out, and placed his hand on its chest, slowly sinking it into its body.
The non-human student trembled slightly, but its face showed no reaction, seemingly feeling no pain.
He dug and dug, and a waterfall of crimson liquid gushed out, quickly forming a thick pool on the floor.
Finally, he pushed away the non-human student covered in tomato sauce, revealing in his hand a slowly pulsating, juice-covered… large tomato.
"Slurp…"
He tasted the juice on the tomato and took a bite, chewing a few times with a "crunch, crunch" sound, a look of enjoyment on his face. "Doesn't this just stimulate the appetite? Crunch, crunch…"
Meanwhile, the non-human student, from whom the tomato had been extracted, continued to lick the tomato juice on the ground while oozing thick, dark-red liquid, seemingly unaware of its own condition…
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Suddenly, the fluorescent lights in the student cafeteria flickered.
This commotion instantly caught the attention of all the students who had been ignoring them and continuing to eat. These people began to leave the student cafeteria.
And the fluorescent lights in the student cafeteria flickered again…
As the lights flickered, the dark-red liquid flowing from the non-human student began to transform into tomato sauce. With each flicker of the lights, the tomato sauce became thicker, eventually turning into a dark-red, viscous tomato paste.
The non-human student, unaware of the problem, even began to lick the tomato sauce that originated from itself. But gradually, its body stiffened, and it finally collapsed helplessly to the ground, while the other non-human students continued to lick the tomato sauce that had been transformed from its body…
…
After exiting the student tunnel, Lin Yi immediately looked down at his watch.
7:53.
"7:53, 7 minutes until the cafeteria closes."
He glanced back at the student tunnel and noticed a large crowd suddenly surging out with immense force. From the snippets of conversation he overheard, he captured an important piece of information: the cafeteria lights had gone out.
The cafeteria lights are normally on 24 hours a day because some areas are not within the range of natural light. If the cafeteria lights go out during the daytime when there is natural light, it might be alright, but after 8:00 PM, it will definitely be a terrible disaster.
The students who escaped were understandably panicked, but very few were injured. Only a small number had tomato sauce on them.
Some of those with tomato sauce on them forgot to take off their clothes and throw them in the trash, but after being reminded by their companions, they followed the rules and began searching for trash cans.
Lin Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly took off his coat and began to check if he had any tomato sauce on him.
"You shouldn't have any tomato sauce on you," Wei Shan's voice sounded in his ear. He quickly took off his coat and, unsurprisingly, found some traces of tomato sauce on it.
"Sure enough, there is. Damn unlucky!"
Seeing Lin Yi looking over, Wei Shan explained, "This tomato sauce must have splashed on me when I rushed out from those non-human guys. You guys go back to the teaching building first, I'll go throw the clothes away."
As he spoke, he found the location of the trash can at the entrance of the employee tunnel.
"Let's go together," Lin Yi said. The cafeteria closing time was 8:00 PM, but they had already left. The remaining time was for returning to the teaching building for self-study, and then it was time to eat.
This time, to put it bluntly, was just a free activity time attached to the classroom.
"Let's go together," Tian Bufan also said. "Coincidentally, I'm also a little interested in this employee tunnel leading to the basement of the cafeteria."
"Are you sure?" Lin Yi looked at Tian Bufan in surprise.
Tian Bufan calmly looked at the employee tunnel below the winding mountain road, a strange light flashing in his eyes. "Sooner or later, we have to complete the cafeteria area puzzle. There's nothing wrong with taking a look at the entrance in advance. Let's go."
"You guys go, I'll go back to the classroom first," Kuai Hongji suddenly said.
"Ah? You're not going with us?" Lin Yi asked, puzzled.
Kuai Hongji glanced at the trash can, then said coldly, "Not suitable."
"I'll go first. See you at noon, evening, or night," Kuai Hongji didn't give Lin Yi time to ask further, turned around, waved his hand, and walked towards the notice board in front of the cafeteria. Then, he casually threw the cafeteria rules onto the rack, and with his hands in his pockets and his head drooping, he merged into the crowd returning to the teaching building.
Looking at Kuai Hongji's back, Lin Yi couldn't help but frown, but Tian Bufan called out, "If you want to go back, you can go first."
"Forget it, I just wanted to check on Kuai Kuai," Lin Yi shook his head and followed Tian Bufan and the others.
"I'll wait for you in front of the notice board," Wei Liang also didn't plan to go. "Last time, that crazy suction scared me. I won't go with you to look for excitement."
"Okay," Lin Yi responded and quickly walked down the mountain road.
Wei Liang glanced at the backs of Lin Yi, Tian Bufan, and Wei Shan on the mountain road, and then looked at Kuai Hongji, who had already merged into the crowd and disappeared without a trace, couldn't help but frown, and then reached out and rubbed his temples.
"Headache… such a headache!" He squatted down under the notice board, listlessly playing with the cafeteria rules in his hand.
Suddenly, as if sensing something, he turned to look at the areas of the other passages.
In the other passages, some people were also quickly evacuating, including a girl in a sailor suit who looked somewhat familiar.
He only glanced at her and then withdrew his gaze, while the sailor-suited girl suddenly looked around warily. Eventually, after finding nothing unusual, she stepped onto a cobblestone path.
And one of the branches of that cobblestone path seemed to lead to the main cobblestone road lined with streetlights that led to the teaching building…
"Why do I always run into her? Is she so persistent?" Many emotions floated in his eyes, eventually returning to that panicked look, and then he hugged himself, shivering, and sighed. "Damn it… it seems I have to use Lao Lin's face to cling to Xu Shunkang's thighs…"
"Tsk! Hey~ Yo! Last time, it gradually went wrong after five days, why is it going wrong on the second day this time? Damn it…"
"Too scary, too scary…"
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