Rules-related weird stories: 4016
#120 - The cafeteria lady was removed
Wei Shan's kick possessed both power and technique, making it hard to say whether he was only pretending not to see while also harboring a tiny bit of personal motive.
Because his shoe had already been stained with ketchup when he stepped on a chef wearing a green apron, he was going to throw it in the trash as soon as he left the cafeteria anyway. So, he might as well make the most of it and further ruin the tomato.
With his powerful technique, none of the splattered ketchup, except for what was on the sole of his shoe, got on his body.
After he left with his tray in a dashing manner, the surrounding students, whose gazes were dull but filled with hunger and greed, couldn't help but give in to the urge to snatch the tomato. They swarmed towards the tomato fragments in the green-aproned chef's hands.
Those who couldn't reach the tomato fragments then turned their attention to the face of the green-aproned chef, which was covered in tomato juice. They pounced on him under his somewhat bewildered and terrified gaze…
On the other side, Lin Yi, who had put down his tray, glanced at the time on his watch.
11:18.
"11:18, not bad, didn't waste too much time," Lin Yi muttered. Then, he looked behind him and saw Wei Liang and Wei Shan walking over with their trays.
When Lin Yi looked at his watch and announced the time, a strong emotion of restraint appeared in Li Huiyuan's eyes. Then, she glanced at the pendulum clock hanging on the wall of the student cafeteria and found that the time Lin Yi reported was accurate.
"Let's eat first. Before eating, check the food to make sure there are no tomato elements before you start eating," Lin Yi said to her. "Also, don't overthink anything. We'll talk when we leave the cafeteria."
"Okay… alright."
"Remember to finish your milk too."
Li Huiyuan, who had just taken a bite of rice, suddenly choked and glared at Lin Yi: "Drinking milk is useless, I've already tried it!"
Lin Yi leaned back slightly, his eyes strange, and said, "I mean… remember to clear your plate, so as not to cause extra trouble when you get to the tray return area."
Li Huiyuan wasn't stupid either. She immediately realized the relevant rules in the cafeteria rules, and her face turned green and red because she had misunderstood Lin Yi's meaning. She quickly lowered her head and ate her rice: "I know, I know!"
Lin Yi's gaze moved slightly down and fell on Wei Shan's shoes.
"Wei Shan, you…?"
"Deliberately careless," Wei Shan directly predicted Lin Yi's question and perfectly bypassed the question to reach the answer.
"Uh…"
"I'll sit at another table. If any dirty things dare to lick my shoes later, I'll let them taste my footwork." Wei Shan took his plate and sat away from Lin Yi's table, occupying two seats with his large frame.
"Are you sure it's not the power of athlete's foot that's greater?" Wei Liang couldn't help but say.
"?" Wei Shan looked over. "Do you think you're very humorous? I'll put my shoes on your bedside when you go to sleep tonight."
Wei Liang's expression changed drastically, and he quickly lowered his head and stopped talking.
Lin Yi laughed: "You kid, you've been rebuffed, haven't you?"
"Alas, it's really my presumption, alas, my presumption…" Wei Liang didn't retort, and also began to lower his head to check the food and then start eating.
At this moment, Tian Bufan arrived with his tray.
Lin Yi said in surprise: "So fast?"
"Yeah." Tian Bufan nodded and began to move his chopsticks to check the food. "The situation surprised me."
Lin Yi glanced at his tray: "The situation is back to normal?"
Tian Bufan said: "I can only say that the situation at window 3 is normal."
"What do you mean?"
"I didn't see 'Chef-0391'. The cafeteria aunt at window 3 has been replaced."
"Ah?"
"I guess she was eliminated," Tian Bufan said.
"Did you take a look at window 1?"
"I took a detour to take a look after getting my food."
"What did you see?"
"'Chef-0154' is still working, and is in the normal blue apron state with a badge on his chest."
"Ah, this?"
"Don't think about 'Chef-0154', let me deduce it in the afternoon before I talk about it… As for 'Chef-0391', I guess she was eliminated."
Lin Yi's expression became serious.
"Don't worry, this is just a guess. Of course, I already have some guesses about the way she was 'eliminated'. Let's not talk about this now, let's eat first."
So, after checking the food, the few people ate normally, and finished their meal in less than five minutes.
Lin Yi glanced at Wei Shan and found that Wei Shan's table was already surrounded by inhuman students. Those inhuman students had a symbolic appearance—when they gathered together, they looked like tombstones stuck there.
Memories of being surrounded by inhuman students twice instantly appeared in his mind, and he implicitly substituted himself into Wei Shan's role. It would have been better if he hadn't substituted himself, because the feeling of being surrounded was very much like a closed and oppressive space, and as those inhuman students contracted, the semi-enclosed environment was constantly becoming more oppressive.
"Old Lin, let's go after we finish eating." Just as he was feeling more and more oppressed and uncomfortable, Tian Bufan patted him on the shoulder.
Lin Yi suddenly came back to his senses and let go of his hand. The alloy chopsticks in his hand also fell into the tray with a "clang".
Tian Bufan glanced inconspicuously at the chopsticks in Lin Yi's tray, only to see that the chopsticks seemed to have some subtle distortions…
"Wei Shan, we're done eating! Are we leaving or not?" Wei Shan was surrounded by inhuman students, and Lin Yi couldn't see his state, so he could only ask loudly.
"Let's go!" Wei Shan's voice rang out from the crowd, and then the inhuman students in the front row were violently kicked out, and a huge gap instantly appeared in the encirclement.
Wei Shan walked out with his tray. He gritted his teeth with a sullen face, and blue veins were still appearing on his forehead, as if he had endured it for a long time.
The wall of people standing like tombstones loosened a little because of this. Through the gaps in the wall of people, Lin Yi found that several inhuman students had fainted under the table where Wei Shan had originally sat.
The heads of these inhuman students all had a tendency to be dented, and there was still some ketchup faintly visible. It could be seen that they had been kicked in the face and fainted, but it was impossible to tell whether the ketchup came from the sole of Wei Shan's shoe or flowed out of the wounds on their heads.
"You guys go ahead, I'll guard the rear," Wei Shan said coldly.
The few people were not ambiguous, and Lin Yi took the lead to open the way, and marched towards the tray recycling place in a mighty manner.
As they walked, Lin Yi and Wei Liang suddenly jumped up lightly with small steps, like boxers warming up before the start of a match.
"You should also stretch your muscles and bones like me, so that your muscles don't get strained later," Lin Yi kindly reminded.
Li Huiyuan: "?"
…
May 8, X023, 11:24, first floor of the student cafeteria, the few people arrived at the tableware recycling area.
"Don't put down your trays yet." Lin Yi stopped Li Huiyuan, and under her puzzled gaze, he slowly said, "We'll put them down together. After we put them down, we'll rush out of the student cafeteria as fast as we can."
Li Huiyuan's brow furrowed, as if she had thought of something. She quickly pursed her lips and nodded, "Okay."
"Same as always, you guys go first," Wei Shan said.
"Wei Shan, how about we go together this time?" Lin Yi asked, glancing at the environment of the student cafeteria, feeling that this time the situation was a little different.
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The non-human students near Wei Shan gathered around like they smelled the ketchup on his feet.
In the dark area of the student cafeteria not far away, heads were also moving, as if something was shaking, making it unclear whether it was the green-aproned chef or something else.
Just as the thoughts of "not seeing clearly" and "wanting to see more clearly" sprouted in his mind, even he himself didn't know that a faint, dark golden light flashed quickly in the depths of his dark eyes.
It was like someone striking a lighter in a strong wind, and then a spark appeared and went out.
But in that instant, Lin Yi's vision appeared with clear lines and broken frames, like an overexposed photograph…
In this black and white vision, he suddenly noticed that certain colors were so bright, such as… green.
It was a large patch of emerald green mist, like a special effect rendering with poisonous attributes, spreading in the dark area of the student cafeteria, baring its fangs and claws and extending towards their location.
Above the heads of those non-human students, wisps of green mist also permeated, entwined above their heads like puppet strings…
But such a scene only flashed for a moment, then disappeared with the extinguished spark in Lin Yi's eyes. Then Lin Yi's vision returned to normal. The student cafeteria was still the same student cafeteria, but the strange feeling was stirring restlessly on Lin Yi's body like a hundred claws scratching at his heart.
With a "buzz…" sound, Lin Yi returned to normal. Tian Bufan's voice rang in his ears: "Wei Shan, listen to Lao Lin's judgment. Let's go together this time."
Lin Yi shook his head slightly, instantly pulling his attention back, and then looked at Wei Shan.
Seeing that Tian Bufan had also spoken, Wei Shan was reluctant, but he still responded gruffly.
It was at this moment that Lin Yi suddenly felt a cold aura emanating from Li Huiyuan's body. He quickly looked at Li Huiyuan and was shocked to find that Li Huiyuan's head was turned towards him, and her body was also in a frozen state.
Beside Li Huiyuan, at this moment, stood a green-aproned chef whose head was somewhat flattened. This green-aproned chef widened his eyes, licked his tongue, and wandered around Li Huiyuan, his wanton, rampant, and infatuated gaze constantly looking her up and down, drool flowing from the corners of his mouth, exuding a fishy and foul odor.
He looked at Li Huiyuan at this moment, as if he saw a beautiful work of art, no… a delicious and exquisite dish.
"Li Huiyuan?!" Lin Yi's heart tightened, and he immediately understood that she must have looked over because he and Wei Shan were talking, and when she looked over, she accidentally saw that dark area, and then her gaze was attracted and fell into that uncontrollable abyss of illusion.
"Li Huiyuan!" he said in a low voice, patting her shoulder at the same time.
"Hiss…" Lin Yi frowned, gritting his teeth and muttering, "So cold?"
Li Huiyuan's body immediately trembled, her eyes flickering, and her faintly scattered pupils immediately focused and recovered. After a few breaths, she eased up.
"I…? ! I just now…?" Li Huiyuan's hand shook, almost causing the tray to fall.
Lin Yi quickly helped her steady it, and said sternly, "Let's talk after we leave the cafeteria!"
"Uh… okay!" Li Huiyuan was still in shock. At this time, her brain was slightly down, and she listened to Lin Yi in everything.
"Listen to me, there will be a green hat… a green-aproned chef chasing you later. After you drop the tray, don't worry about anything. Just sprint towards the exit of the student cafeteria. Run as fast as you can."
Lin Yi pointed to the exit of the student cafeteria.
"Do you understand?"
"Understood…"
"It's good that you understand."
"Three, two, one… drop!"
Clang!
The sound of neatly placed trays rang out at the utensil recycling area, followed by Lin Yi's voice like a starting gun: "Run!!!"
Several people directly opened their legs and rushed out, leaving Lin Yi behind.
"Isn't it…? ! So fast?" Lin Yi widened his eyes, eating their exhaust like he was pedaling a bicycle to death.
Fortunately, Li Huiyuan didn't run fast. Her pleated skirt uniform surged like waves "duangduangduang", like a world-famous painting.
Although Wei Shan put down his tray with them, he still managed to pull off some awesome operations…
At the moment he put down the tray, he first swung a tray and slapped away the green-aproned chef with a slightly flattened head, and then dropped the tray and quickly fled.
The No. 10 food purchase window rioted again. Several grub-like creatures twisted and drilled out of the gaps in the food purchase window, and then spread out like shaking a quilt into green-aproned chefs, and began to hunt down Lin Yi and the others.
"What… what are they? !" Li Huiyuan felt the crazy desire and greed from the green-aproned chef. The whole person suffered great psychological pressure and couldn't help but scream.
"Stop shouting! Run! Run faster!" Lin Yi caught up with Li Huiyuan, gave a low roar, and rushed towards the plastic curtain.
The green-aproned chef shuttled through the shadows like a ghost, rapidly closing the distance between them and Lin Yi and others, and a figure of a green-aproned chef quickly appeared behind Li Huiyuan…
"Little~ Tomato~ Stay here! ! !" The green-aproned chef's smile stretched to the roots of his ears, and sharp fangs like those carved from plaster were visible in his mouth.
Its voice caused Li Huiyuan's figure to momentarily stiffen like a magic sound. When Li Huiyuan recovered, the green-aproned chef's palm had already reached her back, grabbing down like a sharp blade!
"Damn!" Lin Yi cursed inwardly, reached out and yanked Li Huiyuan hard, and then the two of them crashed into the plastic curtain, stumbling and rushing out of the student cafeteria!
Even so, when Li Huiyuan was grabbed, she was still scratched on the back by the green-aproned chef's hand!
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