Rules-related weird stories: 4016
#147 - Can't find the store
So, Wei Liang instantly became enraged and began to yank even harder on the plastic wind curtain, while muttering under his breath:
"Damn, this wind curtain feels kind of heavy, huh? Could it be broken?"
He violently tugged at the plastic wind curtain, inadvertently entangling it around the head of the green-aproned chef, and then pulled the green-aproned chef directly down from his upside-down position…
"This thing is too flimsy!" Wei Liang's anger flared up, and he kicked the plastic wind curtain, his foot landing squarely on the face of the green-aproned chef who had just fallen.
With a "thud," the green-aproned chef slid across the floor, splattering half-chewed tomatoes everywhere.
"Tsk, seems like it really is broken!" Wei Liang bent down and rubbed his ankle, hissing and sucking in cold air, "It's all numb and tingly, like I kicked a freakin' iron plate…"
Lin Yi: "…"
Lin Yi quietly wiped a layer of fine sweat from his forehead, his gaze, filled with a strange expression, slowly withdrawing from the disfigured, human-spider-like green-aproned chef, muttering to himself:
"Dude… I don't think you're the one who kicked an iron plate…"
"What are you standing there dumbfounded for? Aren't we going to eat?" Wei Liang elbowed Lin Yi, speechless, shaking his head to signal them to enter the cafeteria.
Li Hui Yuan was also shocked by Wei Liang's miraculous feat, and she immediately pulled her foot back from the mud pit-like state, feeling extremely awed, realizing that she had misjudged Wei Liang, and that he was indeed a top-tier expert…
Only then did she look at Lin Yi: "Lin, I'm okay now."
"It's good that you're okay, let's go." Lin Yi didn't say anything more, and led Li Hui Yuan into the student cafeteria.
The instant he entered, he glanced at the clock on the wall.
16:13.
He looked at the time on his watch again, and it was also 16:13.
On the other side, the green-aproned chef, failing in his attempt, slowly crawled back into the shadows, leaving behind only a pool of tomato sauce, attracting some inhuman students to come and lick it up…
Li Hui Yuan slowly withdrew her gaze, closely following behind Lin Yi.
According to the original plan, Lin Yi was supposed to go to window number 3 to get food first, and then wander around the student cafeteria with his tray, looking for the location of the convenience store.
But now that he knew more detailed information, the plan naturally needed to be adjusted.
But there was still a point of doubt, which was that the student cafeteria was on the first floor of the dining hall, but the first floor of the dining hall was not entirely within the student cafeteria's area.
And the student rules and the blue-aproned chefs all said, "The convenience store is on the first floor of the dining hall," instead of saying, "The convenience store is on the first floor of the student cafeteria."
But Lin Yi had no choice. All he could do now was to stand within the "yellow line" within the scope allowed by the rules and try to find the location of the convenience store.
The cafeteria rules mentioned that one could leave the student cafeteria through the convenience store, so aside from the layer-level issue, the convenience store itself might not be directly connected to the student cafeteria.
Of course, the first priority was to filter out areas in the student cafeteria that had no lights but were covered by sunlight.
Of course, the cafeteria rules clearly stipulated: "Stay away from the dark areas of the cafeteria," but "no lights" did not mean "dark areas," because there was still sunlight, so there was no conflict here.
It could only be said that the expression was very subtle.
And the sun… was setting soon.
Lin Yi didn't know why the sun was setting earlier today than yesterday, as if it was intentionally targeting Li Hui Yuan, but he wasn't Superman, and he couldn't fly to the sun to pee on it because of this problem.
Lin Yi led Wei Liang and Li Hui Yuan towards the number 1 food purchase window.
The cafeteria faced south, and the food purchase windows were numbered 1 to 5 from left to right, so the area next to the number 1 food purchase window was the only area in the student cafeteria that could currently be illuminated by sunlight.
So Lin Yi pretended to be in line, but in reality, he was mingling in the crowd, observing the surrounding environment, and looking for an area without lights.
But he was disappointed. All the visible areas in the student cafeteria were covered by lights, and there was simply no area without lights.
Lin Yi's expression immediately became serious.
"If all the lights are always on, then it's impossible for there to be an area without lights!"
"Damn it, how do I break this situation?" Lin Yi couldn't help but rub his brow, feeling a wave of pressure.
"It's okay, it's okay if we can't find it." Li Hui Yuan's voice sounded from behind him, her tone very calm, as if she had seen through life and death.
But Lin Yi could feel the weight coming from Li Hui Yuan's hand.
She was actually very nervous, but she didn't want to say it.
Because she had the awareness of being cannon fodder.
"Don't worry." Lin Yi patted her hand, comforting her, "That blue hat might not be right, we can still walk around the student cafeteria according to the original plan and see."
"Yeah…" Li Hui Yuan nodded.
"You guys… are looking for… the convenience store…" A stiff, dry voice sounded faintly from above their heads.
The disfigured, human-spider-like green-aproned chef was crawling on the ceiling of the cafeteria, making a sinister, strange laugh.
Li Hui Yuan was instantly attracted by this voice and wanted to look up at it, but Lin Yi quickly released her hand and pressed his hands against her left and right cheeks, blocking her tendency to look up, while solemnly saying: "Trust me, we will definitely find the convenience store!"
Lin Yi kept winking at her, as if using a novel eyebrow language to say: Don't let it attract your attention! Ignore it! Ignore it!
Although Li Hui Yuan's state wasn't very stable and she was easily influenced, she wasn't stupid. Seeing this, she quickly revealed a firm gaze: "Okay, I understand!"
"It's good that you understand, are we still eating?" Wei Liang interrupted, pursing his lips, calling them from the front of the line, speechless, "Let's eat first! We can talk about anything else after we're done eating!"
"Coming, coming!" Lin Yi quickly responded, reaching out and patting Li Hui Yuan's shoulder, signaling her to maintain this mental state and not be disturbed by the green-aproned chef.
Then, he glanced at the side of the food purchase window and noticed that this time, there were no green-aproned chefs carrying tomatoes.
He turned his head and saw that several green-aproned chefs had appeared at the other food purchase windows, but only their number 1 food purchase window didn't have one.
"Could it be that only one green-aproned chef appears at each food purchase window at a time?" A guess arose in Lin Yi's mind.
He didn't pay any more attention to the green-aproned chefs, because, based on experience, they wouldn't provoke an attack from the green-aproned chefs until the act of "leaving the cafeteria" was carried out.
And other than that, as long as they remained vigilant enough and didn't fall into traps, all that was left were minor disturbances.
After Wei Liang swiped his card, Lin Yi followed suit to order food. The whole process went smoothly until he swiped his card, and was about to leave with his tray, when he realized that the humanoid spider seemed to have left the ceiling, and then… unexpectedly squatted beside his feet.
The green-aproned chef twisted its limbs, looking like a bizarre dog, but its attention wasn't on Lin Yi, but on Li Huiyuan.
"Order food, Li Huiyuan… why aren't you ordering food?"
The head of the green-aproned chef in the form of a humanoid spider was twisted 180 degrees by Wei Liang with the plastic wind curtain, and the distorted facial features kept squirming, constantly saying bewitching words.
"Your student ID… is here with me, here with me…"
It opened its mouth, and a half-section of a student ID card material floated in its throat like it was swallowing a sword, most likely it really was Li Huiyuan's student ID.
A strange look flashed in Li Huiyuan's eyes, but Lin Yi, who was holding his tray, quickly grabbed a box of yogurt from beside her and used words to call back her attention: "Do you want to drink yogurt? Have a little something to eat, we'll go find the convenience store later!"
He emphasized the words "convenience store", frantically hinting that she shouldn't be bewitched.
Even if that really was Li Huiyuan's student ID, so what? If it could be retrieved by this method, the head teacher wouldn't have kept silent.
And in the student cafeteria, any strangers other than students cannot be trusted, and should be ignored as much as possible, because you never know what form they will take to attract your attention.
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The recovery of the student ID is more likely a trap.
Li Huiyuan's body trembled, and she immediately realized the hidden terrifying crisis.
Her safe state was extremely unstable, and perhaps she couldn't be attacked by the green-aproned chef for some reason, but no one could say when this unstable security status would completely disappear, maybe… it would be the moment she responded to the green-aproned chef's information.
"Thank you." Li Huiyuan took the box of yogurt and left the ordering window with Lin Yi.
The green-aproned chef tried to follow them, but the lights in the dining table area of the student cafeteria were too bright. It desperately wanted to get closer, but was eventually dissuaded by the lights, and then could only curl up in some areas with some shadows, watching Lin Yi and the others like a poisonous snake.
Lin Yi, who was slowly walking between the dining tables, occasionally took the opportunity to glance at the location of the green-aproned chef, then frowned and muttered: "This won't do… that thing is staring at us!"
"Why don't you, Liangzi, first… damn, where's Liangzi?"
"He… sat down when he passed by that empty seat just now…" Li Huiyuan weakly pointed to the dining table not far away.
Lin Yi: "…"
"Forget it, don't worry about him."
Wei Liang has his own set of tactics, which are not suitable for others but have miraculous effects for himself. Most of the time, Lin Yi doesn't need to worry at all.
"Then we…?"
"It's still early, let's walk around in the student cafeteria first to see if we can find the convenience store, or… the sports students."
"Um… okay."
…
16:34, first floor of the student cafeteria.
Lin Yi, who had been looking for the convenience store in the student cafeteria for nearly twenty minutes, went back to the original place after wandering around.
"Didn't find it?" Wei Liang had already finished eating, and glanced at them.
"Yeah… even Xu Shunkang and the others haven't been found." Lin Yi sighed dejectedly, and put the cold food on the dining table, "Didn't you encounter anything strange… uh, I mean, you finished eating so smoothly?"
Wei Liang said disdainfully: "With you attracting firepower, what danger can I have? Even if there is, it's a blind spot."
"Blind spot…?" Lin Yi suddenly raised his eyebrows, thinking that Wei Liang had foreseen something in advance and was giving me a hint?
Seeing Lin Yi like this, Wei Liang's mouth was crooked: "Don't fucking over-interpret, even if I have some tricks, it won't be so outrageous, right? Relax and eat first, maybe the convenience store will jump out by itself after eating?"
Wei Liang said and got up with his tray.
"Are you leaving?" Lin Yi asked in surprise, and Li Huiyuan also looked at him puzzled.
Wei Liang pointed outside the student cafeteria, and then pointed to his right eyelid: "It's getting dark earlier today, I feel like the weather won't be too good, and… my right eyelid has been twitching, I have a bad feeling, anyway, I'm going back to the classroom first, you guys hurry up."
"If you really can't find it, go back to the classroom to find the head teacher, maybe there are other ways? The student rules didn't say something about not staying overnight, maybe there's still hope."
After Wei Liang finished speaking, he picked up the tray and left. When he finished putting away the tray, a series of riots really broke out in the No. 10 ordering window, and then a green-aproned chef drilled out from inside and began to chase Wei Liang.
Wei Liang shivered, and ran away, escaping from the student cafeteria before being caught up by the green-aproned chef.
Looking at Wei Liang's back, Lin Yi pondered: [Liangzi was indeed targeted by the green-aproned chef… but he seemed to be fine on the first day, is it because he eavesdropped on our conversation too much, so he is also 'out of control'?]
But Lin Yi believed that Wei Liang's problem was probably not this.
Because on the night when Wei Liang hadn't been targeted yet, Wei Liang's performance was even more abnormal than him when he returned to the dormitory.
[Speaking of which, it's actually difficult to judge whether the green hat was chasing me that time… or whether both Liangzi and I were being chased.]
He remembered that there was a strange noise behind him. He vaguely saw a green-aproned chef coming out of the No. 10 ordering window, and then he started running without caring about anything. He didn't know if another one had come out behind him, chasing him and Wei Liang separately.
Seeing Lin Yi squinting and eating silently, Li Huiyuan couldn't help but clench the yogurt in her hand, then inserted the straw and started drinking, frowning tightly, with a heavy heart.
At this moment, a plate was placed opposite Lin Yi and Li Huiyuan.
Lin Yi frowned slightly. When he looked up, he saw a bloody heart in the plate. Semi-dried blood and blood stains covered the plate, and a pungent bloody smell slowly drifted out, making him feel nauseous.
[Don't mess around, that's a tomato.]
Lin Yi muttered in his heart, glanced around at his food, and when he returned his gaze to the other person's plate, the bloody heart was gone, replaced by a tomato covered with sparkling water droplets.
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