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#284 - The Fake Man Li Kai and Liang Liangzi (1000 words more!)
That icy feeling seemed to carry a venom, relentlessly corroding his bones and flesh, causing a faint numbness in his arm.
After the green-aproned chef was elbowed aside, the right side of its chest caved in directly, and half of its body was covered in porcelain-like cracks, yet it didn't shatter.
It was like a Terminator without pain, shaking its body and regaining its mobility.
However, its target wasn't the gym rat, but Li Kai, who was showering.
But strangely, it didn't directly attack the defenseless Li Kai behind the waterproof curtain; instead, it reached out and patted the curtain, and then, when it spoke, it imitated the gym rat's voice, shouting:
“Li Kai! Are you done yet! Come out quickly! Some dirty things have come! I can't handle it, come help me!”
Strangely, its tone was extremely anxious, making it impossible to tell whether it was really the gym rat speaking, but its facial expression was numb and dull, like a heartless copycat.
“Get lost!” The gym rat growled, adjusted his body, and kicked the green-aproned chef hard.
“Xiao Li, don't get distracted, quickly wash your hair, I can handle it!”
“Dude, Lao Yan, are you really okay?” Li Kai panicked, “This is the first time I've encountered something like this, don't scare me!”
“Shut up, think about the notice! Don't come out until you've finished washing!” Lao Yan roared.
After several exchanges, Lao Yan gradually became anxious, he faintly sensed something was wrong.
If it were any other green-aproned chef, it should have been killed already, but the green-aproned chef in front of him was extremely tenacious, even though its body was covered in cracks, and it seemed like it would shatter with another hit, it just wouldn't break no matter how he hit it.
It was like a piece of xylitol that had been stepped on, full of cracks, but still very hard inside.
“Something's not right, something's very wrong!” Lao Yan's expression was solemn, his palm clenched, and sky-blue steam began to condense in his palm, faintly forming the outline of a baseball bat.
The green-aproned chef's attention finally shifted from Li Kai to him, it looked at the baseball bat outline in his hand, and a trace of ripple finally appeared in its dull, gray eyes.
It gave up leaving and instead began to rush towards Lao Yan, not giving Lao Yan a chance to "complete the spell."
Just as the green-aproned chef was about to rush in front of him, the baseball bat in Lao Yan's hand finally took shape, he gripped the baseball bat tightly with both hands and slammed it hard on the green-aproned chef!
「Crack—」
The sound of shattering was clearly audible, the green-aproned chef's body began to shatter at a speed visible to the naked eye, but its palm firmly grabbed Lao Yan, ten fingers piercing into Lao Yan's forearm like ten sharp knives, and then it forcibly broke Lao Yan's arm!
“Ah—”
Lao Yan let out a painful roar, at this moment Li Kai finally panicked, he forgot some rules that should have been followed, and hurriedly grabbed a towel to wipe his head before finishing washing his hair, and at the same time raised his head and subconsciously reached out to pull the waterproof curtain.
“Lao Yan!”
He exclaimed anxiously, but when he reached out, he found that he couldn't pull the waterproof curtain…
The waterproof curtain that should have been in front of him… was gone.
He looked down and saw that there was no non-slip floor mat under his feet, only a cold, dark patch of stone…
「Splash—splash—splash—」
He heard the sound of splashing water, but it wasn't the sound of water in the bathroom, but more like the sound of some kind of water splashing on the rocks.
Before he could concentrate, the limited field of vision observed by the corner of his eye began to undergo distortions and stretches beyond recognition, his brain felt dizzy, and the self-awareness in his mind couldn't keep up with the information captured by his vision, a huge sense of difference began to attack his heart, slowly swallowing him like an abyss…
… …
Inside the shower area, Lao Yan's forearm was broken, and blood spurted out, with a hint of sky-blue aura in the crimson.
He covered his broken arm with his other hand, his body was covered in cold sweat, his face was pale, and his lips were uncontrollably trembling.
His body was still shaking不停, but he tried his best to keep himself calm, as if using willpower to suppress the huge tearing sensation at the wound.
But the green-aproned chef on the other side didn't have this kind of “trouble”, after being knocked to the ground, its shattered body gradually returned, it grabbed the baseball bat that hadn't had time to fully form due to the urgency of time, and smelled its aura like smelling flowers.
It could be seen that sky-blue steam began to dissipate from the baseball bat, and gradually became more and more illusory, until it completely disappeared.
And all the sky-blue steam carried in the baseball bat was sucked clean by the green-aproned chef.
It licked its lips, the cracks on its body were still there, but it still maintained its human form, and the areas that had been collapsed by the impact were saturated, as if regenerated.
It stepped with stiff steps, making that kind of 「rustling」 sound, gradually approaching Lao Yan…
Lao Yan knew that he was no match, his eyes frantically searched for a path, trying to find a way to escape from here and seek help from other classmates, but when he exerted force to sprint, the green-aproned chef, who had been slow to move, seemed to have suddenly gained mobility, quickly intercepting him, using an injury-for-injury method to accurately knock him back into the shower area.
Lao Yan shouted loudly, but the sound seemed to be frozen, unable to be transmitted at all.
Gradually, a look of despair appeared in Lao Yan's eyes.
He gritted his teeth and rushed into a certain bathroom, turning on the shower.
「Chih—splash—splash—」
Under the gurgling water, constantly washing his body, his body seemed to erupt with the last flame, rising with sky-blue steam.
He reached out and rubbed the waterproof curtain quickly, not knowing what he was doing.
After a while, the waterproof curtain was pulled open with a 「splash」, the green-aproned chef's eyes were empty, with a strange smile reaching to the roots of its ears, silently looking at him:
“Classmate… do you want to eat a tomato… to replenish your strength?”
“I'll replenish your old Mu!” Lao Yan reached out and wiped his broken forearm, the broken forearm bone was sharpened by him to be extremely sharp, like a dagger deeply piercing into the heart of the green-aproned chef!
It turned out that he had no intention of suppressing the injury at all, from the moment he realized something was wrong, he had already made the decision at this moment.
No one knew what kind of pain it took to grind his broken arm bone into a sharp spike, but Lao Yan did it, he roared, saliva mixed with blood foam gushing out of his mouth, he was like a victorious lion in a duel, venting his anger with a roar.
All of his sky-blue steam began to surge, pouring into the green-aproned chef's body like a flood!
“Do you like it?! If you like it, suck enough, you little bastard!!!”
Lao Yan roared, his body gradually lost its temperature, becoming like a cold stone, and the green-aproned chef finally began to show signs of petrification from the inside, and eventually the two of them all became sculptures, standing side by side in the bathroom…
「Chih—」
The water sprayed from the shower wet them, gradually, these two stone sculptures were covered with cracks, and shattered, becoming pure white sculpture fragments all over the ground.
However, with the “death” of this green-aproned chef, the ice and cold on the ground did not disappear, and seemed to have spirituality, faintly surging towards the bathroom where Li Kai was…
I don't know how long it had passed, a pale palm stretched out from behind the waterproof curtain, grabbed a few times in the air, and then grabbed the edge of the waterproof curtain.
「Swish—」
「Li Kai」 pulled open the waterproof curtain, stepped out of the bathroom, and the cold aura rushed into his soles like it had found a vent, and then all of it merged into its body.
“I… am called Li Kai… my gym rat certificate is… is…” It looked at its palm, its eyes a little dazed.
“Forget it… forget it…”
It muttered to itself, wrapped its body in a bath towel, and slowly walked out of the shower area, heading towards the locker.
Just as it walked out of the shower area, a figure slowly walked from the direction of the gymnasium entrance.
“Damn! Taking a big shower is really comfortable~” The figure that appeared was none other than Wei Liang, who went to the swimming pool shower area to take a shower, judging by his appearance, it seemed that he had even washed his hair.
“The gym rat brothers are really all talented, and they speak so nicely, they invited me to watch over my hair washing…”
"Unlike the gymnasium, where everyone is eyeing my small frame with predatory gazes... uh...?"
Wei Liang, who was muttering to himself, looked up and saw the Pseudo-human Li Kai, their eyes meeting.
Both of them were stunned for a moment.
"Damn, it's that kind of look... a soulless gaze with a hint of X-rated desire, what a pervert..."
Wei Liang ignored him and walked towards a locker.
"Old Lin, oh Old Lin, your brother is here for a surprise inspection!"
As he was walking, the Pseudo-human Li Kai also came over from the shower area, about to meet Wei Liang face-to-face.
In the next instant, just as the two were about to pass each other, the Pseudo-human Li Kai suddenly attacked, delivering a backhand chop straight to the back of Wei Liang's neck.
But in that split second—
"A— Achoo!!!"
Accompanied by a violent sneeze, Wei Liang subconsciously covered his nose with both hands and bent forward, perfectly avoiding the chop.
At the same time, due to the movement of his body, his butt stuck out a short distance, hitting the Pseudo-human Li Kai's kidney precisely. The latter was caught off guard and was sent flying a considerable distance, staggering back to the passage leading to the exit.
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If he hadn't grabbed the wall, the Pseudo-human Li Kai would have fallen flat on his face.
"Ouch... what the hell, it's cold and hot, a chilly feeling... is this a sign of a cold?" Wei Liang subconsciously rubbed his nose, then stroked his arm, muttering while looking in the direction of the shower area.
Only then was he attracted by the Pseudo-human Li Kai's movements, glancing at him and kindly saying, "Hey, classmate, you're too careless when walking. Be careful next time, don't fall."
Fear flickered in the Pseudo-human Li Kai's eyes as he touched his kidney, leaving the passage in a flustered manner.
Watching the Pseudo-human Li Kai leave, Wei Liang slowly withdrew his gaze, remaining silent.
"..."
...
May 9, 2023, 13:12, Gymnasium.
Lin Yi placed the cloth bag on the ground, panting and putting his hands on his hips, reaching out to wipe the sweat from his face.
Li Hui Yuan was still planning to scrape off some sweat, but Lin Yi's subconscious action caught her off guard, and she couldn't help but pout slightly.
The Boss glanced at the clock in the gymnasium, then looked at Lin Yi, saying with some dissatisfaction, "Your first round trip took nearly half an hour. Although it's a bit slower than I expected, it still counts as guiding some 'Ashes' into your body, barely qualifying as a warm-up... but it's still not quite enough for a proper warm-up..."
Lin Yi nodded secretly. The Boss's evaluation was very pertinent. During the carrying process just now, he wasn't very satisfied with his performance either, especially in the latter half of the return trip. He always felt like his strength was being drained, as if the power in his body was evaporating and not being replenished quickly enough.
The Boss continued, "Next, we'll move on to regular training... Hmm?"
She vaguely sensed something and looked towards the entrance of the gymnasium...
There, she saw a sneaky figure that had appeared at some point, like someone peeking their head out but not quite knowing what they were looking for.
Lin Yi was stunned at first, then followed her gaze and couldn't help but widen his eyes, exclaiming, "Eh, Liangzi?"
"Hey, Liangzi!" Lin Yi greeted excitedly.
The sneaky figure immediately stiffened, then silently retreated...
"Old Lin, oh..." Wei Liang said with a forced smile, "Well... you're training, I have something to do, so I won't bother you..."
He had actually arrived just now. He had intended to show his face, but when he saw Lin Yi undergoing hellish brick-moving training, he was so scared that he shrank back. Even after Lin Yi finished carrying, he was still hesitating whether to go out and say hello or not.
After all, he had already come.
Moreover, he was still hoping that the Boss could arrange a beautiful swimsuit-wearing female expert to swim with him later...
Otherwise, if he didn't go out now and suddenly showed up during swimming, his intentions would be too obvious.
Although Wei Liang was deeply influenced by H-manga's "the male and female protagonists' in-depth communication never exceeds three pages of plot," his views were still very normal, and he clearly distinguished between his XP for 2D and his real-life needs for 3D.
However, looking at Lin Yi's sweaty appearance and the pile of cloth bags at their feet, the retreat drum in Wei Liang's heart was still beating non-stop. As a result, he was stuck at the door, like, "I came in, eh, I went out again, eh, I came in again, ah, I went out again"—until the Boss noticed him.
Wei Liang was apprehensive, giving a dry laugh, "Well, Old Lin, you go ahead and chat with the Boss... I'll go swimming!"
The forced smile on his face was still strong. After saying that, he wanted to slip away as fast as possible.
Li Hui Yuan curled her lips. What did he mean by chatting with the Boss? Wasn't she, Hui Hui, a sports student now? Couldn't he see her?
She snorted in her heart, but didn't give Wei Liang a chance to escape, bouncing over and smiling, "Senior Wei Liang!"
"Oh my god, how did I forget about this!" Wei Liang jumped three feet high. His male intuition told him that Li Hui Yuan, who was approaching at this time, was definitely not a good person.
Sure enough, he saw Li Hui Yuan smiling and saying, "Let's train together! Senior Liangliangzi!"
"Damn, don't come over here!!!" Wei Liang's face was filled with horror, his entire face turning into an emoji.
"Wei Liang, right." The Boss spoke, her calm voice seeming to reveal a hint of icy air. Wei Liang's style was instantly frozen into an ice sculpture.
"Hehe hehe... it's me, Boss... obviously you still remember me!" Wei Liang held his hands in front of his chest, like Tom the cat in cartoons showing a flattering face, his eyes blinking, looking ingratiating.
The Boss glanced at him, a subtle light flashing in her eyes: "Since you're here, you might as well practice a little."
Wei Liang's flattering smile instantly collapsed, his face wearing a mask of pain: "Okay, here I go..."
Wei Liang, oh Wei Liang, for the sake of having a beautiful girl to swim with later, you have to hold on...
The Boss is accompanying Old Lin, so the girl Li Hui Yuan should be accompanying me, right...?
Not bad, not bad...
Barely acceptable...
Wei Liang was frantically preparing himself mentally. By the time he arrived in front of the cloth bags, his heart was already "clear as ice, unmoved by the collapse of the sky."
However, he heard the Boss's red lips part slightly, calling out a name that made Wei Liang's small frame tremble: "Little Zhouzi."
A muscular man who was doing a handstand near Xu Shun Kang suddenly shuddered, accidentally falling to the ground: "Damn... could it be that the Boss heard me gossiping about Lin Yi behind his back?"
"Don't be nervous... it's probably just to ask you to lend a hand." Xu Shun Kang pulled on the rings, squeezing out a weak voice from between his lips.
"Okay, I, Old Xu, believe you..." The muscular man Little Zhouzi got up from the ground, nodding and bowing, raising his hand, "Hey~ Boss! Little Zhouzi is coming~"
"Hey, Old Zhou, if the Boss beats you up, don't drag your brothers down with you..." Xu Shun Kang said without changing his expression, using "voice transmission."
Little Zhouzi staggered, his heart full of bitterness—Hey, don't play like that!
Wei Liang was also full of bitterness, his heart even more collapsed and tearful than Little Zhouzi—Oh~ No!! It's him again!
That muscular man!
Last time, this guy put his pair of refreshing big shoes on his feet with a strange accent!
One of the reasons he was being sneaky just now was because he saw this guy, and he had even predicted this "timeline" in advance, but he didn't expect that his prediction would come true, and he couldn't escape this ending...
No, this is not the ending, this is just the beginning.
Feeling a surge of passionate wind coming towards him, Wei Liang turned his head to look at Li Hui Yuan with resentment: "I will really thank you."
Li Hui Yuan made a peace sign: "You're welcome~ Senior Liangliangzi~"
Thanks to the Alliance Master "Round Moon and Clear Radiance," book friends "usjdnshhs," "Lin skylark," "Wounded Feather Will Burn Out," "SUPK," and "ReahRosabel" for their rewards!!
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