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#407 - Dormitory Manager X0230507012
Chapter 397: "Dorm Manager - X0230507012"
Even more absurdly, a strange thought began to form in Lin Yi's mind. He seemed to be trapped in some kind of perverted train scenario, and he was now the delicate prey…
"What the hell? I'm the innocent man here?"
"Damn, this isn't right… Can she go there too?"
When he thought about her eyes reading in the elevator, so clear, innocent, and a little ignorant, how could the contrast be so strong now?
Lin Yi gasped. Could it be that all quiet, bookish girls are this kinky underneath…?!
Could she have been reading H-manga back then…?
The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more wrong it felt.
"Damn it, no way, absolutely not!"
He had to fight back!
So he straightened his back and fiercely met the dorm manager's gaze with his own. Come on, H-manga showdown!
Did she think he was still that innocent, naive boy? Was the influence of the Bright-style H-manga bombardment technique fake?
He was back on campus now. Everyone was an individual. He had survived Nightwalkers, Smiling Angels, and Alien Angels. He wasn't afraid of strange objects, so why would he be afraid of a person?!
Thinking of this, Lin Yi also felt a bit mischievous. He glanced at the time on his watch, then swept his eyes over the floor indicator, and slowly approached the dorm manager…
"Y-you, don't come over… What do you want?" The female dorm manager suddenly panicked. A lone man and woman in an elevator was really dangerous, even if he was holding a… person. But that was just an accessory; it was useless.
"I didn't do anything. What, what's going on…" The man barked, frantically groping around in his panic, and accidentally grabbed Lin Yi's leg, hugging it tightly while constantly crying out, "I'm so scared, I'm so scared…"
Lin Yi was speechless. He thought, 'Damn, there are experts everywhere.'
"I, you, I… Shut up! I'm not talking to you. If I don't call you, don't talk!" The female dorm manager was getting anxious. Who was talking to him? Couldn't he just huddle quietly in the corner? This was really dangerous!
"Okay, kid…" Lin Yi patted the boy's face. "Let go…"
"I won't let go, I won't let go…" The boy was clearly still frightened, grabbing onto the leg, not caring whose it was.
"My principle is to act rather than talk. I'll count to three. Either you let go, or I'll act…" Lin Yi looked at him coldly, then said, "…Three."
The boy trembled and released his grip in fright.
Lin Yi ignored him and looked at the female dorm manager.
It was strange, but perhaps after spending so long in the art building and being subjected to its "influence," he felt that after starting his return journey from the clock tower, many of his behaviors, apart from his thoughts, were not like a "person."
But when he left the art building, especially now that he was interacting with "people" again, he felt like he had truly "come alive," experiencing human behaviors and emotions, rather than being a cold, ruthless humanoid terminator.
Speaking of which, compared to being able to tear the flesh from his arm without flinching, he seemed to prefer the pain of being kicked by the boss and grimacing.
It was strange. Some people did inhuman things when they were human, while others were already nostalgic for being human before they even stopped being human…
"You…" The female dorm manager finally spoke. "How long have you been a dorm manager?"
"Oh?" Lin Yi was slightly taken aback.
The female dorm manager said, "According to the 'Dorm Manager Rules,' I request to verify your dorm manager number… I am 'Dorm Manager - X0230507012.' What is yours?"
"'Dorm Manager Rules'? Verify number?"
Lin Yi had a flash of inspiration and "truthfully" replied, "I am 'Dorm Manager - X0221119003.'"
The female dorm manager's face paled upon hearing this. "X022…?! You… you've been doing this until now?"
Lin Yi opened his mouth, wondering how to answer. Logically, he shouldn't have been able to do it for so long, right…?
After all, this dorm manager was special. After becoming a Smiling Angel, she was immediately sealed in the wall of the clock tower's stairwell. It was like a mosquito trapped in amber, a frozen beauty captain. The birth year might be right, but how much time had passed in between was unknown…
Seeing that Lin Yi didn't answer, the female dorm manager asked timidly, "So… is it really impossible to leave the campus?"
"I… I don't know." Lin Yi shook his head. How would he know about such a thing…?
But this scene, in the eyes of the female dorm manager, was interpreted in another way. After all, in her mind, this guy was a senior veteran who had been a dorm manager for over a year.
After all, she had only been doing it for two days and knew how big the problems were. To be able to do it for more than a year was truly awesome.
If Lin Yi heard her inner thoughts, he would probably roll his eyes to the sky.
The female dorm manager said weakly, "When I signed up, I also heard some seniors say, 'Don't come, no matter what'… But I didn't believe them. Now it seems I really shouldn't have come…"
"Then why did you come?" The elevator was still running, and Lin Yi asked, "For the money?"
If a person with low inspiration safely passed seven days and then took away 30,000 yuan, it would indeed be a lot of money.
He originally thought he could get 30,000 yuan like a useless person, but now there were some problems…
The female dorm manager nodded. "If I had 30,000 yuan, I could apply for Master Matthew's 'On the Revelation of Stellar Secret Patterns to the Barren Present World' academic research class…"
"Damn!" Lin Yi's heart skipped a beat, and he almost couldn't catch his breath.
Here it comes again! Here it comes again!!
First, there was Li Huiyuan's 'Mysterious Genealogy,' and now there was this female dorm manager's stellar studies. Was the outside world really that crazy? Why was it different from the world he knew?!
"Um… Senior, are you okay?" The female dorm manager saw that Lin Yi was a little out of sorts and couldn't help but ask.
"It's okay, it's okay…" Lin Yi quickly smacked his lips. "Stellar studies… it is indeed quite difficult."
Seeing Lin Yi speaking in her area of expertise, the female dorm manager's eyes lit up. "Senior, do you understand it too?! The universe and starry sky hold infinite mysteries. Some stars have traversed time, and their fluctuations form certain special stellar secret patterns. If you can get that kind of revelation, then… Uh, sorry, I lost myself… Um, Senior, what is your major?"
"Me? I am…" Lin Yi barked like a dog, blurting out, "I studied… 'Dream Building'!"
Lin Yi had a hammer specialty? No, wait, he did, architectural design! But saying it now would obviously be explosive... Moreover, he had originally just made something up, but after experiencing so much, the only thing he understood a little was "dream-building." He might as well just make up "dream-building." After all, the Night Watchers had told him about Dream Architects, so it's normal to have a Dream-Building major, right?
"'Dream-Building'... Are you talking about the third-level topic 'Dream-Building' in 'Dream Boundary Studies'?!" The female dormitory manager's eyes behind her glasses lit up with stars.
"I've heard that true dream masters can roam through dreams in some mysterious realms, exploring and discovering many unknown things, observing another magnificent world different from reality... Even, they can use dreams to influence reality..."
"Uh... it's possible, but it's a bit dangerous, and it's easy to lose the boundary between dreams and reality," Lin Yi stated the truth.
"So, you've 'built dreams' before?!" The female dormitory manager used honorifics, clasping her hands together excitedly, the chain in her hand clanging a little. "I heard that in the entire Alliance, there are no more than 100 dream boundary masters who can do dream-building. Could you be one of them?"
"Uh..." Lin Yi was stunned. Wait, is this still a niche and high-end major?!
Please, there are only a hundred in an alliance... Useless, useless, no wonder the city walls can't be repaired well. Turns out there are so few who can even build dreams, let alone repair them...
"I've only done it once or twice occasionally..." Lin Yi really wanted to end this topic quickly. He looked embarrassed, his eyes darting around.
But he suddenly noticed that the boy being led by the dormitory manager, although still looking scared, was frowning, seemingly listening intently to their conversation.
「That boy... seems a bit off.」 Lin Yi frowned.
He quietly reached into his backpack, deliberately pulling the zipper open a bit more, so that the scent of tomatoes would waft out a little.
At that instant, he clearly sensed the boy's body tremble.
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes. 「High-Level Perception」 activated, and he instantly discovered that the boy's throat was rolling slightly, obviously swallowing saliva.
「That guy is suspicious!」
Lin Yi slowly took out a tomato.
The female dormitory manager was startled and subconsciously shrank back a little, but her back was already against the elevator wall, and she couldn't retreat further.
Lin Yi ignored her and put the tomato to his mouth and took a bite.
He gently bit down, letting the tomato juice overflow from the corner of his mouth, while keeping a close watch on the boy's reaction.
He saw the boy trembling even more violently, but he could tell at a glance that the trembling was not fear, but excitement and suppressed desire.
「What's that guy's background? He doesn't seem like an ordinary contaminated trainee!」
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To have a craving for tomatoes means that he is at least deeply contaminated. Such a person would definitely eat tomatoes if they saw them in the cafeteria.
But he is now very restrained and hasn't completely lost his mind.
「Could it be because the old kerosene lamp is here, so he doesn't dare to act rashly...?」
「I understand, he's a newly born Imposter!」
Lin Yi came to a conclusion.
The so-called newly born Imposters are like the Imposter 「Nie Yun」 and Imposter 「Ge Qing」 he encountered that day. They are transformed after their identities are taken by Nightlings. They have no connection with Nie Yun or Ge Qing at all, only occupying Nie Yun's and Ge Qing's bodies and identity documents.
And because they have just completed the seizure of their identities, they are not afraid of the light from the streetlights at first. Perhaps that is why the Imposter in front of him can stay by their side.
「If it's convenient later, I'll kill it.」 Lin Yi thought of what Mu Daxian had said to Maozi. These things that can't be transformed into humans should be dealt with if possible.
The boss had said the same thing.
Lin Yi ate the tomato in a few bites, scraped the tomato sauce from the corner of his mouth back to his lips with his thumb, and then gently licked it off.
「Gulp...」
This time, the sound of swallowing saliva was exceptionally emotional.
But the problem is, this time it was the female dormitory manager who swallowed.
Lin Yi turned his head and looked over.
The female dormitory manager turned her head away, looking here and there, very guilty.
「Damn it, she really wants my body!」
Lin Yi secretly thought it was bad, but on second thought, it might not be a bad thing, at least she wasn't staring at the professional subject discussion anymore.
He asked, "Where are you going?"
The female dormitory manager said, "The library."
"You're also going to the library?" Lin Yi asked in surprise.
"'Also'?" The female dormitory manager was stunned. "You're alone, what are you doing at the library?"
"Uh..." Lin Yi thought for a moment, and the answer flashed through his mind at the speed of light, "...Secret."
"Okay..." The female dormitory manager obviously fell for this and didn't continue to ask.
Just then, he sensed that the elevator's speed suddenly decreased, and finally stopped completely.
「Ding—」
As soon as the elevator stopped, Lin Yi and the female dormitory manager looked at the floor display panel at the same time.
「Teaching Building - B-1 F」
"The teaching building's... 1st floor?!" The female dormitory manager exclaimed, and then seemed to realize something, quickly covered her mouth. At the same time, she turned her back, faced the corner of the elevator, and held the old kerosene lamp towards the outside of the elevator, as if holding some kind of anti-wolf spray.
「Is there a problem?」 Lin Yi also cautiously retreated to a corner of the elevator that was relatively inside, holding the old kerosene lamp like the female dormitory manager and turning his back, but even though he was facing the corner of the elevator, he still let the corner of his eye sweep a little towards the elevator door.
After all, the female dormitory manager didn't dare to look, but he didn't have anything to avoid now. No matter how dangerous it was, it was always okay to glance with the corner of his eye.
Within the scope of the campus, in theory, apart from encountering angel statues, there wasn't anything else that couldn't be solved.
「Clang—Click!」
The elevator door slowly opened.
Lin Yi narrowed his eyes.
Along with the opening of the elevator door, in the darkness, a pair of eyes appeared, a figure hidden in the darkness, like a sculpture. That eerie appearance, coupled with the sudden appearance of the scene, was very similar to the curator in the library murder case episode of the famous detective anime "Death Agent Conan."
And beside that figure, there were also many figures densely packed.
Each figure had wide eyes, their eyeballs rarely moving as if fixed by some powerful force. A fanatical flame burned in their eyes, surging with a kind of almost crazy obsession and desire, making people feel nervous and scared.
Their faces were strained with an exaggerated expression, their muscles stretched to the roots of their ears as if pulled by an invisible force, making those expressions look stiff and eerie.
「Eh? It's them!」
Lin Yi's heart skipped a beat. He was too familiar with these people. Aren't they the Imposter sculptures in the classroom!
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