Rules-related weird stories: 4016

"It's all to target those non-human students."

"After you tell the security guard, the security guard should go into other passages. If they find non-human students, they should deal with them, just like they dealt with the sculpture last night."

"And if my deduced conversion path doesn't have major problems, then perhaps they will also exhibit a characteristic close to that of sculptures when the layers fall, for example, after they are attacked by security guards, the blood flowing from the injured parts will turn into ketchup, and their hands and feet will turn into plaster... and so on, and so on, changes that defy common sense."

"Therefore, in order to avoid problems with our perception after seeing it, the cafeteria rules include the following sentence:

【If you choose to report to the security guard, please leave the cafeteria immediately after reporting. Absolutely do not stay, and do not be curious about the security guard's next actions.】"

"The purpose is to leave immediately after we report, so as not to see things we shouldn't see."

"Regarding the passage, I haven't found any other information for the time being. What about you? If not, let's continue to talk about the employee issue."

"No... wait, there is something else!" Lin Yi was about to say no, but immediately thought of the trash can placed at the entrance of the employee passage.

What he wanted to talk about was of course not the trash can, but the terrifying sounds coming from the employee passage that seemed to lead to the first basement floor of the cafeteria.

However, after he finished speaking, Tian Bufan said regretfully: "I've noted this point, but I haven't obtained any information related to the first basement floor of the cafeteria or the basement of the gymnasium."

"Before I find the corresponding path, I must maintain sufficient reverence for these places."

"However, since you mentioned the trash can, I do have some ideas."

"Speaking of trash cans..." Lin Yi pondered, "Trash cans should be a tool used to recycle food containing tomato elements. The final recycling destination should be the cafeteria. It is placed near the employee passage, perhaps to make it easier for the cafeteria staff to take it away."

"Eh! If you put it that way..." Lin Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, "Could the first basement floor of the cafeteria be the area for processing tomato elements?"

Tian Bufan said: "Possibly."

Lin Yi said in surprise: "Young Master Tian, you weren't like this before."

Tian Bufan was slightly stunned: "What?"

Lin Yi paused for a moment: "Never mind."

He, who was staring at the ceiling, couldn't help but narrow his eyes—

「Young Master Tian's information channels... definitely have problems!」

Tian Bufan on the other bed frowned slightly and remained silent: "…"

"So... continue?" he asked.

Lin Yi's voice came from the bed diagonally opposite: "Speak, of course, continue."

He glanced at the time.

23:01.

「There's still one hour...」

「No matter what Young Master Tian's information channel is, at least what he can confirm is correct.」

"Speaking of this, I have to mention the cafeteria's food problem." The problem with the trash can was only touched upon, and even Tian Bufan didn't have much to say, which means that either the problem is that simple, or there is insufficient information.

Tian Bufan said: "The purchase window, food, and employees are inseparable. Say whatever comes to your mind, and I'll see if I have anything to add."

"Okay." Lin Yi responded, then, while recalling the problems of the cafeteria, he said, "I have only been to the first floor of the student cafeteria so far."

"The student cafeteria has six purchase windows, namely purchase windows one to five, and a number ten purchase window hidden in a dark area without lights."

"I'll talk about the problem of purchase window number ten later, let's talk about the problems of the first few first."

"In the five purchase windows I saw, each window has three chefs with blue aprons as a fixed configuration."

"If a fourth chef appears, then this chef must be a chef with a green apron." This was the problem Lin Yi discovered when he repeatedly ordered meals, "And I think that the chef with the green apron should be converted from the chef with the blue apron."

"I don't know if it's my illusion or what, but I once saw two cafeteria aunties who looked exactly the same in a purchase window. One of them was wearing a green apron, and the other was wearing a blue apron."

"The cafeteria aunty with the blue apron didn't have a name tag, but she was serving food; the cafeteria aunty with the green apron had a name tag, but she was adding tomato scrambled eggs to the food served by the cafeteria aunty with the blue apron."

"From the beginning, I had a feeling that they were the same person."

"And just now, I'm even more certain of this judgment."

"They are the same person, but because they were polluted, they fell from the layer. The cafeteria aunty with the green apron that I saw is the state that the cafeteria aunty with the blue apron shows in that abnormal layer."

Tian Bufan, who was lying on the bed, couldn't help but smile faintly when he heard Lin Yi say such a judgment.

He didn't interrupt Lin Yi's words, but gave him time to think and speak.

Lin Yi did enter a state similar to "answering an exam paper", thinking and outputting text at the same time: "The cafeteria rules have clear rules regarding this issue."

【When purchasing a meal, if you find that an employee with a blue apron has added food containing tomato elements to your meal, please do not remind him that he has made a mistake.

But after you take the plate, please go directly to the cutlery recycling area and pour all the food into the recycling bin, and then go to other purchase windows to purchase the meal again.

During this process, please remember his employee number and inform the homeroom teacher after returning to the teaching building.】"

"Keywords, don't remind, throw away, remember the number, and then remind the homeroom teacher."

Before this, Lin Yi hadn't figured out the logic in the first sentence, subconsciously thinking that something bad would happen after reminding.

But now, he understood.

"The cafeteria aunty who has a problem will serve food containing tomato elements, and she is in a state of 'knowing that she has a problem' and 'believing that she has no problem'…"

He thought of the homeroom teacher.

The homeroom teacher who kept writing [I am the homeroom teacher] on the paper must be in that state of "knowing that he has a problem" and trying to "firmly believe that he has no problem" with an iron will…

One of the ways the homeroom teacher used to strengthen self-awareness and anchor himself was to constantly write [I am the homeroom teacher].

Lin Yi couldn't help but sigh with reverence.

He didn't know about the cafeteria aunty, but it was probably related to that morbid question of asking students if they ordered "tomato scrambled eggs."

The cafeteria aunty's self-awareness may need the help of others to stabilize, and there is no mention in the cafeteria rules what students "should do", only what "should not do".

"So the purpose of not reminding is to protect the cafeteria aunty, so that our reminder does not become the last straw that breaks her cognition."

"And throwing it away is to protect ourselves from the pollution of tomato-element food."

“As for reporting to the class teacher… Considering the cook is helping the class teacher deliver meals, informing the class teacher in advance should be to let the class teacher know who the problematic cook is, so they can prepare in advance.”

“I’m done, Young Master Tian.”

[Pa Pa Pa…] Tian Bufan couldn't help but applaud.

“This time, you spoke very well.” Tian Bufan smiled and said, “During dinner, I also encountered the situation you described, and what you said is almost identical to my speculation.”

“We don’t need to discuss this point any further, I’ll speak next.”

Lin Yi said, “Okay.”

Tian Bufan then said, “Since you just mentioned the cafeteria auntie issue, we might as well talk about the ‘employee’ issue next.”

“Cafeteria employees, setting aside the ‘convenience store owner’ who may or may not be within the scope of cafeteria employees, let’s just talk about the blue apron cook and the green apron cook.”

“First of all, we can be clear on one point: the green apron cook definitely represents something abnormal.”

“However, the blue apron cook cannot completely represent normalcy.”

“Secondly, according to the cafeteria rules, no cook should appear in the student dining area. In addition, there’s the cafeteria auntie issue you mentioned, as well as that sentence mentioned in the cafeteria rules—”

“[If you accidentally violate the above rules, please leave through the student passage as soon as possible, and then immediately enter the employee passage and seek help from a blue apron employee or security guard. You must present your student ID before seeking help.]”

“Combining these, we can draw a conclusion—under normal circumstances, in the cafeteria, the only people we can trust are the blue apron cooks at the purchase windows who are acting normally.”

“Besides that, all the other cooks are problematic.”

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“Known abnormal cafeteria employees that may appear include…”

“One, blue apron cooks who like to stuff tomatoes into other people's food, or replace other people's milk with tomatoes.”

“Two, green apron cooks hiding in the crowd and staring at us.”

“Three, blue apron cooks and green apron cooks appearing near the dish return area.”

“And… four, green apron cooks crawling out of purchase window number ten.”

“These four types.”

“However, even with the green apron cooks who clearly show malice towards us, I can’t deduce what their purpose is in doing so.”

“Is it just to attack us, or do they have other purposes? I don't know any of this at the moment.”

Lin Yi listened silently, then nodded, and then hesitated, “I encountered a green apron cook in the gymnasium.”

“Mm.” Tian Bufan responded, so calmly that Lin Yi felt uncomfortable.

“No… you just ‘Mm’ once, don’t you have anything to say?”

“I’m thinking.” Tian Bufan responded, but considering Lin Yi's feelings, he still said what he was thinking, “What you said… is very unreasonable.”

“But I did encounter them, saw it with my own eyes, encountered it myself, and… the boss even helped me out.”

Tian Bufan said, “You should know that the gymnasium is the base of the physical education department. As a ‘positive’ camp, it should have absolute deterrence against units like the green apron cook, which are obviously from the ‘negative’ camp.”

“In addition, with so many physical education students guarding the entrance of the gymnasium, it is impossible for a green apron cook to break in.”

Lin Yi also remembered the scene in front of the cafeteria before—Xu Shunkang, holding a baseball bat, had a natural advantage over the green apron cook, not to mention a group of physical education students guarding the entrance of the gymnasium.

“So you mean…?” he asked.

Tian Bufan was silent for a moment, and then, his voice slowly sounded, exuding a chilling sense of extreme calmness: “Unless… this green apron cook was ‘born’ from inside the gymnasium.”

“Born from… inside the ‘gymnasium’?!” Lin Yi gasped.

Tian Bufan’s words gave him a creepy sense of horror.

How could the gymnasium, the safest place, “produce” a green apron cook?!

“This… isn’t this too weird?”

Tian Bufan’s tone was frighteningly calm: “'Weird'? That’s just based on the unknown.”

“This can only mean that there is an extremely special link in the transformation path of the green apron cook.”

“However, since you were able to be targeted by a green apron cook in the gymnasium, then you have to be careful… the gymnasium may not be safe enough for you either.”

Lin Yi’s heart sank.

“Also… what’s going on with that ‘boss’?”

“Uh…” Lin Yi told Tian Bufan everything about meeting “Boss” without leaving anything out.

After listening, Tian Bufan couldn't help but smile: “I didn’t expect your newly recognized ‘boss’ to be quite righteous.”

“Yeah… haha…” Thinking of the scene of the boss delivering a kick, Lin Yi couldn't help but scratch his head.

From an angle that Lin Yi couldn't see, Tian Bufan glanced at him.

“Next, let’s talk about the purchase windows and area division.” Tian Bufan said, “The purchase windows don’t really have much to say, the key is the tenth purchase window.”

Lin Yi said, “I was very curious before. You also saw purchase window number ten, so how come you weren’t chased by a green apron cook?”

“How do you know I wasn’t chased?” Tian Bufan asked rhetorically.

Lin Yi’s mind immediately conjured up a picture of Tian Bufan running over there with a cold face, with a strangely shaped green apron cook chasing after him, cawing…

Fanzi, Fanzi, I can’t live without you, Fanzi… Caw caw caw caw…

Nothing else, the main thing is a sense of contrast.

“Puchi—” Lin Yi couldn't help but laugh. With this laugh, the bed shook a little.

The more he tried to restrain himself from laughing, the more serious his laughter became. Finally, amidst Tian Bufan’s silent face, he squeezed out a series of old-fashioned train-pressing-iron-rail-like [clang clang clang…] laughter.

“Purchase window number ten…” Tian Bufan said.

Lin Yi gradually stopped laughing and listened attentively.

“Purchase window number ten, the information is currently unknown. Although there are people lining up, I highly suspect whether it is actually a ‘purchase window’.”

“Assuming it is a purchase window, then what food does it provide?”

“Obviously, those non-human students are more interested in food containing tomato elements in our plates.”

“If they got food with tomato elements, why would they covet ours?”

Lin Yi suddenly said, “Young Master Tian, ​​are you saying… purchase window number ten, could it be the convenience store?”

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