Rules Strange Talk: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities

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Jiang Qin's roommate said, "Let's play hide-and-seek. Whoever can hide until 10 p.m. without being discovered will be the dormitory leader."

Jiang Qin took out some drawing paper and said, "I drew your portraits. If you don't let me be the dormitory leader, I will burn your portraits to the dead. The dead will haunt you at night and ask you to pay for your lives."

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Xiang Ma's roommate said: "The dormitory head must be physically strong. Whoever can run around the school for two hours will be the dormitory head."

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Two hours later it was already past ten o'clock. We couldn't enter the dormitory after ten o'clock. Did the trap have to be so obvious?

He waved his hand to Ma, "No, what's the point of being a dormitory head if you can run? You have to be able to drink well to take care of your roommates. Come on, whoever can drink the most will be the dormitory head."

He directly took out four kilograms of Erguotou from the space.

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Fang Gaojie's roommate said: "We stood in the middle of the dormitory and competed to see who could pee the farthest and who would be the dormitory leader."

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Fang Gaojie looked at their serious expressions and the corner of his mouth twitched.

You are the ones prohibited by Rule Five, right?

Sure enough, behind every outrageous rule there is an outrageous example.

Fang Gaojie flexed his muscles and said, "I think the dormitory head should at least be strong and healthy, so that the roommates can feel safe."

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Liu Lang's roommate said: "Let's take off our pants and see whose is bigger."

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(⊙ˍ⊙)There is something wrong!!

You are the ones that are prohibited by Rule Five, a bunch of perverts!

Oh my god, I'm in danger!

My roommate is a pervert!

Liu Lang, who was scrolling through his mind like crazy, appeared calm on the surface, "A dormitory head should be decent, at least he should be able to recite the Disciple Rules."

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The roommate took a sudden step back.

Liu Lang snorted inwardly: I have remembered you guys for a long time, the last few poor students.

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Zhou Zimo's roommate said, "Let's compete in foreign languages."

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You must be doing it on purpose! You must be doing it on purpose! You know I am the last in foreign language, so you must be doing it on purpose!

Zhou Zimo was furious inside, but he just looked a little dissatisfied. "The dormitory head doesn't need diplomacy. What's the point of being good at foreign languages? Let's compete in tongue twisters."

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Xia Xinmei's roommate said, "Whoever can jump down from here will be the dormitory leader in the high jump competition."

Xia Xinmei had a blank expression on her face: "I haven't jumped yet. Show me how to jump first."

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Bi Yi's roommate looked at him and said, "Let's compete..."

"No need to compete, I want to be the dormitory head."

Bi Yi looked serious.

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Roommate No. 1 retorted, “Self-nomination requires unanimous approval. You can’t take office without our vote. You have to compete with us.”

Roommate No. 2 suggested again: "We can compete..."

"No, I'm the monitor, you all have to listen to me."

Bi Yi picked up the class committee manual and said, "If you don't obey, tell the teacher tomorrow."

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Roommate No. 3 was not convinced, "Then why should you be the dormitory leader, and why should we vote for you?"

Bi Yi said seriously, "I'm the class monitor."

Roommate No. 1 retorted: "The class monitor is not qualified to be the dormitory leader."

Bi Yi said seriously, "I am number one in the class."

Roommate No. 2 argued: "Being number one in the class has nothing to do with the dormitory. The appearance of the dormitory depends on one's ability."

Bi Yi looked at him with eyes that cared for the mentally retarded. "I am the first place, I am the class monitor, isn't this a skill? If this is not a skill, then why don't you take the first place, don't you become the class monitor, don't you want to?"

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The three roommates were so angry that their faces turned black.

Roommate No. 3 objected again, “Even if you are the first place, even if you are the class monitor, you still have to compete with us to become the dormitory monitor.”

Bi Yi flipped open the handbook and said, "Write it down in your notebook and deduct points."

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You've had enough!!

Roommate No. 2 stuck out his neck and insisted, "Even if you lose points, you still have to compete with us."

Seeing how impatient they were, Bi Yi closed the manual and put it in his pocket.

"Alright, alright, tell me your trap. If it doesn't suit my taste, I won't fall into it."

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"What do you mean, are you saying we will frame you?!"

Roommate No. 3's face turned even darker with rage.

Bi Yi glanced at him and said, "Oh, you look so dark-faced, guilty, and a little angry. Are you broken? Do you want to prove yourself? I'll give you a chance. Vote for me to be the dormitory leader."

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Roommate No. 3 raised his hand, clenched his fist, and spoke through gritted teeth.

"We want to compete with you."

Bi Yi turned around and sat in her seat.

"Tell me, what are you competing for? I want to see if you can beat me. Why do you want to humiliate yourself?"

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Roommate No. 1 gnashed his teeth and said, "We invite the Pen Fairy. Whoever is recognized by the Pen Fairy will be the dormitory leader."

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Oh~ Please ask for external help, but I won’t give it to you.

Bi Yi crossed his legs and touched the head of the dog next to him. "Let's get rid of superstition first. I suggest a head-pulling competition. Count to 123 and start pulling out other people's heads together. Whoever's head lasts will be the dormitory leader."

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The audience all held their foreheads with their hands.

[As expected of Bi Yi, she is performing steadily today. 】

[My dear! How persistent are you in this matter of pulling out heads! ]

[I was so stupid. I actually thought he had become a good boy.]

[Hey! What are you talking about? When did Bi Yi become unbelievable? You have always been very well behaved, okay? Bi Yi is the most well-behaved baby (serious face)]

[Isn't Shi Chao's roommate going to compete to be the first? He should come and switch with Bi Yi's roommate.]

[My brother Bi is really cool. He takes the weird path directly, leaving the weird with no way to go. ]

[Doesn’t the school rule say that students cannot have physical contact? ]

[School rules state that once discovered, there will be severe punishment. The teachers are not in school right now, so who would have discovered it? Now we should follow the dormitory rules.]

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At this time, the weirdness was already twisted with anger.

His face and nose were crooked, and his fists were cracking from his clenched fists.

Bi Yi covered the dog's eyes and said, "Look, don't look, there is something dirty."

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The three roommates were so angry that their hair stood on end.

"Compare!"

"Let's compete!"

"Although you are very powerful, we are not weak either. The worst that can happen is that we will die together!"

The three roommates were obviously so angry that they were determined to drag Bi Yi into this matter at all costs.

Bi Yi stood up, closed and locked the dormitory door, turned around and rubbed his palms, "The countdown begins."

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Meanwhile, on the other side, Shi Chao continued his idiom chain game. After much discussion between him and his roommates, his roommates no longer objected. They felt that it was impossible for the three of them to lose against Shi Chao alone.

But as the game progressed, they gradually realized that something was wrong.

Shi Chao accelerated the pace, leaving his roommate with almost no time to think.

However, the pace continues to accelerate.

"Colorful." Shi Chao spoke very quickly. When the next roommate was about to search for words in his mind, he began to urge him.

"Answer quickly, 5, 4, 3, 2... 1, you are out, next one, quick!"

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