Rules Strange Talk: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities

The boss saw what Bai Wu had been doing in the past two years in the blink of an eye.

As Mu Chang said, Bai Wu does nothing but sleep every day.

Sleeping during the day is photosynthesis, and sleeping at night is absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

He just lay on a recliner in the yard, unmoved by the wind, rain, scorching sun, thunder or hail, and he considered it a way to strengthen his body.

There was indeed a woman who had been secretly spying on Baiwu for some time.

One day, this man sneaked into Bai Wu's courtyard and wanted to do something bad to Bai Wu.

Although Bai Wu was lazy, he was not a waste. The woman was strangled to death by his unrestrained power before she even touched him.

And the woman who is now shouting that she wants to be held responsible is a fake.

The boss glanced at the impostor's past.

It turned out that the woman had shown off to the counterfeit man before, and that woman said that Bai Wu was already with her.

Baiwu has an outstanding appearance and a special temperament. He also has his own small courtyard. He lives without moving, eating or drinking every day. He doesn't look like an ordinary person. It is normal for people in the nearby villages to have concerns about him.

The woman was so boastful and Bai Wu couldn't possibly refute her, so the rumors became more and more intense and the falsehood became true.

After the woman was strangled, no one in the village saw her again and they all thought she had died outside.

That's why this counterfeit dares to come to Bai Wu so boldly, wanting Bai Wu to be her scapegoat.

What a drama.

The eldest brother thought about it, he had experienced all kinds of calamities in the mortal world... he had experienced only the word love, so why not let Bai Wu be the scapegoat?

Thinking about it, the boss immediately deduced the feasibility.

Anyway, Bai Wu sleeps all day and night, and no one can get close to him. So lying down for decades and waiting for that woman to die can be considered as spending his whole life, right?

At this moment, Baiwu, who was dozing in the courtyard, suddenly opened his eyes.

Someone wants to harm me.

But it would be troublesome if I resisted, so forget it, I'll just harm him.

He closed his eyes again, completely ignoring the sobbing woman at the door.

It is daytime now and the sunlight is very glaring, making it difficult to sleep. Bai Wu just closes his eyes but his mind is still clear.

In his thought space, the weather is sunny and everything is surrounding him. He lies in the clouds and feels comfortable.

Suddenly, a voice sounded in his mind.

"That woman outside is useless. Get rid of her and don't let her blackmail you."

This is the boss's voice, and the boss doesn't sound very happy.

Well, then, move.

Bai Wu opened his eyes, raised his fingertips, and a tremendous force poured out, directly slapping the crying woman outside and sending her thousands of miles away. No one knew where she was, or whether she was dead or alive.

That's enough exercise for today.

Bai Wu closed his eyes and went to sleep peacefully.

In the Space-Time Bureau.

The eldest brother leaned back in his chair with his head tilted, thinking about it.

"Why not? Isn't it what mortals pursue throughout their lives to be together till old age?"

If a top student encounters a blind spot in knowledge and the conclusion he draws after careful calculation turns out to be wrong, he will be a little puzzled.

"Can't we just throw it away? It's not that important. It would be cleaner without it."

As soon as the boss expressed this wish, he received feedback.

"incomplete"

These two words were enough to make the boss understand the seriousness of the matter.

One can transcend the Tao but cannot replace it because one’s will is incomplete.

An incomplete road will cause all living beings to deviate from their track.

For example, people who were originally affectionate will gradually lose their original heart and be lonely for the rest of their lives.

From a personal perspective this is not a big deal, but the Tao cannot be viewed from a personal perspective. All living beings need the seven emotions to maintain balance.

The boss immediately arranged for several clones to make up for the missing parts.

…

Su Xing, who was in friendly exchange with a big demon in the demon-suppressing world, suddenly received news.

He was stunned.

Talk about love?

Me?

The boss must have his reasons for saying that.

Su Xing looked at the demon under his feet. It was a female, so he moved his foot away.

"Get up and try to seduce me again."

When Mei Yao heard this, she was delighted.

He immediately got up and used all his skills to show off his charm.

As a result, as soon as the magic field was opened, it was split into two halves by a sword energy.

“…”

“…”

Su Xing held his hand and said, "Sorry, it just came out of nowhere. Let's do it again."

The charm demon displays a higher level of illusion, which can evoke the most primitive desires in people.

Another ray of light suddenly appeared, and the illusion collapsed.

Charm: ???

Your most primitive desire is to slay demons and eliminate evil?

Su Xing was helpless, "I'm so sorry, do you have any other tricks?"

It's not just Su Xing that's having troubles.

Ming Zhan also received the news.

Although Ming Zhan was full of questions, he still completed the task very seriously.

He simply set up a stage for a martial arts competition to find a wife.

He stood there, looking majestic and energetic, and everyone who passed by stopped to take a look.

However, no matter whether male or female, no one on the stage could withstand his moves. He even tied his hands and kicked each kid one by one.

There was a large group of people lying in the audience. No matter how handsome or awesome he was, it was useless. Passers-by retreated a hundred meters away, fearing that they would get contaminated.

…

On the other hand, the young master organized a blind date party.

There is no restriction on gender, age or species, as long as anyone with a living being and intelligence can participate and choose their mate freely.

Many people came just to watch the fun.

The young master approached each customer very patiently. As a result, at the end of the whole show, there were several pairs of customers, but he remained as calm as a rock.

He went to seek advice from couples, but as soon as they saw him, they ran away, fearing that he would steal their partners.

After all, he really stood out in the crowd, and his every move was as elegant as that of an aristocrat.

It was well known that nobles were all engaged in marriage alliances. Everyone thought that this man was using them for fun, or was a hypocritical scumbag, a liar who played with people's feelings, or a human trafficker who lured his prey. In any case, his motives were definitely not pure.

The young master didn't gain anything, so he began to reflect on what went wrong.

The boss who saw the progress was also thinking, shouldn't this be an immediate success? How could it fail?

The young master is elegant and graceful, Ming Zhan is domineering, and Su Xing is handsome and elegant.

Any one of them is a very popular type.

How come everything turned over?

The boss looked through the employee list of the Space-Time Bureau, wondering whether to absorb it internally, but adhering to the principle of distinguishing between public and private affairs, he gave up the idea.

The employees' feelings towards him cannot be distorted, otherwise big problems will arise if a precedent is set.

I can't ask them for help, and I can't even let them know about this.

After considering all the causes and consequences, the boss conveyed his thoughts to Xiao Jiangxing.

Little Jiang Xing was acting like a good kid in front of his mother. Suddenly he received this task and immediately pulled Jiang Shuzhu aside to talk to her.

It would definitely be helpful to ask your mother, after all, she is married and has children.