Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

"This thing is really delicious!"

In the study, Mu Guiying was fooled by Diao Chan, and the smell of the meat box was really tempting, so she put away her guard, picked up one and ate it.

She looks so carefree, like a man.

In the original work of "The Romance of the Yang Family", Mu Guiying appeared in the same way. He first beat up Meng Liang and then captured Yang Zongbao. He felt that he was handsome and insisted on marrying him.

Then he met his future father-in-law Yang Liulang, and captured him without any explanation, and forced Yang Liulang to kneel down and call his aunt.

This reckless behavior is very similar to his current behavior.

But such a carefree and silly elder sister resolutely went into battle for the glory of the Tianbo Yang Mansion and the legacy of her husband Yang Zongbao. She became an invincible generalissimo and devoted her all to the Song Dynasty.

Looking at Mu Guiying who was swallowing the meat box, Li Yu picked up the teapot and poured her a cup of tea:

"Drink some water, don't choke."

"Thank you...are you really better than my master?"

It depends on whether Gouzi can bring out the characters in Fengshen or Journey to the West... Li Yu smiled softly and said without comment:

"What is great, so what if you are not great? All saints are just ants. There is no point in arguing about this."

These words made Diao Chan next to him brighten up.

What you said is so interesting. Write it down so you can say it in front of others in the future.

Mu Guiying also stopped chewing thoughtfully:

"My master also said something similar. You are indeed a god."

Well, starting from today, there is another fairy vest... Li Yu feels that he seems to be different in everyone's eyes.

Qin Qiong thinks he is knowledgeable, Wu Song thinks his loyalty is extraordinary, Diao Chan thinks he is omnipotent, Lu Bu thinks he is a pervert... bah, that doesn't count.

Now there is another fairy vest, and he has become a slash youth without realizing it.

Mu Guiying quickly finished the two meat boxes. Diao Chan opened the wet tissue box on the table, took one out and handed it over:

"This product can be used to wipe away oil stains on hands and face. It is very useful."

"Thank you, Fairy Diaochan."

The maid next to the deity should be called fairy... Mu Guiying regretted not learning the names of deities from her master, hoping it would not be rude.

This title made Diao Chan happy, but then she put away her smile.

A maid of a fairy shouldn't be able to smile just because someone calls her a name. Well, she should be elegant and reserved... But being called a fairy is really fun. Can I go out and laugh twice before coming back?

Mu Guiying grabbed a wet tissue and wiped her mouth first, then wiped off the oil on her hands, raised her hands and asked:

"The hero holding the double sword told me before that I was a character in a book and not a real person. Is this true?"

Erlang's teaching skills are not good. He denies others when he goes up. Who can listen to the class well?

Li Yu thought about it for a while and then said:

"Of course you are real, but the world you live in is fictitious and evolved through a storybook. Everyone's fate is determined."

After speaking, he pointed to the bookshelf behind him:

"Through these books, we can know about your birth, old age, sickness and death, joys, sorrows and joys. All your experiences can be found in the books."

Mu Guiying took a deep breath and looked at the bookshelf with a little more awe:

"Mr. Immortal, can I ask about your future achievements?"

Before Li Yu could answer, Diao Chan next to him said:

"You will become the generalissimo in charge of the three armies in the future, but your husband will die on the battlefield, your son will die on the battlefield, and your father-in-law and the elders of your husband's family will almost all die."

Mu Guiying opened her mouth:

"Did they...did they break the law?"

When she heard about the Generalissimo, she was still a little excited. The master said that as long as she waited in Muke Village, she would have adventures, and now it really came true.

But now that she heard that almost everyone in her husband's family would die, she couldn't help but think of violating the rules of heaven.

Only such a serious crime would lead to the tragic death of a whole family, right?

Li Yu looked at her and asked:

"Have you heard of Tianbo Yang Mansion?"

"Of course I know. The only family in the Song Dynasty that resisted the Liao Kingdom. I heard that the attack is now blocked. I don't know why."

I'm waiting for you to come out... Li Yu thought for a while and carefully told her the plot in the future.

Ever since Lu Dongbin helped Empress Dowager Xiao set up the Tianmen Formation, Yang Liulang's attacks had been repeatedly blocked.

At this time, a classic plot in classical novels appeared - moving to rescue soldiers.

The Yang family's reinforcements were naturally Yang Wulang, who became a monk. He had a group of monk soldiers under him who were extremely brave and fierce on the battlefield.

Although Yang Wulang is a member of the Yang family, since he has become a monk, he naturally cannot be summoned.

In fact, every time Yang Wulang came out of the mountain, he would put forward a condition.

The first time I went out to rescue a driver, I asked for a horse from the Eight Wise Kings. If I didn't give the horse, I wouldn't help.

Facing the Tianmen Formation this time, Yang Wulang put forward another harsh condition. His ax handle was rotten and he needed a dragon-subduing wood as an ax handle. Without the dragon-subduing wood, he would not leave the mountain.

As luck would have it, Dragon Subduing Tree grows on the mountain behind Muke Village.

Meng Liang came to ask for it, but was beaten severely. Yang Zongbao came to ask for it, but was captured by Mu Guiying, who took advantage of her. He was tied to the mountain and forced to get married.

When speaking of this, Mu Guiying had a matter-of-fact expression:

"This is how bandits get married. If you like it, you can kidnap them. Don't you think so?"

Li Yu: "..."

It’s no different from the caves that primitive people liked when they saw them.

Well, this Muke Village has quite an ancient heritage and deserves recognition.

Diao Chan's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she glanced at Li Yu secretly. She didn't know what was going on in her little head.

Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:

"We here are all about mutual love. With this foundation, we will be very careful when considering issues such as family values, money and income, and social class."

"It's really troublesome. If you like it, just tie it up. You can't tie two of them up. Gods don't even have this ability?"

Li Yu regretted playing the magician a little bit. For example, now, not only could he not refute, he even said something pretentious:

"Cultivation is something that goes against heaven. The more you gain, the more respectful you must be... If you don't respect all sentient beings in the world, you will vanish into ashes sooner or later. When you see your master in the future, you can tell this to your master."

I don’t know if Lishan’s mother will come knocking on my door if I show off like this.

No matter, let’s shock Mu Guiying first.

Sir... he can't really be a god... Diao Chan opened her little mouth slightly, looking shocked.

As for Mu Guiying, she stood up and saluted:

"Thank you to the gods for informing me. If I see my master, I will tell you the truth... I don't know if the gods have names so that my master can express his thanks."

Are you really ready to let Mother Lishan come over to make trouble?

Li Yu quickly waved his hand:

"I am a wandering cloud and a wild crane, with no name or nickname. If you are like Xiaochan, you can just call me husband."

Mother Lishan was not given the opportunity to add her as a friend, so she couldn't find her even if she wanted to.

Diao Chan next to her quickly responded:

"Yes, just call me sir like me. Sir now has three official disciples: Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, Qin Qiong of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and Wu Song of the Water Margin. But their names are more free and there are no strict rules... Wu Song is the hero who wields the double sword today. "

This girl is getting better and better at cooperating now. Not only did she smooth things over, she also secretly talked about the current student base of the B\u0026B.

After saying this, Diao Chan added something pointedly:

"Mr.'s common surname is Li."

Your surname is Li?

Mu Guiying originally thought this was a common surname, but soon she remembered that there was a high-ranking being among the gods, also named Li!

She felt her breathing become heavier, and an idea flashed through her mind, but she didn't have the guts to verify it.

After thinking for a while, Mu Guiying asked tentatively:

"Little girls from the Three Kingdoms and the Sui and Tang Dynasties know this. I dare to ask, sir, what era is the Water Margin?"

Li Yu turned around and placed a copy of "Water Margin" on the table:

"This novel is about the late Northern Song Dynasty, about a hundred years away from the world you live in. Speaking of which, this book has a certain connection with you."

"What origin?"

"Your grandson is a Tiangang in the Water Margin, the Fading Star of the Sky...oh no, Yang Zhi, the Dark Star of the Sky. He first became a bandit, and later joined the imperial court and became a brave general."

Yang Zhi's Tianmingxing should really be renamed Tianshuixing. Not only is this character the most unlucky character in the Water Margin world, but even the actor who plays him has a lot of bad luck in reality.

While chatting, Wu Song came back.

Mu Guiying had no intention of discussing with each other at this moment. She only cared about one question:

"Am I a hundred years older than you?"

Wu Song cupped his fists and said:

"Historically speaking, this is indeed the case, but here we only discuss the actual age and not the history."

Mu Guiying asked several other questions, and Wu Song and Diao Chan answered them one by one. Li Yu, on the other hand, was sitting there doing nothing.

It's a bit rude to play with mobile phones, and I can't read books.

I can't leave yet, I can only sit and act like a god.

It's really hard to maintain a persona. No wonder those stars turn over their heads... Li Yu thought to himself, and soon he started thinking about which dish to order with Diao Chan for hot pot tomorrow.

You must have the hairy tripe, and you must order the hot pot.

One plate each of hand-cut beef and hand-cut lamb, which is better than meat rolls.

Order two brains and let Diao Chan experience the joy of growing brains.

There are also shrimp paste, meatballs, wide noodles, sweet potatoes, handmade gluten, etc. You have to order some of them to try.

Just as I was thinking about it, the cell phone on the table rang.

Finally someone rescued me... Li Yu picked up his phone to see which angel saved him, and then he saw a link sent by Zhou Ruotong:

[The Museum of the Two Song Dynasties is about to open, with more than a thousand cultural relics from the Two Song Dynasties on display, and even mysterious national treasure-level cultural relics will appear...]

When you click on the link, the first thing you see are two Song Dynasty silver ingots, which Li Yu sold through Zhou Ruotong.

Below the picture is the text introduction:

"The two silver ingots were well maintained. Professor Zhou Bingliang, the founder of the Museum of the Two Song Dynasties, speculated that they might have been exposed to some special environment, which made them so novel."

Scroll further down, and there are other cultural relics.

Finally, there is the treasure of the museum, which is the set of golden wine vessels brought by Wu Song.

As usual, this set of cultural relics has a text introduction:

"The flask is carved with scenes from the Chanyuan Alliance in detail. You even need a magnifying glass to see the details. The average thickness of the entire flask is only about one millimeter. Carving on this thickness shows the craftsman's ingenuity and ingenuity. Bold..."

After reading the link, he just logged out when Zhou Ruotong sent another message:

"Second uncle asked me to say thank you again."

"You're welcome. As a young pioneer, it is my unshirkable responsibility to contribute to the national cultural relics cause!"

Li Yu was too idle and started talking unconsciously.

Zhou Ruotong responded with a curled expression:

"You're really poor. Just keep busy. I'm going to read a book."

The saving angel left just as quickly as it came. Li Yu put down his phone and was about to change his sitting position when Mu Guiying finally raised his hand and asked:

"Sir, is the world I live in real history?"

"No, there were no generals of the Yang family in real history. Only Yang Ye and a few children died in the battle on Jinshatan Beach. Soon after, the imperial court signed the Chanyuan Alliance with Daliao. From then on, the two sides did not invade each other. Until a hundred years later, the two sides Each imperial court was rotten to the core and collapsed one after another."

After Li Yu finished speaking, he took a sip of water from the tea cup. Wu Song went on to talk about the invasion of the Jin Kingdom and the humiliation of Jingkang. Mu Guiying frowned:

"To be so weak?"

Sure enough, when everyone in charge heard this plot, they couldn't help but ask similar questions.

Wu Song has been able to look at historical issues from a modern perspective:

"The Song Dynasty won the country unfairly, and it is normal to have such an experience."

From bullying orphans and widowed mothers to ascending to power, to forcing orphans and widowed mothers to jump off cliffs, the entire Song Dynasty seemed to be set up.

Zhao Kuangyin became emperor for the first time, and the throne was taken away by his younger brother Zhao Guangyi. It was passed down to eight generations. After Zhao Guangyi's descendant Zhao Gou became emperor, with the intervention of court officials, the throne was passed to Zhao Kuangyin's lineage, which was also passed down to eight generations.

This kind of dynasty composition is very popular among patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Mu Guiying listened to the entire introduction of the Song Dynasty and said thoughtfully:

"From this point of view, the fall of the Song Dynasty is not unjust...but when I think about having to fight for such a dynasty in the future, I suddenly don't want to help."

If there is a wise and diligent king in the court, then it is okay to go through life and death.

But the people he was protecting were a group of ungrateful people, and the emperor did not distinguish between loyalists and traitors. What could be saved?

Tired, destroy it!

Wu Song had read the entire "Yang Family Mansion" and gave Mu Guiying a small suggestion:

"Your appearance means that Meng Liang is going to borrow the Dragon Subduing Wood soon. Prepare the wood in advance. When you see Meng Liang Ma slip it to him, you can even give him some money to tell him to get out of here and try not to have any trouble with the Yang family. Entanglement.”

He had no good impression of Meng Liang. In order to invite Mu Guiying to come out, he actually slaughtered half of the men, women, and children in Muke Village and burned the entire village. This behavior was simply incomprehensible.

What is even more incomprehensible is that Mu Guiying actually married into the Yang family happily.

If it were to be Wu Song, let alone Meng Liang, even Yang Liulang himself would have to find a way to chop him up. No matter what kind of loyal minister or general you are, if you touch my family, you will die.

"Bang!"

Mu Guiying slapped the table hard:

"Dare to touch someone from my Muke Village? Meng Liang, right? If you see him when you go back, chop off his head!"

She has a straightforward temper. When she heard that the people in Muke Village were going to be killed, she decided to strike first.

Although Li Yu felt that doing so would only deepen his bond with the Yang family, he also wanted to see if he could end the scenes of some characters early without the time traveler.

He had little impression of Meng Liang, except that he and Jiao Zan were almost inseparable, hence the idiom "Jiao cannot leave Meng, Meng cannot leave Jiao".

The two of them are gag characters in the book, which is a very common setting in classical novels.

For example, in Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, no matter which version, Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng appeared together and played a similar role.

Li Yu took out the three throwing knives from the door, returned two of them to Mu Guiying, and placed the other one on the table:

"The quality of your flying knives is too low. I'll find someone to make a new batch for you tomorrow. They should be sharper."

"Thank you, sir!"

When Mu Guiying heard that the gods were going to give him flying knives, he was overjoyed and quickly clasped his fists in salute.

Li Yu looked at her sword again:

"I'll give you a new sword too...what weapon did you use for horse fighting?"

"Big knife, the little girl uses the Xiuluan knife."

It sounds similar to the Yanyue Knife.

Good guy, Zhang Fei's character and Lao Guan's weapons are combined into a carefree and silly elder sister.

Li Yu calculated the difference in flow speed between the world in the book and the real world:

"Remember to come back three days after you go back, and I will take you to change your weapons."

"Thank you sir!"

Mu Guiying was so happy. She originally thought that she would get nothing for offending the gods, but she didn't expect that she would be given a new weapon. This was a gift from the gods, and it would definitely make it easier to kill people.

As soon as he heard that he was going to be given a weapon, Wu Song went back to the room and took an M9 saber and handed it to Mu Guiying:

"This knife is extremely sharp and has many uses. I give it to you as a gift."

Mu Guiying pulled the knife out of its sheath and tested the edge with surprise in her eyes:

"This weapon is so sharp? Thank you, Brother Wu!"

Diao Chan had no weapons to give, so after thinking about it, she led Mu Guiying back to her room, gave her several sets of underwear, and taught her how to wear them.

When the two came back, Mu Guiying jumped up and down:

"It's much easier to use than a bellyband. Thank you, Fairy Diao Chan."

Diao Chan: "..."

Ah, you bandit, why do you have to say this in public?

Mu Guiying didn't stay long, thanked him again, said goodbye and went back.

After she left, Diao Chan approached Li Yu and asked with some fear:

"Sir, will Sister Guiying beat me if she knows this is not a place for gods?"

"Don't worry, I will protect you."

After Li Yu finished speaking, he saw that it was already past nine o'clock in the evening, and he was going to go to the backyard with Wu Song to feed the horses and patrol around.

As the saying goes, horses will not gain weight without night grass. Although the big black horses usually eat well, if they want to be in better shape, they need to add some high-protein feed.

Arriving at the backyard, Wu Song carried a bag of feed and began to pour it into the animal trough.

Several horses neighed with joy, and the big black horse even rubbed his head against Wu Song, as if expressing his gratitude.

Li Yu added some water to the tank and sprinkled some probiotics to prevent diarrhea. Just as he was about to stir, a horse's neighing suddenly came from the gate of the backyard:

"Xunlulu——"

The two looked at each other, stopped what they were doing, and hurried to the door. They saw Qin Qiong walking over with the yellow gelding, and the clothes on her shoulders were stained with blood.

"Second brother, what's wrong with you?"

When Wu Song saw it, he thought Qin Qiong was injured and hurried over to ask.

Qin Qiong waved his hand and said somewhat seriously:

"Brother Yu accidentally killed the shop owner. The yellow gelding is temporarily fostered here. Please take care of it with your two wise brothers."

The plot has indeed come around again.

Li Yu asked:

"How did the second brother accidentally kill him? Can you tell me?"

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There’s another chapter to go!