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Chapter 118 Lu Bu: Yes, I am the Idea King of Fengming Valley! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
"Brother, Guiying, you two, don't quarrel!"
Seeing that the last one and the second last one in the class were about to fight, Li Yu quickly ran over to stop them.
"Guiying?"
Only then did Lu Bu notice Mu Guiying's dress and asked tentatively:
"Are you Mu Guiying in "The Romance of the Yang Family"?"
"Do you know my aunt?"
Tsk, this living bandit, people have already recognized his identity and he still talks harshly... Li Yu said:
"He is Marquis Wen Lu Bu. He is highly skilled in martial arts, but Gui Ying is more honest."
It really made Marquis Wen anxious. This guy can beat you until you put it in a dustpan with a shovel.
Upon hearing that this big man was Lu Bu, Mu Guiying immediately changed his face and saluted shamelessly:
"My younger sister paid homage to Marquis Wen, and my elder brother spoke with great authority. At first sight, he was an extraordinary man."
No wonder no one has wiped out Muke Village for many years. With this light-speed resignation attitude, no one would be embarrassed to kill it, right?
Lu Bu's lips twitched, he didn't expect to meet someone with the same face as him:
"A good sister, don't be too polite. As a brother, I really hope you can continue to be tough so that I can ask you for two tips."
"Ha, brother is joking, how dare my little sister contradict me in person... Sir, this is the porcelain vase treasure that my little girl has collected recently, please accept it with a smile."
Seeing Lu Bu's malicious smile, Mu Guiying quickly handed the baggage in her hand to Li Yu, just like those naughty people who make their classmates angry and quickly find a teacher to support them.
Director Li of the Education Department frowned. These two treasures collided, and even the best class could be brought down.
"Sister Guiying, brother Fengxian, you guys are here together. That's great. Let's eat big bones tonight and they'll be out of the pot right away."
Monitor Diao Chan appeared in time, which made Director Li feel a little more relieved:
"Xiaochan, please take Guiying to try on the new clothes you bought for her and get a feel for modern clothing."
"Okay sir, I'll go right away."
Hearing the words "new clothes", Mu Guiying couldn't wait to rush into the house. Her posture was like a caravan passing by outside Muke Village.
"Brother Xian, is this girl the administrator of the Yang Family Mansion Romance World?"
"Yes, she came over the day before yesterday and made a big fuss. She even threw several throwing knives at the door. Fortunately, Erlang arrived in time and subdued her, so it didn't cause a big disaster... I tried the knife in the front yard yesterday and chopped it down again. A landscape tree makes chickens and dogs restless."
Finally there is a historical figure who performed worse than me... Lu Bu grinned:
"This woman is straightforward and straightforward, and her heart and mouth are in harmony. She will also add splendor to the B\u0026B."
He racked his brains for a long time, barely managed to find a few good words, and then talked about the situation in the Three Kingdoms world:
"The things have been sent to Luoyang. Brother Fucai should have a reply next. Brother Xian, you can wait a little longer. If you need other supplies, I can send someone to deliver them again before the war starts."
"Okay, please, brother."
"Brothers, you and I, there is no need to be so polite... By the way, Ah Man wrote me a reply. There was a lot of regret in his words, and he also hinted that he would raise an army for my brother and join the coalition of princes to kill the Dong thief."
At this time, Cao Cao was still a passionate young man. He waited for the princes to occupy Luoyang and stop pursuing Dong Zhuo before giving up on the alliance. Then he was killed by Xu Rong and his fever was completely gone.
Li Yu asked:
"What did Mr. Wenhe say?"
"He replied with an enthusiastic letter, expressing the difficulties of his family being detained in Luoyang. At the same time, he looked forward to the bright future of the alliance of princes in the letter, and even briefly analyzed the situation in the court after Dong Zhuo's death. Please Ah Ma, take care of me more from now on."
Damn, this guy really knows how to stir up trouble.
The more he praised the alliance of princes at this time, the more Cao Cao became obsessed with it. He would unconsciously look forward to the alliance, and even looked forward to launching a combo to kill Dong Zhuo.
But the stronger this emotion was, the more disappointed he was when he was finally killed by Xu Rong.
Just like a confession, if you originally had the mentality of giving it a try, you wouldn't feel too uncomfortable if you were rejected.
But if a group of people are cheering and saying that you can definitely win, and they help you plan a series of activities after the hand-holding is successful, then if you are rejected again at that time, the sense of gap in your heart will be much stronger.
This is the kind of psychological tactic Jia Xu is playing now.
People who play tactics really have dirty hearts... Li Yu silently expressed his humanitarian sympathy for Cao Amo, and then asked:
"Have you come into contact with Liu Guanzhang?"
"The three brothers were very happy when they came into contact, especially when the envoy sent called Uncle Liu Huang, which made Xiao Bei's nose bubble with joy, and he also liked the names of the two swords very much."
Qianlong and Crouching Tiger, these two names are not simple at first sight. Let alone Liu Bei, any grassroots person will look forward to it.
The villain Lu Bu finally came into contact with the protagonist of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Didn't they reply?"
"I came back, but Mr. Wen He kept it. If Dong Zhuo knows about this in the future, he will find a school captain to push it out and top the cylinder to show that we don't know."
Damn, this guy has so many ways to save his life.
This kind of operation of borrowing the heads of his subordinates is very normal for the people of the Three Kingdoms. Cao Cao also borrowed the heads of his subordinates and said the saying that has been passed down through the ages, "I will raise your wife."
I wonder if Jia Xu's operation will be so shameless.
Li Yu asked about this, carried the things sent by Mu Guiying upstairs, locked them in his room, and then went to the kitchen to check the big bones.
The meat has been cooked through and the sauce is rich in flavor.
Today I bought fifty or sixty kilograms of large bones. When I was stewing, I was worried that there would not be enough to eat, so I put in another ten elbows. Li Yu filled three large pots to the top, but there was still a lot left in the pot.
As soon as the meat was brought out, Diao Chan led Mu Guiying to the restaurant. Li Yu waved his hand:
"Let's eat! There is no other dish today, just show off the meat."
Mu Guiying put on a set of dark sportswear, a pair of sneakers, and a ponytail. She walked vigorously and looked like a student in an individual school.
Seeing that the table was full of meat, she started to eat without saying a word. Diao Chan, who looked speechless, forced her to wash her hands:
"You have to wash your hands before eating. How can you chew bones if you don't wash your hands?"
The two washed their hands, sat around the dining table with everyone, and started eating meat.
Those who are more polite all use chopsticks. People like Lu Bu, Wu Song, Zhao Dahu, Zhang Guoan, Mu Guiying and others just do it directly and don't pay so much attention.
Lu Bu took two bites of meat and stuffed a garlic clove into his mouth:
"This is the most enjoyable way of eating meat. It's so comfortable."
Li Yu took a piece of dragon bone, carefully opened it, then gently poked it with chopsticks, pushing out the bone marrow inside, and said to Diao Chan who was sitting next to him:
"Take away the marrow."
"So much, thank you Brother Yu!"
When Diao Chan saw the bone marrow, she picked it up with gleaming eyes and sucked it into her mouth like noodles. Her eyes were full of little stars:
“Yummy, super delicious.”
This girl likes to eat bone marrow, but she can't do it. Li Yu has no choice but to meet her little request.
Well, next time you can buy some beef bones and give her the beef bone marrow to eat with a spoon. It is more enjoyable than pig bone marrow.
However, to eat big beef bones, you have to buy a portable saw in advance and cut the bones into sections. Otherwise, you can’t break the beef leg bones with a small kitchen knife.
After eating the bone marrow, Diao Chan took out a piece of fan bone, tore off the meat on it, and ate it in small bites.
Li Yu finished chewing the dragon bones and was already half full. He picked up a pig tail and gnawed it slowly, looking enviously at everyone showing off the meat.
It was okay if Lu Bu and Wu Song could eat it. Unexpectedly, Mu Guiying had a huge appetite. Not only did she show off her elbows, but she also gnawed five or six leg bones, while staring at the meat in the basin with bright eyes. , obviously not satisfied with it.
"The Romance of the Yang Family" didn't mention eating much. I thought they had enough military rations. Now it seems that they are just a little better than the Three Kingdoms.
"Erlang, how does it feel to be an official?"
Lu Bu grabbed a piece of leg bone, bit into it and tore off a chunk of meat, and asked what it was like to be the village security director.
Wu Song clinked the wine glass with him and Zhao Dahu:
"You are getting familiar with it. It will take you ten and a half days to figure out the work content before you can officially start handling all the affairs in the village."
Xiuhe brought some rice and flower rolls to everyone:
"Our village has a small population and the residents are concentrated, so there are a lot less things to do. Other villages are busy all day long. The security director cannot please both sides and cannot continue his job."
There are many trivial matters among parents in the village. Once there is a dispute, the security director has to rush to the front.
Not much money, not much work, and very easy to offend people. This kind of job is really not easy to do.
But Wu Song doesn't care about this. He has always wanted to have more contact with modern society, and this job perfectly meets his needs.
Li Yu was full soon. He took some big bones that had been dried and poured them into the basin where Brother Dao was eating. When this guy came over to eat the meat, he asked in a low voice:
"Can the gods in books come to reality?"
"Woo~"
Is this a yes or a no?
Facts have proved how important it is to master a foreign language. The answer is right in front of you, but you don’t understand it at all.
Li Yu asked a few more questions, all of which gave ambiguous answers.
In desperation, he had to place his hope in Pangu's paintings, hoping that Pangu could calm the thousands of gods in the book. Otherwise, a small earth god might destroy the B\u0026B.
Not long after, everyone finished eating one after another.
Lu Bu was a chicken thief. After everyone had eaten and left, he cleaned up the remaining meat, poured out all the remaining meat in the pot, and quietly slipped out of the back door with a large basin full to deliver it to Jia Xu and the others. .
When he came back, the inexperienced Mu Guiying came to her senses and asked Li Yu in a low voice:
"Sir, can I take the remaining meat back? Let the brothers in the village have a taste."
Li Yu pointed at Lu Bu who came back with a big basin:
"They were all taken away by Marquis Wen, not even the broth was left."
The stew soup is also a good thing. When you pour it into the big pot where the soldiers eat, the aroma will be much richer immediately. Everyone eats happily, and they work harder when they go to the battlefield to fight.
When Lu Bu saw Mu Guiying's annoyed look, his face was filled with pride:
"What? Xianmei also wants it? I told you earlier. I told you earlier that I would give it to you as my brother."
His mean look made Mu Guiying's teeth itch, but he couldn't beat him, so he had to take out a throwing knife and throw it at the target in the corner as if to vent his anger.
This position was almost a hundred meters away from the target, and she actually hit it.
Although it didn't hit the bull's-eye, it was still within the ring.
"Xianmei actually has such means?"
Lu Bu had always thought of himself as a master of multi-faceted development, but he didn't expect Mu Guiying's flying knife to be so powerful, and the smile on his face suddenly disappeared.
At this time, Mu Guiying's lips curled up:
"It's just a small skill, far inferior to my brother's halberd shooting."
Generals like Lu Bu understand the advantages of flying knives in actual combat. This thing can be used unexpectedly and can be used immediately. There is no need to draw a bow to shoot an arrow. It is not too convenient.
He rubbed his hands with a flattering smile on his face:
"Xianmei, can you teach me this technique? If you agree, I will give you a mobile phone!"
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone from his arms, unlocked it and showed it to Mu Guiying. He also clicked on a shooting game and fired for a while.
This touches on Mu Guiying’s blind spot:
"Is this thing so magical?"
When she came over to retrieve the situation the night before yesterday, she saw Li Yu using this to contact Wu Song and thought he had sealed Wu Song in his mobile phone.
I didn’t expect that this thing was not only useful, but also looked fun. I was immediately attracted to it:
"Brother, are you really willing to give it to your little sister?"
"Yes, the first time I saw you, I thought you looked like my half-sister. It's a pity that Lao Guan is not here, otherwise I would have to sworn brother-sister relationship with you in front of him..."
Li Yu felt that it was too humiliating for this guy not to become a salesman.
His small mouth looks like it has been smeared with honey, and he is quite handsome. It is estimated that all the female bosses can't control it.
But Mu Guiying is also very clever in this regard:
"When I meet my brother, I feel quite friendly. However, my master has warned me that this skill of magical arrows and flying knives cannot be passed on to others. Please forgive me, brother."
Yes, my mother has moved out of Lishan.
Li Yu and Diao Chan looked at each other, both thinking that Lu Bu was out of options. Who knew that this guy was even more of a thief than they thought:
"Brother Wei knows that it is hard to disobey the master's orders. Sister Xian doesn't need to tell me how to ejaculate. She only needs to point out whether the way I use my force is right or wrong."
After saying that, he ran to the target, pulled out the flying knife on it, walked to a place twenty meters away from the target, held the throwing knife and flicked it hard, and the flying knife whirled and hit the wall.
"Xianmei, isn't this right?"
Mu Guiying:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Isn't this Marquis Wen very good at taking advantage of loopholes?
Try all the wrong ways to exert force, and you will learn how to use magic arrows and flying knives.
Li Yu was also impressed by this crooked talent. He actually came up with such a weird idea. I will fight with anyone who calls Lu Bu a fool again!
Mu Guiying had no choice but to take out two flying knives and said:
"Young sister can't give instructions, she can only demonstrate. How much you can understand depends on your brother's understanding."
Well, the master didn't allow it to be taught, but he didn't say not to let people see it. This doesn't count as violating the master's order.
She walked to a place fifty or sixty meters away from the target and stood there. When Lu Bu came closer, she flicked her wrist hard, and a flying knife with a cold light hit the target steadily.
Lu Bu carefully watched the movement of the flying knife, shook his arm twice, and fumbled for a way to exert force.
Seeing that Lu Bu was studying very seriously, Mu Guiying took out two more throwing knives:
"Little sister will demonstrate it a few more times. If the brother can't learn it, then little sister will be helpless."
Upon hearing this, Lu Bu, who was shaking his arms to feel how to exert force, quickly said:
"Xian sister, please wait for a moment, come as soon as you go for my brother!"
After saying that, he trotted away from the shooting range, went to the storage room, and took out all the tripods used by Li Yu to shoot videos. There were also several camera bags hanging around his neck.
"Brother Xian, can you take a picture of Xianmei Gui Ying's flying knife technique? Brother, record it and study it carefully."
It’s okay if you don’t demonstrate a few times, I’ll just film it and watch it a few more times.
I have to say that Lu Bu's brain is really good. He can even figure out this method. Staying with Jia Xu is really beneficial.
But if you take advantage of such a loophole, I'm afraid you will be spanked by Mother Lishan... Li Yu asked Mu Guiying for his opinion:
"Guiying, can you film it?"
"What is filming?"
Li Yu briefly introduced the principles of video shooting and played some video clips taken in the past to Mu Guiying.
"The little girl only gives demonstrations and doesn't care about anything else."
Mu Guiying didn't care so much. She was demonstrating anyway. As for how to record and save it, it had nothing to do with her.
When Li Yu heard this, he quickly opened the tripod and started setting up the camera.
There was one set up on the left front of where Mu Guiying was standing, one on the right front, one on the target directly in front, and another one on the open space in front of her to shoot from above.
Thinking that there was nothing directly above him, Li Yu took the aerial camera over again and took pictures while hanging in the air.
When everything was ready, Mu Guiying took out the flying knife and demonstrated it carefully.
After shooting twice, Li Yu set all the cameras to high-speed photography mode, not missing any detail, and asked Lu Bu to study it carefully.
If this guy lights up the flying knife skill again, he will be really invincible.
Mu Guiying gave another demonstration, and the entire shooting was finally over.
"Brother, please edit it quickly and bring it back for me to practice hard."
Are you planning to ask Jia Xu to provide you with detailed information?
Li Yu put away the aerial photography and camera, asked Lu Bu to send the tripod back, and then took Diao Chan upstairs to go to the study to edit the video.
After everyone left, Lu Bu rushed to Mu Guiying who was collecting the throwing knife in front of the target and asked:
"Xianmei, does your master still accept disciples?"
"It should be accepted, but my master has a condition for accepting a disciple. If she can fulfill it, she will accept him."
When Lu Bu heard this, he was overjoyed:
"What are the conditions? Tell me quickly, I can definitely do it!"
Mu Guiying glanced at him:
"My master only accepts female disciples... Could it be that my brother wants to be worthy of my sisters?"
Lu Bu: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He didn't expect it to be such a condition.
But Wen Hou is the king of ideas in B\u0026Bs after all, and he quickly came up with an idea:
"If it's just a change in name, it's not impossible. In fact, although I am a boy, I have always been a shy little woman deep down...Xianmei Mo Xiao, I am telling you the truth for my brother."
Mu Guiying held her stomach and laughed several times:
"My master won't accept it from you, so don't bother, but my little sister has already demonstrated the magic arrows and flying knives. Brother, if you study patiently, you should gain something."
Putting away all the flying knives, Mu Guiying followed curiously to the study.
Lu Bu walked to the front yard and saw Wu Song still chatting with Zhao Dahu and Zhang Guoan. He smiled and walked over:
"What are you talking about?"
Zhao Dahu stamped out the cigarette butts thrown on the ground with a gossip on his face:
"Erlang is talking about the woman he likes."
Lu Bu became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Erlang has a girl he likes? Please tell me which family she is from, and I will be your matchmaker."
Wu Song smiled and shook his head:
"No, I just talked about the type of women we each like. I think that kind of tender and affectionate woman would be a good match, but unfortunately it's not easy to meet..."
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