Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning
Chapter 125 Even gods can’t resist the temptation of milk tea! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
He is worthy of being the apprentice of a god, and he is confident enough.
Li Yu silently complained a few words and waited for the electric five-wheeler to arrive. He exchanged greetings with the boss who delivered the car, took the car key, checked various accessories, confirmed that there was no problem, and used the intercom to call the scenic spot commuter car to deliver the car. The farm machinery boss came down the mountain.
"This car looks so domineering. Please teach me how to drive it."
With the electric fifth wheel, it is much more convenient to buy things or transport crops and fertilizers.
Li Yu briefly introduced the opening method, and soon, Mu Guiying started driving around in the electric five-wheel while shouting.
After she had made enough noise, Li Yu thought that several people traveled through time in different ways, and asked curiously:
"How did you get here?"
Lu Bu came whenever he wanted, Wu Song could only come through time if he was in a state of excitement, and Qin Qiong could come by always remembering the first time he came.
The methods of time travel are different for several people, but they all need a 'door' as a medium for time travel.
Mu Guiying did not expect Li Yu to ask this:
"Sir, you are so powerful. You already know it with just a pinch. Why do you still need to ask?"
See, this is the downside of playing god.
Li Yu said earnestly:
"I am not omniscient and omnipotent. Each of you has different predestined relationships. This is all related to the "one" that has escaped. Please elaborate on it."
Fortunately, Mu Guiying is easy to fool, but I don't know if she will repeat this to Mrs. Lishan.
Mu Guiying thought about it carefully and said:
"As long as I walked through the door, I thought about going to a place beyond the control of Master, so I came. The first time I thought it was a trial of inner demons set by Master, so I planned to leave with a killing spree... "
When she said this, a rare expression of embarrassment appeared on her face, knowing that she had gotten into trouble that day.
But that day, this carefree and silly girl opened the door to a new world, giving her destiny a few new possibilities.
Even if you want to avoid your master when traveling through time, what kind of psychological shadow has the old mother of the human race caused on you?
This kind of simple and crude education method is unacceptable, my dear.
Having the courage to complain, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"Next time, build a spacious gate near the farmland of your Muke village, and use it to enter and exit from there."
You have to explain it clearly in advance, lest this girl drive the tractor and push down the gate of Muke Village. The place where such bandits are entrenched should not be big enough for the tractor.
"Sir, your advice is correct. I'll go back now and get a door out first, so as not to smash the house into pieces."
Mu Guiying jumped off the electric fifth wheel and saw Diao Chan holding a cup of milk tea and drinking it, and she was a little greedy:
"Delicious?"
"Yeah, it's so delicious. I have to buy a cup every time I go to the city. Your cup is also full of sugar. Try it."
After saying that, Diao Chan took the straw and inserted it into another cup of milk tea and handed it to Mu Guiying.
"I hate drinking milky things the most. It's fishy and unpleasant... Wow, this water tastes good. It's called milk tea, right? Haha, take it back later to piss off my master."
Li Yu: "..."
Could you please stop dragging us with you if you want to die?
He picked up his unopened milk tea and handed it to Mu Guiying, including the packaging:
"Bring it to your master and let her have a taste."
"Haha, then her nose will definitely bubble with joy!"
After saying that, Mu Guiying took a sip of milk tea and hurried to the backyard door with Li Yu's portion of brown sugar popping milk tea and disappeared.
"Sir, is Sister Guiying's master addicted to drinking and asking us to deliver milk tea every day?"
Diao Chan sat on the electric fifth wheel, her legs dangling casually, looking relaxed and comfortable.
I wish my queen would become addicted to milk tea... Li Yu picked up the fruit tea and took a sip:
"Then just buy it. It's no problem if you buy it every day."
I'm racking my brains to build a good relationship with my old human mother. If I could engage in milk tea diplomacy, it would be like giving her a pillow when I fell asleep.
Mu Guiying might not be able to come for a while, and the two of them were too lazy to stand here and enjoy the breeze.
Li Yu locked the door of the tractor, took out the key of the electric fifth wheel, and returned to the B\u0026B with Diao Chan, who was holding a cup of milk tea and sipping on it.
"Sir, can we play badminton at three o'clock?"
When ordering milk tea, Diao Chan indulged a little and changed the 70% sugar that she originally liked to drink to full sugar. Although it was pleasant to drink, she felt full of guilt in her heart.
I plan to play badminton after drinking and keep in shape through exercise.
Li Yu never opposed sports:
"No problem, we'll start after a while after drinking."
When he came upstairs, he turned on his computer and was about to continue watching videos about modern agricultural planting when Hao Zhenzhen sent a WeChat message:
"Manager Wu put forward a lot of opinions today. Do you want to come and listen to them?"
Li Yu has no interest in management:
"No, you are the factory director, you can make the decision... By the way, he said it would be best to have a car to take the female workers far away home directly. What do you think?"
"I've already asked someone to buy Iveco. Two Ivecos and two drivers are enough."
Gee, with this kind of execution, no wonder it can be put into production in a short time.
Li Yugang wanted to praise Hao Zhenzhen, so she took the initiative and asked:
"Manager Wu doesn't have a driver's license yet. Do you want him to take the test? The factory can reimburse him. It doesn't cost much to get a driver's license anyway."
"Let's wait until his house is ready. We're so busy right now. I probably won't have time to practice driving even after signing up."
When the time comes, I will book a car for Wu Song at the driving school and let him practice more and try to pass.
After hanging up the phone, Li Yu turned on the computer and started watching last night's video. Diao Chan held a copy of "Water Margin" and sat there obediently flipping through it carefully.
Half an hour later, the two went downstairs to play badminton in the backyard.
When things were getting really hot, a figure flashed at the door of the backyard, and Mu Guiying returned again.
"Fairy Xiaochan, I have finished measuring Master's body."
Diao Chan held the badminton racket and said speechlessly:
"Don't shout so loudly. This world also has your master's dojo. Maybe she is watching you silently in a corner."
"Don't be afraid. With your husband here, can she still make a difference?"
Li Yu felt that sooner or later he would be killed by this girl, so he quickly changed the topic:
"Has the gate at the farmland been finished?"
"It's done. That's where I came from. I cut three pieces of wood and set them up like door frames. I fixed them with ropes. That's it. It's simple."
After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she solemnly took out a piece of copy paper from her arms with the measured numbers written on it.
Diao Chan took it and saw the groups of data above, and couldn't help but say:
"Your master's figure is so perfect, better than many models' figures."
Recently, I often read women's magazines. This girl has a deep understanding of body shapes, and she often secretly measures her body measurements for comparison.
Mu Guiying grabbed the badminton racket and waved it a few times:
"Such a beautiful person will squeeze her body, and it will definitely be perfect... By the way, sir, she really liked the milk tea just now. She even drank the milk tea and sucked the beads in it. Can you have more next time? A few drinks and let her drink enough.”
Sure enough, no woman can resist the temptation of milk tea, even the ancestor of mankind is no exception!
The god took the bait... Li Yu hurriedly agreed:
"No problem, no problem. From now on, I will buy the milk tea in advance and you can deliver it when you are not busy."
Milk tea diplomacy has indeed worked, but it’s a bit inconvenient to buy cups by cup. How about buying some milk tea powder online to blend?
Li Yu thought for a while and rejected the idea.
If you want to blend it yourself, a greedy little girl will definitely enjoy two cups of delicious food a day and quickly transform into a fat house cicada baby.
Forget it, just take the trouble and think of it as contributing to the economy.
There happened to be Mixue Bingcheng in the scenic area, so I would stroll there every day and buy a few cups for Mu Guiying to take back. This way I could exercise and fawn over the gods, the best of both worlds.
As for whether Old Mother Lishan's body can bear it, there's no need to worry about that.
I am a god, there is no such problem, and even if my body is broken, I can squeeze it again. I will ask Mu Guiying to bring some women's magazines there, maybe it will inspire my empress to create new ideas.
"Besides praising the milk tea, what else did your master say?"
You have to find out what the old mother of the human race is thinking, so as not to fawn over her for a long time and go back to the Guling Mountain Scenic Area and still get beaten up. That would be a loss.
Mu Guiying threw the badminton upward, then grabbed the racket and dunked it hard, and the badminton was hit outside the wall.
She waved the racket nonchalantly and said:
"I really can't hide anything, sir. My master asked me in detail how I came here, and even made some calculations about your identity, but the calculations turned out to be wrong. I'm very curious about who you are."
I guess I am looking through the roster of immortals at this moment.
Unfortunately, this is doomed to be in vain, because I am not a god at all, let alone a congenital being. The empress has gone in the wrong direction, so naturally there will be no results.
"Didn't you say anything else?"
"She also said that no matter which old guy of the same generation you are, as long as she catches the trace, you must first unscrew your Tianling Cap... Sir, don't be afraid, she just talks in anger, my master is very gentle most of the time. , not so violent."
Yes, gently unscrew my Tianling Cap...
I always thought that Mu Guiying was so violent because of her background as a bandit, but now it seems that the roots are still with her master.
The master is a violent maniac, so the apprentice will follow the violence in every way.
Fortunately, Lishan's mother doesn't know much about the real world, otherwise she would have hit the door by now.
Mu Guiying thought badminton was not fun, so she dropped her racket and went straight to the tractor outside.
"Nothing is as fun as the Holy Cow. One more lap will be fun."
Li Yu felt that if she messed with the land any longer, she might just use it for children to play with the sand, so he stopped her and said:
"The car door is locked and can only be opened with a key... You must keep the key there and don't give it to others randomly, lest they drive away from Muke Village and join other forces."
"Don't worry, sir. I only teach the most loyal men to drive. No one else can touch it."
Just as he was talking, there was the rumble of cars outside, and fertilizer was delivered.
Fertilizers are delivered by a few common Dongfeng trucks, which are not too big and suitable for walking on mountain roads.
“Brother, where can I unload the fertilizer?”
"Just unload it here. Anyway, it will be used for land reclamation in these two days."
Upon hearing this, the owner of the fertilizer store began to instruct the workers to unload the trucks.
Mu Guiying circled the truck several times, with excitement and excitement in her eyes:
"Sir, can I drive these cars?"
"Not yet, the road condition over there is too bad. Let's wait until the road is repaired later."
Now we are developing agriculture. Let Mother Lishan see the new changes, not just to make you shine there.
Not long after, all fifty tons of chemical fertilizer and twenty-five tons of phosphate fertilizer were unloaded, and the store owner and the loader drove back.
Mu Guiying climbed to the top of the fertilizer pile in twos and twos, full of curiosity about the urea:
“Can these things really make crops grow well if they are spread on the ground?”
"Yes, remember the dosage. Spread a large bag of urea and a small bag of phosphate fertilizer on one acre of land. After spreading, plow the land. After plowing, crush the land quickly before planting potatoes."
In ancient times, watering was inconvenient, so you had to plant as soon as the newly plowed soil was moist. If you waited for the water to dry, no matter how good the seeds were, they would not germinate.
Mu Guiying solemnly wrote it down, then followed Li Yu upstairs and received her newbie gift package - mobile phone, tablet computer, solar charger...
"Xiaochan, teach Guiying how to use the phone, and I'll cache some farming videos on the tablet."
"Okay sir, I will teach Sister Guiying right now."
Diao Chan took the phone out of the box. Instead of turning it on immediately, she opened the drawer and took out a recently issued mobile phone card.
After Li Yu applied for a mobile phone card for Diao Chan last time, he took his ID card and went to the business halls of China Telecom and China Unicom to apply for several more cards.
These ancient people did not have mobile phone cards and could not use many functions, so they simply issued one to each person.
It was precisely because everyone had mobile phone cards that Diao Chan established a time-travel team group and roped in a few people.
Now, there are many new members in the group, but unfortunately Lu Bu and Qin Qiong are not here. Only when they come to the real world can their mobile phones have signals and receive group messages.
After installing the phone card, Diao Chan pressed the power button and said to Mu Guiying who was next to her who was eager to try:
"Press and hold for a few seconds to turn on the phone. Generally, if there is any problem, it can be solved by restarting the phone."
After turning on the computer, he first explained the basic functions to Mu Guiying, then installed various apps for her, registered on WeChat, and added Mu Guiying to the [Travel Team] group.
"Is this what is called a group?"
Although Mu Guiying had been here several times, she had never touched a mobile phone and was a little confused.
Diao Chan said to her seriously:
"Except for the gentleman, all the people in this group are people like us who came from time and space. The one at the top [so handsome that both men and gods are angry] is Brother Fengxian. His online name is said to have been given to him by Sun Facai."
Mu Guiying looked at it. The profile picture was very cool and the name was very cool. It was the character of Marquis Wen.
"Who is this [Qiong Wu] below?"
"It's Brother Shubao. This is a fake name he often uses, and it's also used here."
"Then this [killing a tiger is not worth mentioning] is the brother of the Wu family?"
"Yes, it's brother Erlang. He likes people to praise him most for killing tigers with bare hands... [Chonger is not alone] and [Boss Li who runs a B\u0026B] at the bottom are my husband and me. Sister Guiying, what do you want for yourself? What’s your WeChat name?”
Although he is a scumbag in school, his grades are not good, but he is still very good at such crooked things as naming.
Mu Guiying pondered for a moment and then said an online name:
"I want to suppress Marquis Wen's arrogance. Let's call him [Incredibly Beautiful]. We are all our own people, keep a low profile."
You are so low-key, you are really the female version of Marquis Lu Wen... Diao Chan joked in her heart and helped Mu Guiying change her nickname.
As soon as he finished his work, Wu Song sent a message in the group:
"Is this Miss Guiying coming in?"
After saying that, he sent a lucky red envelope to the group:
"Send me a hundred yuan red envelope to celebrate. Sister Guiying can try her luck."
Mu Guiying was a little confused, but also found it a bit funny, so she pestered Diao Chan and asked:
"What is Brother Wu doing? What is the red envelope? What should I do? It feels so fun, but it's a pity that when I think about my master not being able to play, I can't help but want to laugh out loud..."
What evil did your master do to accept such an excellent disciple like you?
Diao Chan told her the essentials of receiving red envelopes, and also used food to convert purchasing power:
"This 100 yuan can buy 70 to 80 kilograms of grain, but this depends on everyone's luck. The better the luck, the bigger the red envelope will be."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly put her hands together and bowed:
"Master, Master, bless me with good luck. I can grab the red envelope and buy you milk tea!"
She clicked on the red envelope with confidence, and then a number popped up on the page:
0.01 yuan.
"What...what's going on?"
Mu Guiying was a little confused. I received my red envelope and I got a penny?
Diao Chan took out her mobile phone and said:
"I'll try my luck."
She clicked on the red envelope, and another number popped up on the page:
99.51 yuan.
"Wow, I actually got a huge red envelope. I'm so lucky!"
Diao Chan was so excited that she spun around for weeks, and even ran to Li Yu to show off. Seeing Mu Guiying's unhappy face, she suppressed her smile, thanked Wu Song first, and then sent a red envelope to the group.
Mu Guiying took her mobile phone and quickly opened it.
This time I had better luck:
0.15 yuan.
"Xiaochan Fairy, how much did you pay? Am I lucky?"
"I paid a hundred, are you too unlucky?"
Mu Guiying: "..."
Red envelopes are not fun at all. If you don’t play with them, you won’t play anymore!
Li Yu finished caching the video, and seeing that it was getting late, he said to Mu Guiying:
"After getting familiar with the mobile phones and tablets, we will go to the backyard and start loading the truck to transport fertilizer... a total of seventy-five tons. Why don't we call brother Fengxian and second brother Qin over?"
This is the disadvantage of not having a big truck, so all the supplies have to be picked up personally.
But for the sake of confidentiality, this is all we can do for the time being.
Mu Guiying was holding her breath, so she waved her hand and said:
"No need, I can do it myself."
There are so many strong men around me, how can I let a girl move?
Li Yu stood up and said:
"We'll all move together later, and I'll call them."
He came down the stairs, and just as he was about to go find Brother Dao, he saw Lu Bu hurriedly coming from the back door.
Eh?
Is it such a coincidence?
Li Yu greeted him:
"Brother is in a hurry, what's the matter?"
Lu Bu said:
"Brother Fortune has asked someone to send you another letter. Here it is, here it is."
He took out the letter sealed in brown paper from his arms, glanced at the new snacks on the coffee table in the living room, and walked over to eat them.
I wonder what earth-shattering thing Sun Facai has done... Li Yu tore open the envelope and took out the letter paper inside.
As soon as I unfolded it, I found that the handwriting on the letter paper was very elegant, completely different from Sun Facai's handwriting.
what's the situation?
He turned directly to the last page of the letter and saw the signature at the back:
"I am Cai Yan, thank you brother!"
This...this letter was written by Cai Wenji?
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