Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

If Thief Cao doesn't die, he will only wither?

Just based on the Cadillac, Li Yu couldn't be 100% sure that it was Sun Facai.

But after hearing the catchphrase that Turtle Sun always talked about, he was completely convinced that Sun Facai, the owner of Fengming Valley Scenic Area who had been missing for more than 20 days, had really traveled to the world of the Three Kingdoms.

Damn it, no wonder I can't find anyone here, and the phone is never in the service area.

If Lu Bu hadn't happened to meet him, I don't know how long it would have been before there was any news about this turtle grandson.

Li Yu put aside his excitement and introduced to Lu Bu:

"This man's name is Sun Facai. He is my childhood friend, good brother, and the owner of the scenic spot. I didn't expect that he suddenly traveled to the world of the Three Kingdoms. Is there any way you can contact him?"

We have to find this guy quickly. Even if he doesn't come back, we still have to take care of the scenic spot's affairs first.

It's not okay to keep being like this.

Lu Bu had already eaten half a plate of dumplings:

"He left with Ah Ma, far away from Luoyang, and drove a car as fast as the wind. I'm afraid I won't be able to find him in a short time... By the way, dear brother, what does it mean that thief Cao will only wither away if he doesn't die?"

After the failed assassination of Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao returned to his hometown of Chenliu to recruit troops, and led the Cao family and Xiahou family to raise troops, intending to attack Dong Zhuo by force.

If Sun Facai followed him, he would most likely have to go to Hulao Pass to meet Lu Bu.

Cao Cao met Chen Gong when he was fleeing. The two accidentally killed Lu Boshe on the way, and said the eternal famous saying:

"I would rather teach me to betray the world than teach the world to betray me!"

Now that Sun Facai is following him, Lu Boxhe's family will most likely not be wiped out.

It's just that with Sun Facai's eccentric temperament, can he get along with Cao Cao?

Li Yu was worried that this guy would be killed by Cao Cao long before Lu Boxe, especially since he said that Cao Cao's thief will never die. Isn't this an insult in front of Cao Cao?

Putting aside his thoughts, Li Yu explained to Lu Bu who looked puzzled:

"Originally, this saying is that veterans will only wither until they die. This buddy of mine has applied the spirit of Cao thief, and often says that Cao thief will only wither until he dies."

"Old soldiers never die, they will only wither slowly. This is indeed interesting to chew on, but what is the spirit of Cao Cao?"

Only then did Li Yu remember that the nickname Married Woman Cao was given to Cao Cao by modern people, so he seriously talked about the famous quotes related to Prime Minister Cao, and by the way, he pulled out the emoticons on his phone to show Lu Bu.

For example, the classic still of Cao Cao opening the curtain, coupled with the words Meng De came uninvited, has a huge effect.

Generally, when a married woman posts a selfie online, as long as she looks good-looking and charming, someone will post this emoticon in the comment area.

Lu Bu chuckled and said:

"I didn't expect Ah Man to have such a bad name. Next time I see him, I will call him Wife Cao as my brother and see if he responds."

Don't laugh at others. No matter how bad the reputation of his wife Cao is, she still sounds better than the three-surnamed domestic slave.

Moreover, the title "Three-surnamed House Slave" was not given by later generations of Lezi people. It was Zhang Fei's original words when he scolded Lu Bu in the original work.

Although Lu Bu was still at the level of a military commander during the vassal period, he was a little overwhelmed when it came to Zhang Fei, especially Zhang Fei who talked trash after basket after basket of all kinds of swear words and slutty words.

Lu Bu was beaten off guard by this guy several times, so much so that he didn't want to meet Zhang Fei in the later stages.

Li Yu was thinking about it when he saw that there were only single digits of dumplings left on the plate, so he hurriedly ate a few more before Lu Bu did.

After finishing a plate of dumplings, Lu Bu said:

"As my brother, I am not allowed to leave Luoyang, but I can send someone to look for Sun Facai. Can you give me a secret code, lest he hears the search for my brother and thinks it is a pursuit and hides, then he cannot be found completely. arrive."

signal?

This can be done.

Li Yu thought for a while and said an old joke from time-travel novels:

"Odd changes to even."

Although Sun Facai has always been idle, he is still a second-level college student who graduated from the Polytechnic Institute. He should know this common mathematical formula.

"Chicken turns into lotus root and stays the same? What kind of delicacy is this? Chicken stewed with lotus root?"

Lu Bu, a naive person, could only think about beauties or good food and wine. When he talked about chicken stewed with lotus roots, he actually swallowed his saliva.

Li Yu smiled helplessly:

"This is a mathematical formula. The full name is odd and even, and the symbols are in the quadrants."

He briefly explained the mathematical terms, then took out a few packages of braised noodles from the storage room, intending to cook some braised noodles.

Half of the dumplings that were originally unfinished for two meals were given to Brother Dao, and the other half went into Lu Bu's stomach. Li Yu was not even half full, so he had to start cooking again.

Soon, the noodles were cooked, and Li Yu filled a large bowl for himself. Seeing Lu Bu watching eagerly, he gave him the remaining small bowl.

"Well, this noodle is really smooth and delicious!"

Lu Bu, who was familiar with the matter, put a large spoonful of mutton oil chili into the basin, stirred it, and waited for the mutton oil to melt, then he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

While eating, he suddenly thought of Wu Song:

"Isn't there any news about Brother Wu Songxian?"

Li Yu picked up the braised noodles and blew on them:

"Not yet. He hasn't been here since he left last time. He should be dealing with something."

Wu Song's character in Water Margin has both emotional and IQ. The day after he found Wu Dalang, he bought fruit, wine and meat, and entertained the neighbors with a great gesture.

It didn't take long for him to take over, and everyone under his command was obedient.

For example, in the scene where Pan Jinlian was killed in the original work, his soldiers were guarding the door, but no one questioned it, and no one informed the county magistrate. This shows that Wu Song got along well with these people.

In fact, the single-player story at the beginning of "Water Margin" not only reflects the darkness and cruelty of the Northern Song Dynasty, but is also a process of patching up the character's personality step by step.

Shi Jin, who was the first to appear, was a young boy of eighteen or nineteen. At best, he could be called a young man with a chivalrous attitude, but in fact he was just a middle-school boy who was extremely longing for the world.

The reason why he went round and round and finally fell into the trap of a bandit was because he was ignorant of the world.

Lu Zhishen, who appeared second, immediately put on this patch. He was in his thirties, a seventh-grade military attache under the command of Xianggong Lue.

Although he didn't have the spirit of being a middle school student, he eventually fell into trouble because of his bad temper.

The third character is Lin Chong, no longer irritable, elegant and easy-going, but too cowardly, and eventually went to Liangshan.

The fourth Yang Zhi appears, after the famous generals, he is capable and not cowardly, but because of his low emotional intelligence, his two express delivery failed and he had no choice but to leave the house.

The character of the fifth single-player story is Song Jiang. He is smart, emotionally intelligent, generous, and well-rounded. His only shortcoming is that he is dark and short. He is not the type that beauties like. In the end, he was forced to the road of no return by fate. .

When Wu Song appeared on the scene, the shortcomings of his poor appearance were also made up. He was majestic and talented. Not only was he a businessman, he understood the dirty tricks in the world, but he also understood the law.

When he went to the Lion House to kill Ximen Qing, he did not take action directly. Instead, he fought with Ximen Qing first. In this way, the murder became a fight, and according to the Song Dynasty, the crime was not punishable by death.

Throughout the entire "Water Margin", Wu Song seems to be the only hero who killed two people in public without being severely sentenced.

He didn't even go to Cangzhou Prison City, but to Mengzhou Prison City with relatively better conditions.

I don't know if such a heavenly being with no shortcomings can change Wu Dalang's fate of being killed. If he can't, then it's really because of the rules in the book.

Li Yu really wanted Golden Retriever to call Wu Song out to ask about the situation, but he was afraid of backfiring, so he never took action.

After finishing the bowl of braised noodles with a bang, Lu Bu hurriedly returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms.

When he came here, he couldn't help but share his knowledge with Li Yu. Cao Ah Man was wanted all over the city. There were many things going on and he couldn't stay here for too long.

Li Yu put away the dishes, went to the study, and took out a kraft paper file bag from the drawer of the desk.

These are the scenic spot procedures left behind on the day Sun Facai disappeared, including the official seal and so on.

Now that this guy has gone to the Three Kingdoms, how should he deal with the scenic spot?

Lu Bu must contact him quickly and either come back as soon as possible or sign a transfer agreement to prevent the scenic spot from being remembered.

Li Yu also thought about the problem of different time flow rates in the Three Kingdoms world and the Water Margin world.

"Could it be that Sun Facai's time travel has brought the world of the Three Kingdoms closer to the real world, so the flow of time has slowed down?"

When I contact Sun Facai later, I have to do some research.

After going through the scenic spot procedures, he was worried about losing it, so he took it to his room and locked it in the cabinet where the jade and gold were stored.

At the Yinxu archaeological team station, Zhou Ruotong, who was having lunch, received a call from Ge Huihui:

"Ruotong, I have already bought the high-speed rail ticket for Friday, and also booked the tickets for the Longqi Mountain Scenic Area online. When I arrive, we will take Brother Dao to worship the good luck cat and pray for a smooth adventure... Hoho , with the blessing of the lucky cat, maybe we will make a great discovery."

"You are so superstitious."

Zhou Ruotong was not interested in things like worshiping gods, but when she thought about staying in a B\u0026B on Friday, the hot chestnut drink she drank on Monday morning flashed in her mind.

The silky texture is so delicious!

There are still two days until Friday, how about... go have another meal in the afternoon?

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Good morning, brothers. I want to ask for Brother Dao: Do ​​you have a monthly pass?