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Tiger Pioneer felt that he had not checked the almanac before going out today, and he actually met a lunatic.

However, in order to survive and to stay away from this lunatic, he immediately lay down on the stone next to him, and a tiger skin suddenly appeared on the stone, and Tiger Pioneer disappeared again.

But just after walking a short distance, a black tasseled spear blocked his way, and the black bear demon came with the tiger skin he had taken off, obviously not forgetting to give Qin Qiong a tiger skin coat.

Tiger Pioneer had no choice but to use the Golden Cicada Shell Escape Technique again, leaving behind a tiger skin and rushing into the cave, but after running a few steps, Wukong's incarnation was already waiting in front.

"My son, grandpa wants a few more tiger skins to make a mattress. How can I sew a mattress if you run away?"

Tiger Pioneer was about to cry:

"Grandpa, if you want to kill me or cut me up, just say something. There is no such torture."

Wukong didn't care:

"I want tiger skins, take them off quickly!"

In this way, Tiger Pioneer was forced by Wukong to throw down seven or eight tiger skins in a row until his body was covered in blood, and even the tiger skin he transformed was stained with blood. Only then did Wukong feel comfortable.

All the humiliation he suffered in the game was released at this moment.

He raised the golden hoop and asked:

"I ask you, have you eaten human flesh? As long as you don't lie, I will let you go back."

Tiger Pioneer hurriedly agreed:

"I have eaten human flesh. My king likes to eat human flesh. He has to find thirty or fifty people to drink with every month. I have also eaten with him a few times, but..."

Before he finished speaking, Wukong swung the golden hoop and hit Tiger Pioneer's head hard.

The tiger demon who followed the Yellow Wind Monster and acted as an accomplice to the tiger finally got the retribution he deserved.

After the tiger demon died, his true form was revealed. The huge tiger corpse was as big as several rooms. Wukong said to the black bear demon:

"Brother, find a way to collect it and give it to His Royal Highness the Holy Son to make wine."

The black bear demon agreed and took out a small glass bottle from his arms. He shone it on the tiger corpse and quickly collected the corpse.

After finishing all this, he collected the nine tiger skins he picked up and gave them to the soldiers who were going to the Western Expedition.

As soon as the fight was over, the executive director of the Journey to the West project, Dizang, showed up with his assistant Di Ting:

"Can you two pay more attention? If you kill the tiger demon directly, who will kidnap your master? If you don't kidnap your master, then this calamity will be ruined again, right?"

Wukong took out two cans of hawthorn canned food and handed them to Di Ting, then said with a smile:

"Uncle Master, you don't know, His Royal Highness the Holy Son said that if the calamity is not enough, it should not be us who are anxious, but the Heavenly Court... His Royal Highness the Holy Son is still waiting for the small calamity to become a large calamity. We also want to listen to Uncle Master, but it is difficult to disobey the Holy Order. Please calm down, Uncle Master, you will have Kyoho grapes to eat after the fight is over, and I will give you three boxes."

Dizang had a stern face and finally chose to compromise helplessly:

"Five boxes, if three boxes are not enough, we will share."

"Deal!"

The black bear demon on the side was stunned. He didn't expect his senior brother to be so mercenary, and he didn't expect that Uncle Dizang, who saved the suffering, would actually have a bargaining face.

The whole quarrel was full of laughter, as if they were performing a double act to increase the difficulty of Journey to the West. However, both sides took the grape discussion seriously later... The calamity of heaven and earth is not as important as a few boxes of grapes, right?

At this moment, the black bear demon felt that the water in the fairy world was really deep. It was estimated that only a monkey like his senior brother could adapt to it. It was a bit difficult for us, who came from the mountains, to fit in.

Dizang quickly led Di Ting back. As soon as they arrived at the underworld, Di Ting said:

"Don't be so serious. You must be happy in your heart, right?"

Dizang smiled:

"I don't know how the gods in the heaven will handle it. I am looking forward to it. If they don't interfere, there will be two fewer calamities now. The next ones are the Four Saints' Test of Zen Heart and Wuzhuang Temple. These two calamities will not appear. The more they accumulate, the more they will become. In the end, there will be a "bang" sound, and the small calamity will turn into a big calamity."

Di Ting asked:

"Will the Mother of Mount Li participate in the Four Saints' Test of Zen Heart this time? ”

Di Zang shook his head:

“No, the Queen has handed this matter over to Queen Qiong Xiao to plan, and she should give the master and apprentices a small surprise.”

Di Ting opened his mouth:

“No way? Queen Qiong Xiao seduced the pilgrim team?”

Just when he said this, the little guy’s head was knocked by Di Zang:

“What seduction or not? There are many temptations that affect the Zen mind, and women are not even in the top five... Food, two-dimensional figures, 4090 graphics cards, large-scale mechanical operations, large-scale 3D games, fishing, which one is not more tempting than women?”

Di Ting: ??????????????????

So, Queen Qiong Xiao is going to open an Internet cafe on the way to the pilgrim to test the pilgrim team?

Thinking that Queen Qiong Xiao is the sister-in-law of His Royal Highness the Son of Heaven, Di Ting also felt that what he said just now was a bit abrupt, and hurriedly held his breath and listened to the voices of the gods of the three realms. When he found that no one noticed what he said, he was slightly relieved.

On the Yellow Wind Ridge, the master and his disciples continued to seek scriptures. Just as they turned a corner, a man wearing golden armor and holding a steel fork appeared in front of them.

Wukong was delighted when he saw him:

"Isn't this the legendary Yellow Wind Great Sage? My son, your grandpa is here to see you, why don't you call me grandpa?"

The Yellow Wind Great Sage raised the steel fork and said:

"You killed my Tiger Vanguard, which is really too much. You will pay a price today!"

In the original version of Journey to the West, the Yellow Wind Monster never thought of catching Tang Monk, nor did he want to catch him. It was all Tiger Vanguard who instigated him. This guy first abducted Tang Monk to the cave, and then said that those who did not eat Tang Monk were cowards. As a result, he died tragically under Zhu Bajie's rake, forcing the Yellow Wind Monster to take up weapons and avenge Tiger Vanguard.

Because if he did not do something, the other subordinates would not obey.

Now Tiger Vanguard was tortured to death by Wukong, and was seen clearly by his minions. He ran into the cave in a panic. The Yellow Wind Monster had no choice but to bring people over.

As a mink from Lingshan, he naturally knew about the journey to obtain scriptures, and even knew Xuanzang's identity clearly.

Seeing him dressed in a golden helmet and armor, Wukong smiled and said:

"Did you pick up Xiao Erlang's clothes? Why are the style and color of the armor so similar? Even the weapons are so similar?"

The three-pronged fork used by the Yellow Wind Monster, Erlang Shen's life weapon is a three-pronged double-edged sword. From a visual point of view, there is indeed not much difference.

In addition, when the Yellow Wind Monster appeared in the original book, there was also a poem praising him, "Holding the three-pronged steel fork is sharp, no less than the year of the sage Lang", so Wukong couldn't help but make fun of him when he saw his appearance.

Before the Yellow Wind Monster could speak, Erlang Shen's voice suddenly came from mid-air:

"Yang doesn't want to be compared with such a beast, but this beast calls himself the Great Sage, which reminds me of an old friend who served Pegasus."

Just now Wukong teased Erlang Shen with the Yellow Wind Monster, but he was in mid-air and retorted without saying a word.

Huang Fengguai was dumbfounded. I just jumped out and said something pretentious. There was no need to make such a big fuss, right?

Besides, I didn't call myself Huang Feng Dasheng. That was the nickname given to me by the guardian of Lingshan. There is a reason for every grievance. Can you go and cause trouble for them?

Seeing Wukong and the others on the verge of a fight, Huang Fengguai panicked and felt that things were not as simple as he imagined.

He didn't want to go against the team, but fate pushed him forward. Now there is another fearless Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. My life is over!

After Erlang Shen landed, Wukong quickly took out his mobile phone to take a video:

"When the mountain copy meets the real one, the difference is immediately revealed... But the color of the armor is exactly the same. I would like to call Huang Fengguai Huang Feng Erlang. What do you think, junior brother?"

He was like a fun person, constantly fanning the flames, while Erlang Shen walked to Xuanzang and watched Wukong making a fuss quietly.

The Yellow Wind Monster was eager to get away, so he suddenly opened his mouth and blew towards Wukong. A huge gust of wind, carrying yellow sand all over the sky, blew over, and people couldn't open their eyes.

He planned to blow Wukong away, and then take the opportunity to slip away, hiding far away first, and then come back after the pilgrims left.

However, when the gust of wind stopped, the Yellow Wind Monster found that Wukong, who had just stood in front of him, was still standing in front of him, holding the arm of the black bear demon.

The next to him, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, holding a golden pill, protected Xuanzang and the white dragon horse.

No one was blown away, and even the luggage was placed on the ground.

This... my Samadhi Divine Wind, which is always effective, just failed?

The Yellow Wind Monster didn't believe in evil, and blew another gust of wind, this time carrying more sand and soil, and just opening his mouth could fill up countless sand and soil, hitting his face like a knife.

When the wind stopped, Wukong still stood there, and turned the golden hoop into an ear pick, digging in his ears, looking like he deserved a beating.

"My son, you've finished your moves, right? Then it's my turn to make a move!"

After saying that, Wukong shook his hand, and the ear pick suddenly turned into a golden hoop as thick as a bowl, and smashed it towards the head of the Yellow Wind Monster without saying anything. The Yellow Wind Monster quickly blocked it with a steel fork. At this moment, a black tassel spear took advantage of the opportunity and stabbed directly into his ribs.

After all, the black bear monster was honest, and after making a move, he specially shouted a slogan:

"Evil demons like you who eat people should be killed by everyone, and there is no need to talk about the code of conduct in the martial arts world!"

Wukong responded:

"That's right, evil demons who eat people should be killed, and anyone who favors the Yellow Wind Monster will be regarded as his accomplice... Watch out!"

The three of them fought together, but it was basically Wukong who suppressed the Yellow Wind Monster.

The Yellow Wind Monster fought and retreated, occasionally blowing a strong wind to block Wukong's attack, but he was already defeated. If he continued to fight like this, he would be beaten down by Wukong and his fellow disciples sooner or later.

As they were fighting, bursts of Sanskrit sounds suddenly came from the sky, and a Bodhisattva descended from the sky:

"Wukong, stop it. This evil beast belongs to Lingshan. If you want to kill it, you need the Buddha's approval... I have nothing to do, so why don't you help you capture him and send him to Lingshan? What do you think?"

This person is Lingji Bodhisattva of Xiaoxumi Mountain. Wukong thought he was very patient, but he didn't expect that Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't sit still before he hurt the Yellow Wind Monster's life.

Just as the solemn Bodhisattva was about to take the Yellow Wind Monster away, Erlang Shen stopped him with a three-pointed double-edged sword:

"This evil beast ate tens of thousands of people while in Yellow Wind Ridge. As a mortal god, I must arrest him. Please don't make it difficult for me."

Lingji Bodhisattva was stunned. He didn't expect that Xuanzang and Wukong didn't say anything, but Erlang Shen, an outsider, jumped out.

He said with an unhappy face:

"This is an internal matter of Lingshan. Please restrain yourself, Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun. Wait until we have dealt with it internally, and then ask Zhenjun to make a decision. How about it?"

Erlang Shen is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. Lingji Bodhisattva didn't want to offend him, so he made up a random excuse.

However, what he didn't expect was that Erlang Shen took out a document of imperial decree from his arms calmly:

"I'm sorry, not long ago I was appointed by the Buddha as the Demon-Dancing Heavenly Lord Bodhisattva of Lingshan. I have the responsibility of cleaning up the scum in Buddhism. I also ask Lingji Bodhisattva not to embarrass this Heavenly Lord. After all, Buddhism is a place that respects rules and does not depend on nepotism. You can get the upper hand, right?"

Lingji Bodhisattva didn't know what to do now.

Wukong turned the golden hoop into a comb, pretended to comb the monkey hair on his forehead, and analyzed as if Zhuge Liang was possessed:

"The magical power of the Yellow Wind Monster is Samadhi Divine Wind, and the Bodhisattva who controls the wind in Buddhism is you, Lingji Bodhisattva. Next, will you say that this evil beast stole the lamp oil from Lingshan and should have been executed, but the Buddha stopped him? , let you release him into the wild, so you want to take him to see the Buddha now, right?"

Taking the path of Lingji Bodhisattva left Lingji Bodhisattva with no way to go... Black Bear Spirit felt that he had learned another lesson from his senior brother. No matter how well-founded it was, as long as he said it first, he would leave the other party speechless.

In fact, from the appearance of Lingji Bodhisattva, everyone knew that he chose to stand on the opposite side, so Wukong and Erlang Shen no longer showed mercy, preparing to anger each other and then clean up the door.

In order to prevent the yellow wind monster from attacking Xuanzang, Wukong turned his face and said:

"Master, you can go to the real world and read for a while, and then come back after we finish the fight."

"Okay, I'll go right away, Master."

Xuanzang followed his good example and built a door with the black bear spirit's pole, then walked through and disappeared.

Without Xuanzang, Wukong, Black Bear, Jing Erlang and Shen were obviously more relaxed. They didn't need to worry about their master's safety and could have a good fight.

Lingji Bodhisattva also took out his flying dragon staff.

He pronounced a Buddhist name and threw down the flying dragon staff. The staff immediately turned into a huge eight-clawed golden dragon and pounced on the weakest little white dragon in the audience.

The black bear spirit immediately held up the black tasseled spear and quickly grew to a height of a hundred feet. He stood in front of the golden dragon and fought with the dragon.

The third eye on Erlang Shen's forehead shot out a brilliant light and took the lead in attacking Lingji Bodhisattva.

Wukong continued to fight the yellow wind monster. As long as he killed the ferret, the level of Huang Fengling would be over. By then, no matter what methods Lingji Bodhisattva had, he would eventually stop the matter.

In order to quickly take down the yellow wind monster, Wukong first used his external incarnation, then used one energy to transform into three pure beings, and finally used three heads and six arms.

The external incarnation made Wukong into two, and the transformation into three pure things made Wukong into six, plus three heads and six arms... This luxurious configuration even made the twenty-eight stars in the heaven and the thirty-six generals in the thunder department. Never experienced it.

There were too many Wukongs, and the Golden Cudgel also split into a bunch of clones. The original fight turned into a group fight.

Erlang Shen, who was fighting, glanced at Wukong and felt that if this guy was caught by the Heavenly Court again, he would be charged with one more war crime... He suddenly transformed into a bunch of clones, plus one Qi transformed into three pure beings and three heads and six arms, who could bear this? Come on?

A group of Wukong surrounded the Yellow Wind Monster, and finally the eighteen golden hoops were smashed down together. Even though the Yellow Wind Monster had tempered its body with Buddhism in Lingshan Mountain, it was still unable to withstand it.

"Great Sage, if you have something to say, please tell me...please spare my life!"

Wukong shouted angrily:

"I can spare you, but who has ever spared the people who were eaten by you?"

The yellow wind monster never thought that Wukong would actually stand up for the human race by killing him. He held the steel fork horizontally and tried to stop the golden cudgel:

"Mortals are lowly and despicable, nothing more than ants. What does it have to do with you if I eat them? Don't be too troublesome..."

Before he finished speaking, a five-color divine thunder as thick as a water tank suddenly dropped from the sky, and the yellow wind monster and its armor weapons were all smashed into pieces without a trace.

Great Sage Huang Feng, both his spirit and his form are destroyed!

Lingji Bodhisattva looked up at Shen Lei and murmured that it was impossible.

As we all know, Nuwa is about to transform into a Taoist being. Logically speaking, she shouldn't take action, but now she not only takes action, but also uses the original divine thunder that carries the power of a saint.

This is beyond the knowledge of Lingji Bodhisattva.

While he was stunned, a group of incarnations of Wukong rushed into the sky, and together with Erlang Shen who also used one energy to transform the three pure beings, they surrounded Lingji Bodhisattva from top to bottom, left, and back.

Upon seeing this, Lingji Bodhisattva was about to mobilize his Buddhist golden body to protect him, but found that the golden body had been restrained by the Nine-Rank Lotus Platform at some point, and even the belief power he had accumulated from his usual sermons could not be mobilized at all.

At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva panicked.

He waved his hand, intending to use the flying dragon staff to protect himself, but as soon as the golden dragon turned around and prepared to fly back, the black bear spirit directly hugged the dragon's body, and its body grew to a thousand feet high again, grabbing the golden dragon's head and tail like ramen noodles. Tear hard.

The black tassel gun turned into a pair of wrist guards and automatically buckled on the black bear spirit's wrist. The golden Buddhist inscriptions on the wrist guards and armor intertwined and formed a linkage, putting pressure on the golden dragon together.

Lingji Bodhisattva could not withstand the joint attack of Wukong and Erlang Shen, and the flying dragon staff was tightly entangled by the black bear spirit and could not fly back at all.

He took a deep breath and shouted in the direction of Lingshan:

"Tathagata, if you do this, Lingshan will never have peace!"

Wukong complained:

"It's peaceful to be ignored by you, right?"

Lingji Bodhisattva ignored Wukong, but looked blankly in the direction of Lingshan, hoping that someone could rescue him, and that Tathagata could take back his life.

However, there was no movement in the west, and other Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were also silent.

Only Vairochana Buddha floats above the spiritual mountain, constantly reciting the Diamond Sutra.

Wukong felt that the effect of Yi Qi Hua San Qing was about to end, so he continued to attack. Erlang Shen also summoned Xiao Tian and bit Lingji Bodhisattva's leg tightly.

The two sides worked together to trap Lingji Bodhisattva.

Then, Wukong turned the 18 golden hoop sticks into the size of steel needles and pierced them into Lingji Bodhisattva's body. He also controlled the golden hoop sticks to become larger, and Lingji Bodhisattva's body was immediately torn into pieces.

His soul was about to escape back to Xiao Xumi Mountain, but the nine-grade lotus platform enshrined in Lingshan Mountain was shining with golden light, sucking Lingji Bodhisattva's soul into the lotus platform and becoming the nutrients of the lotus platform.

The battle of Huangfengling ended successfully!

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