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Hearing Mu Guiying's words, Li Yu couldn't help but feel happy:

"Zhong Kui is very lucky to have such a good thing happen to him."

The big Luo people were sharpening their swords, provoking, taunting and inciting hatred all day long, but they did not catch any foreign gods. Unexpectedly, Zhong Kui was just sitting in Weizhou to attract foreign souls, and actually caught up with the gods of Changshengtian to find trouble.

This is the first achievement of the Chinese Immortals’ foreign war!

No matter how the Three Realms develop in the future, the case of Zhong Kui violently beating foreign gods will be passed down... it will be recorded in the history books!

The Changshengtian of the grassland belongs to the god of nature worship. The sky represented by the Changshengtian also represents eternity. Its subordinate gods include the mountain god, the water god, the rain god, the thunder god, and the wind god, all of which originate from nature.

Even if religious schools such as shamans and lamas were later integrated, the status of nature gods is still transcendent, especially Changshengtian, who is a creator-god-like existence.

In order to make Mu Guiying eat more comfortably, Li Yu and Diao Chan took the food to the pavilion in the courtyard:

"Which of the gods from Changshengtian is here this time?"

"It's really interesting to call him the God of the Qilian Mountains. We have the Qilian Mountains over there in Gansu, and these foreign races have to name their mountains the Qilian Mountains. Don't they have their own names?"

Li Yu smiled and helped the girl unpack the cheese and sweet potato:

"For aliens, it is normal for them to lack knowledge and culture. Not to mention the grasslands, even Vietnam, which has been ruled by China for thousands of years, likes to copy our place names. For example, in the northern part of Vietnam, there is Taiyuan City, and they practice it. It proves that Vietnam is an integral part of Shanxi.”

Diao Chan picked out a piece of popcorn covered in syrup and secretly put it into her mouth:

"The capital of Vietnam is called Hanoi, and Hanoi County is the ancient name of northwest Henan. Vietnam should be an inseparable part of the Central Plains."

Mu Guiying raised objections:

"There is a city in Vietnam called Laizhou, which has the same name as Laizhou in Shandong. It can only be said that Shandong's restoration of Vietnam is the right choice that the people want and conforms to the development of the times... Hey, I actually spoke well and learned how to write official documents without a teacher. She is indeed an empress, she is talented.”

Li Yu said:

"We can't control the real world, but in the book world, don't even think about Vietnam. At most, there is Annam Province."

Diao Chan asked puzzledly:

"Why is it called Annan and not Vietnam?"

"When they founded the country, they asked us to give them a name. They wanted to name the country Annan, but [An] is an auspicious word, so they changed it to the word [Yue] with a more wild meaning. South of the wild land, that is not It’s even more wild... Similar to the Korean flag, the names of Cambodia and Laos, etc., they are all masterpieces from our side.”

If we were to name Cambodia in an honest and elegant way, we should call it Khmer. However, this name is a bit elegant and does not fit in with China’s demeanor as a great country since ancient times, so we named Cambodia with a transliteration. It means Poverty Alleviation Group. the key objects of care.

After teasing the name of the country, Li Yu asked:

"Didn't Zhong Kui kill the God of Qilian Mountain?"

"It can't be killed for the time being, unless we send people to conquer there, but the god of the Qilian Mountains will not be able to jump in a short time. After Zhong Kui beat him until he repeatedly begged for mercy, Yang Jiye stabbed him again. As for the aliens on the grassland, Given the population, it is estimated that this mountain god would not be able to recover until Temujin was born.”

Diao Chan asked:

"In our mythology, mountain gods are only the most basic gods. I feel that the mountain gods on the grassland are of a higher level."

Li Yu had just read similar information two days ago and said to her:

"The foreign peoples have the custom of worshiping mountains. From the Shaman gods who emerged in the northeast, to the Tubo gods, to the Changshengtian, and even the Huns and Turks who fled to the west, they all worship mountains and regard them as superior gods. They do not even If I dare to call the mountain by its name, I am worried that it will be a taboo.”

After speaking, he asked Mu Guiying:

"The Qilian Mountain God was beaten, but the other gods didn't do anything?"

"The God of Fire on the grassland is coming, but he looks at it from a distance and doesn't come close. Zhong Kui is worried about Changshengtian's sneak attack, so he doesn't go too far from the border... By the way, husband, why don't they dare to approach the border?"

Li Yu told him about the stone tablet in the sky. As long as the national border moves forward, the stone tablet made by Zhang Daoling will also move forward.

Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:

"I asked why everyone likes to play push the box game. It turns out that the stone monument is moved... If I don't consider the strategic depth and lead the army directly into the holy mountain of the grassland, then can our stone tablet be erected on the grassland? On the Holy Mountain?"

This idea inspired Li Yu:

"If you want to advance quickly in the future, you can do this and break out the divine war in advance. We can fight the human world as we want without any delay."

The other party actually has a fire god. I don’t know what the level is. If it is relatively strong, the fire god Zhu Rong, one of the ancestors of China, can move his arms and legs.

Speaking of which, Zhu Rong is also a civil servant, but his fighting ability... He can defeat the water god Gonggong. In anger, Gonggong broke Mount Buzhou, causing the sky to collapse and the earth to collapse. The old mother of the human race collected five-color stones and melted them into magma, blocking the The hole in the sky saved the world and became a saint.

Diao Chan said with a smile:

"In the original work, Yang Jiye was killed in a head-on collision. I thought he was a very pedantic person, but I didn't expect that he actually learned how to bully others with more, and it was a two-on-one fight."

Mu Guiying finished the steamed buns and started to show off the cheese and sweet potatoes:

"He has just become a god, has no faith and power, and is relatively weak. He can only strike with a knife out of the blue. The main force of the attack is still Zhong Kui. He is worthy of being the leader of the bandit suppression in the underworld and has rich experience in fighting."

Zhong Kui is responsible for punishment in the underworld, and also takes care of some demons and evil spirits that cause chaos in the human world, such as the old corpse in the mountain village, the big black Buddha mother, the black mountain old demon, etc., all of which are Zhong Kui's targets.

After eating and drinking, Mu Guiying heard that the two went to see a movie, which was a super exciting horror movie, and she also clamored to watch it.

Li Yu had no choice but to accompany her to watch "Alien 1" in the study room, and felt the original space horror movie... This movie is older than Li Yu, but the classic elements in it cannot be surpassed by many modern movies.

Diao Chan was very interested in this series of movies and watched them with great interest. Mu Guiying also watched them seriously at the beginning, but when she noticed that Li Yu was a little scared, she secretly took the pillow on the sofa and threw it into Li Yu's arms:

"The face hugger is coming!"

Li Yu was distracted and trembled with fear. Then he hugged the naughty empress and kissed her hard.

"Okay, okay, I won't scare you anymore. My husband, I was wrong!"

Mu Guiying sat up and saw Diao Chan glancing at her. She couldn't help but laugh:

"What? You want to kiss too? Then come on, I'll help you hold your husband down and make sure he won't struggle. Fairy Chan, you can kiss boldly without any worries."

Diao Chan: "..."

If you want to join in the fun, just say it directly. Is it necessary to beat around the bush?

Just as she was about to continue watching the movie, Mu Guiying grabbed Li Yu's arm and pushed him onto the sofa, calling out to Diao Chan:

"Come on, come on, this is a rare opportunity... Little Chan brand face hugger, your husband's exclusive little alien!"

Diao Chan blushed and hit her:

"You are the little alien."

The little girl saw Li Yu lying still, bent over and kissed him, then sat up straight and stopped playing with the two of them, but she could no longer immerse herself in the movie. She always glanced at Li Yu vaguely, fearing that her husband would come back to kill her.

When the movie was over, Mu Guiying said:

"I just had a belly full of dry food, and I want something with soup. Husband, can you cook me half a pound of wontons?"

Li Yu came to the kitchen and saw some frozen wontons in the refrigerator. He cooked two small and one large bowls of wontons. Worried that Mu Guiying's portion was not enough, he deliberately added some dragon beard noodles to her portion to make wonton noodles.

Put a little lard at the bottom of the bowl, pinch a handful of shrimp skin, break a piece of seaweed, put the wontons in the bowl, and finally sprinkle some pickled vegetables and coriander, and the wontons are ready.

After eating a bowl of wontons, Diao Chan and Li Yu said good night to each other and went back to the room to take a bath and rest. Mu Guiying planned to take a bath with Li Yu under the banner of saving water.

The next day, when Li Yu got up to exercise, Diao Chan had also gotten up.

The two played badminton in the backyard for half an hour. The little girl also rode the white horse seized by Zhao Xue for a stroll. She felt that the horse was very well-behaved and obedient, and Sister Zhou would definitely like it when she came.

While strolling, Mu Guiying got up and saw Diao Chan riding on a horse, and reminded her:

"Little Fairy Chan, be careful, this horse is not castrated, and its temper may be a little irritable. If the horse is frightened, remember to tighten the reins and don't hold the horse's neck."

Diao Chan agreed, and then asked:

"Sister Guiying, can it be sent to the horse farm as a stallion?"

"Theoretically, it can, but as a stallion, it can't be ridden. It can only be kept in the horse farm for breeding, otherwise the horse will be out of control and become more and more irritable."

The girl picked up Diao Chan's badminton racket and smashed Li Yu repeatedly to avenge the whipping last night.

While playing, Xuanzang came. Li Yu quickly dropped his racket and asked Xuanzang:

"Are you still in Huangfengling?"

"Yes, we are. Wukong and Wuming have just repaired the temple of Jinyu Bodhisattva. When everything is repaired, we will continue on our way. Huangfengling will be handed over to the mountain god for development."

Mu Guiying also came to join in the fun:

"Lingji Bodhisattva is dead. Who will take care of his Xiaoxumi Mountain?"

"Master gave it to the Bodhisattva Dangmo Tianzun, that is, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, and regarded it as his second Taoist temple. In the future, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun can go directly from Guanjiangkou to Xiaoxumi Mountain without flying on the clouds."

The Buddha is really petty... Li Yu sighed in his heart. Erlang Shen participated in the siege of Lingji, so Tathagata let Erlang Shen inherit the Taoist temple of Lingji Bodhisattva.

If you don't obey the order, your enemies will occupy your Taoist temple, eat your offerings, and beat up your believers... typical murder.

"Did Maitreya, Guanyin and others react?"

"No reaction. After my master issued the Buddha's decree, Vairocana Buddha wrote this matter into the Buddhist scriptures. Medicine Buddha sent Sunlight Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva under his seat to send some immortal medicines that can be planted, hoping that the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable can protect the world and eradicate more scums... Wuchao Zen Master of Fo Tu Mountain sent two immortal fruit trees as gifts."

When Tathagata expressed his opinion and began to take action, helpers naturally appeared.

Medicine Buddha, who ranked first in Lingshan, expressed his attitude and stood on the side of Tathagata. With the help of Vairocana Buddha, who temporarily ranked sixth, Tathagata finally stopped fighting alone.

When it comes to the plot of Xiaoxitian, I believe the battle between the two sides will be very interesting.

Xuanzang said:

"Just now, my senior brother came from the underworld and conveyed the will of the Holy Son's Consort. She hopes that His Royal Highness the Holy Son can find some plants that do not need sunlight and can survive in harsh environments. The Holy Son's Consort wants to do a series of planting experiments in the underworld."

Li Yu agreed without thinking:

"Okay, I'll prepare it after breakfast."

At this time, breakfast was ready. Xuanzang drank a bowl of pumpkin rice porridge and ate two fried dough sticks, and then went to the small temple on the mountain, preparing to open the temple today to see if he could meet someone he was destined for.

While Li Yu was eating, he started looking for plants suitable for the underworld.

The conditions in the underworld are harsh and there is no sunlight. It is easy to find these two things alone. All the mushrooms, moss, some shrubs growing in the shade, ferns, etc., seem to be able to survive without sunlight.

But which one will work, you have to experiment little by little.

In order to make it easier for Professor Zhou to conduct experiments, Li Yu also specially built a set of greenhouse equipment, which has stainless steel keel supports, thick insulation film, thermometers, hygrometers, etc.

Then I bought plants such as garlic cloves and leek seeds. Since I want to experiment, I will plant some garlic and leek seeds with me. If possible, the B\u0026B will no longer need to purchase related vegetables, which can be regarded as saving money and giving to the underworld. Created a new side business.

After Li Yu finished shopping, he was about to rest for a while when he returned to the B\u0026B when he saw Zhang Guoan sending a group notification in the security department group:

"There are too many tourists in the small temple on the mountain. We have started to limit the number of visitors. We ask the monk to come to the small square below to give lectures. The tourists in the small temple will leave after burning incense and don't stay."

Eh? Didn’t Xuanzang just go there not long ago? Is this a business?

Li Yu thought for a while, called Diao Chan, and prepared to go to the scenic spot together.

"Sister Guiying went back. Before she left, she took away my favorite little bee hairpin. She also said that I was a folk girl and was not allowed to use bright yellow hairpins... She was really getting more and more into the drama."

Li Yu smiled and said:

"She likes yellow. All hairpin accessories are mainly yellow, including Minions, Little Yellow Ducks, Ducklings, Sally Chicken, Garfield Cats, Little Bees... there are all these yellow cartoon characters. They are all her favorites.”

When the little girl heard this, she grabbed Li Yu's hand:

"My husband is so kind. He remembers our preferences clearly."

"Just saying this to you, I'll treat you to milk tea later!"

Arriving at the scenic spot, Li Yu saw that the path up the mountain was almost blocked. The observation deck, which had no tourists in the past, was now full of people. As for the small temple not far from the observation deck, it was even more crowded. It was crowded, more people than those from Pangdong.

Li Yu found Zhang Guoan, pointed at it and asked:

"Why are there so many people?"

"I don't know, after the monk opened the door, a few tourists ran over to burn incense, and then they called their friends and beckoned them over. Then more people came over, and everyone came up in a swarm. Some people wanted to listen to Buddhist scriptures. Some people just follow the trend and feel that they are losing money if they don’t take a look.”

Damn, if I had known there were so many tourists, I would have charged the small temple a second time.

As soon as he thought of this, Li Yu's head felt like it was going to collapse:

"You brat, you're after money, right?"

"Domestic scenic spots basically charge twice or three times now. I do this purely to be consistent with the big scenic spots... It's really not about money."

Li Yu made a few quibbles and quickly changed the topic:

"Mom, Tongtong plans to start a farming industry in the underworld. Is this possible?"

"Everything is possible. Let's try it first. It happens that the treasure money is also there. If there is hope, the underworld will have one more way to save it."

The mother and son chatted for a while. Li Yu originally wanted to take Diao Chan to the mountains to have a look, but the more tourists were restricted, the more tourists queued up. In desperation, the two had no choice but to buy a cup of milk tea and a few bombs. Big squid and tornado potato tart, ready to go home.

"I didn't expect that there is also a whirlwind potato tower in the scenic area. If sister Guiying knew about it, she would definitely stay at the stall and eat like crazy... Hey, there are also wolf-tooth potatoes over there. Can I buy one to try?"

"sure."

Li Yu bought a portion of wolf-tooth potatoes and saw that the stall next to them sold fried tofu, so he also bought a portion.

The essence of shopping is not eating, but constantly tasting unknown delicacies while shopping. The two of them walked around without seeing Xuanzang, but bought a bunch of snacks.

Passing by the statue, the little girl sat on the steps, took out the snacks she bought one by one, and waited for her old mother to taste them before eating.

"Look at how well-behaved the little cicada is. Make something delicious for lunch and let the little cicada eat more. Don't just eat for yourself."

Li Yu listened to his mother's thoughts and couldn't help but muttered in his heart:

"Mom, with your mentality, why did you worry about transformation in the past? I feel like you are more down-to-earth than Dr. Zhang."

My mother, Zhang Ping, occasionally forwards some unintelligible nonsense in her circle of friends, but the aloof old human mother only thinks about her son and daughter-in-law.

"Isn't it all your Guiying's fault? Ever since I told her about the dangers of becoming a Taoist, she has always been stubborn about everything and made excuses. She tries her best to make me angry every day... Fortunately, she has this girl. Otherwise, it is really possible for me to transform into a Tao and become a part of the Heavenly Dao. At that time, I will not know you as a good son."

Li Yu smiled and took a bite of the wolf-tooth potato and said:

"Whether you recognize her or not, you will always be my mother."

Back at the B\u0026B, Li Yu started making food.

The little girl likes to eat sweet and sour delicacies, such as fish-flavored shredded pork, sweet and sour pork loin, sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour fish fillets, cherry meat, pot-roasted pork, stuffed pork, etc., all are arranged.

When Li Shengzi was busy cooking in the kitchen to reward the little girl, he traveled westward to the world and the spiritual mountain of Buddhism.

The huge golden lotus slowly turned, and opposite to it was the gold-inlaid jade Buddha that Shan Xiongxin gave to Li Yu.

Tathagata Buddha, Medicine Buddha and Vairocana Buddha sat in a shape of a Chinese character "品", each stretched out their hands to shoot out a Buddha light, and as soon as the three lights came together, a golden shadow flew out of the golden lotus.

After the shadow merged with the Buddha light, the color became brighter, and then it floated towards the gold-inlaid jade Buddha.

When the shadow and the jade Buddha slowly overlapped, the entire jade Buddha suddenly burst into thousands of rays of light. When the light flashed, a young monk in golden Buddhist clothes appeared in front of him:

"I am a poor monk, Jinyu, and I pay my respects to the Buddha!"

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