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Zhang Song, who was riding a small pony, heard Lu Bu's words, raised his head and asked:

"General, why don't we capture him alive? Killing him is not as good as capturing him alive and escorting him to Chang'an."

Returning to the capital to present prisoners is a good way to increase military merit and prestige, and it is also the pursuit of the Han generals. The reason why Huo Qubing became famous in the first place was that he escorted the family of the Xiongnu Chanyu to Chang'an, allowing the people of Chang'an to see the living Xiongnu nobles.

Some of these nobles became prisoners, while others were weak at the knees. They were transformed from nobles to kneeling tribesmen and became part of the Han Dynasty. Chanyu's son Jin Rixi even entered the court as an official and became Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Minister Tuogu.

After Lu Bu took the photo, he put his phone in his arms:

"Liu Yan is your Majesty's uncle in name. Take him to Chang'an, head and tail. How can you kill him then? If you keep him...can you swallow this breath?"

Before the expedition, Jia Xu issued a secret order:

"None of the Liu clan members of the separatist regime can return to Chang'an alive."

The Han Dynasty ruled the world with filial piety, and Liu Yan, Liu Yu, and Liu Biao were all Liu Xie's elders. When the time came, let alone beheading, they would not even be able to impose sentences.

At the beginning, Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty's younger brother Liu Chang, King of Huainan, colluded with foreigners and intended to rebel, causing great losses to the court. Emperor Wen did not behead him out of filial piety, but instead exiled him to another place. Only when he was halfway there did he secretly kill Liu Chang. "Suicide out of fear of crime."

Now that Liu Xie is facing his elders, it is even more difficult to behead him, so let the generals bear the blame. Liu Xie only needs to cry over the lime-pickled heads:

"Old uncle, it's not that I won't save you. It's just that Marquis Wen's knife is too fast and sharp. I have severely criticized him and even punished him by drinking half a catty of burning knives. If you have any other wishes, you can entrust them to me in your dreams at night. I."

By crying, howling and blaming yourself, you can easily gain a good reputation.

As for dreams at night and so on... harm, with Grandma Houtu here, the souls of these Liu clan members would not even think of leaving the underworld for even half a step.

Hao Zhao held up the telescope and observed it again, pointing out the weaknesses of Chengdu's city defense:

"The troops are too scattered. There are almost the same number of people on each city wall. As long as three sides pretend to attack and one main attack, it is easy to break through the defense. There are very few rolling logs and stones on the city wall. Some of the guards have obviously not received training, and even their armor is not uniform. , at first glance, they were recruited or even captured.”

He said this eloquently, and his core idea was that Liu Yan in Yizhou was at the end of his war, and the battle in Yizhou would soon subside.

Lu Bu asked Zhang Ren and Li Su:

"Have you found Yan Yan? Is he now the guard of Ba County or the guard of Chengdu?"

Yan Yan appeared relatively late. He appeared as the governor of Bajun more than 20 years later. Then he was captured alive by Zhang Fei and released, leaving a beautiful story about Yan Yan's vindication.

The veteran general Yan Yan also felt Zhang Fei's benevolence and righteousness, and voluntarily surrendered, and persuaded all the pass cities between Bajun and Luocheng to surrender, allowing Zhang Fei's army to arrive at the front line of Luocheng earlier than Zhuge Liang who took the water route.

Zhang Ren said:

"He is not in Bajun, nor in Chengdu. We have inquired, and it seems that he works in Yufujin, Nan'an County, Jianwei County... Yan Yan was only promoted and reused after Liu Zhang took office, and his reputation is not yet known. "

Yufujin is the name of a checkpoint that defends the water surface. Almost all place names with the word "jin" in the Han Dynasty were checkpoints or ferries stationed by the water, such as Mengjin, Pubanjin, Wushejin, and the one led by Jia Xu when he was in Luoyang. Captain Ping and Tianjin are all the same type of levels.

After Liu Yan entered Shu, he did not have a good relationship with the local gentry in Yizhou, so he organized the outsiders who had fled famine into an army and formed the Dongzhou soldiers.

As for the counselors and trusted people around them, they were basically brought from Guanzhong and Luoyang.

Although some local gentry have become officials, they are generally in a wait-and-see mode.

After Liu Yan died, Zhao Wei and others supported the cowardly Liu Zhang to take power. At this time, Yizhou nobles were recruited in large numbers, and the outsiders with Dongzhou soldiers as the core were suppressed.

Li Su was impatient. Seeing everyone chatting non-stop, he took the initiative to pick up the spear and said:

"I'm here to call the battle. I'll shave my head and cool off early. I'll end the war here quickly so I can go back to see my wife and children."

After saying that, he rushed out of the formation. Before he could call for formation, Liu Yan on the city wall spoke first:

"Li Liang, I am not kind to you, why do you collude with outsiders?"

Li Su raised his head and said:

"I am Li Su, the captain of the Ordnance Department of the Han Dynasty. I was ordered to come to Yizhou last year as an undercover agent. If you know what I am doing, I will leave the city and surrender. Otherwise, when we enter the city, we will kill all the aristocratic families in the city!"

Zhang Song's lips twitched when he heard these words:

"Brother Li, is he so murderous?"

Lu Bu chuckled:

"It's mainly to scare people, mainly to shake the morale of the army... It's a pity that Huang Wan is not here, otherwise these cousins ​​should have a lot in common."

Liu Yan's mother is Huang Wan's aunt, and they are cousins.

However, of these two cousins, one was loyal to the Han Dynasty, and the other resolutely came to Yizhou and planned to proclaim himself emperor because of the evaluation that "Sichuan has the spirit of the emperor".

It is a pity that Yizhou's emperor's spirit was not fulfilled until more than twenty years later in a man who wasted half his life.

On the city wall, a muscular middle-aged man yelled at Li Su:

"My lord treats you well, but you repay kindness with hatred. See if I don't behead you to set the record straight!"

After saying that, the man hurried down to the city and prepared to open the door to meet the enemy.

Lu Bu asked Zhang Song:

"Who is this person?"

If you have a strong fighting ability, then warm up yourself and move your arms and legs.

Li Su believed the rumors and defected before dawn, and now he is about to capture Yizhou. If he falls before dawn again, it will be great fun.

Zhang Song said:

"This man was originally a Jia Long from Yizhou. The year before last, two rebels from Shu County, Ma Xiang and Zhao Zhi, pretended to be the Yellow Turbans. They first killed Li Sheng, the commander of Mianzhu, and then broke into Luocheng. The rebels from all over the country responded one after another. Jia Long organized the army and civilians He resisted, quelled the rebellion, and took the initiative to show his favor to Liu Yan. Now he is the captain of Pinglu School in the Prefectural Mufu, with a rank of two thousand shi. "

Hearing this name, Deng Zhi asked:

"Didn't he rebel against Liu Yan again later? He's not rebelling now?"

Zhang Song nodded:

"No, all the plots have been advanced. Liu Yan also appointed his subordinates in advance. Now these people are like grasshoppers on a rope. They can only go all the way to the dark side."

Soon, the city gate opened, and Jia Long led three thousand infantry to rush out of the city.

Lu Bu took a telescope and looked at the flag behind Jia Long, and was stunned:

"General Zuo of the Han Dynasty? Didn't you say that this guy is a professional? How did he become the first-class general of the Han Dynasty?"

He quickly filmed this scene and planned to show it to Xuande when Wu Song got married.

General Zuo of the Han Dynasty, do you want Liu Guanzhang to see this and not fight back again?

Zhang Song also saw clearly the official positions on the flag and murmured:

"Crazy, crazy, completely crazy... A man dares to be named a general with a high title. No wonder the people around Liu Yan don't surrender when they see the imperial army. They know very well that surrender is also a capital crime."

A small job can lead to the appointment of an important general like General Zuo, and there should also be people who hold the higher positions of General of Chariots and Cavalry, General of Hussars, Grand General, and Grand Sima.

After Jia Long left the city, he joined forces with Li Suzhan.

Although he was proficient in martial arts, he was still incomparable with Li Su, who was famous in the Xiliang army. The two fought against each other for less than five seconds. Jia Long, the left general appointed by the puppet emperor Liu Yan, was shot by Li Su. He stabbed his heart, fell off his horse, twitched twice, and died angrily.

Li Su spat and said:

"It's a pity that he is a fake official. Otherwise, with this shot, I would have been granted the title of marquis."

General Zuo is a general who is higher than Jiuqing. If he was appointed by the imperial court, Li Su would have received a reward enough to make him a marquis. Unfortunately, Jia Long, General Zuo, was appointed by Liu Yanfeng. There is no way to talk about it.

After Jia Long's death, several unknown people with more resounding titles as generals came out of the city, and were dismissed one by one by Li Su.

Looking at this scene, Hao Zhao said:

"General, Captain Li has killed General Zuo, General Qian, General Zhengxi, General Zhenbei, and General Zhendong... If he continues like this, his reputation will surpass yours."

The titles of these little bastards became louder and louder than the last, which made Hao Zhao and Deng Zhi want to give it a try.

As for Zhang Ren, he is not very interested in fighting. At this time, he is observing the situation in the city through a drone.

Lu Bu said:

"That's almost it. Let the drone start spraying gasoline... Contact Li Yan in the city and ask him to defend himself so that he doesn't get killed in this last trembling moment."

When Deng Zhi heard this, he quickly took out his walkie-talkie, tuned to channel 404, and pressed the call button:

"Call Zhengfang, call Zhengfang, I am Deng Zhi, the liaison officer in the command room of the former Zhengyizhou Army. The siege is about to begin. What's the situation on your side?"

404 is Li Yan's exclusive intercom channel. The reason why he chose such an auspicious number is because when he was learning computers in Chang'an, when he occasionally clicked on some web links, the 404 logo would appear.

So he felt that this set of numbers was very powerful and had the ability to obliterate everything, so he used 404 as his own personal channel, motivating himself to become an existence that could obliterate all enemies of the big man.

As soon as Deng Zhi finished calling, the intercom light came on, and then Li Yan's voice came:

"I have organized the cavalry at the post house. Half of them will stay in place to protect the servants. I am going to take the other half to fight in the city to support you in attacking the city."

After hearing this, Lu Bu ordered:

"Tell him not to act rashly, stay in the posthouse first, take good protection, and prepare water. If there is a fire around you, remember to put out the fire quickly, don't accidentally become an adult."

After Deng Zhi sent the order to the city, the drone carrying gasoline began to take off.

Lu Bu originally wanted to show off his unique scolding ability with Liu Yandao by scolding him with swords and guns, but now seeing that all the crooked melons and crack dates in the city are the three gongs, nine ministers and various high-ranking generals, he is acting like a lunatic. It was like a big party, so I no longer wanted to curse, I just wanted to send these rubbish people on their way.

When the drone flew over Liu Yan's head, Liu Yan raised his head and looked at the drone.

As a result, in the next second, the twenty-five liters of gasoline hoisted by the drone poured down, making Liu Yan and his canonized Sangong and Jiuqing feel very cold.

Liu Yan wiped the gasoline from his face and said in disbelief:

"The traitor actually mastered the art of calling wind and rain? No wonder we are retreating steadily. It turns out that it is the magic that is at work. It is really unreasonable!"

Feeling wet and embarrassed, he strode to the burning brazier under the eaves of the city gate tower, preparing to warm himself up and dry his clothes as soon as possible.

As a result, as soon as he got close to the brazier, he turned into a huge torch.

When the surrounding officials and ministers saw this situation, they cursed the witchcraft as shameful and rushed to save His Majesty. However, as soon as they got close to Liu Yan, the gasoline on his body was also ignited.

Listening to the screams coming from the city wall, Lu Bu took out a small mirror from his arms, adjusted his crown and said:

"It has just been seven days since Liu Yan enfeoffed the ministers. It can be considered that their pseudo-imperialist regime has gone too far... Don't be stunned, hurry up and seize the city gate... The enemy soldiers killed are military merits, and those who surrender are just Not anymore!”

With an order, everyone swarmed forward and began to attack the city.

The drone team was upset by the screams of Liu Yan and others, so they simply dropped a black powder bomb, sending the blazing pseudo-emperor spiraling into the sky.

After killing Liu Yan, the drone team sprinkled gasoline on the city wall several times, burning all the people who resisted the most fiercely. The soldiers in the city finally couldn't stand it anymore and Kaicheng surrendered.

Chengdu, the seat of Yizhou, was captured just like that.

Hao Zhao led the army into the city and began to clean up the remaining resistance forces in the city.

Lu Bu stood still and did not move, waiting for everyone in the Prefectural Mufu to be cleared. Then he rode a red rabbit horse, chewed gum, and walked into Chengdu with three swaying steps.

Deng Zhi took out a black notepad and black gel pen from his arms, and asked Lu Bu:

"General, don't you write a poem about this situation?"

Lu Bu smiled and waved his hand:

"Poems are all trivial. Occasionally, they are arty because of interest. Now that the army has broken through the city, I lament the displacement of the people, and I really am not in the mood to write poetry."

In fact, he just wanted to write a poem to express his mood, but he searched his memory and couldn't find a suitable one. Zhao Lei's "Chengdu" was also not suitable. This song sang about love, and there is no Yulin Road in Chengdu now, and there is no such thing as Yulin Road in Chengdu. There is no tavern, so let’s find a suitable opportunity to sing again.

We, the little lark from Jiuyuan, have to show off our singing voice at the right time and charm these rubes in the Three Kingdoms world to death.

When they arrived at the Prefecture Mufu, Lu Bu met Liu Yan's third son Liu Mao and his youngest son Liu Zhang. These two people didn't know about their father's spiral ascension to heaven, and they wanted to threaten Lu Bu by pretending to be members of the Liu clan. However, Deng Zhi After a few somersaults, the two brothers became much more honest.

Lu Bu smiled and said:

"Bo Miao, you are too rude. You should not do this when you go to an enemy country in the future. Even if you want to beat someone, you have to find a justifiable reason... But you have merit in beating someone, and you will still be rewarded."

He gave Deng Zhi two boxes of Snickers bars, looked at Liu Hao and Liu Zhang and said:

"Liu Yan is dead. Do you brothers have anything to say?"

Liu Zhang burst into tears upon hearing this, while Liu Hao said with a righteous face:

"I have long warned my father that this road is blocked, but he is obsessed with the words "Yizhou has the spirit of the emperor". General, do you believe that Yizhou has the spirit of the emperor?"

Lu Bu lowered his head and glanced at him with a half-smile:

“What if you believe it, so what if you don’t believe it?”

When Liu Mao saw Lu Bu's interest, he felt happy and said:

"My father once wanted to take refuge in Jiaozhou. Dong Fu preached that Yizhou had the spirit of the emperor, so he changed his route to Yizhou and took Yizhou as a herdsman... If the general believed that Yizhou had the spirit of the emperor, he could give it a try."

After saying that, he bowed his head to the ground again:

"The guilty minister Liu Mao is willing to make meritorious service."

At this time, Liu Mao was not yet twenty years old, but he looked like a wily politician, which was in sharp contrast to Liu Zhang who could only cry and cry next to him.

In order to encourage Lu Bu, he continued:

"It is said that the sister of Wu Yi, a famous scholar in Yizhou, is extremely valuable. If the general wants to accept her, she will be sitting in Yizhou with a beautiful woman in her arms. She will be called a lonely Taoist and a widower just around the corner."

Lu Bu smiled softly:

"I have also heard of Wu's name. She is not engaged yet?"

Liu Hao thought that Lu Bu was tempted, so he quickly said:

"No, my father had planned to come to propose marriage, but the imperial army was as fast as thunder, so the proposal was abandoned... I heard that many families were interested in the Wu family, and even Liu Jingzhou sent people to inquire. If the general is interested, please inform him in advance. Take action, otherwise it will be too late!”

Lu Bu took out his ears and couldn't help but sigh:

"No wonder my good brother is not allowed to comment on women. A gentle word is so valuable that it has aroused the ambitions of so many families... Thank you Liu Hao for letting me learn a lot of useful knowledge."

Liu Hao came over to please:

"General, I have another plan. Once implemented, the general will definitely get what he wants..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Bu grabbed this guy's collar, lifted it up, and threw it out the door like a sandbag:

"My wish is to kill all Liu Yan's descendants!"

Liu Hao's head hit the horse hitching post outside the door hard, and he lost his breath on the spot.

Deng Zhi: "..."

You just called me rude, General, you seem to be even more outrageous.

After killing Liu Hao like a sandbag, Lu Bu raised his hand and pulled out the saber hanging from Deng Zhi's waist and threw it in front of Liu Zhang:

"You do it yourself, or should I do it myself?"

Before Liu Zhang's tears dried, he was frightened by this scene. He tremblingly picked up the knife and put it to his neck. Just when he was about to beg for mercy again, Deng Zhi pressed his head hard from behind, and the carotid artery was cut. Cut it open.

When Liu Zhang died, Deng Zhi picked up his sword and held it in front of Lu Bu:

"I report to the general that Liu Zhang, the son of the puppet emperor Liu Yan, took the sword and committed suicide. He missed it at the next moment and allowed him to succeed. I also ask the general to punish him."

Lu Bu said:

"I will punish you to eat two bowls of hot and sour noodles tonight... Go to the back and clean up all the Liu clan members. I'm going to heaven to take care of some personal matters."

Deng Zhi was shocked when he heard this:

"General, are you going to be a god?"

"What the hell, I'm just going to pay my respects to my master. Go and do your thing. If you dare to let anyone escape, I'll send you to the cannibal tribe in Southeast Asia!"

After that, Lu Bu prayed seriously:

"Master, can you let me meet Xuande? It's urgent!"

Just when he said this, he felt a flash in front of his eyes and appeared in the garden of the Wa Palace. Liu Bei stood in the pavilion with a blank face, obviously just here.

Lu Bu bowed to the Wa Palace, thanked the queen, and then excitedly pulled Liu Bei and asked:

"Xuande, do you want a wife?"

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