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In the real world, as soon as Yun Xiao arrived at the warehouse, he felt that all his strength had been drained away.

Today, she tried to integrate the principles of Tao into words to fight against the way of heaven. It was very successful, but it overdrawn the original source very much.

In the world of gods, she could rely on her lightness and walk like a normal person, but when she came to the real world and became a mortal, she felt so exhausted and powerless that her physical strength was completely exhausted, which made Yunxiao almost fall down. on the ground.

Fortunately, when she became small, Li Yu rushed back at the urging of his old mother. As soon as Yun Xiao appeared in the warehouse, Li Yu ran over and picked up Yun Baobao.

"Husband, am I heavy?"

Yun Xiao felt Li Yu's breath, and his whole body relaxed. He immediately lost consciousness and fell asleep.

Li Yu smiled bitterly, Yun Baobao, who was living in the world of gods, could not walk well in the real world... This should be the goddess with the greatest contrast in the world.

He carried Yun Xiao on his shoulders, strode out of the warehouse, came upstairs to the B\u0026B, and sent Yun Xiao to room 204.

Carefully placing the long-legged beauty on the bed, Li Yu took off her shoes, socks and jacket, and unbuttoned her underwear through her thermal underwear.

This is not because Mr. Li is wretched, but mainly because sleeping in underwear is too restrictive and not good for the body.

Unbuttoning your underwear can help Baby Cloud sleep more soundly.

After finishing these tasks, Li Yu covered Yunxiao with a quilt, closed the curtains, turned on the night light on the bedside, lowered his head and kissed her, and quietly walked out of the room.

As soon as he closed the door, he saw Zhou Ruotong standing at the top of the stairs, looking over here.

Li Yusheng was afraid that she would get angry, so he quickly said:

"Yunxiao had a fight with Tiandao just now. He didn't suffer any loss, but his body was severely overdrawn. He fainted as soon as he got here. I carried him all the way from the warehouse to the room."

Now it was Professor Zhou’s turn to be confused:

"What's going on? Even a saint can't compete with the way of heaven. How did Yunxiao do it?"

Li Yu said:

"She read two lines of poetry. If the sky is affectionate, the sky is also old. The right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life. Then these words turned into huge arrows and blew away the way of heaven... Later I will take you to the scenic spot to watch the replay and show the whole world Even if the special effects team hangs it up and beats it, they can’t create such a shocking scene.”

Zhou Ruotong understood instantly:

"This is a collision of Tao principles. The traditional concept of gods is that the Tao of Heaven is invincible, but Yunxiao's Tao is that man can defeat heaven... In a fight of this level, everyone can only be a cheerleader."

After sighing with emotion, Zhou Ruotong asked:

"Have you changed Yunxiao's pajamas?"

"No, but I took off my shoes, socks and jacket, and now I'm wearing jeans and thermal underwear."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Ruotong walked into room 204, intending to help Yun Xiao take off his clothes so that he could be more relieved when he fell asleep.

Li Yu originally wanted to go in to help, but he was worried that Professor Zhou Bangbang would punch him twice, so he hurriedly went to the kitchen to bake scallion pancakes... He was so busy caring about Jiang Ziya's resurrection and Yunxiao's fight against Heaven that he even forgot to make dinner. This savior who forgets to eat and sleep is really So dedicated!

At six o'clock in the evening, dinner begins.

Only then did Zhou Ruotong know that Jiang Ziya had been resurrected, using the clay doll in the vault.

She picked up the bowl and took a sip of pumpkin porridge, then said slowly:

"The most unlucky disciple of Chan's teachings in The Romance of the Gods suddenly turned into a small group of the strongest in the Three Realms. The next "Feng Shen" should be very interesting."

Li Yu took a bite of the scallion pancake and asked:

"Daughter-in-law, do you think the people who intercept the teachings can kill all the people who explain the teachings within a week?"

Zhou Ruotong smiled:

"Explain the teachings? I estimate that no one will die for the time being. Instead, some evil cultivators and unscrupulous immortals with low moral character will be cleared out to fill the list of gods."

Li Yu never turned this corner for a while:

"Why? Zhao Gongming and the others are just waiting for revenge. If they don't kill them, are they still waiting for hot dishes?"

Zhou Ruotong took a chopstick and put the crispy shredded bamboo shoots into his mouth:

"Originally, Jie Jiao had to deal with the two forces of Heavenly Court and Chan Jiao, but Haotian didn't know whether he wanted to kill two birds with one stone or show off his micro skills, so he actually possessed Jiang Ziya. In doing so, he not only delayed the Conferred God Platform's The construction is progressing, and at the same time, Chanjiao has been stabbed in the back. Now that the Conferred God Platform is completed, Chanjiao will definitely stab Haotian in the back. "

The list of gods is used to recruit soldiers to Heavenly Court. The stronger the people on the list, the strength of Heavenly Court will also become stronger, so now we first find some crooked cultivators from evil sects to fill in the list of gods. When we look back, the strength of Heavenly Court will not be the same. To say it was a big loss, at least it would become a mess.

"The people of Chanjiao will go crazy filling in the God List. There is no need to worry about Jiejiao. Jiang Ziya can choose the people on the list calmly. When the list is almost filled, it will not be too late to slowly take care of Chanjiao."

At this time, Chanjiao is busy cleaning up the crooked melons and cracked dates in Sanxian. Once the interceptor is blocked, the cause and effect will be involved, so the best way is to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight, and then start fighting when the cleaning is almost done. Explain the teaching.

After listening to Professor Zhou's analysis, Li Yu finally understood why the old mother said that Yun Xiao didn't need to take action for the time being. She should have already deduced the reaction of the interpretation teacher.

Speaking of which, the old mother is also very powerful. She has implanted memories in the minds of people in various worlds in advance, so as soon as Jiang Ziya's statue landed, they quickly organized and began to worship.

In just a few days, memories were implanted in the minds of millions of people, and at the same time, they did not forget to eat snacks, catch up on dramas, gossip, and eat melons... Compared to Haotian, the old mother was the real master of micro-management.

After dinner, Li Yu boiled a few cups of rock sugar and snow pear, and went to the scenic spot with Zhou Ruotong, sitting in front of the statue in a down jacket.

As Zhou Ruotong guessed, the West Kunlun Mountain was closed, and the South Pole Immortal took the Pangu Banner and cleared the evil scattered immortals around the blood sea.

On Jiang Ziya's side, he kept guiding the evil cultivators to the list.

The special recruitment operation of the heavenly court turned into a concentration camp for the crooked melons and cracked dates in the human world.

If all of them were sent to the heavenly court, Li Yu couldn't believe what the whole heaven would become.

Compared with when Yunxiao left, Jiang Ziya had adapted to his identity at this moment, and with the help of the powerful people's livelihood power of King Wucheng, he removed the mortals from the list of gods.

In the original work, many mortals were on the list, but now, Jiang Ziya did not give everyone the opportunity to work in the heavenly court. After dying in battle, they went directly to the underworld and were arranged to reincarnate as normal people.

In the past, outstanding human beings would be sent to heaven, but now this rule needs to be changed. Only bad people are allowed to enter heaven, and all good people are left in the human world.

Tathagata drank the rock sugar and snow pear made by Li Yu and asked a question:

"Your Highness, if Junior Sister Yunxiao obtains the power of great compassion in the future, what should be done with the corresponding Buddhist mind power?"

"When the time comes, just allocate it to the 12-grade lotus platform. It has made a lot of efforts today and deserves a reward."

Two lines of poetry, 14 words. Yunxiao overdrew the innate power in his body and only shouted out four words. A group of innate spiritual treasures shouted out seven words together. The remaining three words all depended on the power provided by the 12-grade lotus platform.

Of course, this is not because the innate magic weapons are not good. The main reason is that they are combat magic weapons and have to keep some power to prevent sneak attacks.

The 12-grade lotus platform does not care about this. Its main responsibility in Lingshan is to store Buddhist mind power. It is an oversized power bank. It is completely basic to supply power to Yunxiao.

Li Yu's words cut off the possibility of Yunxiao becoming a Buddha.

Tathagata understands. Who wants his wife to shave her head and chant Amitabha all day? Relatively speaking, the Taoist sect is more suitable for Junior Sister Yunxiao.

After chatting, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong returned to the B\u0026B.

Yunxiao was still sleeping at this moment, and the two did not disturb her. They watched a movie in the study room for a while and then went back to the room to rest.

The next day, after breakfast, Zhou Ruotong went to work in the city. Li Yu came to Room 204 with a bowl of sugar water and found that Yunxiao was still sleeping, and even her sleeping posture had not changed much.

Yesterday Zhou Ruotong put a dress pajamas on her, which looked pretty.

Li Yu pushed Yunxiao and whispered:

"Yun baby, are you thirsty? Do you want to drink some sugar water?"

Yunxiao did not respond after asking two questions in a row. Li Yu thought she would sleep for another day, so he decided to let her continue to sleep and planned to kiss her and go out.

As a result, when he lowered his head and was about to kiss Yunxiao's lips, she suddenly opened her eyes.

The two looked at each other, and Li dug his toes into the ground, wishing he could crawl under the bed right there.

"My husband, how long have I slept?"

"I came at five o'clock yesterday afternoon, and it's nine o'clock in the morning now, a total of sixteen hours... How do you feel, are you feeling better?"

"I still feel weak all over."

Li Yu put the pillow behind Yunxiao's neck, blew on the sugar water and said:

"Since you're awake, drink some sugar water to replenish your energy. Open your mouth and drink slowly, don't choke."

Li Yu scooped some brown sugar water with a spoon and fed it into Yunxiao's mouth, blowing carefully after each mouthful, so as not to burn this good baby who dared to go against the will of heaven.

Yunxiao was amused by Li Yu's cautiousness:

"My husband, I'm just exhausted. I just need to rest. You don't have to be so careful. Others don't take care of confinement as carefully as you do."

Li Yu said:

"I am she, I am me, it's not the same thing... Can I just drink the sugar water? Or I can make you something to eat?"

Yunxiao thought about it, it was rare for her to be a little woman:

"I want to eat the rice wine and egg drop dumplings you made for Xiaochan last time, okay, husband?"

"Yes, no problem."

Li Yu fed Yunxiao the remaining sugar water and carefully took away the pillow:

"Then you sleep a little longer, I'll go to the kitchen to make it, and call you to eat later."

"Thank you, husband, it's great to have you."

Li Yu covered her with the quilt and walked out of room 204 with an empty bowl.

Yunxiao lay on the bed, savoring Li Yu's care, her heart was sweeter than eating honey.

Thinking of her ten-thousand-foot Dharma body yesterday, she suddenly felt that it would be fun to hold her husband in her hands if he was here... Her husband was timid, and she didn't know if he would be scared to tears.

Yunxiao planned to give it a try when she had the chance and give her husband a small surprise.

With this mischievous mentality, she fell asleep sweetly.

In the kitchen, Li Yu was about to start making small glutinous rice balls when Mu Guiying ran in excitedly with two old hens:

"Husband, I heard that sister Yunxiao had a fight with the Heavenly Dao yesterday. Is it true? Master asked me to send two old hens to make soup for sister Yunxiao... My goodness, everyone thought that sister Yunxiao was pregnant. If Lao Zhang hadn't appeared in time, this rumor would have spread to the Conferred God World."

Li Yu took the old hen and prepared to stew it in a casserole later.

Add some astragalus and the ginseng slices made by Yunxiao, stew more, and send some chicken soup to the little girl and Professor Zhou at noon.

When Mu Guiying heard that Yunxiao wanted to eat rice wine and egg drop dumplings, she also clamored to try a small bowl of it, and planned to take a short video while eating and send it to the group.

As for whether Fairy Little Chan will be stimulated... Hehe, that has nothing to do with me.

Li Yu boiled water and put the pearl glutinous rice balls into the pot first:

"Is Deng Chanyu still adapting to Yuzhou? How did she react on the way from Muke Village to Yuzhou?"

"There are so many fertile fields that are not being cultivated. She feels it is a pity. She heard that the aliens are invading our border with China, and she is clamoring to take the initiative... She is busy training the cavalry now. When the training is almost complete, she will go to the grasslands to plow grass and valleys."

"Dacaogu" is the grassland people's way of saying that they went south to plunder the Han people. Now the Queen Mu Guiying uses it on the grassland people, which makes people feel inexplicably relieved.

Just because of this, Li Yu decided to make some rice wine, egg flower and glutinous rice dumplings for this girl.

When the glutinous rice balls are almost ready, add rice wine fermented glutinous rice grains and borneol sugar, and simmer for a while to allow the alcohol to evaporate, so that there is only the aroma of wine but no alcohol taste.

Finally, turn on low heat and pour the beaten eggs into the pot in circles. Turn off the heat as soon as the egg liquid is poured.

The residual heat in the pot can turn the egg liquid into very beautiful egg droplets. At the same time, because the heat is turned off early and it has not been boiled, the umami flavor of the eggs will remain in the soup.

Li Yu served Yun Xiao a bowl and gave the rest to Mu Guiying.

I thought this girl would reimburse her directly, but unexpectedly she took the pot away with her, planning to share the delicious food with her old mother and become a filial and sensible baby.

When Li Yu came to 204, Yun Xiao was sleeping soundly. He felt the temperature of the glutinous rice balls and planned to wake Yun Xiao up later to avoid getting too hot to eat and getting flustered.

After a while, Li Yu woke up Yunxiao and fed the dumplings to Yunxiao with a spoon. While eating, he talked about his feelings yesterday:

"I was scared, worried that something might happen to you, but then I thought about it, my mother was not in a hurry and shared it with me with interest. She must have a back-up plan."

At that time, the innate magic weapons such as the Book of the Earth and the Tai Chi Diagram were all there, which showed that our own masters were also in a state of preparation for war.

Once Yunxiao makes a mistake, the masters from his own camp will definitely swarm him.

Of course, Gouzi and Dundun will not sit idly by and will influence the development of the situation in their own ways.

After eating glutinous rice balls, Yunxiao acted coquettishly once in a while. She raised her lotus-like arm and hooked it around Li Yu's neck, and kissed Li Yu again and again:

"Husband, why do I feel more and more unable to live without you?"

Li Yu said:

"You shouldn't have left me in the first place. Just have a good rest. There is chicken soup in the kitchen. When you wake up and drink a big bowl, your body will recover a lot... I will give Xiaochan sweet and sour pork ribs at noon. You want it?" Wouldn’t you like to eat some too?”

"Okay, thank you husband."

After leaving room 204, Li Yu called Lin Xu and told him what happened in Fengshen World. He also called Dundun and thanked him for his help.

"Meow meow meow...meow meow...meow..."

Dundun's answer was cadenced, as if he had said a lot of words, but when Li Yu heard it, all he could hear was Meow Meow Meow, and he had no idea what the Holy Master of Meow Meow Sect meant.

Lin Xu helped translate it:

"Dundun said, these are all trivial matters, nothing to mention."

Li Yu was very envious:

"Can you understand cat language?"

"The words it typed... Brother Dao can also type, doesn't he? He even chatted with me privately yesterday and asked me to bring some food when I go back."

Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

What a treacherous person, he pretended to be stupid when chatting with me, but secretly sent a message to Boss Lin.

It seems it’s time to take it to that dog meat restaurant in the city for an in-depth study that touches the soul. I believe Master Tiandao will be very impressed by it.

After ending the call, Li Yu started working in the kitchen.

Stewed chicken soup, pickled pork ribs, fried fish nuggets... Yesterday I promised to bring sweet and sour pork ribs to the little girl. Of course, I can't just bring one dish. I have to let her have lunch at least.

While Li Yu was busy working, the Wa Palace was a different scene. The four female generals Mu Guiying, Li Fengyang, Deng Chanyu, and Zhao Xue sat in a row, each holding a small bowl of rice wine, egg flower and glutinous rice balls, enjoying this rare delicacy in the world. .

"Xiao Feixue, how is Dingbeicheng going lately?"

Zhao Xue said:

"Our residents have exceeded 30,000. Many grassland people joined in as soon as they heard about the oath. Not only did they swear a poisonous oath, but they also cursed the eighteen generations of the ancestors of Changshengtian. I can't stand listening to it anymore."

Li Fengyang took a sip of soup from his Peppa Pig bowl and reminded:

"Pay attention to the promotion of Chinese characters and Chinese language. Foreign languages ​​and cultures must be resolutely banned... Those foreigners should be killed if they should be killed without any mercy."

Of the four female generals present, she was the youngest, but the most murderous.

The founder of the Detachment of Women, although he has not grown in height, his murderous intention has not diminished.

Zhao Xue said:

"Don't worry, not everyone will be accepted by us. They have all been inspected at all levels... Now there are a large number of tribes near Dingbei City who want to join the city. However, we have not agreed for the time being. We plan to let them kill each other first to pile up hatred. Get up, Dingbeicheng will be safe."

When Ban Chao was in the Western Regions, he made the countries that were good to each other into a blood feud.

If they have hatred, they will naturally not be able to unite. Instead, they will try every means to curry favor with the big man. The big man's dominance and influence will rise, isn't it?

Now Zhao Xue is also imitating Dingyuan Hou's feats. Although it is just the crudest imitation, it is more than enough to deal with the prairie people who have not yet developed their wisdom.

Deng Chanyu ate the fastest and scraped the bottom of the bowl clean:

"Who is Ban Chao? Why does General Zhao want to learn from him?"

Li Fengyang said:

"He is a military strategist. If you stop being busy, you can read more information. It will be good for you."

"What's the benefit?"

"He only brought 36 people and destroyed 50 countries in the Western Regions. He relied on this kind of alliance and mutual support, and finally turned the Western Regions into the territory of China. Don't you think it's amazing?"

When Deng Chanyu heard it, she immediately expressed her desire to seriously learn about the deeds of Dingyuan Hou.

At the same time, in the Journey to the West world, the pilgrim team was resting by the water. Wukong sat under a tree, listening to little Nezha telling the whole process of Jiang Ziya's resurrection. The more he listened, the more interesting it became:

"Master, can you go to the real world? Please copy the video of Jiang Taigong showing his power to my phone."

Nezha ate canned eight-treasure porridge and asked like a little adult:

"Great Sage, why do you want this video? It's not good for the pilgrim team."

Wukong's mouth was almost grinning:

"Hearing an old friend suffer a setback, I am full of sympathy... How come his origin and foundation were blown up? Sorry, I can't help it, hahahaha!"

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