Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

Xuandu looked at Zhao Gongming without saying a word, and gently squeezed a magic spell with his hand behind his back, canceling the soundproof barrier that Lao Zhao had reinforced for a long time.

After finishing all this, he pretended to ask:

"Junior brother, let's not discuss other things for now. Can you tell me whether this friend you are talking about is yourself?"

Zhao Gongming was stunned for a moment and shook his head:

"No, you're not talking about me, my friend. He is a congenital creature and his gender has not yet been determined. I just want to ask you if you can let him choose a woman and give me a chance to express myself."

Xuandu added a special broadcast effect to this sentence, so that all the gods in Chaoge could hear it.

Although Lao Zhao didn't mention his name, the only person whose gender was confirmed in Chaoge City was Kong Xuan, the protector of the country. Even Yuyi Xian was confirmed to be male.

This is also the reason why Yu Yixian repeatedly persuaded Kong Xuan on the grounds that the Feng clan was the last to descend.

There are only two people left in the Feng Clan, one is confirmed to be a male, and if the other still wants to be a man, it will be tantamount to complete extinction. Maybe the next calamity will come, and the Feng Clan will be completely wiped out like the Golden Crow.

After Lao Zhao's words came out, Yu Yixian hurriedly went to find Kong Xuan:

"Brother, Lao Zhao is talking about you. Did you two...sleep together last night?"

Kong Xuan glared at his brother speechlessly:

"We just sat down, drank some wine, and ate some braised pork, but didn't do much."

Feather Wing Fairy said sourly:

"Old Zhao used to come to see me, but now he comes to your place every day. Men are really like pigs."

In the room, the chief physician Xuandu was still discussing the condition with Zhao Gongming. As soon as Zhao opened his mouth, he knew who he was talking about, but he chose not to name him. Instead, he asked:

"Is this friend you are talking about a Winged Immortal?"

Yu Yixian, who was accusing Old Zhao of being fickle, was stunned for a moment, his face full of doubts:

"Brother, do you think Lao Zhao likes men? To be on the safe side, I think you should become a woman, so that Lao Zhao can still harass me but not you."

Not far away, Our Lady of Jinling heard the conversation between the two brothers and whispered to Our Lady of Turtle Spirit:

"As a younger brother, you think about your elder brother all the time. Isn't this the reason for the decline of the Phoenix clan?"

The Holy Mother Turtle Spirit originally wanted to make fun of her, but in line with the principle of divination first when faced with an undecided situation, she divined the Winged Immortal and said with some surprise:

"He seems to be about to kill three corpses... Go back to Journey to the West and kill the golden-winged roc. This guy will no longer have distracting thoughts, and maybe he will be upgraded to a quasi-sage."

Our Lady of Golden Spirit was stunned:

"He is so active now, is it the three corpses that are causing trouble?"

"It seems that Yuyi Xian has been helping the people recently and has accumulated a lot of merit. Unknowingly, he has reached the point of beheading three corpses. He was so stupid that he didn't realize it... His cultivation as an immortal is really interesting."

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit used the power of the stars to deduce and found the reason:

"Water Margin said that Yue Fei in the Yue World got rid of the shackles of fate, allowing the Winged Immortal to also unlock the limitations of cultivation. When Sun Wukong kills the evil thoughts of the Golden-winged Dapeng, Yue Fei and the Winged Immortal will make great progress... The reincarnation of Yue Fei is really profitable. Now, I can actually carry forward my past life.”

Holy Mother Turtle Spirit pinched a prune and ate it:

"The most loyal person in the past five thousand years, Yin Ze deserves it in his previous life... Qiong Xiao said that eating prunes is good for the skin, detoxifying and nourishing the skin. Senior sister, do you want to try it?"

Mother Jin Ling felt that she had no fear even if she steamed the steamed buns with arsenic and ate them, but which girl could refuse to make her skin better? Without saying a word, she held the whole basket of prunes in her arms and started eating.

In the small courtyard where Xuandu was located, Zhao Gongming heard the words "Yu Yi Xian" and his head shook like a rattle:

"It's not Yuyi Xian, he is a fair-weather friend of mine... To be honest, I like the female body of Fellow Daoist Kong. Senior brother, you have to keep it a secret from me."

Lao Zhao is not a secretive person, just like it if you like it, just admit it openly.

However, after Xuandu adjusted the order of his words, the meaning completely changed:

"To be honest, I like Yuyi Xian, not the daughter of Fellow Daoist Kong. He is my fair-weather friend... Senior brother, you have to keep it a secret from me."

In the yard, Yuyi Xian, who was trying to persuade his brother to change his gender, was stunned when he heard this.

"Old Zhao... why did he... eh, that's disgusting. It's a shame that I slept on his bed after drinking too much last time. It must have been a long-planned approach."

This guy was so anxious that he turned around and said to Kong Xuan:

"Old Zhao is worried about someone as ugly as me. You must have been coveted by Old Zhao for a long time because you are so handsome. Brother, you should just be a woman. I heard that men who like men hate women. The prettier they are, the more disgusting they are. "

Kong Xuan was speechless for a while, but he was also worried that Lao Zhao really liked the man. After all, after he shed the Buddha Mother Gold, he was still clinging to him like a dog-skin plaster, and his purpose was obviously impure.

Yuyi Xian became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and even made a request:

"Brother, remember to make your legs longer, your waist thinner, and Xiong bigger. Lao Zhao especially hates women with Xiong bigness... This is the top secret information I obtained. Don't believe it."

As he spoke, this guy began to fantasize about what Sister Kong Xuan looked like.

When the gender is reversed, and then the future of the Phoenix Clan is brought up, hehe... The burden of life will be on the shoulders of our Golden Winged King.

Kong Xuan did not agree, but said:

"I need to retreat and think for a while, please don't disturb me."

"Okay, okay, I'll get out of here right away, brother... No, it's time to call you sister. Sister, your skin should be whiter. White skin suits you, especially cold white skin. Old Zhao will vomit when he sees you."

Kong Xuan: "..."

If you vomit when you see me, will I become prettier or ugly?

Xuandu achieved his goal, reopened Lao Zhao's soundproof barrier, and joked with a smile:

"After you talk so ramblingly, I finally understand...you want to be Junior Brother Duobao's stepfather, right?"

Lao Zhao quickly waved his hand:

"No, no, no, we have our own things to say. I will call him senior brother, and he will call me stepfather. I don't care about that. I believe the same is true for senior brother Duobao. It's just a title, it doesn't mean anything."

Junior brother, haven't you heard the saying that Buddha is a petty person...Xuandu pretended to do some calculations and came to a conclusion about Lao Zhao's marriage:

"The public has searched for him thousands of times, and when I look back at dusk, that person is there in the dim light. Your marriage cannot be escaped. Don't force anything."

Lao Zhao was very surprised by these specious words, and then he looked like he had been taught something:

"Thank you, Senior Brother, for your advice. Here is a basket of fairy peaches. It's disrespectful."

After saying that, he left Taozi and went back. Xuandu didn't expect that he would receive such a generous thank you gift for his nonsense:

"No wonder people are so keen on matchmaking. It's really worthless."

I remember that when he followed Di Ting to sell the Western gods as goods, he could only get one or two fairy peaches, but now he got a whole basket just by giving some guidance.

There’s so much money to be made as a matchmaker!

Xuandu is a god in charge of peach blossoms. He has never taken his clergy seriously in the past, and even abused peach blossoms, which caused extremely serious "blood love" among Western gods.

Now, I finally figured out the correct usage of Peach Blossom Divine Power.

Just as he was feeling proud, Xuandu's eyes flashed and he found himself in the garden of Wa Palace. He quickly saluted the empress who was having tea in the pavilion:

"I've met my empress. You called me over. Do you have anything to tell me?"

The empress pointed to the seat in front of her:

"sit."

Xuandu came over obediently and sat down gently, only daring to sit half of his butt.

The empress said:

"The three corpses of Yuyi Xian have appeared, but he doesn't know it. You must quickly push Wukong and the others to kill the evil thoughts of the Golden Winged Dapeng, so as not to affect the normal development of Zhao Gongming and Kong Xuan."

Upon hearing this, Xuandu asked tentatively:

"You are planning to let Kong Xuan and Zhao Gongming be together, right? Then Kong Xuan..."

"He has made a choice, but he hasn't revealed it yet. Pay more attention to Feather Wing Fairy and don't let him interfere with the union between Zhao Gongming and the Phoenix Clan Princess,"

The empress can observe a lot of the future. The combination of Zhao Gongming and Kong Xuan will be beneficial to future development, so she plans to have a small influence.

The reason why Xuandu released Zhao Gongming's words before was to pave the way for this matter.

After talking about Zhao Gongming's marriage, the empress looked at the elder son:

"Are you going to wear this casual outfit and go out into the real world?"

Xuandu nodded, then shook his head:

"There are too many clothes. I don't know which one to wear. Madam, can you point me to one?"

As soon as the empress waved, two sets of clothes flew out of the palace next to her.

One set is the Prince's suit produced by Fengming Valley Hanfu Factory. The combination of purple and gold makes the whole outfit look luxurious and solemn, very suitable for formal occasions; as for the other set, it is a casual suit that Li Yu often wears.

A set of ancient clothes and a set of modern clothes allow Xuandu to better integrate into the real world.

Only mother is good in the world...Xuandu praised in his heart, happily put away his clothes, and planned to give his good brother a surprise in the real world.

Just as he was about to go back, the empress threw a few more red envelopes:

"This is the wedding gift from the Wa Palace to Wu Erlang. You can take it with you. When you get there, remember to bring a gift for your brother. This is the first time we meet. Don't be stingy."

Xuandu stuffed the red envelope into his arms and hurriedly agreed:

"Don't worry, Mom... Mom, I'm ready. I promise not to embarrass you."

After this guy left, the empress smiled softly:

"A person who is hundreds of millions of years old is still so careless. Can't he be as steady as your brother?"

When I was thinking about being a grown up, Zhang Daoling and Taibai Jinxing came back:

"The Immortal Xiaoqiang's destiny has taken effect. Song Xian has survived many disasters, but all have turned into good fortunes. In less than two days, he will be able to cross the swamp area and reach Liaodong County... Madam, the Holy Lord directly upgrades the destiny. This is Is it a good thing or a bad thing?”

The empress said:

"It has been affecting everyone's positive side, which is naturally a good thing. It's just that cause and effect are interdependent, and blessings and misfortunes are connected. It stands to reason that when you get benefits, you have to bear the corresponding consequences. This is in line with the law of development, but the influence of the Good Luck Cat has not Any negative backlash, that worries me a little bit.”

She was afraid that these causes and effects would eventually involve the high-dimensional world, so she wanted to deduce it, but she was also worried that it would attract the attention of unknown beings, so she hesitated.

Zhang Daoling knew that the advice he gave might not be listened to by his gentle words, so he said:

"Your Majesty, please discuss this with His Highness the Holy Son. No matter what the consequences are, Pindao will advance and retreat together with the Wa Palace."

The empress smiled:

"Don't be so nervous. In my deduction, in the next billions of years, all the world will be developing steadily and for the better, and there will be no accidents."

Dundun is coming to Yinzhou to attend the wedding, and she plans to take time to communicate with Dundun.

When the old mother was talking about this, in the real world, in front of the moral education bilingual school, Diao Chan ran out of the school dragging her suitcase, took the milk tea from Li Yu's hand, and took a big sip:

"Lu la la la la, it's finally a holiday!"

Li Yu led her towards the car:

"My mother is making dumplings at home. She came to see you yesterday. What did she say? Guiying said that you cried so much that you burst into tears and alerted the school leaders."

The little girl muttered dissatisfiedly:

"It's not as exaggerated as Sister Guiying said. I'm just happy. I don't have to hide anymore and can enjoy the care and care of my elders with peace of mind."

Yesterday I received a big red envelope from my mother-in-law, which made the little girl almost sleepless with joy.

After finding his car, Li Yu put his suitcase away, took the little girl out of school, returned to the B\u0026B, and waited to attend Wu Song's wedding and have a big banquet.

As soon as Diao Chan got in the car, she started to look through the old episode dates she had memorized last time:

"There is a big market in these two days. Husband, how about we go shopping?"

Li Yu said while changing gears:

"Don't tell me, go home and talk to your mother-in-law. Now she is responsible for everything in the family... People usually have one mother-in-law to take care of one daughter-in-law, but she takes care of four of them directly. She is so majestic. I am about to have a family now." The kitchen monitor and department chief were replaced, and the right to play games was completely deprived. If he was lazy, he would be punished. "

Diao Chan laughed so hard:

"My husband's gaming addiction really needs to be cured. I have long wanted to deal with you."

It happened to be a traffic light at this moment, and Li Yu turned his face and glanced at the girl:

"Hey, are you betraying the revolution?"

"Of course not, I just like my mother-in-law very much... Husband, I want to eat taro balls, and I also want to eat sweet potato balls."

Li Yu pointed in the direction of the B\u0026B:

"Your mother-in-law has prepared it and is just waiting for you to come home to eat."

"Wow, my mother-in-law is great!"

The little girl was so happy:

"I thought I would never be able to call me mom in this life. I didn't expect my mother-in-law to see me at school yesterday. She kept saying sorry and neglecting me, and asked me not to mind... Husband, you have grown so big. This is It was the first time an elder apologized to me. I was so touched. It was great to have my mother pamper me. "

Li Yu saw that she was about to cry while talking, so he smiled and joked:

"Nuwa's mother and Houtu Godmother will be unhappy if they hear what you said."

Diao Chan wrinkled her nose cutely:

"They are gods. Although they often call me mom, I never dare to be presumptuous. It's not like some stinky men who can often suffer three brain collapses with just one sentence."

When the green light turned on, Li Yu drove through the city and came to the B\u0026B.

As soon as he got off the car, Zhang Ping came over and said:

"Thank you for your hard work, Xiaochan. Dinner will be ready later. I'll fry up some taro balls and sweet potato balls for you first. There are several flavors. Xiaoyu said they are all your favorites."

The little girl was so happy:

"Thank you, Mom, for your hard work."

"It's not hard, it's not hard. Yesterday Xiaoyu said that you grew up in Situ Mansion and lived alone. I felt so sad that I burst into tears. If you feel wronged in the future, just tell your mother, don't bear it. Although our family is not a wealthy family, , but I will never let you be wronged.”

Li Yu: "..."

You and your old human mother call each other sisters. Isn’t this considered a wealthy family?

Li Yu sent Diao Chan's luggage to room 201. When he passed by the study, he took a look inside and saw that his father was discussing the layout of the city with Jia Xu. The first version of the city wall plan had been released.

However, both of them were not satisfied and planned to change it again.

Li Yu didn't bother him. He put away his luggage and walked to room 204. Zhou Ruotong, Mu Guiying and Yun Xiao were busy summarizing the financial data of various companies.

Mu Guiying asked:

"Did your second wife come to pick you up?"

"Well, I just returned to the B\u0026B."

Mu Guiying slapped the table:

"Let her do the work. These messy data give me a headache. It's time for her to have a headache."

Li Yu tentatively reminded:

"Guiying, would it be better if you went to the book world to supplement some accounting-related knowledge?"

When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately felt that she was not a fool, and went to the book world. When she came back, she walked to the restaurant and brought over the taro balls and sweet potato balls that Diao Chan was enjoying. Diao Chan also came over. The four people sorted out various accounts together.

Li Yu excused himself to make dumplings and went to the kitchen to help his mother.

While he was busy, Lin Xu made a video call. As soon as Li Yu wiped his hands and answered the call, he saw Dundun's round, furry face appear on the screen. When he saw Li Yu, he took the initiative to say hello:

"Meow~~"

Just as Li Yugang was about to meow, the phone on the other side was taken away, and Lin Xu appeared on the screen:

"Tomorrow our family will set off back to Yinzhou to attend Wu Song's wedding. Dundun has also prepared a special gift... Will I be able to meet many ancient people this time?"

Li Yu said:

"Everyone who has been to the B\u0026B, except Zhao Yun and Zhao Xue, will come back. Those who have families will bring their families with them. In addition, Li Jing, Xuandu, Guo Jia, Gongsun Sheng, Cai Yong and others will also come here to feel the reality. world."

When Lin Xu heard this, he decided to bring his pen, ink, paper and inkstone with him. Then he would ask Cai Yong for two pieces of calligraphy and give them to Wang Nian Jiao Geng Lishan. He would definitely benefit a lot.

While the two were chatting, Shan Xiongxin was putting gold bricks into a wooden box:

"I have been in the book world for more than a year. This time when I go back to visit my relatives, I must bring more gifts to thank Master Li for helping me, Shan Xiongxin... Madam, do you think a hundred kilograms of gold is worth it when visiting relatives?"

Hu Sanniang is a carefree person and is a little unsure about interpersonal relationships:

"Don't we still have some calligraphy and paintings and porcelain? Bring them all. They were all searched out of the homes of officials in Xingzhou. When they are transported there, the master will exchange them for supplies to support us."

When the couple was preparing gifts, Liu Bei, who had just arrived in Qilin Village, was trying on his new clothes. He was going to bring his wife, Mrs. Wu, to participate.

Also preparing were Yue Fei and his wife, and Zhang Fei and his wife, all busy preparing gifts to bring to the real world.

Zhao Fujin said to Zhang Fei:

"My husband, please don't quarrel with Wen Hou when you meet him."

"Yes, don't worry, my wife, I can't thank him enough."

He agreed very well, but Zhang Fei had already made up his mind. When he saw the big monkey in Bingzhou, he would scold him and take the initiative.

In the Three Kingdoms world, Lu Bu was trying on a cartoon version of Zhang Fei's mask, and he added five words on the mask:

[Zhang Fei's father]

"San'er must have a lot of dirty words to scold me, so the first time I saw him, I put on this mask and pissed him off!"