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Chapter 779: Xuandu's gift for meeting people - luck in love! [Monthly votes requested]

"Hey, I can't fly anymore, it's so magical!"

When he first arrived in the real world, the great magician Xuandu jumped twice like a curious baby. His body did not fly directly through the roof of the warehouse, and he did not smash a ten-foot-deep pit after landing. He was downgraded from a quasi-saint to the most ordinary mortal.

In the past, Xuandu had also tried to seal the five senses of divine power and become an ordinary person, but his physical strength was there. Even if he did nothing, he was much stronger than a mortal.

Now that he can finally be the purest mortal, he thinks it's very fun. He pinched himself a few times and felt the pain he had not felt for a long time.

While he was having a lot of fun, his memories of the original work emerged in his mind.

Although Xuandu has a high status, he is just a soy sauce in "The Romance of the Gods". He appears very few times and has very few lines.

In just a moment, he read all the memories of the original work.

Zishou asked in confusion:

"Master, have you finished reading? I heard that they get a headache when reading memories."

Xuandu smiled and said:

"This little content is just a drop of water for my brain."

He is not only the first human race, but also a quasi-sage who inherited most of the legacy of the Taiqing Saint. The little content in the original memory is like a tickle to Xuandu.

"Others use DDR1 128M single-channel memory, which is slow to read and the system is stuck; I use DDR5 128G quad-channel memory, which is very fast and is not of the same order of magnitude at all."

Xuandu blew his bangs in a showy way, and used a computer memory card as an example to show off his difference.

In order to be less conspicuous, Zishou specifically asked the queen to lower his height. He dropped from 2.4 meters to 2.2 meters, which is about the same as Lu Bu, and is not so scary visually.

However, the average height of this group of people is still amazing. Yuwen Chengdu and Guan Yu are both nine feet tall, more than two meters and one meter tall, Lu Bu and Zishou are more than two meters and two meters tall, and the rest of Qin Qiong, Li Jing, Zhang Fei, Shan Xiongxin, Gongsun Sheng, Xie Yingdeng and others are all more than eight feet tall, nearly one meter and nine meters tall.

If this group of people form a team, it should not be a big problem to challenge a professional basketball team, and they can even take turns to experience the joy of dunking the backboard.

Xuandu looked around and found the electric tricycle wrapped in yellow silk cloth driven by Li Shimin. Just when he was about to count with his fingers to see which wanderer drove it, he realized that the divine power had completely disappeared:

"I used to deduce everything in advance, and I knew what would happen in the future. Now I don’t have this ability, I’m really uncomfortable."

Coming to the real world, every step is new and unknown.

Ordinary people don’t feel much, but for immortal cultivators, it is an extraordinary experience.

At this moment, Xuandu also understood why Yunxiao's cultivation would improve step by step after he became an administrator. The reason was this completely mortal experience.

Although the world in the book can be reincarnated and can practice in the world, after all, it is not a mortal, and many things are taken for granted.

And even if reincarnated to practice, it is generally just to consolidate the roots. All the layouts have been arranged before reincarnation, and there has never been such an unknown experience.

Now that I have come to the real world, I have completely integrated into the mortal world, which is of great benefit to the practice of innate creatures.

Xuandu patted the rice piled up beside him and said with a smile:

"My brother's place is a good place, I have to come often in the future."

Zishou checked the WeChat message and said:

"They are all in the courtyard of the homestay, let's go too."

Xuandu picked up a travel bag he brought with him and asked Zishou:

"Where is my brother? Where is he?"

"He was just at the wedding rehearsal site, and now he is driving here. He will arrive in 20 minutes at most."

Xuandu did not go out immediately, but first looked at the materials in each pile in the warehouse. He was curious about everything here. As he was looking, the air in the middle of the warehouse fluctuated, and Xuanzang drove an electric five-wheeler to the real world.

As the only representative of the Journey to the West world, almost everyone asked Xuanzang to bring gifts, including Wu Song's wedding gift and Li Yu's New Year's Eve gift.

When Xuan Du saw Xuan Zang, he asked him:

"Did Aunt Hou Tu ask you to bring a gift?"

Xuan Zang nodded:

"She brought a small bag of dates, and asked me to tell the great master not to be greedy for the world and forget the way home."

Xuan Du smiled:

"Aunt, you are worrying too much. I am here to visit relatives and see my brother whom I miss so much, and experience the joy of eating a big feast in the world."

He picked at the gift on the electric five-wheeler and said:

"If this is converted into money, Wu Erlang will probably become one of the few rich men. He will definitely be in the top few of the wealth list."

Xuan Zang often Communicating with people in the real world, he added:

"It's called the Hurun Wealth List, but people in the real world call it the Pig Killing List. It is said that those who top the list all have bad endings."

Xuandu smiled and said:

"That means they were not upright from the beginning, so they were attacked when they reached a high place. This is the same as taking the wrong path in the foundation-building period. It seems insignificant, but in fact, the higher you rise, the greater the hidden dangers, until it explodes in the end."

Most of the gifts from the Journey to the West world are Chinese herbal medicines, and there are also relatively novel gold, silver and porcelain. They are as ordinary as possible, but they are still not ordinary items when brought here.

Xuan Zang pushed the electric five-wheeler to a corner, plugged in the charger with familiarity, and left the warehouse with Xuan Du, entering the homestay from the backyard.

"This is really a beautiful place with clear water and mountains, a great place!"

Xuan Du liked it more and more, and even wanted to talk to his good brother about it, and became an administrator.

The Three Kingdoms world can now set up three administrators, so the Conferred God world should also be possible. As the eldest brother of the Taoist sect, I should help my junior brothers and sisters explore the way. Who else can do this kind of hard work but me?

As soon as Xuan Du walked into the yard, Guo Jia's eyes were active, and he quickly brought the teapot to pour tea. Zhuge Liang, Liu Xie, Yue Fei, Li Shimin and other little friends also saluted and shouted hello to the master uncle.

Xuan Du laughed:

"You guys are good, you are quite polite. How about this, I will give you a peach blossom luck each, which can be regarded as the fate between us."

The little friends looked at each other, and some of them couldn't figure out the temper of the master uncle.

Everyone is engaged, Yue Fei is even married, and you are offering your love luck right in front of everyone's spouse. This... even if you want to agree in your heart, you have to refuse it verbally.

Li Shimin had many tricks and asked in a roundabout way:

"Master uncle, is your peach blossom helpful to us in conquering the world and conquering the Central Plains? If so, then we will accept this gift. If not, then we all have someone we love in our hearts."

When he said the last sentence, he winked and tried to establish some kind of tacit understanding with Master uncle, but was caught by Li Fengyang, who directly rewarded His Majesty Tian Khan with a head crash:

"Little brother, if you dare to let Wu Gou down, don't blame me for being ruthless."

Li Shimin rubbed his head and said in a flattering way:

"I just talked to Master uncle about the wonderful use of peach blossoms. Sister, do you want to come too? You are so old, and you should also make an engagement... Li Fengyang, can you give me some face in front of outsiders? After all, I am the emperor of China."

He ran while talking, and Li Fengyang carried the wooden sword that served as a decoration in the yard and chased after him to chop.

Li Shimin had no choice but to run to Shan Xiongxin:

"Shan Erge, I heard that you take in heroes from all over the world. Will you take in a hero like me?"

Shan Xiongxin didn't expect that the brother and sister would pester him again, and said speechlessly:

"You should finish your nine-year compulsory education first."

Li Shimin asked Mu Guiying for help again:

"Third Master, help me!"

This time he found the right person. Mu Guiying immediately snatched the wooden sword from Li Fengyang's hand and became the embodiment of justice.

When the Li siblings were fighting, Lu Bu was sitting in the pavilion, opened the cloth bag that Zhang Fei threw at him, and took out a piece of silk cloth from it, on which was a warm and sincere thank-you letter.

Inside the letter was a phoenix hairpin, a gem necklace, and several pure gold head flowers from the Song Dynasty made by famous craftsmen.

Lu Bu was a little surprised:

"San'er, I am very pleased that you wrote to thank me, but what do these hairpins and head flowers mean? Do you really want me to dress up as Xiao Fengxian?"

Zhao Fujin said:

"My husband has always remembered the grace of Wen Hou leading his army to save his life last time. In addition, he insists on practicing calligraphy every day and wants to show off his calligraphy, so he plans to write you a thank-you letter. The jewelry is for my sister-in-law and Lingqi... Wen Hou saved my husband's life, and I prepared a small gift to thank him. This is what I should do. I hope Wen Hou will not despise it."

Lu Bu thought that Zhang Fei imitated Zhuge Liang to send women's clothes to Sima Yi to mock him, but he didn't expect that this was a gift prepared by his sister-in-law for his wife and daughter. He immediately saluted solemnly:

"Thank you, sister-in-law!"

He handed the jewelry to Yan Shi, and as for Zhang Fei's thank-you letter with countless words, he planned to frame it and hang it at home.

Zhang Fei was still arrogant at this moment:

"I just practiced calligraphy casually. If you don't like it, just throw it away. I don't care anyway."

Lu Bu stood up and sat next to him, bumping Zhang Fei with his shoulder:

"Why don't you learn something else? Why do you have to learn to be arrogant? How did I teach you when you were a child?"

Zhang Fei was about to sigh, but he was broken again when he heard this:

"Big monkey, can you be a human being?"

After Lu Bu teased Zhang Fei, he rubbed against Lao Guan again:

"Thinking back to the time when I was here with Qin Erge, Shan Erge, and Wu Erlang to pay respect to Lao Guan, now that I'm back again, does Lao Guan feel that the world has changed?"

Guan Yu stroked his beard and said:

"I felt that I had nothing to do at the time. Now that I think about it, that period of time should be the most comfortable time in Guan's life."

There was no war, no fighting, no endless refugees and defeated troops, three full meals a day, and you could read and study after eating. It was so comfortable.

As he was sighing, the whistle of a bus sounded outside.

Li Yu led Zhao Qian and Wu Dalang into the gate of the homestay. Seeing that the yard was full of ancient people wearing Hanfu, he quickly asked Zhao Dahu to hide aside, then took out his mobile phone and took a photo.

Just as everyone was about to salute Li Yu, Zhang Ping came in with the Hermès bag given by Zhou Ruotong. When she saw Sun Facai, her eyes immediately turned red:

"Nephew, I finally see you again. Where is my grandson? Let me hug him."

Sun Facai's family and Li Yu's family are old friends. After Sun Facai's parents got into trouble, Zhang Ping treated Sun Facai as her own child. When he disappeared last time, she also asked someone to look for him. She thought she would never see this child again. Unexpectedly, he was not only doing well in the Three Kingdoms world, but also got married and had children.

Sun Facai hugged Sun Mao over:

"Little Maoer, call grandma."

Zhang Ping first stuffed a plump red envelope into the child's arms, then held Xiao Mao'er in her arms and kissed her soft little face:

"This kid really likes people."

Cai Yan came over and saluted:

"I met Aunt Zhang, and Fa Cai said that he used to go to your house to get food, and now he's still craving for that bite."

Zhang Ping took out a red envelope and stuffed it into her hand:

"The wealthy parents are gone. As an elder, I will give you a greeting gift for his parents. Don't take it too little."

"No, no, no, no, thank you Aunt Zhang."

After Cai Yan received the red envelope, Li Shimin and his friends also brought their family members to salute and call grandma. Everyone who called grandma received a big red envelope.

At the end of the post, Xuandu also came to join in the fun:

"Mom, I am your long-lost son."

Zhang Ping was so excited that she stuffed two red envelopes into his hands:

"Since you are a good son, you should get a double red envelope. Take it. Sister Wa told me at the scenic spot that if you don't obey me in the past two days, I will beat you and scold you at will."

Xuandu smiled with his face:

"If you are willing to beat me and scold me, you treat me as one of your own. My mother...she didn't say anything else, right?"

When we get here, we no longer need to worry about the identity of the Taoist eldest brother, we can just call you mother.

Zhang Ping said:

"I've told you a lot, let us take you to see more of the world. Come on, get in the car. Dinner is about to start. Let's go to the wedding venue and chat while we eat."

When she handed out red envelopes, others saluted Li Yu, Zhou Ruotong and others.

After finishing, everyone came to the bus parked outside. Cai Yong looked at the huge thing and was so shocked that he couldn't speak:

"Are you dizzy while sitting here? Do you need to take motion sickness medicine?"

Liu Bei sat next to him and said:

"Uncle, don't panic. I checked the map just now. The place is quite close. You don't need to take motion sickness medicine. If you feel dizzy, sit in front. The further forward you are, the less likely you are to get motion sickness."

Xuandu, who was a mortal for the first time, heard the word motion sickness and was a little curious. He took the initiative to sit in the last row of the car, intending to experience the legendary motion sickness.

His attitude of leaning toward Hushan made Li Yu dumbfounded:

"Brother, aren't you afraid that you might get car sick and vomit?"

"That's great, I don't even know what it feels like to vomit... This time I came here just to experience the full range of mortal life. I'll try to see if I can get drunk tonight. If so, I can also feel the happiness of an alcoholic."

Li Yu: "..."

Feeling everything will only harm you.

Fortunately, Yinzhou is a small place without any messy bar culture or weird nightlife. Otherwise, Xuandu would have to experience everything, and maybe you would have to go to the hotel to find people.

When the car started and slowly went down the mountain, Li Yu asked Xuandu:

"What does it feel like?"

"It's too slow. My escape technique usually takes one hundred thousand miles in the blink of an eye. At this speed, don't even think about motion sickness. Instead, you will easily become sleepy."

Saying he was sleepy, he didn't stay quiet for two minutes before he took out his phone and started taking selfies, planning to show off when he went back.

In front of Li Yu were Liu Bei and Mrs. Wu. At this moment, Xuande was telling his wife in a low voice about scrap stations, gas stations, Shitou Village, Hanfu factories, scenic spots, etc. in the real world.

Mrs. Wu asked enviously:

"The people living here are very happy, right?"

"It's happier than the world in the book, but it's also more stressful. Happiness is all relative."

Next, everyone was like a group of country bumpkins who had never seen the world. They felt that everything outside was novel, especially when they entered the city and saw high-rise buildings, it was so shocking.

Cai Yong was a little nervous at first, but when he saw this scene, he forgot about motion sickness. He took out his mobile phone and kept taking pictures, planning to start a new round of reforms when he got back.

If you don’t come to the real world, you will never know how advanced systems can improve society and people’s livelihood.

Arriving at the Hanfu Hotel where the wedding was held, everyone got off the car, took a tour, said hello to Wu Song and his wife, and then started having dinner.

Everyone will not go back tonight, everyone will stay here, and those who can't accommodate will be arranged in a hot spring resort.

Wu Song was so happy that he toasted one by one. In the end, he was scolded by Zhang Ping, so he didn't dare to continue drinking. He couldn't delay tomorrow's wedding. After all, people from the three worlds were here. This would be messed up, but there would be several people. People in the world will make fun of him all his life.

During the rehearsal in the afternoon, several of Hao Zhenzhen's unknown relatives wanted to make trouble during dinner, but when they saw Lu Bu and the others' huge heights, they all became mute.

Especially after the meal, Hao Zhenzhen had the clip of Wu Song planting the stone mound into the soil repeatedly played on the big screen. Not only did it shock the relatives, but even the waiters in the hotel were trembling when serving the food, for fear of being carried by Wu Song. Legs thrown out.

While preparations for the wedding were busy here, in the world of the Three Kingdoms, Song Xian traveled all the way through mountains and rivers, and finally made it through the swamp and arrived at Xiandu City.

Xiandu originally belonged to the vassal state of Liaodong, but because it was located in the eastern part of the quagmire, it has now been annexed by Gongsun Du, the prefect of Liaodong County.

After the news came that the vassal states in western Liaoning and eastern Liaoning were occupied by the imperial army, Gongsun Du began to train his troops, mobilized strong men, and prepared to wait for work beside the swamp.

Liaodong is the territory of his Gongsun family, and no one can take it away.

When Song Xian entered the city, he unfurled the prepared banners of the Han Dynasty. He and Qian Lixue were covered in mud, like beggars, but they held the banners of the Han Dynasty envoys and attracted the whole city.

Everyone has lived in Liaodong for generations and has never seen an imperial envoy. Now that they heard that the envoy was coming, they all wanted to watch.

But seeing Song Xian's embarrassed look, everyone was overjoyed.

Gongsun Du's son Gongsun Kang was even more contemptuous:

"Father, the Han Dynasty has fallen to such a state. Even if they are given wings, they are just a swamp. We don't need to defend this small Xiandu City, right?"

Gongsun Du was more stable:

"I will talk to this beggar first and find out the truth about the court... If the Han Dynasty is really about to end, we will transfer the army. I heard that there are not many soldiers and horses in Donglai County, Qingzhou, and there is no fierce general. We can cross the sea to attack it and take Donglai in one fell swoop!"

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