Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

Noticing Kong Xuan coming out of retreat, the gods in Chaoge City flew over immediately, but when they saw that it was a woman, they were all stunned.

They were used to Kong Xuan's male body, but when he suddenly changed into a female body, and looked very beautiful, everyone was not used to it.

It was still the great writer Gui Ling Shengmu who reacted quickly. She took out ten boxes of facial masks from her magic weapon and said with a smile:

"Congratulations to fellow Daoist Kong for coming out of retreat. These facial masks are the subscription fees I earned. I give you some. I wish you become more and more beautiful and happy every day."

After she took the lead, others also gave gifts, which were basically cosmetics, skin care products and clothes.

Only Lao Zhao was standing in the air with a 25-liter plastic pot and a piece of pork head meat.

He heard the movement in Kong Xuan's courtyard and planned to come over to drink, eat meat, brag and chat as usual, but when he saw Kong Xuan's female body, the soul of the God of Wealth was instantly hooked away.

Qiongxiao and Bixiao flew over in their own macaron cars. Seeing their eldest brother's idiotic look, they couldn't help but cast a teleportation spell and teleported the unsuspecting Lao Zhao to a nearby pond.

Zhao Gongming was shocked and flew out of the water, his clothes dried instantly.

He was about to continue looking for Kong Xuan when Qiongxiao drove his car over, lowered the car window and said angrily:

"Brother, can you be more promising? A few days ago, you kept saying that you and Kong Daoyou were just drinking and eating friends, but now that she has changed into a daughter, do you want to destroy this pure friendship?"

Lao Zhao's mind was full of that graceful figure, and he didn't care about anything else:

"I... I just came to drink with Kong Daoyou. Little sister, do you think it should be okay for me to call her Xuanxuan in the future? Is this name ambiguous?"

Bixiao floated over from another direction and said with a sneer:

"It's more than ambiguous, it's almost drawing... ...Brother, aren't you going to play with Yuyixian?"

"What can a grown man do? I just came to watch. Everyone is giving gifts. Don't you think these 50 kilograms of homemade liquor and 3 kilograms of pork head are not shabby?"

Qiong Xiao's head was full of black lines:

"Brother, why don't you read the Love Manual again, or go to the Water Margin and Yue Fei world, travel through the time stream, and see how Zhang Fei took down Zhao Fujin... You have to change your mind quickly, otherwise you will probably have to sleep with this plastic pot in your arms in the future."

She is a girl now, and she gives him liquor and pork head right away. Is this something a normal person would do?

Of course, it is not impossible to give this gift, but after giving it, you will really become good friends who only care about food and drink. It is absolutely impossible to go further.

Zhao Gongming's eyes lit up, and he felt that he could indeed ask Zhang Fei for advice.

This guy can make the princess of the Song Dynasty risk her life to follow him in just one hour. He must be extraordinary in love. He must learn from her and strive to make a solid step in his relationship with Xuanxuan before the end of the Conferred Gods.

He put away the plastic pot and the pork head, looked at the beautiful woman Kong Xuan with nostalgia, and then tore through time and space, leaping into the world of Water Margin and Yue Fei.

He came to Tokyo City and walked forward against time to the Lantern Festival night when Zhang Fei met Zhao Fujin.

There was no curfew on the Lantern Festival night, and everyone could wander around the streets. Lao Zhao searched for a long time and finally found the restaurant where Zhang Fei drank alone.

He hid his figure and sat quietly opposite Zhang Fei.

Seeing Zhang Fei drinking alone, this guy simply took out the plastic pot, filled himself with a bowl, and ate and drank slowly.

Soon, Zhao Fujin escaped into the restaurant under the protection of Caihua and the old eunuch. Zhang Fei stepped forward to save the beauty, and everything developed normally.

While Zhang Fei was brewing milk tea and making oil-splashed noodles, Zhao Gongming secretly tasted it with interest and continued to drink.

But as he was drinking, he saw Zhao Fujin calling Zhang Fei "husband".

Zhao Gongming: ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

I just nibbled two pig ears, how come a stranger suddenly called me "husband", does Zhang Fei have any magic?

He felt like he was distracted in class and couldn't keep up with the course at all.

After reading it twice, Zhao Gongming came to a conclusion:

"If you want to win a girl's heart, you have to be a warm man, understand!"

Then, he followed Zhang Fei to experience the whole process of escaping from the restaurant. After meeting up with Liu Bei and the others, when Zhang Fei took out the book "High Emotional Intelligence Reply, Warm Her All Day" from his arms, Lao Zhao took it in his hand and read it with interest, and then copied the contents of the whole book into his mind, intending to return to the Fengshen World to copy and be a warm man and win Xuanxuan's heart.

In the real world, after Xuanzang finished eating the vegetarian food at the wedding banquet, he came to the scenic spot. Taking advantage of the large number of tourists on New Year's Day, he opened the door of the Tathagata Temple, let everyone in to burn incense, and gave everyone guidance.

The New Year's Day holiday made the business of the scenic spot very hot, and even burning incense required queuing.

Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng came to the small temple to worship Tathagata, and considered whether to build a Taoist temple to fight for Taoism.

The actions of the two made the surrounding tourists very confused:

"Isn't it said that Buddhism and Taoism cannot coexist? Why do these two Taoists come to worship Tathagata?"

"Don't they think that the Tathagata Temple is popular and come to take advantage of the popularity?"

"Maybe they are two Cosplay enthusiasts. This is a Hanfu scenic spot, and Taoist robes are also a kind of Hanfu. I just saw someone dressed as a yellow turban army and an executioner."

Xuanzang said to everyone:

"These two Taoist priests are my good friends and are proficient in Taoism. If you have any questions, you can ask them for advice."

These words made the tourists very curious and gathered around:

"Taoist Priest, what are you two proficient in?"

Proficient in fighting, murder and arson... Xie Yingden laughed at himself silently and said with a smile:

"I'm proficient in Feng Shui and physiognomy, and my senior brother is proficient in Yin and Yang Bagua and good and bad predictions. You can ask any questions you have. We don't guarantee that we can solve them, but we can help analyze some things."

After speaking, he emphasized one sentence:

"No charge, it's free."

After all, he has lived in the real world for a short time, and he knows the people in the real world very well.

I buy shoes worth thousands of dollars at a time, and I refuse to pay a few dollars for postage... When I spend a small amount of money, I am a prudent person, but when I spend a lot of money, I become a fun-loving person who is drunk now, and is a contradictory community.

A tourist squeezed over and asked:

"Taoist Priest, look at my face, when will I make a fortune?"

Xie Yingden looked at his face and said:

"You do have some floating wealth in your life, but the important thing is that your kidney deficiency is very serious now. Pay attention to restraint. If this continues, your kidney energy will wash away the floating wealth in your life."

Another tourist suddenly became happy:

"Why do you sound like a cowherd in a club? Priest, what do you think of me?"

"You are weaker than him!"

When Xie Yingdeng opened his store, Gongsun Sheng also had customers:

"Taoist Priest, these are the horoscopes of me and my partner. Can you test whether it is a good match or a bad match?"

Gongsun Sheng said without even looking:

"If you like it, it's a good match; if you don't, it's a bad match."

"If we want to get engaged, which day is auspicious?"

“Legal holidays are all auspicious days.”

"Taoist Priest, I have just passed the entrance examination. Can you help me test my future official fortune?"

Gongsun Sheng didn't look at the man's horoscope and asked:

"Are any of your elder relatives serving as officials?"

"No, I'm the only one in our family."

"Then there will be no official luck."

Everyone burst into laughter, feeling that this Taoist priest was not taking the usual path and was telling the truth.

Another tourist squeezed over, holding a crudely printed Feng Shui book and said:

"Taoist Priest, I just bought a book from a stall outside the scenic area. It says that if you flip through it rashly, you will suffer a bloody disaster. Can I continue reading?"

Gongsun Sheng took the book and asked:

"Which page is about the bloody disaster?"

"The third page of the title page has been enlarged and bolded, which made me feel scared."

Gongsun Sheng turned to this page, raised his hand to tear it up, and handed the book to the man:

"No need to be outraged. If there is similar content in it, just find a dry toilet and throw it in..."

It's a pity that it's not in the book world, otherwise Taoist Gongsun would just use the Five Thunder Tiangang Zhengfa to strike it, and directly use lightning to disinfect it. Even if there is a curse, it can be cleaned up.

Everyone asked a lot more questions, and an elderly tourist asked for advice:

"Taoist Priest, I just lit the incense for the Buddha, but failed to light it several times. Is the Buddha blaming me for not coming last week?"

Gongsun Sheng said with a smile:

"If you can't light it, it's because it's damp. Throw it away and replace it with a few more. Don't always be suspicious of feudal superstition. Even if you don't come to burn incense once a year, as long as your family lives in harmony, Buddha will only be happy for you and won't blame you." Yours."

His humorous words quickly attracted the tourists around him:

"I didn't expect that on the first day of New Year's Day, a Taoist priest would break the feudal superstition in front of the Tathagata Temple."

"It would be better if the Taoist Master flew away with his sword at this time."

"Taoist Master, what is your Taoist name?"

"My master gave me the name Yiqing. If you don't give up, you can call me Taoist Master Yiqing."

When tourists heard this name, they thought it was very Taoist and poetic. Some people who were proficient in "Water Margin" said with a smile:

"Aren't you afraid that Taoist Master will be able to suppress you if you actually follow the same Taoist title as Rui Yunlong Gongsun Sheng?"

Gongsun Sheng said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter, we cultivators don't pay attention to these things."

While answering questions on the mountain, in the small square at the foot of the mountain, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, Shan Xiongxin, Liu Guan, Zhang Yuwen and Chengdu once again performed fighting games. The tourists were extremely excited and called them wonderful.

Especially when Zhang Fei and Lu Bu were fighting, they talked trash to each other, and they were very serious and engaged. Many tourists said that the acting was excellent, and it looked like there was a real feud, and it didn't feel like a performance at all.

Zi Meng did not participate in the performance. Wearing a safety helmet, he and Zhao Feng visited the operation process of the mixing station and the related processes of the precast plant.

He planned to activate the Immortal to refine cement after returning, and use his divine power to achieve overtaking in corners.

Xuandu and Guo Jia did not follow the large army. Instead, they put on modern clothes and wandered around the city, getting their hair permed by the way.

Guo Jia has the same tinfoil perm as Yang Xiu, Xuandu is a bit more slutty and dyed a granny gray.

After walking out of the barber shop, the two of them spent thousands of yuan each. Guo Jia lit up a cigarette and muttered:

"Arch mage, why are you spending this money? When you return to the book world, don't you just change your hairstyle to whatever you want?"

Xuandu smiled and said:

"It's different. This hairstyle was designed by a mortal without any divine blessing... It's a pity that I still have to save the entire human world. Otherwise, with my looks, I can debut as a star."

Guo Jia is not too interested in celebrities in the real world:

"They are all sissies. I can't even imagine how you talk in such a coquettish way."

Xuan Du didn't dare to imagine it, because if he pretended to be neither male nor female, his mother would definitely pay special attention to him.

After walking for a while, the two came to the park and saw a haunted house. They bought tickets to experience it.

The modern haunted house has holy light special effects, dry ice smoke, and everything is very complete.

But in the eyes of Guo Jia and Xuan Du, it feels like being in a kindergarten.

One of them is a brother to the Ten Kings of Hell, and the other is the first human in the Three Realms. Going to the underworld is like going home. No matter the weird music or the creepy lights, these two guys don't feel anything. They are quite calm like fighter pilots riding a roller coaster.

When they were halfway through the walk, the NPC hidden inside jumped out. Before they even touched the two, Guo Jia stopped them:

"Brother, your acting skills are too poor. Don't show your teeth and claws, don't make weird noises that you think are scary, and don't pretend to be fierce."

He demonstrated as he spoke:

"You can tell at a glance that you have never killed anyone. Friends who often kill people know that fierceness is not pretended, and it is not a noisy, but a kind of condescending and vicious viciousness that makes people's backs cold."

Before Director Guo's acting class was over, several NPCs were scared and screamed, crying and shouting as they ran out.

Xuandu: "..."

Aren't you afraid that they will be scared and call the police?

After leaving the haunted house, the two comforted the frightened NPCs, then took a taxi to the mall and met up with Li Yu and the others.

At this moment, everyone was still in the video game arcade. Diao Chan was experiencing the dance machine, Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong were competing in shooting, and Mu Guiying and Yunxiao were tossing the boxing dynamometer to see how strong their punches were.

Xuandu thought it was fun here, so he took a look around and took note of all the equipment. He planned to do a one-to-one replica when he returned, so that the gods in Chaoge could have more places to play.

After the shooting competition, Li Yu won the second place. He forcibly defended himself:

"I used to play football, and I'm not very good at basketball."

Diao Chan said:

"Then take some time to compete with Sister Zhou in football."

Li Yu raised his hand and gave the girl a head slap:

"Don't make a fuss, be careful that I will deduct your living expenses."

The little girl giggled:

"Don't worry, I have millions in my card anyway."

Mu Guiying came over like a fangirl when she heard it:

"Wow, millions, this money is too much, right? Fairy Xiaochan, can you V me fifty to prove your strength?"

Diao Chan couldn't argue with the girl, so she simply led Lu Lingqi and Changsun Wugou to the Heytea store on the first floor of the mall to buy milk tea for everyone.

Li Yu held Professor Zhou's hand and asked:

"What are we having for dinner? I'll ask our mom to prepare it at the B\u0026B."

"It's all right. I'm not picky."

Yun Xiao and Mu Guiying also had the same attitude.

They started eating dinner before they had finished digesting the big meal at noon. The meals in the real world were too dense. Guo Jia, who only had two meals a day, was really not used to it...

He patted his stomach and said:

"Fortunately, I'm only here for a day or two. If I stayed longer, I would probably gain 50 kilograms and turn from a five-poison youth into a fat otaku."

After experiencing the arcade, Guo Jia began to choose gifts for the people in the Three Kingdoms world. Li Yu also bought a few sets of clothes and asked Guo Jia to take them to Yang Xiu, who didn't come this time.

In the evening, everyone took a car back to the B\u0026B and ate dinner prepared by their mother Zhang Ping.

Xuan Du's gray hair was naturally criticized by Zhang's mother. It was ridiculous for a young man to look like an old man.

Compared to noon, there were fewer people at night. After Lv Bu, Liu Guan, and Zhang Fei performed in the scenic area, they were taken by Lin Xu to the horse farm of Longqi Mountain Scenic Area for a performance, and then stayed there for dinner.

Wu Song and his wife were too tired to move after the wedding, so they ate in the city.

Sun Facai and his family stayed in the city, invited a few familiar friends, and had dinner with Cao Wenfeng.

After dinner, Zishou was worried about the stability of Chaoge, so he went back first; Xuanzang planned to continue his journey and returned to the Journey to the West world.

Others took several cars and went to the city to walk around and experience the city nightlife.

The next day, Li Yu took the people in the book world to visit the steel plant through Zhao Dahu's relationship. They saw the steel rolling workshop. The huge heavy machinery amazed Li Jing and others, and they wanted to move it away on the spot.

After the visit, it was time for everyone to leave.

Cai Yong and Jia Xu bid farewell with tears, saying that they would assist His Majesty and strive to let the people of the Han Dynasty live a good life with five meals a day as soon as possible.

Li Jing said that Jia Xu would be responsible for dispatching the army of the entire Sui and Tang world, and help several worlds to establish a unified dynasty as soon as possible and help Tiandao Shangren to succeed in the throne.

In the past two days, Li Wa and Zhangsun Wugou, Huang Yueying, and Lu Lingqi have become close friends. Now that they are about to part, the girls are all in tears and say goodbye to each other.

Zhou Ruotong gave everyone a lot of clothes, as well as some women's products:

"If you miss each other in the future, you can meet in the Wahuang Palace, or just let your grandmother send you to another world to stay for a few days... Although it is difficult to leave the world in the book, it is very simple to visit each other, it's just a matter of words."

Lv Bu put his arm around Zhang Fei's shoulders and said:

"San'er, take it easy when you fight over there. According to the timeline of "The Legend of Yue Fei", Temujin has begun to rise now, so don't capsize in the gutter."

Zhang Fei smiled:

"I'm looking for this grandson, the Eastern Overlord Prairie Eagle. This time I turn him into a little prairie sparrow. That so-called golden family will also be eradicated."

Xie Yingdeng and Gongsun Sheng bid farewell to Li Yu and took the opportunity to propose a small Taoist temple. The scale does not need to be too large, it should be of the same level as the Tathagata Temple.

Li Yu naturally would not refuse this request:

"Okay, I'll find someone to build it when I get back. It will coincide with the second phase of the scenic area expansion project."

However, who should be enshrined in the Taoist temple must be discussed with the old mother first, and cannot be done randomly.

Xuandu put his arm around Brother Dao's shoulders and tried to please him in various ways, hoping to get a spot as the administrator of the Conferred God World.

Brother Dao was annoyed and had no choice but to agree. Xuandu was so happy that he hummed a tune unconsciously. However, as soon as he returned to the world of gods, his mother's scolding sounded in his mind:

"What color did you dye your hair? You even got a firework perm. Change it back quickly. What does it look like when you're flowing..."

Xuandu: "..."

After dyeing her hair, she was criticized by Zhang Ping's mother in the real world, and was scolded by her old mother again when she came back here.

Alas, it’s really the same world and the same mother!