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Yuyi Xian didn't expect Lei Jie to be so narrow-minded, and immediately became scared:

"I'm just complaining. There's no need to go online like this, right? You have to give people the right to speak, and you can't just block people's mouths."

The calamity clouds in the sky have not changed at all, and are still gray and chaotic. The divine thunder of chaos is looming, as if it will strike down at any time.

The Winged Immortal panicked and had no choice but to beg for mercy:

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have provoked you. I'd better change back, otherwise I will die."

But no matter what he said, Jie Yun remained unmoved.

Just when the first thunder was about to land, Feather Wings Immortal suddenly felt blessed. He thought of the scene of Yunxiao chasing away Jie Yun when Jiang Ziya was resurrected last time, and quickly projected the scene in his memory of Yunxiao beating Heavenly Dao.

Say it or not, this trick is quite effective.

As soon as Yunxiao's figure appeared, the thunder in the robbery cloud was obviously smaller. Then, the color of the robbery cloud gradually turned into bright purple and began to degrade.

Seeing this scene, Yuyi Xian started to scream again:

"Am I wrong? Haha, I'm right! Praise Senior Sister Yunxiao!"

The calamity cloud in the sky was originally going to be reduced to the eighty-one-level Purple Sky Thunder Catastrophe, but it finally settled on the one hundred and eight-level Five Elements Thunder Catastrophe, intending to teach this winged birdman a lesson.

From a distance, Zhao Gongming looked at this scene and sighed softly:

"It's really frustrating to have such a careless brother-in-law in the stall."

After saying that, he secretly glanced at Kong Xuan beside him, and when he saw that there was no objection, he felt extremely happy.

If you don’t reject me, call me brother-in-law, you just don’t reject me. If you don’t reject me, you just plan to be with me, Lao Zhao. Haha, sincerity is indeed a must-kill skill, Xuanxuan will finally become a Taoist partner with me.

How many children will we have in the future? The child’s name must be resounding, and we must find some powerful teachers for the child. Later, we have to find out whose daughter is the best, and arrange a marriage for the child in advance... Maybe the next calamity will come, and Xuanxuan and I will do it. I can hold my grandson.

Old Zhao was thinking happily when Kong Xuan next to him suddenly asked:

"Did you talk to me just now? My consciousness was traveling around the Great Shang territory and I didn't hear you."

Zhao Gongming:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

No, am I excited for nothing?

In the real world, Yunxiao is helping Zhang Ping make steamed mutton dumplings.

Mixing some chopped onions and carrots into the mutton stuffing can make the umami flavor more intense, and it tastes like vegetables. It is very delicious. Zhang Ping taught Yunxiao how to match the ingredients while busy.

When she learned that the more down-to-earth her daughter-in-law was, the more powerful she became, she planned to teach her more.

Yunxiao said while making dumplings:

"Mom, why don't you leave and stay in the B\u0026B so that I can often ask you for tips on life."

Zhang Ping placed the rolled-out dumpling wrappers in a place convenient for Yun Xiao:

"That's not okay. No matter work or life, there must be a beginning and an end. Even if you resign, you have to go back and finish the work... If there are no surprises, your father and I will complete the resignation procedures before the Spring Festival. Don't bother us then. That’s it.”

Before Yun Xiao could speak, Mu Guiying, who was pounding garlic paste at the side, said:

"Why are you bothered? We like you very much... Fairy Xiaochan was sold to Situ Mansion when she was a child. I lost my mother when I was one year old. Sister Yunxiao was a congenital creature. Now she suddenly has a mother. We are all very happy. We were afraid that you would dislike us. These are not very pretty firewood girls.”

Zhang Ping feels that her daughter-in-law’s self-positioning is not accurate:

"If you guys weren't beautiful, then the world would be full of ugly people. I see that those celebrities and Internet celebrities are not as beautiful as you. It's a great virtue for my stupid son to meet you."

When the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were exchanging business blows, Xuanzang came to the real world and reported to Li Yu that Shituoling was flattened by three thorn heads. Li Yu was stunned for a while:

"Are you saying that the Lion Camel Ridge, where the blue lion, white elephant, and golden-winged roc have been entrenched for five hundred years, has been eradicated?"

Xuanzang nodded:

"Yes, the Great Master led Erlang God Wukong and Prince Nezha there. There were more than 50,000 monsters up and down Shituoling, and none of them escaped the net. They were all eradicated. Lingshan Dharma Protector Wei Tuo Bodhisattva collected the bodies of the people of Shituoling and buried them. I performed salvation for them, and those dead souls were reincarnated in the Tang Dynasty to enjoy their blessings, which was considered as compensation for them. "

Reincarnation in the Tang Dynasty is a phrase that appears many times in the original work of "Journey to the West", especially among the eminent monks in Hezhou, Xiniu. They chant sutras and pray for blessings all day long. They do not want to become Buddhas, but just want to be reincarnated as ordinary people in the Tang Dynasty in China.

This exactly reflects the two sentences at the beginning of the Beidou Sutra:

[The human body is rare, and it is difficult to be born in China]

Li Yu didn't care about cooking now. He washed his hands and led Xuanzang to the study.

Jia Xu was sitting in front of the computer, listening to a high school physics course with Li Shimin. When he saw Li Yu and Xuanzang hurried in, he pressed the space bar to pause, stood up and asked:

"What happened?"

Li Yu said:

"My eldest brother Xuandu led Wukong Nezha Erlang Shen to eradicate Shituoling."

Upon hearing this, Jia Xu immediately put down a homemade scroll hanging on the wall. On the picture were written all the disasters, goblins and place names during the pilgrimage.

The curtains in Jia Xu's home are of this scroll type. Based on the principle of this thing, he made relevant information maps of the world in the book, and put them down when needed to facilitate everyone's discussion.

"Shituoling is more than 10,000 miles away from Lingshan. It contains four catastrophes. If it is eradicated by Master Xuandu, the pressure from Heaven will be even greater."

Jia Xu took a signature pen and crossed out Shituoling, feeling that Xuandu's move directly hit the seven inches of heaven.

Although Lion Camel Ridge is only one place, it contains four disasters, namely, the road is blocked by the lion camel, the monsters are divided into three colors, the city encounters disasters, and the Buddha is asked to subdue the demons... The four disasters have been eradicated now. Not only is the Heavenly Dao unhappy, but Haotian is probably also stamping his feet in the Lingxiao Palace.

Jia Xu asked:

"The original book says that there are about 50,000 monsters in Lion Camel Ridge. Have they all been taken down?"

Xuanzang said:

"All have been taken down. Wukong asked me to ask His Highness the Son of God how to divide the meat of those monsters... Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun roughly estimated that if it is divided among the armies of the five worlds, it can be eaten for a whole year, and there is even a lot of surplus."

To become a demon, the weight is at least more than 100 tons, and the big demons in Lion Camel Ridge are often thousands of feet long, like a mountain, and the amount of meat produced is simply terrifying.

Li Yu and Jia Xu looked at each other and thought that the scope of meat eating should be expanded:

"Give some to the people on our side. The meat of the big monster contains spiritual energy. It is good for the people to eat, especially for children. It should be very helpful for their development."

Jia Xu peeled an almond and put it into his mouth. After chewing it twice, he said:

"Let the Jiejiao immortals who are eager to earn merit in the Fengshen World help to purify the violent aura in the meat, cut it and pickle it. When the meat is pickled, give the pickled meat directly to the people to avoid rotting and waste."

Pickled meat is not only durable, but also can increase the amount of salt used... Although official salt has begun to be promoted, there are still a considerable number of people who don't know about it. Even if they know, they may not be able to afford it.

Sending pickled meat can solve this problem, and at the same time let the people taste the taste of salt.

The people ate meat and salt, the Jiejiao immortals gained merit, the body of the big monster was properly handled, and the disaster of the journey to the west was resolved in advance... Everyone has a bright future.

Li Shimin counted the number with his fingers and said happily:

"More than 50,000 big monsters, not to mention how much meat they can produce, the filth in their stomachs alone can ferment a large amount of fertilizer. These fertilizers can be applied to the fields, which will increase the income of grain... The whole body is full of treasures, the monsters are really good!"

Li Yu thought this was a good idea. In the future, he would teach the people to ferment fertilizer, which can not only clean the streets and purify the environment, but also increase production and income, which is a good thing.

However, the increase in production of general organic fertilizers is limited, and filth such as feces is not so easy to find. It would be great if it was inexhaustible... Wait, there really is such a place.

Li Yu instantly thought of the Sea of ​​Blood.

When it comes to filth, the Sea of ​​Blood should be the best, and the Sea of ​​Blood is full of dirty blood, which cannot be eaten directly, but if it is used to ferment fertilizer, it should not be a big problem.

Especially, if we bring all kinds of fermentation bacteria from the real world to the world in the book, as long as the temperature reaches the standard, the dirty blood of all kinds of evil cultivators in the sea of ​​blood may really be decomposed.

We have to let the people from the Conferred Gods try it later. If it works, a batch of fertilizer plants can be built on the sea of ​​blood, specializing in the production of organic fertilizers, and the crops grown will definitely have a good harvest.

In order to deal with the corpses of the monsters as soon as possible, Li Yu asked Yunxiao to go back and arrange this matter to increase everyone's merits.

Yunxiao passed through the time and space gate of the warehouse and came to the Sanxiao Courtyard in the Conferred Gods World.

As soon as she appeared here, she felt that someone was going through the tribulation, and it was a relatively rare 108-fold five-element thunder tribulation.

She released her divine sense and found that most of the immortals were not in the city. She thought that the Chan Sect had attacked. After counting with her fingers, she realized that it was the Winged Immortal who was going through the tribulation, and most of the immortals in Chaoge City were watching at the place where the tribulation was going.

At this time, Yuyixian was torn to pieces by the purple thunder, and his wings were bloody and his feathers were scattered everywhere.

It was obvious that the previous arrogance and provocation made Jieyun very angry.

In the interval of the thunder, Yuyixian asked in a crying voice:

"Sister, how many thunder tribulations do I have left?"

Before Kong Xuan answered, Zhao Gongming responded to his brother-in-law in a hoarse voice:

"There are still twenty-seven, just bear it and you will pass it... Others have eighty-one thunder tribulations, how come you have one hundred and eight?"

Yuyixian wanted to cry but had no tears, he just said a few words, who knew Jieyun would hold a grudge so much.

It's fun to bully me, a weak and helpless little Pengpeng, but on the day when Junior Brother Jiang was resurrected, why didn't you dare to go against Senior Sister Yunxiao?

Yuyixian was full of grievances, thinking that the remaining twenty-seven thunder tribulations would definitely be very violent, and his life was probably in danger.

When he was feeling depressed, Yunxiao stepped into the place where he passed the tribulation.

As soon as he appeared, the tribulation cloud in the sky trembled, and the rolling thunder disappeared instantly.

When Yuyixian saw Yunxiao, he begged for help with his teeth bared:

"Sister, save me, this tribulation cloud is bullying people. Others are at the 81st level, but it insisted on giving me the 108th level, and it has been secretly increasing its strength... Sister, it doesn't matter if I die, but my reincarnation Yue Fei is the totem of the Chinese human race. If he has any misfortune, it will be a great loss to the human race, and His Royal Highness the Son of God will not be happy!"

It should be said that this guy really knows how to take advantage of the situation.

In a few words, he combined himself with the human race totem, His Royal Highness the Son of God, and other existences that Tribulation Cloud could not afford to offend. In addition, Yunxiao was right next to him. Tribulation Cloud tried to force a smile and symbolically struck Yuyixian's head with an arc of electricity slightly thicker than a hair, and the tribulation was completed!

The Holy Mother of Turtle Spirit laughed dumbly:

"The thinnest lightning just now was several times thicker than a water tank. When Senior Sister Yunxiao came, it immediately turned into a small arc of lighter. Isn't this Jie Yun too bullying and afraid of the strong?"

Yun Xiao raised his head and said to Jie Yun:

"It's your duty, I don't blame you, go back."

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When Jie Yun heard this, he quickly flew away without stopping for a second.

Yunxiao put his hand on the bracelet, mobilized the wood spirit bead on it, and shot a light representing life at Yuyixian. Yuyixian's body recovered immediately, and the wounds quickly improved.

Yuyixian quickly saluted and thanked:

"Thank you, Senior Sister Yunxiao, for helping me achieve the status of quasi-sage!"

After thanking him, he flew to Zhao Gongming and began to inquire about Wukong helping him kill three corpses.

There are many quasi-sages in the Three Realms, and they have never killed three corpses like him without the parties knowing about it.

Zhao Gongming took out his ears:

"Xiao Diaodiao, what did you call me just now? Titles are very important. You have to think clearly before calling me, otherwise you may not get the answer."

Yu Yixian called out to Lao Zhao, but Zhao Gongming ignored him and lowered his head to play Lianliankan on his mobile phone.

Yu Yi Xian thought for a while and called Brother Zhao, but Old Zhao still seemed not to have heard and did not respond at all.

In desperation, Yuyixian leaned into Lao Zhao's ear and shouted softly:

"Brother-in-law, if you don't tell me, I will let my sister marry someone else."

This call of brother-in-law immediately touched Lao Zhao's heart. He chuckled, put away his cell phone, and briefly told the story of how Master Xuandu led Wukong and the three of them to flatten Shituoling.

After Kong Xuan heard this, she said to Yuyi Xian:

"When you see Sun Dasheng, remember to thank him in person. Don't take other people's help for granted."

"Don't worry, sister, I will definitely thank Wukong. If he hadn't had the evil intention to kill me, I might have caused many more deaths."

Xuandu watched from beginning to end, and seeing that everything was okay here, he flew to Jiang Ziya and asked:

"Did you bring the list of gods?"

Jiang Ziya patted his chest:

"It's in my arms, what's wrong, senior brother?"

Xuandu opened a door directly next to him:

"Let's go to the Westward World with me. You can try to canonize the little monsters Wukong and the others killed as gods in heaven. If you can, it will be fun to meet the heavenly soldiers and generals again."

Everyone:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Senior brother went to the real world, why did he suddenly become so bad?

The once honest and honest Taoist eldest brother could not come up with such a weird idea.

When His Majesty Zishou entered the real world, he revived the inevitable situation and reversed the destiny.

Senior Sister Yunxiao went to the real world. Not only did she have a husband who doted on her in every way, she even dared to take the initiative to attack Tian Dao.

Even the Taoist eldest brother, after returning from the real world, also used a series of silky little dirty tricks... The real world is really a good place!

Just as Jiang Ziya was about to set off, Yun Xiao said:

"Xuan Zang just went to the real world to report that demon corpses are everywhere in Shituoling. My husband asked everyone to help purify, cut, marinate the meat, and distribute it to people in various worlds. This can be regarded as giving everyone an opportunity to earn merit."

As soon as she finished speaking, Qiong Xiao happily took out the golden knife seized from Changshengtian:

"Brother-in-law is so nice. Let's go quickly. I can't wait to earn merit."

Holy Mother Turtle Spirit also started gearing up:

"Following the Holy Son and eating nine meals a day... I didn't expect that there is such a thing as earning merit. His Highness the Holy Son is so great. From now on, I will praise His Highness the Holy Son every day!"

Our Lady of Golden Spirit asked in a low voice:

"Damn Nizi, do you secretly have a crush on His Highness the Holy Son?"

Holy Mother Turtle Spirit quickly formed a facial mask and applied it to her face to cover the redness on her face:

"There is no such thing...don't talk nonsense...be careful I will sue you for slander...the book still lacks a female villain who tried her best to seduce His Highness the Holy Son. How about, Senior Sister Jin Ling, you come to make a cameo?"

This time it was the turn of Holy Mother Jin Ling to blush. She took out a facial mask and applied it to her face, then changed the subject and talked about something else.

A group of Daluo came to the world of Journey to the West through the time and space gate set up by Xuandu, and met Wukong and his party who were guarding the Shituoling.

When the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit saw Erlang Shen, she circled around twice in surprise:

"Should I call you Erlang Shen, or Senior Brother Yang?"

Erlang Shen smiled and said:

"It's okay, I have no objection."

Jiang Ziya saw that the souls of some little demons had not dissipated, so he took out the list of gods and tried to guide them. These souls passed through the time and space gate set up by Xuandu and flew to the gods' platform in Chaoge City.

"Oh, it's really good. Heaven will suffer from old sins in the future!"

Winged Immortal came to Wukong, raised his hands and bowed:

"Thank you, Sun Dasheng, for allowing me to accidentally upgrade from Daluo Peak to Quasi-Sage. If you need anything in the future, just ask. I will never shirk if I can help. Don't be polite to me."

Wukong was really not polite to him. He took out the tail feather that he had pulled off from the golden-winged roc during the previous fight and said:

"This, can you exchange it with the pair above me?"

Feather Wing Fairy looked at his feathers, and for a moment he didn't know whether to praise Wukong for his strong provocation ability or to say that he had a solid eye.

You actually took it out like this in front of the suffering master. Aren't you afraid that a quasi-sage like me would fall out?

Before Feather Wing Fairy made any move, Kong Xuan came over and raised her hand to touch the two tail feathers. The power of the phoenix and the power of the peacock were added to the tail feathers.

Then, with a click of her hand, two tail feathers appeared on Wukong's crown.

Kong Xuan said:

"From today on, your somersault cloud can reach 129,600 miles, which is the number of the One Yuanhui. In addition, you will have a chance to be reborn from the ashes. You can use my five-color light once every ten days."

This upgrade surprised Wukong:

"Thank you, Fairy, for helping me upgrade my crown. If I need it in the future, I will never refuse!"

Fairy?

This title made Kong Xuan a little dazed, but she soon returned to normal. She raised her hand to summon the golden body of the Mother Buddha. She planned to wait until everyone had finished cutting the meat to completely purify the evil spirit of Shituoling and make it a human place again. Settlement area.

At the same time, in the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor slapped the table heavily:

"It's really unreasonable to dare to play with the way of heaven like this... That Monkey King, is there any way to deal with him?"

A man wearing a black robe and a black hood said:

"It's not difficult."

The Jade Emperor's spirit was lifted:

"Tell me quickly, how can we deal with that monkey!"

This man looked like he was strategizing and said:

"Sun Wukong is afraid of smoke and fire. Now it's all up to him to resist it with his crown. If someone breaks that crown and releases a bunch of smoke, Sun Wukong will be slaughtered..."

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