Run a B&B and receive Wu Song at the beginning

Damn, this dogecoin thing finally showed up.

Li Yu felt excited, but thinking of that guy's mean mouth, he couldn't help but confirm:

"Is it alive?"

Lu Bu was stunned for a moment, then smiled dumbly and said:

"He's lively and lively, but when we first met, he called us brother and almost got chopped into pieces by Wen Yuan..."

Damn, I knew this guy's mouth could easily cause trouble.

Seeing that there was a lot of food in the restaurant, Lu Bu took off the action camera from his chest and handed it to Li Yu. Then he rushed in, rolled up a three kilograms of layer cake, grabbed it in his hand and took a bite.

He originally wanted to sit down and eat, but he was curious about how to check the video on the action camera, so he had to hold the flatbread in one hand and four or five white eggs in the other hand. He hurriedly left the restaurant and followed Li Yu to the study.

"You can't see the video clearly at all. How did Brother Xian operate it?"

The action camera has a screen, but the area is too small. Your eyes can’t stand it after looking at it for a while, and you can’t watch it for a long time.

Li Yu pressed the power button of the computer and pointed at the 32-inch monitor on the table:

"Look at it on the computer. You're going to be involved in a war soon. You may not be able to use solar panels, otherwise I'll buy you a laptop."

With computers, Lu Bu will have access to more technological products.

But correspondingly, learning is more difficult and requires a dedicated person to explain it.

If Sun Facai doesn't come back, he can do the job, but it depends on Sun Facai's thoughts. If he doesn't want to stay there, then he can find a way to come back.

Take out the memory card, install it on the card reader, and then insert it into the USB port of the computer host.

Lu Bu stared at this scene blankly, feeling that everything was very novel, especially the dynamic wallpaper on the computer page, which made him want to touch it.

Li Yu dragged the mouse, clicked on the video folder, and saw several videos recorded in it.

He sorted them by time, clicked on the last one, which was the longest video, and clicked to play.

In the video, it should be early morning, the sun has not yet come out, and the surroundings are full of thick fog.

Lu Bu took a bite of the pie and explained:

"I didn't even go back last night. I stayed nearby all night. This was taken early in the morning for my brother to patrol around."

Zhang Liao's voice sounded in the video:

"I just went to the north of the village and found no trace. My lord, has Sun Facai been killed?"

Lu Bu's voice sounded:

"Wait one more day. If you still don't come, go back to Mr. Wen He to discuss it."

The two of them did not ride horses, but followed the country road and searched in the thick fog.

As I was walking, a figure suddenly flashed in the thick fog in front of me.

Zhang Liao was alert, pulled out the embroidered spring knife from his waist, and quickly chased after him. As he ran, he put his finger into his mouth and whistled loudly.

Soon, a maroon horse ran over, followed by a group of soldiers.

Zhang Liao got on his horse and continued to chase forward.

Lu Bu ordered a group of soldiers to stay put and then mounted their horses to give chase.

The red rabbit horse was fast and quickly caught up to the front of the team. At the same time, he could clearly see the figure running in front.

He is of medium build, with short, messy hair. He is wearing a somewhat tattered robe, jeans, and a pair of AJs made in Putian...

Damn it, Sun Facai!

Li Yu let out a sigh of relief when he saw this, and finally found his hair.

Lu Bu, who was on the horse, also recognized Sun Facai through his clothes, and shouted to the front:

"When the sun gets rich, the chicken turns into a lotus root and stays the same!"

The person running in front was startled, slowed down, turned his face and looked back, shock written on his dark face:

"Look at the symbols in the quadrant... Damn it, are you a time traveler too? Oh my god, I finally meet my fellow villagers. There are so many idiots here who always want my life. I heard that Lu Bu's slave with the third surname is trying to catch me everywhere. 似He said I was digging into his ancestral grave or something, why did he catch me if he didn't hook up with Diao Chan..."

Li Yu couldn't help but cover his forehead.

Damn, this guy really can't change his bad mouth problem no matter where he goes.

Let Lu Bu go back and find Mi Heng, and let the No. 1 troll in the Three Kingdoms teach this defaulter a lesson.

Sun Facai rambled, Zhang Liao angrily said:

"This man is talking crazy and dares to humiliate the Lord. I will chop him up with a knife!"

With that said, he was about to rush over on horseback, but was stopped by Lu Bu.

"Wen Yuan, don't be upset, this person is used to being eccentric... Sun Facai, you left the mess and ran here, do you know how much harm you caused to brother Li Yuxian?"

Hearing the word Li Yu, Sun Facai was stuck, but then he shot up like a machine gun:

"Li Yu is here too? Where is he? Let my brother go quickly, otherwise when my idol Cao Cao comes, I will definitely arrest your whole family!"

Lu Bu jumped off his horse, strode up to Sun Facai, picked him up with one hand, and carried him to a deserted courtyard, and then said:

"A certain person is Lu Bu. He has been favored by God recently and can go to Li Yu's B\u0026B anytime and anywhere. I learned about your disappearance from his mouth... A few days ago, Ah Mao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo and escaped from Luoyang. You drove to chase him. I’m sure you’ve arrived in the Three Kingdoms World.”

Sun Facai opened his mouth:

"Damn it, I always thought I was the destined protagonist of this world. I didn't expect you to be able to go to modern society anytime and anywhere... Tell me, how long have I been away? What happened to Li Yu? Does he jump around and scold me every day? ?”

"It's been more than a month, and the B\u0026B has gradually gained business. Brother Li Yuxian finally won't go hungry."

When Sun Facai heard this, he couldn't help but pat his head:

"It's my fault. Who would have thought that he would suddenly travel through time? I was not prepared at all."

He put his hand into his pocket, fumbled for a long time and took out a bank card and handed it to Lu Bu:

"There are five hundred thousand in this card. The password is the last six digits of my ID card. Let Li Yu take it out and spend it. It is a compensation for him during this period... Can you go back to modern society now? Can you bring it to me? A suit of clothes? A toothbrush and toothpaste will do, but don’t bring mint-flavored toothpaste. I’ve hated mint since I was a child..."

As Li Yuzheng watched, Lu Bu next to him stretched out his big, oily hand, holding an Industrial and Commercial Bank of China debit card.

"Brother, how much is half a million?"

The price difference between the two sides was too big. Li Yu thought for a while and then said:

"It can buy nearly 400,000 catties of grain. According to the weight of the Three Kingdoms world, it is almost more than 700,000 catties."

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, one kilogram weighed about 200 grams, which is equivalent to half a kilogram today.

Lu Bu rolled his eyes:

"This much food is enough to feed the Bingzhou army for half a year."

In the video, Sun Facai was still talking endlessly, which gave Li Yu a headache. It turned out that he was just a mean talker, not such a talkative person. How did he become Tang Monk now?

Lu Bu in the video couldn't bear it. He took the bank card and stuffed it into his arms. He took out a few small packets of Wangwang snow cakes from his body and handed them over:

"You haven't eaten yet in the morning, right? Let's rest your head first."

Sun Facai's eyes turned red when he saw the snow cake:

"Damn it, I'm so hungry for snacks in modern society. Thank you, Brother Lu. If I had known you were one of our own, I should have gone to the palace to find you when I looked for Cai Wenji last time."

Lu Bu's voice was filled with surprise:

"The disciple harassing Cai Yong in front of his house is you, my dear brother?"

"I'm not a slut, I just feel sorry for Cai Wenji's fate. Such a talented and beautiful woman was abducted for twelve years by stupid prairie people who couldn't read and write. This is definitely the son of the Han family. shame!"

Lu Bu loved hearing this kind of words, so he immediately promised:

"Don't worry, dear brother, I will never let foreigners step into the Central Plains if you are here!"

After saying this, he asked Sun Facai:

"What are your plans in the future? Stay in the Three Kingdoms world, or go back?"

Sun Facai had just taken a big mouthful of snow cake and said vaguely:

"Go back, go back. If I don't leave, I'm worried I'll die here... But I haven't figured out a way to go back. Brother Lu, can you send me back?"

"I want to test it with Brother Li Yuxian first."

The video ends here.

Li Yu copied the video data to the computer, looked at Lu Bu and asked:

"He wants to come back, right?"

"Yes, Fortune Brother said he wanted to order takeout, watch a movie, sing in KTV, play script killing, and go shopping in Langtaosha. He also said that he just topped up 200,000 yuan in Langtaosha... what kind of place is that? ? It actually costs more than 100,000 kilograms of grain?"

Li Yu thought for a moment and said:

"That's a semen selling cave... Since he wants to come back, let's test the feasibility. By the way, does he have gas in his car?"

"There is still a small half box left. The road conditions around Luoyang are too bad and the bridge is very narrow. He is restricted to the city gate and cannot go anywhere."

The B\u0026B happened to have Sun Facai's clothes. Li Yu packed a backpack and put some food on the way. After agreeing on the details of the experiment, he sent Lu Bu back.

Two hours later, the air at the back door of the B\u0026B fluctuated, and a black Cadillac XT6 suddenly appeared.

"Push the brakes, apply the brakes!"

Li Yu, who was guarding the door, reminded Lu Bu who was driving. When the car stopped, he asked with a smile:

"How does it feel to drive?"

Lu Bu was too big and felt a little uncomfortable sitting in the car. He picked up a rooster tied with a straw rope on the passenger side and checked it repeatedly to confirm that the chicken was not dead, and then said:

"Brother Fa Cai only taught someone to accelerator and brake, but he didn't master any other skills... By the way, Brother Fa Cai recorded a video for you."

He picked up his mobile phone from the bridge and clicked on a video to play.

In the video, Sun Facai, who has put on new clothes, is eating a bag of hand-pulled bread:

"Brother Yu, long time no see. If the test succeeds later, I will take Lu Bu's car to the gate of Luoyang City, return to the real world from that gate, and let Luoyang City leave my immortal legend forever!"

Aren't you afraid of failing and dying on the spot?

Li Yu put the big cock aside, helped Lu Bu turn around the car, let him drive back to the world of the Three Kingdoms, and then quietly waited for Sun Facai to come back...

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