Running Snail

Wei Teng said: "Women have three standards, first, beautiful external beauty; second, cute and simple beauty; third, kind inner beauty. One, two, three combinations, that is called the best beauty." See Wei Nan didn't respond, Wei Teng continued: "Little girl, it's a pity that you are the fourth type."

Wei Nan raised his head, very cooperative with a thirsty eye wave: "Brother, what is the fourth kind?"

Wei Teng smiled meaningfully at Wei Nan: "The fourth type is-in the absence of the first three states, it can barely be seen, she is a woman."

When he finished speaking, he turned around and continued to look through the dictionary, leaving behind a owing figure.

Wei Nan lowered his head, crossed all the questions on the test paper one by one, then rubbed his forehead and smiled and said: "Brother, the gene of our Wei family is in our generation, the mutation is so great, you Say, I can at least see that a girl is a woman, you, a big boy... can't see that you are a man, what can I do?"

Wei Nan was greeted by a thick Xinhua dictionary——

Wei Nan sat up from the bed all of a sudden, bouncing like a wind-wound spring, and finally stood still at a right angle against the head of the bed.

The big dictionary in the dream flew towards the face, murderous, and dazzling golden light flashed around it, just like the palm of the Journey to the West, with the word "Buddha" in the middle, taking Wei Nan out of his dream—— Woke up.

Rubbing his eyes, looking at the surrounding environment, huh, did not go through, did not go to the ancient court, did not go to the west, the bed is still in my own bed-fortunately.

But, right now in the middle of the night?

Reach out-five fingers are faintly visible.

Pick up the watch-the pointer points to twelve o'clock.

The final decision: Yes, in the middle of the night.

Wei Nan lay back comfortably, hugged the pillow and continued to sleep. Just after he was ready to fall asleep, he was about to fall asleep. Suddenly, a deafening bell rang in his ears.

"So sad...this is not the result I want...so sad...so sad..."

The sad singing voice of the male singer conveys the sad emotions. This is a ringtone exclusively for Wei Teng's brother, and Wei Nan specially set it to express his "so sad" mood every time he receives a call from him.

Alas, it’s so sad, harassing phone calls in the middle of the night is really outrageous!

Then, he lazily responded, "Hey...Brother..."

"Bad girl, you still sleep, what time is it?!"

The sound coming from there was like a terrible scream when killing a pig, enough to be transmitted over the telephone line to kill the mosquitoes in a radius of ten meters.

Wei Nan rubbed the sore ears, and lazily said: "Brother, your brain is caught by the door? Do you want to call souls or urge life when you call in the middle of the night? Do you know that you are destroying my nerves? So fierce. What are you doing, I robbed your wife? I..."

Perhaps because of the balance of the aura on both sides, the result of the confrontation was that they suddenly fell silent at the same time.

After a while, my brother's calm voice came from the phone: "Midnight? I said you are still on earth, right?"

Wei Nan opened his mouth and yawned, "What do you mean by this, I am not on Earth, can I still go to Mars?"

"So, your brain crashed and stopped working, causing all the other parts to jam?"

Wei Nan took the yawn back and rolled his eyes, "You didn't call me in the middle of the night to hurt me, brother!"

There was silence for a while, and helplessly said: "Wei Nan, you get up from the bed to the window and open the curtains to look out and talk to me, thank you." After the long sentence ended, it seemed to be out of breath and paused. Pause, and add another sentence: "Hurry up! Did you hear?"

The tone seemed rather impatient.

Wei Nan stretched and rubbed her shoulders and stretched her arms around in a circle, slowly crawling out of the bed, walking to the window and opening the curtains——

Three poles in the sun, the sun is shining, and the scenery outside the window is beautiful.

Wei Nan gave a cheeky hey, looked down at the watch whose pointer was pointing at 12 noon, and his tone softened: "Hehe, brother, the weather is pretty good today, my watch is out of power, and my display is still 3 midnight. , Really, you can come and see if you don’t believe it..."

"I'm not interested in seeing your broken watch, I have something serious to tell you, listen carefully." Wei Teng cleared his throat with a cough and prepared for the speech.

Wei Nan nodded obediently: "Well, I am listening, please tell me."

"Ah, I have a buddy named Lu Shuang, do you remember? The neighborhood where we lived before is opposite the neighbor's neighbor."

Wei Nan said in his heart: You have so many buddies, Zhang, Wang, Li, Zhao and all the surnames are almost ready, how can I remember...

He yawned and laughed: "Well, remember, long admiring the name, like a thunder."

"I played together when I was young, when you were five years old, I guess you didn't remember."

"..." Then you ask a fart.

"Let me tell you, I met him when I came to A University to go to school. He just graduated from graduate school this year, and he will come to work there in a few days. After they moved, they stayed in the north and haven't been to the south for a long time. I'm not familiar with it, you will take care of it by the way in the future, have you heard?"

"Oh, I heard it."

Wei Nan's sleepiness had not been completely eliminated, his left ear went in and his right ear came out, and he agreed.

Wei Teng continued to exhort: "Everyone says that southerners are not as enthusiastic and bold as northerners. We can't be embarrassed when we were born in the south, right? You girl should sleep less, and you must take out all your enthusiasm in your life and spill on him , Trying to melt him, do you hear it?"

"Oh, passion..."

The weather is hot enough, still warm? People are about to become human dried meat, still enthusiastic? Your sister, I have a sore back and leg cramps. Who will give me some enthusiasm to pour a glass of ice water, I am Amitabha, and let me melt him with enthusiasm?

My enthusiasm hasn't spilled out yet, the hot sun will melt me ​​first.

Wei Nan murmured and yawned.

After that, my old brother is a lot of what clothes he would wear and what he looks like. The train arrives at five o'clock. At the East Station, you will pick him up to my house for dinner. What will happen in the future...

It sounds sleepy.

After hanging up the phone, Wei Nan crawled back to the bed in a daze and continued to dream.

In the dream, someone said in a low, spell-like voice in his ear: "While you are still asleep, the world has woken up... a long, long time."

This is what Wei Nan's favorite author Zhou Fangai said. In a detective novel, a murderer often appears when he uses drugs to serially kill people.

Wei Nan felt that he had recently changed his appetite to read detective novels, and was a little crazy. He often saw **** scenes in his dreams. Even medical students who had dissected corpses felt a little scary.

A serial homicide was staged in the dream. The evil laughter of the murderer and the miserable wailing of the victim made Wei Nan sweat.

When I woke up again, it was already evening.

The afterglow of the setting sun spilled into the bedroom, rendering a golden hue. Because the window was opened with a gap, the curtains fluttered gently when the breeze passed, and shook the window, like a ghost in a ghost film. Sound, quite a miserable feeling at the scene of the crime.

Wei Nan hurriedly got up from the bed and opened the curtain with a bang.

The sun was a little dazzling, Wei Nan walked to the bathroom and washed his face with cold water, looking at himself in the mirror...

The mess on his head was like weeds, his eyes were swollen like pandas, and his mouth was dry like a three-year drought, with openings opening one after another.

Yes, it is simply a copycat version-beggar mother-in-law.

This is the consequence of being devastated by the exam for a month.

College exams are so terrible. Wei Nan was born in the medical school with the most intensive subjects. It is not terrible to describe.

That's cruel.

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Wei Nan sighed, shook his hair dejectedly, and took care of it from head to toe. After washing his face, brushing his teeth and combing his hair, he recovered a little bit of "human" appearance.

Go back to the room to flatten the quilt, find the T-shirt and jeans from the closet, put it on quickly, then go out and take out the milk from the refrigerator, drink and shout at the study, "Mom, let me go out, my brother asked me to pick it up. personal."

My mother suddenly poked her head out and smiled: "Is it going to pick up Lu Shuang?"

Wei Nan nodded as he changed his shoes, "Well, I said, let him come to my house for dinner tonight."

"Well, your brother called early in the morning, and I have prepared the ingredients for dinner."

"Sure, I'll pick someone up now."

Just about to walk out, my mother suddenly frowned and stopped: "What kind of clothes are you wearing?"

Wei Nan looked down and saw that the white T-shirt was printed with a simple pink pattern. There was nothing wrong with it. The key was the shape of the pattern—the scary lip print.

Wei Nan smiled at the mirror in the distance: "It's okay, this is popular this year."

My mother rolled her eyes: "Don't scare him, Lu Shuang is not as beastly as your two brothers and sisters. He is from a scholarly family. He is handsome and educated. Seeing your lip print... Oh, I am The lip print on this dress will definitely feel vulgar."

Wei Nan got goosebumps aroused by the sentence "Science Family", and sneered: "Then what do you want me to wear?"

"Where was the skirt I bought you last time?"

"Oh, that, I'll look for it."

That was the dress that my mother suddenly became maternal and wanted to buy clothes for her daughter. After a day of shopping in the mall, she picked the dress. The price is high and the style is not bad.

The chest is a little lower, the straps are a little thinner, and the effect of waist and hips is too obvious.

Wei Nan gritted his teeth and put it on. It's better than running naked anyway.

It's actually a bit crowded.

It may be the result of a slight swelling of the whole body after sleeping for too long.

Looking in the mirror, the sneakers were too scary to match the clothes, so he reluctantly changed into high-heeled sandals.

"Mom, are you satisfied now?"

This image is actually like a lonely and empty young woman who goes out in the middle of the night to find someone to relieve her boredom. Mom, your aesthetics is too mature...

Mom smiled: "Not bad, not bad, beautiful, beautiful."

Wei Nan gave a hum, grabbed the small bag hanging at the door, and just wanted to go out, he received a call from his father.

Picking up the phone, I heard my dad say over there, "Nannan, did you pick up Lu Shuang? When you come back, buy a few cans of beer and new toiletries. Lu Shuang should have prepared it himself, but buy It is also the courtesy of our host to come back."

Wei Nan said, "Dad, just say you want to use it. Why are you wiping around?"

Dad Wei laughed: "Then I bought a new towel and was covered by someone, and I will go home immediately."

Wei Nan said helplessly: "Sure, I'm leaving now, is there anything else to explain?"

Dad smiled: "When I meet for the first time, I have a better attitude towards people."

Hanging up the phone, turning around, my mother smiled: "Don't be too crazy, make people laugh."

Wei Nan rolled his eyes and turned to go out.

As soon as I went downstairs, I received a call from my best friend Xiao Qing, "Nan Nan, are you still sleeping?"

Wei Nan took a breath: "Get up early, how about you?"

"I just woke up. I read a novel yesterday and saw five o'clock in the morning. Alas, the whole person has turned into pickles. I heard you are very energetic, why?"

"I'll pick up the guests."

Xiao Qing was shocked: "Pick up?!"

Wei Nan wiped a drop of sweat, and then said: "I mean, go to the train station... to pick up a guest."

"You scared me to death. You are really horrified." Xiao Qing paused: "Who is it? So mysterious."

"My brother's friend." Speaking of this, I was really helpless. My old brother's friends are scattered all over the country, and the distribution range is too wide. "Alas, I am still wearing that low-cut suspender skirt. I showed you that last time. My mother must let me wear it."

"Huh?! That's not the equivalent of streaking..."

Before finishing talking, Wei Nan interrupted: "Miss, don't irritate me. I always feel that our family has suddenly changed jobs to sell pork. My brother killed with a knife, and my dad scalded pig hair with water. Mom washed the meat and cut it into strips, and happily sent it to the mouth of the Lu. It’s boring."

Xiao Qing smiled: "Maybe your family wants you to find a boyfriend. By the way, will you go to the high school reunion tomorrow?"

"It's annoying if I don't go or not."

"Then I won't go anymore. You should pick up the person first and see how the quality of the other person is before you decide. My mother told me to have dinner, contact me at night, bye."

Just after the phone was hung up, another strange call came.

The mantissa is the very unlucky 7474.

He refused to listen and put the phone back into the bag.

Yes, today has really become my Wei Nan's phone festival?

The four calls are evenly distributed, enemies, relatives, friends, and...strangers.

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