Running Snail

After eating a very "wrong" meal, Wei Nan was hungry and woke up in the middle of the night.

Turn on the light to touch the toilet and solve the internal emergency problem first. When turning back to touch the kitchen, he saw that the bedroom next door was still lit with a faint light. Lu Shuang was still not asleep? Well, computer learners may be used to staying up late.

Wei Nan went to the kitchen to look through the food, and finally turned to the big carton of Master Kong's braised beef noodles in the corner. Only two packs of instant noodles were left in the big carton box. Wei Nan grabbed one and threw it into the pot to cook. Then I found eggs, tomatoes, and greens from the refrigerator. The cooked noodles are full of red, yellow, and green, and they are colorful.

The taste is not bad, of course, that is not the credit of Wei Nan, but the credit of Master Kong's seasoning package.

Holding the noodles to eat, the noodles stopped again.

By the way, Lu Shuang, a big man, didn't eat much dinner today. He should be very hungry now. Would you like to give him half of it? Or cook him another bowl?

Living in the house he rented in such a good condition, there is no need to pay water and electricity bills... But compared to his owing attitude, all these benefits are like clouds on the horizon.

Let him go hungry, anyway, he feels his own way.

Thinking of this, he ate a bowl of instant noodles and went back to the bedroom to sleep.

After a while, Wei Nan heard the sound of knocking on the door, turned on the light, and saw Lu Shuang walking over with a bowl in his hand.

"I heard you wake up to go to the bathroom, did you wake up hungry?" Lu Shuang smiled, putting the bowl on the bedside table, "I turned it over, there is nothing in stock, only instant noodles. You will deal with it."

Wei Nan got up from the bed with a little embarrassment, secretly touched his full belly, and smiled: "I'm not hungry, you eat by yourself."

Lu Shuang solemnly said: "Don't be aggressive, you are a pig's appetite. Today, I only ate a dozen rice grains. How can you not be hungry?" He lifted the bowl and stuffed it into Wei Nan's hand, "Quickly eat. "Feed the pig's eyes.

Wei Nan glanced at the steaming noodles, "You can eat it yourself."

"It's okay, I'll cook it again, it's really not like you so long, it will be cold if you don't eat it."

In fact, there is no more, you know, why pretend to be indifferent... You are the only one who is strong.

Wei Nan smiled: "My stomach is not well."

Originally, I just said casually, but I didn’t expect Lu Shuang to go out and get medicine for Wei Nan. Sitting on the bed, his expression was gentle, and his voice was deliberately lowered: "Sorry, I forgot that you have stomach problems. What's wrong." As he said, he handed over a glass of water and said softly: "Does it hurt? Take some medicine first. If you can't bear it, I will take you to the hospital."

Wei Nan was very helpless, biting his scalp and taking the pills, before sending Lu Shuang out with the bowl of instant noodles.

I can't help feeling that I have used this trick of pretending to be sick many times, and each time I get a different result.

What did you gain this time?

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The next morning, Lu Shuang asked Wei Nan to wake her up.

Lu Shuang felt a little bit guilty because Wei Nan suffered a "stomach problem" when he made the raw rice last night. So in my mind, I automatically passed away the bad ideas of stuffing her with a pillow, hitting her with a fly swatter, pinching her nose, spraying her with insecticides, etc., and switched to a very "gentle" wake-up call. the way--

Get a piece of ice from the refrigerator and stuff it in through her collar.

After filling the ice cubes, Lu Shuang clapped his hands, then walked away leisurely, went to the bathroom to wash himself, and counted three times in the mirror with confidence, sure enough.

"Ah...ah..."

There was a scream like a pig in the bedroom.

The big ice cube slid from the chest to the abdomen, waking up the goose bumps all the way, and the whole body was cold. It is really...cool in the summer!

Wei Nan shivered all the way to the bathroom, his teeth trembled with the cold, and looked up, seeing Lu Shuang wash his face as if nothing had happened, Wei Nan suddenly felt that he was really a big idiot who was moved by his thoughtfulness last night.

"Thanks, thanks, you, call, get me up." Wei Nan said to Lu Shuang with a trembling voice while shaking the ice.

Lu Shuang smiled slightly: "You're welcome, you should."

Wei Nan lowered his head and gritted his teeth, silent.

Lu Shuang combed his hair there. After combing twice, he suddenly complained softly, "How can my hair grow so fast?"

Wei Nan hurriedly raised his head with a bright smile, "I know, I know a barbershop, it's pretty good, I will take you back at night."

I finally got the word smooth, it was not easy, I experienced a round of ice damage early in the morning.

Lu Shuang smiled and said, "Okay, then I will drive to the hospital to pick you up after get off work?"

Wei Nan nodded: "Yeah."

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After Lu Shuang got off work, he drove to pick up Wei Nan.

Yuan Yuan and Wei Nan went out together, and when they saw Lu Shuang's car, they smiled and rushed over, "Oh, such a beautiful car, take me all the way by the way." Then Chong Weinan waved, "Nan Nan come up."

Wei Nan didn't go up yet, Brother Feiteng went up with a smile on his face: "Hitchhiking? Then take me all the way by the way."

Then he got into the back seat and sat in a row with Yuan Yuan.

Wei Nan held back his smile, walked over with a sullen face, and sat in the passenger seat next to Lu Shuang. Lu Shuang reluctantly started the car, and sent the two guys who hadn't consciously become light bulbs to the door of the house one by one, like a plague god.

Wei Nan smiled brilliantly and said, "It just happens to give you a chance to grind the car, it's good."

Lu Shuang turned his head and smiled and asked, "Who is that man? Why have you been staring at me with an ice sword-like gaze? My head is almost pierced."

Wei Nan replied: "I guess he thinks Yuan Yuan is interesting to you and treats you as a love rival. Yuan Yuan just rushed towards you... It's like a fly and blood."

Lu Shuang was helpless: "Your description is too abstract."

Wei Nan laughed, turned his head and looked out the window. There was a McDonald's not far in front. The uncle McDonald's at the door really aroused people's appetite, so he said: "Where to eat?"

Lu Shuang thought for a moment: "How about seafood?"

"No, it's a headache to peel those marine creatures." Wei Nan smiled and said, "It's better to eat rice noodles, it's convenient and saves money."

Lu Shuang's evaluation is: "...you are so good to feed."

Wei Nan ignored the deep meaning of his words and turned to look for rice noodle shops on the street. Unfortunately, this street is mostly commercial buildings and high-end restaurants. It is harder to find Guilin rice noodles than it is to go to heaven. Pointing at McDonald's in the distance, "Then go eat chicken legs."

Lu Shuang helpless, this Wei Nan is really a lazy person who can live for a month with a box of instant noodles. Eating seafood is too troublesome to peel. You might as well go directly to the hospital to inject the nutrient solution...

After the two entered McDonald's, Wei Nan said that he was going to the bathroom. Lu Shuang stood in the crowd and lined up. Wei Nan hadn't come out yet, so he frowned and looked at the big sign, which looked like a burger. ...

"One of each."

The waitress dropped her chin, pressing her finger at the cash register and trembling, then raised her head and said, "Uh...every one?"

Lu Shuang nodded: "Each burger, an extra-large French fries and two cups of Coke. Oh, yes, she should still like fruit pie...what kind of flavor?" Lu Shuang looked down and thought for a moment: "Fruit The pie is good."

The waitress helped Lu Shuang count the money with a majestic expression on her face, fingers crackling and tying the single number. It took a long time to finish the call. She exhaled and looked behind Lu Shuang, and found that he had no companions at all. The corners of his mouth began to twitch.

"Sir, your meal." Those are just two hills...

"Thank you." Lu Shuang looked nonchalant, and carried a plate in one hand. The plate was piled high with food, and if he was not careful, it would collapse like a shocking visual effect.

Wei Nan coming out of the bathroom saw such a terrible picture--

Lu Shuang struggled to find a gap in the hamburger pile, showing a smiling face, and beckoning: "This way."

In that situation, it was like a person buried in Hamburg, expressing his last words...

"You are crazy, order so many?" Wei Nan sat opposite him, sorting burgers and fruit pies, while complaining: "When I am a pig?"

Lu Shuang chuckled, "Aren't you a pig?"

Wei Nan rolled his eyes: "...Pigs are also picky eaters."

"So I buy so many, to give you a chance to be picky eaters." Lu Shuang smiled, "Just pick what you like. If you can't finish eating, pack it back, I will eat it myself." After speaking, he stood up and said, "I Go to the bathroom first, you don’t need to worry about the ugly food."

After Lu Shuang left, Wei Nan immersed himself in a pile of burgers and found out the kind he likes with difficulty. While eating, he thought badly, should he treat him in the same way as Xiao Qing and Qijuan had done before. ? If you don't rectify it, it's a rare good opportunity to take revenge. After making up his mind, Wei Nan quickly opened the two bags of ketchup, then uncovered the lid of the coke cup, poured it all in without any hesitation, then stirred with a straw, and closed the lid. The appearance looks completely the same as the real Coke. Unconsciously.

After Lu Shuang came back, he took a sip of Coke.

Wei Nan looked up and smiled brightly: "Is it delicious?"

Lu Shuang smiled slightly: "The taste is a bit strange."

"Hehe, right." Wei Nan lowered his head and continued to bite the hamburger nonchalantly. Lu Shuang wanted to put down the Coke, Wei Nan suddenly said, "It would be a waste not to drink." So Lu Shuang picked it up and continued to drink, with a calm expression on his face.

Wei Nan snickered. The highest level of rectification is that the person being rectified doesn't even know that he has been rectified. Seeing him calmly drinking a glass of Coke mixed with ketchup, Wei Nan felt really good.

When the two walked to the door, they suddenly heard a child crying next to him and said: "I want to mix ketchup like that sister, I want to..."

Lu Shuang cocked the corners of his mouth very strangely. When he turned his head, he saw that Wei Nan was still innocent, still stretching his hand through his hair calmly.

Lu Shuang shrugged helplessly, this girl is really bad-hearted, if it weren't because I like to see your smug smile, would I wrong my stomach to drink that broken coke? Some people don't want to be too tight-lipped, the wolf's skin is soft, easy to touch, Wei Nan?

The highest level of rectification is that he originally thought that he was harassing others, but actually became a monkey juggler in the eyes of others. Watching Wei Nan pretending to be calm and complacent, Lu Shuang's feeling is really good.

Of course, the stomach feels bad. This is called: Something is lost, there is gain.

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Wei Nan took Lu Shuang to a nearby barber shop and "kindly" helped Lu Shuang choose a hair stylist.

When Lu Shuang went to wash her hair, Wei Nan was snickering. The hair stylist was a well-known "skillful workman". Not long ago, Qi Juan's sister's hair was cut into terrible loli mushroom heads, which made Qi Juan angry. He patted the table and said, "Why don't you shave me!" The barber was not conscious at all, and still said with a smile: "Miss, do you want to shave? It's very personal, let's start again..." Wei Nan and Xiao Qing were afraid that Qi Juan would take the knife, so they hurriedly took her to another barber shop and got super short haircuts, which looked quite energetic.

While Lu Shuang was sitting there, looking in the mirror, Wei Nan behind him was looking down at the newspaper, his hair hanging down and sweeping on the newspaper.

Lu Shuang said lightly: "Wei Nan, would you like to cut your hair too?"

Wei Nan looked up and smiled slightly and said: "I don't cut it. Parents who are affected by the body, hair and skin, ruin it as unfilial."

"..." Lu Shuang turned his head silently, and talked to the stylist with a big smile, "Just cut it short."

The hair stylist smiled at Mimi: "How short is it?"

Lu Shuangdao: "Whatever."

A casual result was that the hairstyle was completely invisible in the end, just like the overgrown mound. Lu Shuang kept sullen as he drove back in the car, and said to Wei Nan in a good mood: "Do you remember that I burned your hair when I was a child?"

Wei Nan looked back and smiled at Lu Shuang: "I don't remember. I'm so stupid, how can I look like you, with such a good memory."

"Really..." Lu Shuangtailiyin dragged a long, looked at his terrible head shape from the rearview mirror, and said helplessly: "In this era, there is no stylist who can make normal hairstyles. Yet?"

Wei Nan held back a smile and nodded: "Perhaps, the times are developing rapidly, and we have been abandoned."

Seeing Wei Nan's smile, Lu Shuang raised the corner of his mouth slightly. Wei Nan, I believe you will smile more and more in the future.

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