Running Snail

Wei Nan sent Lu Shuang to the outpatient clinic with a nervous look, and then took the elevator up to the 10th floor of the heart surgery department. As soon as his front feet entered the office, Professor He's magic sound came from the back feet: "Wei Nan, you can walk normally. Is it? The image of a medical worker is very important. If someone dares to seek you to see your doctor?" Wei Nan bowed his head and hit haha, and handed over the medical records respectfully, acting like a maid serving tea to the queen mother, Yuan Yuan next to him Standing with his head down, standing alone, the two maids escorted the Empress Dowager Cixi, followed by a brother Fei Teng, who acted as the general manager of the big house.

Lu Shuang felt that he had only sneezed and there was no need to go to the clinic, so he went straight out of the hospital to the company. As I walked, I thought boredly: If I marry a doctor in the future, I can solve any illnesses I have at home. How good. The key is that the doctor is so easy to feed her that she can feed her a bowl of rice noodles a day. It is a very profitable business.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the company, Lu Shuang sneezed two super loudly.

A colleague said jokingly: "One sneeze is someone scolding you, and two sneezes is someone miss you."

Lu Shuang raised his mouth and smiled slightly: "I don't know who is thinking of me?"

Before he finished speaking, he sneezed again.

The colleague said helplessly: "If you hit three, you really have a cold."

It's no big deal to catch a cold. Lu Shuang naturally didn't care and continued to devote himself to work.

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Wei Nan in the hospital was a little uneasy. Once the shift meeting ended, he asked Yuan Yuan to go to the toilet.

Yuan Yuan thought that Wei Nan was going to be angry with himself, and kept awkwardly refusing to go, but Wei Nan grabbed his hand and dragged it to the toilet. Yuan Yuan was wearing a white coat in order to maintain the "good image of a medical worker" in Professor He's words. , Had to follow Wei Nan to the bathroom with a heroic expression.

"I didn't mean it!" Yuan Yuan started to quibble as soon as she entered the bathroom. "It was Qi Juan who said she rented a double room by herself, and I thought, she told me that, didn't she make a clear suggestion that I would live with her? So I gave her face and went."

Wei Nanbai glanced at her: "You really don't want to face..."

Yuan Yuan smiled and said, "Okay, don't be angry. Anyway, you and Lu Shuang lived well. He hitchhiked to the hospital every day and enjoyed the VIP treatment. Our little people can only drool at you. do you know?"

"Come on, I'll tell you business." Wei Nan interrupted her smirk.

"What's the matter? Say! I must stab you!"

Wei Nan sighed lightly, "I suddenly felt a strange feeling, I think...Lu Shuang...isn't it interesting to me?"

Seeing Yuan Yuan's open mouth and a dull face, Wei Nan was a little embarrassed, rubbed his face, and whispered: "You just treat me as narcissistic. I think it's very strange, because at first he clearly said that I am not I didn’t think too much about the type he liked. Then I felt something was wrong again. If he saw me not pleasing to his eyes, why did he agree with my mom’s idea to let me live with him and still look like he was eager? And he helped me with medical records. , Sending medical records in the rain..."

Yuan Yuan said seriously: "If he really likes you, what are you going to do?"

"Then I really don't know how to get along with him. I want to fix him and can't do it. Move out as early as possible and squeeze to sleep with you." Wei Nan said helplessly: "Is my sixth sense at work, or Am I too narcissistic?"

Yuan Yuan raised his eyebrows: "You really are narcissistic." As he said, he walked out, walked to the door, and smiled back: "How can he look at you? He has to look at me first."

Wei Nan is speechless, who is narcissistic?

As soon as Yuan Yuan escaped Wei Nan's sight, he quickly jumped into the corner and took out his mobile phone to make a call.

"Hey, Lu Shuang, the enemy has found a clue, please make a strategic shift quickly...otherwise the enemy will disappear from your surveillance area and the report is complete."

Yuan Yuan did "both ribs" for Wei Nan, but it was a pity that the direction of the knife was inserted the other way around.

Under the lure of a self-service seafood meal, Yuan Yuan had already raised his hands to take refuge in Lu Shuang, so he took the initiative to move out to live with Qi Juan, creating the objective conditions for Lu Shuang and Wei Nan to live together—this is how the internal **** came about. .

Before taking Wei Nan, take her brother, then her mother, and finally her friend. The strategy of clearing all obstacles is to buy with the spirit of Lu Shuang’s elegant smile and sincere eyes, with game CDs and braised pork ribs. , Under the material purchase of self-service seafood, an unprecedented victory was obtained.

After Lu Shuang's smiling breeze, the wall grass next to Wei Nan fell neatly to Lu Shuang's side. Only Qi Juan's persevering "poisonous heart-broken grass" still stood against the wind, firmly acting as the guardian of Wei Nan.

On the day Wei Nan moved to live with Lu Shuang, Lu Shuang received three urging text messages one after another——

"Don't think that if you put on a layer of gentleman's skin, you can cover up your demon nature."

"If you dare to bully Nan Nan, just show me."

"Even if I can't send you to jail, I can find a killer and kill you!"

Oh, Wei Nan, your sister Qi Juan’s idea of ​​protecting you is still a bit scary. Sure enough, it’s because too many violent movies have caused a distorted personality?

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When Wei Nan returned home, the door was open. Just as he wanted to complain that Lu Shuang was careless and didn't lock the door, he heard someone chatting in the room.

"Do you ask me the type of girl I like?" Slowly and flatly, of course it belongs to Lu Shuang, "I like the one with short and capable hair, 10 cm high heels, and delicate makeup... woman."

Wei Nan grabbed his long straight hair, glanced at his white sneakers, and touched the face that only wiped Dabao SOD Mi-it seemed that he was far from the standard of Yu Jie.

"You mean, find a Yujie?" The cold voice belonged to Lu Dan.

"Well, let me go through my mother's level first. I really have a headache. She introduced me to my girlfriend from the three aunts and six women. My mother will come over next week. I must find a fake girlfriend before she comes. Otherwise, she You have to let me go on a blind date when you are free."

"Aren't you and Wei Nan good, can't let her pretend to be your girlfriend?" Lu Dan's voice was still cold. Wei Nan always felt that Lu Dan seemed to have a big opinion on himself, otherwise, why would it be a bit cold and biting every time the word "Wei Nan" was mentioned?

Wei Nan pricked his ears and continued listening. Lu Shuang in the room sighed lightly and said, "Forget Wei Nan, I don't want to wrong her. She seems to hate me, and I hate her."

"Then who are you looking for? Just like you, can you find a woman who is willing to pretend to be your girlfriend? Don't be ashamed."

Lu Shuang smiled and said, "That's not necessarily true, don't underestimate your brother, there is a ready-made Yujie beside me."

"Who?"

"Qi Juan."

Wei Nan was taken aback. If you want sister Qi Juan to pretend to be your girlfriend, that would definitely be plucking hair from the lion's mouth—it will die very tragically and spectacularly.

Of course, Wei Nan is happy to witness the tragic sacrifice of Lu Shuang who is not sure what is good or bad.

So he smiled, closed the door, and knocked on the door pretending to be nonchalant.

It was Lu Dan who opened the door. He gave Wei Nan a blank expression, turned around and sat down beside Lu Shuang, and continued to peel the apple with a calm expression on his face. In fact, in some respects, it looks a lot like a dragon and a phoenix.

Wei Nan touched his nose, and walked over with a cheeky, "Lu Dan is here." His expression was enthusiastic.

Lu Shuang leaned on the sofa and smiled meaningfully, while Lu Dan raised his head and responded lazily, "Well, come and see Lu Shuang." Since Lu Dan learned from his drunk mother that Lu Shuang has tampered with history and reversed the relationship between brothers and sisters. After the truth, even his elder brother stopped calling, and Lu Shuang became more and more unpleasant.

Lu Shuang chuckled: "Wei Nan, my parents will come over next week. To tell you the truth, my mom wants me to get married at the age of 24, which is this year."

"Oh..." Wei Nan's thoughts turned a few times, thinking of his mother who talked like beans, and of his mother who sells merchandise. He couldn't help feeling the same, and felt a little sympathy for Lu Shuang. "Then you What are you going to do?"

"I want to ask Qi Juan to act in a play, and pass my mother's level first." Lu Shuang lowered his eyes slightly and sighed slightly: "I don't want to get married so early, but my parents' kindness can't be rejected face to face, so there is only this. It's time to slow down."

Lu Dan suddenly said coldly: "You are lucky enough. After you left, my mother focused on me. My highest blind date record is that I met ten men in a month... I just want to die."

Wei Nan was ashamed. It seemed that compared to Lu's mother, her mother who was trying her best to sell her daughter was not too much.

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So Wei Nan said quite "righteously" to help Lu Shuang and called Qi Juan.

"Xiaojuan, come to my place for dinner tonight, I will cook the chicken soup for you myself..."

"Forget it, the chicken soup you stewed might as well just sprinkle salt in the water."

Wei Nan hurriedly changed her words: "Lu Shuang said he would make you ribs."

"The ribs he made? I might as well eat a few pieces of wood."

Lu Shuang smiled slightly beside him, turned and walked away.

Wei Nan lowered his voice and said: "Come here, let's plot a big plan, just have a chance to fix him, he actually wants to pluck the lion's mouth and use you to be his temporary girlfriend. You absolutely cannot promise him and let him succeed."

After a long silence there, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay."

After a while, the door was knocked and two people came in.

Yuan Yuan laughed so insidiously and cunningly, Qi Juan kept her face cold from beginning to end.

Wei Nan and Lu Shuang's cooking skills are very poor, so they packed a sumptuous meal from downstairs to welcome the two distinguished guests.

At the dinner table, Yuan Yuan sat next to Lu Shuang, Qi Juan sat opposite Lu Shuang, and Wei Nan was next to Qi Juan, forming a strange "match".

Lu Shuang played the card first: "Qi Juan, I really want to ask you to save me this time."

Qi Juan raised her eyebrows: "Why should I promise you?"

Lu Shuang raised the corners of his mouth slightly, saying meaningfully, "I can help you restore the treasures in your computer."

As soon as this remark came out, there was a storm on the table.

Yuan Yuan has that admiration on that face, oh, Lu Shuang, the expression you spoke just now is really like a general commanding a battle, calm and personable, it seems that I fell on your side because of me. So wise.

Qi Juan stared at Lu Shuang with a cold face, and dared to threaten my sister. Compared to that little treasure, of course Wei Nan's life was more important.

Wei Nan only felt a layer of cold hair on his back-don't tell me, Lu Shuang made up his mind since then and planted this untimely bomb? This is too far-sighted, right? In order to get sister Qi Juan, you did a lot of hard work.

Of course, Wei Nan didn't know that Lu Shuangzui's intention was not to drink, but Qi Juan knew it clearly, so he coldly shrugged and said, "It doesn't matter, it's just a little collection."

"Really." Lu Shuang smiled slightly, lowered his head and drank his saliva: "Actually...When I was chatting with you on Q a few days ago, I found your IP address and successfully hacked into your computer. An invisible virus file is placed in it. I calculate the time, and in two days, the virus will automatically format your F drive again. "The tone is quite innocent.

Bullying us are all laymen, right?

Thinking of the horror technique he used to delete a lot of files instantly under his nose last time, Qi Juan's face became very ugly.

"Lu Shuang, don't go too far."

Lu Shuang said helplessly: "No way, I don't want to be like my sister, changing a blind date in three days, and finally lying in the hospital. I just want to trouble you to go to the airport with me next week to pick up my mother, and then have a meal together. , Nothing more."

"Why should I listen to your orders?"

"I didn't tell you to listen to my instructions." Lu Shuang smiled slightly, "It's just that I'm begging you."

This way of asking is really "euphemistic".

Wei Nan was a little shaken, and gently stabbed Qi Juan in the arm, "In your F drive, there are a lot of comics that you have collected for several years, which are out of print..."

Qi Juan was still gnashing her teeth.

Lu Shuang continued with a plain expression: "Think about it. You really only need to see my mother. You will treat it as a stranger. The meal is also my treat. I promise it will not take more than an hour."

"...Why did you choose me?"

"Because my mother likes a shrewd and capable girl like you very much." Lu Shuang smiled: "It's only an hour, really... please."

The eyes are very sincere.

What does he want to do?

Wei Nan thinks that this is really a way for him to cope with his mother's forced blind date, because his mother likes capable girls, and Qi Juan is too difficult to deal with, so it is shameless and shameless to put viruses in the PC to bully us laymen.

However, Qi Juan knows very well, Lu Shuang, Lu Shuang, your wishful thinking is really loud, are you clear that you want to kill two birds with one stone?

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