Rural Dad

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhao Han returned home with his eldest brother, brother-in-law and two children who had had a great time.

"Where did you go crazy? Your clothes are all wet. You really don't care if the children catch a cold!" Li Xiumei and Zhao Lan, who were chatting, suddenly became anxious.

Tongtong said excitedly: "Uncle San took us to ride fish. It was a very big fish!"

"Yeah, yeah, and the big fish was good at listening to uncle's words." Beibei was also very happy.

Zhao Lan looked at Zhao Han with a frown: "How old are you and you still play so crazy with children."

"Brother-in-law and eldest brother had the most fun. They even competed with Tongtong and Beibei for the time to ride fish." Zhao Han decisively betrayed Zhou Yongcheng and Zhao Lei.

Zhao Lei quickly argued: "I was afraid it was too dangerous, so I took the risk for the children!"

"Me too." Zhou Yongcheng followed closely.

Li Xiumei glared: "Why don't you change your son's pants quickly? The younger one makes me worry every day, and the older one doesn't make me worry either."

A man should stay young until he dies.

"Woof woof woof! Woof woof!"

Da Huang suddenly ran out of the yard and started barking.

Along with the conversation, Boss Zhu and the technicians with measuring instruments walked into the yard.

"Mr. Zhao is back. I have finished mapping the data of Daqing Mountain. I will arrange for someone to make the iron net for the mountain when I go back." Boss Zhu smiled.

To be honest, even with professional instruments, it is still tiring to map the data of such a large mountain.

But in order to ensure the accuracy of the data, the key is to let Zhao Han see his efforts, so he still followed the surveying personnel to cross the mountains and ridges in person.

It was a bit tiring, but it was all worth it.

This is the right way to flatter!

Zhao Han stepped forward with gratitude and shook Boss Zhu's hand: "Please, Boss Zhu, come and make the trip yourself."

"No, no, it's my great honor to work for Mr. Zhao. Others can't even ask for this." Boss Zhu was very humble.

After a few pleasantries, Boss Zhu said goodbye and left.

Zhao Han also had to go to town to pick up the children from school.

After leaving the yard and getting on the motorcycle, he saw Xiao Ba playing with his mobile phone under the walnut tree, so he shouted: "Xiao Ba, are you going to pick up Xingxing and Guoguo?"

"No, Mr. Ba is busy with online dating, don't bother me." Xiao Ba replied without turning his head.

Zhao Han was stunned: "Fuck, besides you, is there any female bird who can play with mobile phones?"

"Narrow-minded!" Xiao Ba criticized him, and then said righteously: "The greatness of love can transcend gender and race. Who stipulates that birds can't fall in love with people? Does Plato understand?"

"Ahem!" Zhao Han was choked and looked incredulous: "Are you dating someone online? What fucking woman can be interested in a bird like you!"

There are many women who like big birds.

But not this kind of big bird!

"She doesn't know I'm a bird. Does she know about online dating? Of course, online dating uses online pictures." Xiao Ba replied confidently, and then said with a smug look: "What's more, she admires my humor and talent very much, and she is very proactive towards me."

"Let me see." Zhao Han didn't believe it, got off the motorcycle, walked under the walnut tree, and picked up the phone.

Xiao Ba fluttered and said, "Put it down. Do you know that it is very rude to look through other people's chat records? You are violating human rights and my privacy!"

"You are not a human being, where do human rights come from?" Zhao Han ignored it at all. Looking at the chat records between Xiao Ba and the female netizen, he was completely dumbfounded.

That woman was indeed very proactive, just like a dog, trying to please Xiao Ba in every word.

And Xiao Ba's replies were usually very reserved.

Damn, this world is too crazy. Even a bird can flirt with girls better than a man.

And he saw the girl's photo.

She was actually a hot beauty.

Zhao Han also saw a lot of red envelope records.

They were all sent by that woman to Xiao Ba.

Damn Xiao Ba, he is a fraud for money and sex!

"Fuck, you guys are still going to meet in person, aren't you afraid of being exposed?" Zhao Han was completely shocked.

The meeting in person was proposed by the woman.

Xiao Ba actually agreed.

How dare it!

Xiao Ba said confidently: "She loves my talent. Does it matter whether I am a human or a bird? She has been obsessed with my erudition. She is not as superficial as you. She is not a person who values ​​appearance. She values ​​inner qualities more. So I believe she will accept me, definitely!"

"Awesome!" Zhao Han expressed his admiration.

If those male netizens who have been single since birth knew about this, I am afraid they would be so ashamed that they would commit suicide.

Because they are not as good at flirting as a bird!

XiaoBa flapped his wings: "Hurry up and return the phone to Ba Ye, the baby sent me a message again."

"You are so disgusting, return the baby." Zhao Han put the phone on the ground, turned around and rode away.

Xiao Ba squatted under the tree and sent a voice message: "Baby, have you eaten? Baby, send me a red envelope."

……………

At the same time, in a hotel in Tongzhou.

A tall black-haired woman sent a red envelope to a netizen with the note "Silly" on WeChat.

Suddenly, the satellite phone on the table rang.

The woman quickly picked up and answered: "Sir."

"What's going on? Did you sneak into Taoyuan Village?"

A low and hoarse voice came from the phone.

The black-haired woman said, "I have met a villager from Taoyuan Village through the Internet and have an online romance with him. This loser is easy to deceive. I believe I will be able to sneak into Taoyuan Village openly soon."

"Very good, Alice, we must get all kinds of samples of Taoyuan spiritual fruit. You will wash away the shame left by the CIA in Taoyuan Village!"

"Yes, sir!" Alice replied.

She is the woman who is in an online romance with Xiao Ba.

Her English name is Alice, and her Chinese name is Zhou Qian.

She is of Chinese descent in the United States. She has long joined the CIA in the United States. This time, she was ordered to use her advantage of Xia people's appearance to infiltrate Taoyuan Village.

So she went to the outskirts of Taoyuan Village to search for people nearby on WeChat, and then added a villager.

After confirming that the other party was from Taoyuan Village.

She launched an offensive against him and successfully developed an online romance with him. She was like a dog licking her every day, asking about his well-being, just to gain his trust.

Then it was time to meet in person, confirm their relationship, sneak into Taoyuan Village to steal fruit tree samples, and assassinate Zhao Han.

She was doing very well in every step now.

The ugly loser villager who didn't even dare to open the video and show his face really thought he was conquered by his talent, which was a joke.

Of course, Alice never dreamed that the person she was taking so much trouble to ask about every day was a bird.

Otherwise, she would definitely vomit blood on the spot.