Rural Dad

Looking at the parrot with a toy helmet on its head, a small bag on its chest, and a red rose in its mouth.

Zhou Qian had to admit that although the villager of Taoyuan Village was a loser, he was quite good at picking up girls.

It was quite unique that he could think of using a pet to play a romantic first meeting with himself.

If it goes as expected, the guy must be hiding in the dark not far away to see his reaction.

Thinking of this, Zhou Qian showed a gentle smile on her face and looked at Xiao Ba with his hands open: "Shouldn't you hand the flower to me personally?"

She said this to the person who was observing her in secret, but she didn't expect the bird to understand human words.

She said this deliberately to let the person come out.

And Xiao Ba on the tree couldn't help but be happy.

She really doesn't mind being a bird!

She really surrendered to my talent!

She values ​​her erudition, not a superficial woman who only cares about appearance!

Xiao Ba quickly flew to her hand with the flower in his mouth.

And spit the flower into her palm.

This parrot is so smart!

Zhou Qian was shocked, pretending to like small animals and touching Xiao Ba's feathers, and whispered: "Little guy, where is your master?"

This time it was Xiao Ba's turn to be stunned.

Didn't she come to meet me?

Why did she ask me about my master?

Oh, did she want to ask whether my master agreed with me and her?

When humans are in love, it seems that they do have to consider the opinions of both parents.

Xiao Ba felt that he suddenly realized, so he said: "My master agrees that we are dating, where are your parents, do your parents agree that we are dating?"

Zhou Qian: ⊙_⊙? ? ?

What is this bird saying?

Why can't I understand it.

"Baby, it's me, can't you recognize my voice?" Xiao Ba said excitedly.

Then in just a few seconds.

Zhou Qian's expression changed as follows.

(||๐_๐)→=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)→(°ー°〃)!

She was completely confused. Yes, she had recognized Xiao Ba's voice, and she was even more confused.

She had been dating a bird online?

She was doing this to complete the task.

She endured humiliation, said good morning and good night every day, and asked about the well-being of others. The object of the red envelope was actually a bird!

In other words, she had been wasting her efforts!

If this matter got out, she would definitely become the most ridiculed CIA agent in history.

For a while, she was confused and angry, and her face turned blue and white like a palette.

Xiao Ba was still immersed in the joy of conquering the other party with his talent, and he couldn't help chattering: "Why don't you speak, are you too happy!"

Zhou Qian almost laughed out of anger, happy?

I wish I could roast you right now!

Damn it, you are a bird, why don't you go catch insects and play with your phone!

Wait!

She suddenly felt that this parrot looked familiar.

After a moment, she finally remembered.

Isn't this the parrot in Zhao Han's video?

This is Zhao Han's pet!

Zhou Qian instantly grasped the key point.

Through this bird, she can get in touch with Zhao Han.

So she still has a choice now.

Looking at the stupid bird, it seems that she really thinks that she is impressed by its so-called talent.

Then she can completely use the same trick against it.

Use the beauty trick to trick it into stealing various samples of Taoyuan Lingguo for herself and poisoning Zhao Han.

Doing so will not only increase the possibility of completing the task, but also make it safer for herself to hide behind the scenes.

After all, it is just a bird.

Although the parrot is smart and can talk, can any smart bird be smarter than her?

Isn't it easy for her to get it by just a few words?

Zhou Qian regained her confidence, and an excited smile appeared on her face: "I finally met you who are knowledgeable and talented. Of course I am happy, but..."

She looked embarrassed and deliberately hesitated to speak.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Ba asked hurriedly.

Zhou Qian walked to a bench nearby and sat down, sighing: "I just didn't expect you to be a bird."

"What do you mean! Didn't you say that I am a dog and it doesn't affect your admiration for me? You admire my talent!" Xiao Ba was anxious in an instant.

Zhou Qian shook her head repeatedly: "No, of course I am not such a superficial woman, but how can my family and friends accept that I fall in love with a bird?"

"What should I do then?" Xiao Ba breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, it doesn't matter whether it loves or not. It mainly enjoys the pride of conquering a human with its talent.

After all, as a bird, from its aesthetic point of view, of course the mother bird is the cutest.

Zhou Qian said: "Unless..."

"Except"How about it?" Xiao Ba blurted out.

Zhou Qian said: "Unless you help me get the seeds of Taoyuan Lingguo and the soil of the orchard, we will grow fruits ourselves. As long as we have money, who dares to tell us what to do, don't you think?"

She had to do it step by step. She couldn't just trick Xiao Ba into poisoning Zhao Han right away.

After all, compared to poisoning Zhao Han, stealing seeds and soil samples was nothing.

She thought Xiao Ba would be more receptive.

Xiao Ba's eyes condensed, but he nodded excitedly on the surface: "You are right, you humans all talk about money, you are so smart."

"Oh, I am just a little smart, but how can I compare to you." Zhou Qian's eyes were charming.

She never dreamed that she would seduce a bird one day. Well, it's quite exciting.

Xiao Ba looked impatient, flew up and said: "Wait for me here, don't walk around, I will come to you when I go back and steal something. "

After saying that, it flapped its wings and flew away.

"Oh, no matter how smart it is, it's just a bird. How smart can it be?" Zhou Qian said sarcastically.

Using a bird to accomplish her own goal.

She felt like a genius.

…………

"Women are all liars! It's better to have a female bird!"

"Scheming bitch, you came for Zhao Han's fruit, you have no vision. Isn't my talent and knowledge more valuable than those fruits?"

Xiao Ba didn't actually fly far. It flew to a thick branch and stared at Zhou Qian in the distance.

It was scarred by its first online love.

It will never trust a woman again!

It's better to have a simple female bird.

Xiao Ba cursed for a while.

Then he took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Han.

"Brother, something happened."

"What's wrong? Are you going to commit suicide because of a broken heart? "

In the teahouse, Zhao Han asked casually.

"No, this woman is not right. I suspect she is a spy. Come here quickly..."

Xiao Ba expressed his suspicion.

Zhao Han looked strange after hearing it.

A female spy actually wanted to steal various samples of Taoyuan Lingguo by seducing his bird?

Which spy agency is this talent from?

What a clever one!

"Wait, I'll be here soon. "