Rural Dad

"It must be a last gasp." Yang Ao concluded for himself, and then said: "I don't have much time, sister, I have a few last words..."

"Well, you say." Yang Xue said with a nasal voice.

Yang Ao babbled for another half an hour, and then said: "Brother-in-law, I don't have much time..."

Then he talked for more than half an hour.

Not only did he not die, but he became more and more energetic.

"My mobile phone is next to me. While I'm still alive, open it and transfer the money in it to your mobile phone."

"Sister, in fact, I broke several pairs of your high heels secretly. Will you forgive me?"

"Don't say it, sister forgives you."

"And your cosmetics were not broken by the kid next door, but I broke them by accident."

"And the last time you fell asleep on the sofa, I secretly drew a turtle on your face..."

Yang Ao had to take advantage of his last gasp to explain all the funeral affairs clearly, so that he could leave without regrets.

Zhao Han looked at him with a smile.

Good man, you blew yourself up this time!

You'd better pray that you can die. If you can't die later, your sister may send you away personally.

"One more thing, brother-in-law, you must cremate my phone together! People can die, but they can't die socially!" This is Yang Ao's last words.

Because there are too many shameful things in his phone, especially the browser search history.

"I really don't have much time..."

Yang Xue choked and said: "Xiao Ao, I think you have a lot of time, it's almost an hour."

"Yes." Yang Ao suddenly reacted and felt that he seemed to have recovered a lot. He didn't even breathe when he spoke, and hurriedly shouted: "Doctor! Doctor, come in quickly! I think I can still be rescued!"

Bang!

The door of the emergency room was pushed open, and the surgeon rushed in with a group of assistants and was stunned.

"How can he still be alive!"

"How can this be! His vital signs have stabilized, and his heart rate and blood pressure have all recovered."

"How is this possible! He was clearly beyond saving just now, and he was clearly about to die!"

"A medical miracle! It's really a medical miracle!"

A group of doctors looked like they had seen a ghost, because this was too unscientific, Yang Ao was simply resurrected from the dead!

Zhao Han thought to himself: This is a metaphysical miracle.

"Just now was just now, and now is now, I feel I can still save him." Yang Ao stubbornly grabbed the surgeon's hand with tears in his eyes.

Yang Xue wiped her tears: "That is to say... my brother is no longer in danger, he can't die?"

"That's right." The surgeon nodded.

"Xiao Ao! Did you hear that! You don't have to die!" Yang Xue immediately hugged him in ecstasy.

Yang Ao asked, "I can't die, so can you return the money I just transferred to you?"

Yang Xue let go of him instantly and showed a gentle smile: "Rest well, I still want to talk to you about you damaging my high heels and cosmetics."

Yang Ao suddenly felt like he was falling into an ice cave, and looked at the surgeon in horror: "Don't save me! Let me die!"

"Mr. Zhao, Miss Yang, please go out first!" The surgeon looked at the two and said.

"Thank you, doctor."

Zhao Han and Yang Xue turned and left.

After the door of the emergency room was closed, the surgeon asked Yang Ao: "Student Yang, what did you just go through? Your vital signs have almost disappeared. It is impossible for you to get better for no reason."

"I..." Yang Ao is not a fool. He instantly guessed that it was the glass of water that Zhao Han forced to feed him.

After all, at this juncture, Zhao Han still forced him to drink water, and he was fine after feeding him water.

Is it not that the glass of water has a problem or something else?

But of course he would not tell the truth, but made up some nonsense: "My brother-in-law knows Qigong. He just used Qigong to treat me, and then gave me a cup of medicine he prepared himself, and then I got better."

The operating room is monitored, and the existence of the cup of water cannot be covered up, so he made up an excuse.

"Qigong?" Several doctors were confused.

In the early 20th century, Xiaguo did set off a Qigong fever, and many wealthy people and officials were deceived.

Believe in folk Qigong masters.

Qigong cures diseases, Qigong water turns into oil, Qigong launches satellites...

It sounds ridiculous, but it was very popular at the time.

Later it was confirmed that Qigong was all fake.

Today they actually heard this word again!

Yang Ao nodded repeatedly: "Yes, Qigong, I just found out today that my brother-in-law is a Qigong master."

"This... Is there really Qigong in this world? This is too ridiculous, right?" A nurse couldn't believe it.

"But if there is no Qigong, how can we explain the miracle of Yang's near-resurrection?"

"Mr. Zhao must have Qigong.Master of Qigong, his spiritual fruit might be grown by Qigong!"

"The small secluded in the forest, the great secluded in the city, I didn't expect Mr. Zhao to have a strange magic skill."

Yang Ao said weakly: "Can you help me sew up my stomach first, and then discuss it? I feel my intestines are about to leak out, it hurts a little."

In fact, he also suspected that his brother-in-law might really know Qigong, otherwise how could he make a glass of water out of thin air?

He lied to others and lied to himself.

………………

Zhao Han didn't know that his smart brother-in-law had made up an identity of a Qigong master for him.

Otherwise, he would definitely laugh and cry.

Since he dared to take out a glass of water out of thin air in the emergency room, there must be a way to cover it up.

Why did Yang Ao make up such a nonsense?

"Fortunately, Xiao Ao is fine, otherwise I will never forgive myself in my life. "Yang Xue pursed her lips.

After all, Yang Ao was hit by a car because he was preparing a wedding gift for her and Zhao Han.

Zhao Han held her hand: "This is not your fault, it's the fault of the perpetrator. I will definitely find him and make him pay the price."

"No! Just call the police, don't mess around!" Yang Xue looked at him with some worry.

Although she was also very angry, she was more afraid that Zhao Han would do something illegal, which would be bad.

Zhao Han smiled and said, "I know my limits."

He will definitely make the other person live a life worse than death.

"Wait for me here, I'm going to do something." Zhao Han helped her sit down on the bench outside the emergency room, and then turned around to ask where the hospital monitoring room was.

There were two security guards on duty in the monitoring room.

They were all surprised to see Zhao Han, and quickly stood up and greeted him: "Hello, Mr. Zhao, why are you here?"

"Do you know me? "Zhao Han asked.

The two looked at each other: "Mr. Zhao is a big celebrity in Taiping County, who doesn't know him?"

"Then do me a favor, go out and smoke a cigarette first." Zhao Han took out a stack of cash and handed it over.

"This..." The two looked at each other and said apologetically: "Mr. Zhao, we have professional ethics..."

"Is that enough?" Zhao Han added another stack.

The two swallowed and took the money without hesitation: "Mr. Zhao, our professional ethics is to serve the employer wholeheartedly. Whether you are looking for surveillance or deleting surveillance, we can help you."

"I like your flexible moral bottom line."