Rural Dad

"Birds are made of iron, and the force is the key. If you don't act like a fool for a day, you will be bored." Xiao Ba shook his head and made a conclusion.

Yang Xue knocked on its little head and said angrily: "You are always acting like a fool. You should be civilized."

"Did you hear that? I told you to act less like a fool for a day." Zhao Han turned his head and looked at Xiao Ba on his shoulder and said.

Xiao Ba retorted: "Aren't you pretending too? Only the governor can set fires, but the people can't light lamps?"

"Superficial, in your opinion, I am pretending, but in fact I am just sharing my daily life." Zhao Han smiled slightly and pretended again while talking and laughing.

Xiao Ba raised a wing: "Ah Bah!"

"Xiao Ba spits everywhere, it's uncivilized, shame on you." Guo Guo shaved his face and looked down on Xiao Ba.

Zhao Han grabbed Xiao Ba and walked aside: "I have something to tell you, arrange the bird to keep an eye on this person."

He took out Lin Huai's resume.

"My brothers are very busy. Now is the season for nesting and hatching eggs. They are also busy dating!" Xiao Ba politely refused.

As the eldest brother, he should be responsible for his younger brother.

Zhao Han nodded thoughtfully: "That makes sense. Then you can go and watch him yourself."

"Ahem!" Xiao Ba's face changed, and he said without hesitation: "I think it's better to arrange a younger brother to go, and give them more opportunities to exercise themselves."

"But your younger brother is busy building nests, laying eggs and dating. As the eldest brother, you can't delay their life events." Zhao Han's expression was half-smile.

Xiao Ba patted his chest with his wings and said righteously: "I will help his younger brother's love, and even help his wife get pregnant and lay eggs. As the eldest brother, I should relieve my younger brother of all worries!"

"In terms of shamelessness, you always make me look at you with new eyes." Zhao Han admired him.

It is worthy of being an imported bird from abroad.

Birds abroad are so shameless.

Not to mention people.

Xiao Ba was afraid that Zhao Han would send it, so he flew away immediately: "I will choose a younger brother with a beautiful wife and send him on a business trip immediately!"

Zhao Han's expression became strange.

Because he couldn't help but think of the plot in the love action movie in the island country: the employee was arranged to go on a business trip, and the boss went to take care of the employee's beautiful wife.

Xiao Ba didn't look like he came from Africa.

Did he come from the island country?

"What are you whispering to Xiao Ba about?" Seeing Xiao Ba fly away, Yang Xue came forward to ask.

Zhao Han chuckled: "Nothing, let it go to help me do something, so that it won't be idle all day."

"Indeed." Yang Xue supported this.

Xiao Ba is indeed a little bored.

"By the way, I plan to take the children to Chengdu for fun on May Day, you can go too." Zhao Han suggested.

The main thing is that he and Yang Xue's marriage is settled, and it's time for his sister and eldest brother's family to meet her formally.

Yang Xue nodded repeatedly: "Okay, it's just a holiday and I'm free at home, so I'll go out for a walk with you."

"Then it's settled, I'll take the children back first, and you should go back and catch up on your sleep."

"Okay." Yang Xue responded, covering her mouth and yawning: "It's all Xiao Ba's fault, so hateful."

"Bye bye to auntie." Zhao Han looked at the child.

"Bye bye, auntie." "See you tomorrow, auntie."

"Okay, see you tomorrow, little darlings."

Watching Zhao Han drive away, Yang Xue exhaled and stretched a little tiredly.

Her graceful figure is fully displayed.

………………

Twenty minutes later, Taoyuan Village.

"Grandpa, we're back!"

Xingxing and Guoguo got out of the car and rushed into the yard.

The two of them are no longer as concerned about the small vegetable garden next to the walnut tree as they were at the beginning.

Children are always enthusiastic for a short time.

"My dear grandson and granddaughter are back. I haven't seen you for a day and you both missed grandpa so much."

Zhao Jiang, who was washing rice, put down the can, wiped his hands carelessly, and ran out to hug the two.

"Guoguo also misses grandpa, and misses the food that grandpa cooks." Guoguo hugged Zhao Jiang's neck and said.

Zhao Jiang smiled: "Grandpa will make Guoguo roast goose with potatoes later, okay?"

"Okay!" Guoguo replied in a baby voice.

Xingxing raised her hand quickly: "I'll go catch the goose."

"I'll go too." Guoguo shouted.

"Jiji, go get some water and help me wash the car." Zhao Han walked into the yard, threw the car keys to Jiji, and then hit Xingxing and Guoguo: "You still catch geese, be careful not to be pecked and cry."

Only children who grew up in the countryside.

Only then will you know how terrifying a goose is.

"Dad, you underestimate Guoguo, I'm not afraid." Guoguo said angrily and unhappily.

Xingxing also snorted: "It's just a goose, Dad, you underestimate me too much."

"Okay, Dad, let them go." Zhao Han showed a playful smile, waiting to see the fun.

Zhao Jiang glared at him: "Go away, go away, go away, you were bullied less by geese when you were a child!"

"Dad was bullied by geese!" Xingxing's eyes lit up, and then he couldn't wait: "Grandpa, let me go, I must be better than Dad when he was a child."

He finally had something to defeat his dad.

"And me, and me, Guoguo will also surpass Dad!" Guoguo also struggled.

Zhao Jiang looked at a face that didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and sighed helplessly: "If I don't let you feel the pain, you won't stop, go, go and catch the big goose. "

He put the two children down.

Xingxing and Guoguo hurriedly ran out of the yard.

Because the chickens and ducks in the countryside are free-range, they only return to the nest at night, and now they are all outside the yard.

"What are you two still doing? Go and help me wash the car!" Zhao Han turned around and found that Jiji and Gungun were still standing there without moving.

Jiji gestured: "Jijiji."

Gungun also smiled and nodded.

Zhao Han was speechless. It turned out that these two guys were waiting to see Xingxing and Guoguo's fun just like him.

After all, Jiji and Gungun were also native rural animals, so they knew the power of free-range geese.

"Wow! Woo woo woo, grandpa, daddy! The goose wants to eat me, woo woo, the goose wants to eat me!"

"Ah! Don't come over! Dad, save me! "

In less than two minutes, Guoguo burst into tears and fled into the yard with Xingxing in a panic.

A big white goose with its wings spread out was chasing them, pecking them from time to time.

Xingxing and Guoguo hid behind Zhao Han.

Zhao Jiang joked, "Are you two going to catch the goose, or are you going to be caught by the goose?"

GunGun and Jiji both laughed like geese.

"Gah!" The goose stretched out its neck to peck Zhao Han.

Zhao Han grabbed it and lifted it up.

"Gah, gah, gah!"

The goose kept flapping its wings in Zhao Han's hands.

"Wow! The poop is so good!"

Guoguo and Xingxing were full of admiration.

"You two should go wash the car quickly, or there will be no goose to eat in the evening. "Zhao Han looked at Jiji and Gungun.

The two beasts hurriedly went out with buckets of water.

Zhao Han looked at the goose in his hand: "This goose is sick. Boil some water for it to take a hot bath. Add ginger and pepper to help it get rid of the cold. "

Goose: I have to thank you?