Rural Friends Circle
Chapter 928: Laojun and Stinky Tofu
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"Oh, I'm here to buy it for my friend, I don't eat this stuff." Tang Feng took out 50 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Yadan's mother.
"Xiaofeng, what are you doing! Aren't you slapping me in the face! Yadan's father works on your farm and earns a lot of money every month. If he knew that you came to me to buy stinky tofu and spent money, he would definitely divorce me! Put the money away quickly, the stinky tofu will be ready in a while, you sit there and wait for a while." Yadan's mother pushed the money in Tang Feng's hand and said enthusiastically.
"Then thank you, Yadan's mother, this year's year-end bonus will definitely be more for you!" People gave so much face, Tang Feng couldn't not express it at all.
"Then thank you first, Xiaofeng, here, the stinky tofu you want, give it to you!" Yadan's mother said as she took out the stinky tofu for Tang Feng, 50 yuan of stinky tofu, a whole plastic bag.
Tang Feng took the stinky tofu, thanked Yadan's mother, and held the stinky tofu in one hand, far away from her. Seeing him like this, Yadan's mother shook her head.
"Alas, why buy so much if you don't want to eat it? All the good stinky tofu is wasted."
Tang Feng held the stinky tofu far away from her, because even if he blocked his sense of smell, he felt that the air he breathed inside had a stinky smell.
Tang Feng thought about it, but still didn't take the stinky tofu home, because if he took it back, he would definitely be asked why he bought so much stinky tofu, and he couldn't explain it clearly, so he simply didn't take it back, and sent it directly to Taishang Laojun outside.
Tang Feng found a place where no one was, relatively hidden, took out his mobile phone, scanned the bag of stinky tofu, and the mobile phone made a ding sound, and the stinky tofu in his hand disappeared.
Taishang Laojun on the other side stared at the screen, wanting to know what good stuff it was.
Ding! You received the stinky tofu sent by your friend Tang Feng. It takes 50 merit points to download. Do you want to download it?
So cheap? This kid won't frame me, right? Taishang Laojun silently recited a download, and a bag with a strong stench appeared in front of him.
Taishang Laojun smelled the stench and jumped three feet away.
"Master, what is so smelly? Do you need me to go in and clean it up?" Jinjiao had been standing outside the door. Suddenly, a very smelly smell came from the room, almost making him faint. Thinking that the master was still inside, he asked with some worry.
"It's okay, no need to come in." Taishang Laojun couldn't stand it anymore. It was too smelly. Taishang Laojun had never smelled such a stinky thing since he was born.
Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and a barrier appeared directly, sealing the stinky tofu inside.
He took out his mobile phone and angrily sent a voice message to Tang Feng.
"Tang Feng! You little bastard! What the hell is this? It's almost suffocating me to death!"
Tang Feng sent the stinky tofu for a long time, but he didn't see Taishang Laojun send him a message, so he just waited there. Seeing this voice, Tang Feng released it directly. Hearing the angry voice of Taishang Laojun, Tang Feng laughed directly.
Tang Feng laughed for a long time, took a few deep breaths, slowed down, and then sent a voice to Taishang Laojun again.
"Laojun, you don't know, this is something that can be eaten, and it is very popular in the world!"
Taishang Laojun was stunned after hearing it. Do people in the world eat this kind of thing now? It's too stinky! How can I eat it!
"Tang Feng boy, I warn you, don't lie to me!"
"Don't worry, how could I lie to you! This thing is called stinky tofu, it smells stinky but tastes delicious, and the stinkier it smells, the more delicious it tastes!" Tang Feng deliberately added emphasis to the word "yue", which made Taishang Laojun stunned.
Taishang Laojun looked at the stinky tofu in front of him, frowned, waved his hand to open the barrier, and the stench came again.
"What is the master doing in there? Why is it so smelly? Could it be... he pooped in there!" Jinjiao stood outside the door and suddenly smelled a stench again. He muttered to himself, but of course he didn't say the last sentence.
Taishang Laojun had no choice but to seal his sense of smell like Tang Feng, but he still felt a stench in his mouth.
Taishang Laojun slowly approached the bag of stinky tofu, endured the discomfort in his mouth, opened the bag, and the stench hit his face directly, and saw the pieces of tofu neatly placed inside.
"Laojun, don't seal your sense of smell!" Taishang Laojun was about to eat when he heard Tang Feng's voice, and he closed his eyes in anger.
"Then tell me why! If you can't tell me why, I'll go over and beat you to death now!" It's so smelly that you can't seal your sense of smell. You will faint before you eat it.
"This thing smells bad. If you don't smell it, you can't feel its fragrance in your mouth. Do you understand? This is the comparison. Once you compare it, it tastes good. Do you understand?" Tang Feng continued to fool Taishang Laojun. After he finished speaking, he laughed out loud. He was almost laughing to tears.
"If you dare to lie to me, I will definitely make you unable to give birth to a son!" Taishang Laojun opened his sense of smell again after hearing this, and smelled the smell of stinky tofu, which was even worse than the toilet.
"Don't worry, Laojun, if you don't like it, you can do whatever you want to me. Just be happy." Tang Feng dared to guarantee that the taste of this stinky tofu was absolutely unique. Even if he didn't eat stinky tofu, he had heard about it from others. Anyone who had eaten it gave it a thumbs up.
When the Taishang Laojun heard this, he immediately conjured up a pair of chopsticks, tremblingly picked up a piece of stinky tofu, put it to his mouth, and threw it back into the bag.
"Tang Feng, what if I'm poisoned!"
"Laojun, we've been together for so long, don't you know who I am? How could I lie to you!" Tang Feng was already very happy.
"Then I'll try it!" The expression on the face of the Taishang Laojun was like serving a sentence. He picked up a piece of stinky tofu and threw it directly into his mouth.
After the Taishang Laojun chewed it, he closed his eyes and began to savor the taste of the stinky tofu. The fragrance in his mouth and the stench he smelled were completely two different things. It was really delicious!
"Tang Feng, you really didn't lie to me. It smells so stinky and tastes so delicious. I really don't know who made it. It's really talented!" After the Taishang Laojun sent a voice message to Tang Feng, the chopsticks in his hand never stopped.
Tang Feng laughed loudly over there. He had finished the whole thing and felt satisfied. Taishang Laojun had finished his meal and Tang Feng returned to the villa.
Taishang Laojun ate for a long time, and kept saying that it was delicious. He ate more than half of it before putting down his chopsticks and sealing the rest and putting it in his storage space.
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