Rural Friends Circle

"I have heard about the Taoist friend's matter from Yue Lao, but, as I said, there is no free lunch in the world. If you want this walkman, you need to exchange it with 100 virtues and a bottle of bad luck." Tang Feng said seriously.

In the fairy palace, Broom Star frowned. Yue Lao also mentioned to him that he exchanged the walkman with 100 virtues from the mysterious Wu Shi Taoist. But he was reluctant to pay 100 virtues for such a thing that had no effect on cultivation.

"Brother Broom, this walkman of mine is specially tailored for women. I can guarantee that Liuli Fairy will like it when she sees it." If you want consumers to pay for your products, then you must cater to their preferences and make them feel that the money is worth it.

In this fairy palace, Broom Star paced back and forth, struggling fiercely in his heart. After a fierce inner struggle, he finally gritted his teeth and made a decision. Isn't it just one hundred virtues? If I can get the trust of the Glazed Fairy, let alone one hundred virtues, even if it is two hundred merits, I am willing to pay.

"Then Broom would like to thank fellow Taoist for his help." Without hesitation, he collected some of his own bad luck, put it into a bottle, and sent it to Tang Feng along with one hundred virtues.

"Broom Star gives you one hundred virtues, and Broom Star sends you a bottle of bad luck. Do you want to receive it?"

After seeing this WeChat prompt, Tang Feng took out a pink mp4 for women from the box, along with a pink power bank, and sent it to Broom Star.

He opened the treasure bag and glanced at it. In the fifth grid, there was a bottle full of gray airflow. I think that gray air should be the legendary bad luck.

The bad luck of the broom star: It is effective for all living beings. After selecting a target, the target unit will have bad luck for five days. It takes 20 points of public morality to download.

Good stuff, with this bad luck, in the future, if anyone dares to trouble us, we can give him some bad luck, and then we don’t need to do anything, he will have bad luck. This is definitely a magic weapon to pit teammates.

"Brother Broom, don’t you prepare anything, just take a walkman to see the Glazed Fairy?" After glancing at the broom star’s circle of friends, seeing that this guy was impatient to find the Glazed Fairy, Tang Feng hurriedly called him.

It’s right that this guy has been chasing the Glazed Fairy for hundreds of years, but he hasn’t been able to get her back. With this EQ, let alone in the fairy world, even in the mortal world, I’m afraid he will be a bachelor for life.

After all, she is a famous fairy, and she is arrogant. You give her a walkman and want her to marry you. Her status as a fairy is too cheap. At least, you should clean yourself up and get rid of those flowers and plants.

In the fairy palace, the jinx who had already walked to the door stopped after hearing Tang Feng's question. On his thin face, there was a look of surprise. Prepare? Don't you have a walkman? What else do you need to prepare?

He is indeed a guy with low emotional intelligence. It seems that I need to teach him a lesson. The name of this lesson is how to win the heart of a beautiful woman.

To be honest, picking up girls is not his forte. From childhood to adulthood, he has only had one relationship. The girl is also from their village. They worked together in the south. After being together for a long time, they got together. However, in the end, he was dumped by the girl.

In terms of relationships, he is a rookie and a loser, but this does not prevent him from teaching the Broom Star how to pick up girls. Although he has no experience in picking up girls, he has experience on the Internet. Nowadays, you can ask Baidu for everything. There are thousands of techniques for picking up girls on the Internet.

Log in to Baidu and search for techniques for picking up girls. Tens of thousands of search results pop up, such as the Encyclopedia of Picking Up Girls, the Three Thousand Questions for Picking Up Girls by Brother Xiaosha, and the Secrets of Picking Up Girls. It is dazzling.

He picked the first few and read them all. Finally, he chose the Secrets of Picking Up Girls, downloaded the text, copied the content, deleted and modified some modern-related things, and forwarded it to the Broom Star.

Anyway, the contents of these texts all appear in the Broom Star's consciousness in a form similar to language. He does not need to worry whether the text is in simplified or traditional Chinese characters, because the Broom Star can understand it anyway.

Secrets of Picking Up Girls - How to "Chase" Women

"Attraction is involuntary - women are not pursued, blindly "chasing" is just the behavior of young boys who are not experienced in the world." When the words echoed in his mind, the broom star was completely confused.

"Proper manners and attire are the key to attracting women - men's clothing, words and deeds, all..."

"Moderate strength will give women a sense of security and the pleasure of being conquered..."

These deafening words kept ringing in the broom star's consciousness, which made him stunned and refreshed. Only now did he understand that pursuing women was not as simple as he thought. There were so many things to learn in it.

Recalling these words in his consciousness, especially the emphasis on men's attire and behavior by Wu Shi Dao Ren, he couldn't help but lower his head and take a look at himself. The loose gray robe, the wrinkled cloth shoes, and the broom in his hand, how could he have the appearance at all?

He raised his right hand and waved it in front of him. A huge mirror appeared out of thin air. In this mirror, he had a somewhat sloppy face, unkempt hair, and a sloppy beard. He didn't think anything of it before, but now he looked at it with displeasure.

"Oh my god, why didn't I realize that I was so...sloppy before?" He wanted to say it was vulgar, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back. No matter what, he couldn't say that he was vulgar.

No wonder Liuli didn't like me. It turned out that I was too sloppy. No, I must change my image.

When Jinx decided to change his appearance, he found something that made him heartbroken. Even if he shaved his beard, trimmed his hair, and changed into a clean robe, he still looked the same. There was not much change.

Clothes make the man, and saddles make the horses. The clothes in the fairy world are out of date. Tomorrow, I will get you a suit and leather shoes, which will make you look classy instantly. Paying attention to the circle of friends of Broom Star, and watching the inner wailing of Broom Star, Tang Feng laughed so hard that his mouth could hardly close.

He even imagined how much impact Broom Star, wearing a suit, white shirt, leather shoes, tie, glasses and watch, would bring to the fairy world that had been closed for thousands of years when he appeared gorgeously.

Perhaps, in the future, he could open a clothing store in the fairy world through Broom Star, he fantasized in his heart.