Salted Fish Learn to Play Technology
Chapter 432: , This detector is a bit skinny
The CEO of a mineral water company who was watching the live broadcast at this time couldn't help but spit out old blood.
For a mineral water company, what could be more ruthless than this evaluation?
At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room also began to frantically screen.
"Distressed Master Kang."
"I have been drinking tap water for so many years! I feel sorry for myself."
"One bottle of money and two tons of money, suddenly worried about their IQ."
"Don't talk about it, I'm going to buy a ticket to go to the mineral water company to discuss it."
"The one in front of me is the one."
"This IQ tax is really deceiving too much."
It was in the room where people kept vomiting, and the detector continued to comment on another bottle.
"Unlabeled mineral water, mainly composed of processed natural water."
"There are many trace elements, the specific ingredients are: metasilicate, potassium, calcium, sodium, magnesium."
With the end of this review, the barrage did not rush to speak, but waited for the detector to talk.
Sure enough, after a short pause, the 470 detector vomited again: "Drinking this water is about equal to drinking tap water after blending."
Suddenly, the barrage exploded instantly.
"Taped tap water!"
"Shente's blending."
"I feel that this evaluation is quite euphemistic."
"Very euphemistic."
"It's okay, it's okay, it's better than drinking tap water directly."
However, when some netizens secretly rejoiced, the detector suddenly added a sentence.
"Although these blends will not be absorbed by the body at all."
In an instant, the entire live broadcast room was quiet again.
At this time, many netizens' hearts collapsed. They expected the detector to vomit, but they still didn't expect that it would make up for the knife!
After a while, a barrage fluttered by: "Can you finish speaking the next time?"
Suddenly the other barrage kept up, "This repair knife was caught off guard."
"Sometimes it escaped the first corner, and finally (cgad) turned over at the end."
"This detector has quite the charm of Zhang Shen."
"Listening to this, I suddenly remembered the scene where I first met Zhang Shen."
"Yes, this is the taste, the thief is cheap."
"When you say this, I suddenly remembered it. Zhang Shen could be said to be very cheap."
"When did Face Slayer Zhang Shen change?"
Just when the barrage madly vomited the detector, the detector has already begun to comment on the next type of mineral water.
The following mineral water, although the trace elements are different, but in the end, they can not escape the sentence.
"However, these trace elements have no soft use."
"However, these trace elements have no soft use."
Until a mineral water with a price of more than 100 yuan, the detector's comments have changed slightly.
"Although these trace elements are not soft, but the taste of the water will be better."
Hearing this evaluation, all netizens were refreshed.
For a time, countless netizens smelled in the barrage: "Got it, advertising costs will not be less for you."
"Report your name? Can't I buy it?"
"The water difference of 100 yuan for feelings is better to drink."
"You may have forgotten that there is a kind of bubble tea that is more fragrant."
"However, there is a sentence behind it. However, this kind of bubble tea is still not as good as mountain spring bubble tea."
"It feels like today, Zhang Shen is going to be hunted down by all mineral water companies."
"But how do I feel that there will be no more mineral water companies today?"
saw the barrage, and the netizens were quiet for a while.
It is true that the number of people watching live broadcasts has exceeded 50 million at this time. After today, it is estimated that there will really be no more water to buy mineral water.
In particular, after the converter of Xinghai Technology is officially released, it is estimated that the mineral water company will really disappear completely.
But the detector did not care about it at all, at this time still commenting on mineral water.
It is just that although the price of the water behind is rising, the evaluation has not become higher.
was even spit out by the detector, "This kind of water is very expensive, but the remaining advantage is that it can be better loaded."
Listening to the sharp evaluation of the detector, netizens can be said to be quite happy.
And many elites who are accustomed to drinking imported water are all with a bitter smile.
It is conceivable that after today, if they drink the imported water again, it is estimated that in everyone's eyes, it is basically equivalent to pretending to be a perpetrator plus two fools.
As for those who import mineral water companies, the CEO can't help but want to scold the mother.
Mommies, you can imagine, after today, their good days are estimated to be gone forever.
Just before the live broadcast, when all kinds of people thought differently, the detector finally reviewed all the mineral water.
At this time, Yang Chenxing came to the camera again.
Only she smiled and said: "emmm, the detector has just reviewed the mineral water currently on the market one by one. For the detection content, everyone just listens, don't believe too much. Because those are not the key points. ."
"Then let's enter today's topic and start to detect the river water transformed by the converter."
said that Yang Chenxing came to the riverside with a transparent glass and filled a glass of water at will.
Then a light curtain was scanned by the detector.
A moment later, the electronic sound started: "Human, female, body age 28, original unopened..."
"Ah, what are you scanning?"
Next moment, Yang Chenxing exploded directly.
At the same time, the live broadcast room also exploded in an instant!
This detector seems a bit skinny!
Moreover, it seems to have accidentally unlocked some amazing skills! .
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